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@danthesaintsman
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6 months
£40m Rutter with 6 goals is in over Armstrong who has 32g/a lol
@secondtierpod
Second Tier podcast
6 months
The official EFL Team of the Season has been revealed! Thoughts? 🤔
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this might be a contender for the worst tweet ever
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2 months
wow ipswich are cooking the craziest 20th place finish ever
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Ryan Dilks
2 months
This team easily stays up in the Premier League.
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@JacobHorsfall_
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2 years
Just a reminder this man is the best Irish player in the prem 👍
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1 year
@thfcmxtt what’s he even celebrating😭😭😭
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1 year
The anger at this is funny. Arsenal have improved too fast too quickly, their fans haven’t realised they’re the 2nd best team itl. They’re still mentally in 8th.
@David_Ornstein
David Ornstein
1 year
🚨 EXCL: Charlie Patino set to leave Arsenal permanently this summer. 19yo wants regular 1st team action; unlikely for now + prefers not to exit #AFC on loan again. Club receptive & ready to help facilitate, as interest builds from UK/abroad @TheAthleticFC
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Adam Lallana x Doja Cat #Barclaysmen
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1 year
@Afcsammmm Made a mistake for the first goal but prevented at least 4 more certain goals going in
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1 year
@thfcmxtt managers shouldn’t be expected to have any loyalties
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5 months
Could’ve easily left when we went down, but he stayed and put in 9/10 performances every week to get us back up. Absolute hero. #saintsfc
@KWPeters
Kyle Walker-Peters
5 months
Back where we belong! 🏆
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@lcfcgeorgee
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‘Southampton will walk this league’ tweets have suddenly stopped
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2 months
this relegation will hit like absolute crack, can’t wait, most boring club in the prem atm
@BrentfordFC
Brentford FC
2 months
Bring on Season Four. 👊
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@KieranMaguire
Kieran Maguire
2 months
Matt O’Riley subbed after 6 minutes after being crocked by a Crawley foul
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1 year
i could’ve seen us lift a trophy man.
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@eurofootcom
EuroFoot
1 year
This is a safe space… what’s your biggest football heartbreak? 💔⚽️
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2 years
The entitlement in the comments is crazy. The red card was stonewall and Rashford dived, there was NOTHING wrong with that ref performance
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centredevils.
2 years
Describe this referring in ONE word…
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2 years
In what world is that not a red card… could’ve snapped his neck
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2 years
@chiddyafc the american accent makes it even less serious💀
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these kind of tweets and it’s gameweek 2, oh man it’s gonna be a long season
@SouthamptonFC
Southampton FC
2 months
We'll stick together 🤜🤛
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8 months
the thought that one of us here isn’t going up is scary.
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1 year
Signings with no links hit like CRACK what the hell
@SouthamptonFC
Southampton FC
1 year
Starting a new collection 🙌 Welcome to the club, @ryanmanning4 😇
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So important we keep starting Archer, very unlucky today he just needs to be backed #saintsfc
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2 years
how can we forget it when you tweet it once a month
@ESPNFC
ESPN FC
2 years
Never forget this Southampton side 🔥
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Nathan jones stopped city winning the quadruple
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2 years
A 19 year old spinning £180m worth of players in one move, what a player. #SaintsFC
@SouthamptonFC
Southampton FC
2 years
Spun. 💫 😮‍💨 @RomeoLavia
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2 months
“stephens isn’t working in the prem” we have played TWO games and conceded TWO goals (none of which have been his fault)
@BigJimUTS
Big Jim
2 months
For next week Edwards deserves a chance, he’s very comfortable on the ball and Stephens isn’t working in the prem Fernandes and Dibling should come in for Smallbone and Aribo to give us more attacking options I’d either start Archer or Sulemana over Adarma aswell #SaintsFC
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2 years
Me after watching fulham vs west brom in 2020
@pokimanelol
pokimane
2 years
down 15 pounds :)
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1 year
what has happened go my beautiful club man, getting griddyed on by the team BOTTOM OF THE CHAMPIONSHIP
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1 year
“Coming on, number 19, Moussa Djenepo!”
@MenInBlazers
Men in Blazers
1 year
Timelapse video of Inter Miami fans pouring out of the DRV PNK after Messi subs off in 77th minute. The downside of GOAT Watching. 🐐
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@SaintsExtra
SaintsExtra
1 year
🚨 Southampton midfielder Ibrahima Diallo (24) is a summer target for Turkish side Galatasaray — the Frenchman ‘does not want to stay’ with Saints if they are relegated #saintsfc @takvim
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1 year
This is quite literally the only mistake he made all season and it was on the final day in a meaningless game
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1 year
Yo he’s shit 😭
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Downfall started once we changed our 24 unbeaten side to shoehorn Stephens in
@SouthamptonFC
Southampton FC
7 months
All square at Ewood Park.
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1 year
@thfcmxtt genuine question btw i’m actually interested
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let’s ave it. #saintsfc
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1 year
Excl: Taylor Harwood-Bellis is in the south finalising a move to Southampton. #SaintsFC
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2 years
@talkSPORT Breaking news our best player might leave if we get relegated
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@SouthamptonFC
Southampton FC
1 year
A heart-breaking moment, as our relegation is confirmed.
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1 year
ONE great season has people making statements like this
@OzilThings
William (fan account)
1 year
Karim Benzema. The greatest no.9 of his generation.
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1 year
got relegated but at least we won a pointless quarter final
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1 year
Posted on #SaintsFC ’s tiktok 😭
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2 months
just stood up and applauded oh my goodness
@SaintsExtra
SaintsExtra
2 months
Video: James Bree gives Southampton a late lead against Cardiff #saintsfc
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@premierleague How is this assist from Mara not in this list???
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@SaintsExtra @J_Tanswell Yeh because theo walcott is better than a champions league and world cup level winger
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Harassing a minor with 75 followers because they called your new plushies bad is insane😭
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southampton still being mentioned in title race graphics
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@SkyBet
Sky Bet
7 months
One of THE great @SkyBetChamp title races is approaching its climax 🔥
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Dan creating literally the worst fucking opinion I have ever seen on this app
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@sfcdan_
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2 years
Am I allowed to say that Lavia’s also lowkey overrated or? Like he’s obviously good, top half PL level. But I don’t think he walks into any of the top six like people seem to like to make out 🤷🏻‍♂️
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2 years
Never seen a more composed player at 18/19 year old. Plays like he’s been in the prem for years, it’s hard to believe this is his first professional season. #SaintsFC
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Southampton FC
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we sold livramento for 40m and still got scammed.
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1 year
yeh he’s scoring 30 this season
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@MadnessFc4
Viran🇲🇾
1 year
What is the meaning of “aura”
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@DARK01239
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We can’t give up on such a promising player, and he showed us why today
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2 months
first away of the season at 3pm…
@NFFCServices
NFFC Services
2 months
As a result of a smaller away allocation being requested by AFC Bournemouth, additional home tickets are now on sale for all Home Members in the Lower Bridgford Stand online 🎟️
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1 year
modern commentators are piss poor, how is this the commentary for a keeper scoring a last minute goal🤣
@SouthamptonFC
Southampton FC
1 year
Team spirit 💯
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Those 6 months of Broja
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we weren’t begging for n*des at 22
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8 months
We have an opportunity to do the coldest kit launch ever.
@secondtierpod
Second Tier podcast
8 months
Wow… A huge fire has broken out near Southampton’s St Mary’s Stadium 😳😳
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1 year
God I hate our fanbase, apparently Tino is a ‘snake’ for choosing a UCL club over a championship one😂😂 get a grip #SaintsFC
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1 year
Forgiving a rapist doesn’t promote ideas of growth and learning from mistakes, it just reinforces the idea there are no consequences
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🚨🚨 MAJOR BREAKING! I've just received an official, hearty statement to Man United from the fans in support to Mason Greenwood!
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1 year
Can’t just be me who thinks they’re trying to cover up the Antony case with this character assassination campaign? Never seen anything like it, absolutely vile
@utdreport
utdreport
1 year
Sources around #mufc describe Jadon Sancho as a complicated character. He can be loud and extroverted, but he can also be very reserved. At an Adidas kit launch in Melbourne in 2022, he asked the event host to avoid asking him questions and focus instead on Bruno Fernandes,
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everyone in the prem has money except us😭😭😭
@FabrizioRomano
Fabrizio Romano
2 months
🚨🍒 EXCLUSIVE: Bournemouth agree deal to sign Brazilian striker Evanilson from Porto, here we go! Deal in place for package worth €47m for Brazilian forward to be the replacement for Solanke. Porto also has 10% sell-on clause. Medical tests booked, Evanilson travels soon.
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not trusting someone who’s name sounds like a challenge to steal their toilet
@nickmashiter
Nick Mashiter
1 year
Exc: Fulham are serious contenders for James Ward-Prowse as they look to rival West Ham for the Southampton captain. #saintsfc #whufc #ffc
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Our fanbase is so fickle, why do we boo literally everything. Kingsland are the biggest moany bunch by far they scream “get it forward” every two seconds
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win our 2 games in hand and we’re 3 points off autos with leicester and leeds still to play…
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To the tune of Swalla (Jason Derulo) Shimmy shimmy yay, shimmy yay, shimmy ya Downes, Sule-ma-na Downes, Sule-ma-na Sule-ma-na, Sule-ma-na Repeat x 2 @SFC_Chants #saintsfc
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Selles is the most frustrating manager. Get points against palace, leeds and brentford? No hermano! Let’s beat chelsea and draw to united, spurs and arsenal
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1 year
They waited a week to submit an offer worth £1m more💀
@SaintsExtra
SaintsExtra
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🚨 Liverpool’s new bid for Roméo Lavia is around £41 million including add-ons #saintsfc @_pauljoyce
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@thfcmxtt looks nothing like him😭😭
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1 year
The past few months have ruined everyone’s perception of how good our players are, Perraud is fantastic and we should not be selling him
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🚨 French side Nice have made Southampton’s Romain Perraud their priority as they target a left-back this summer #saintsfc @MercaFoot_
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1 Leeds 2 Saints 3 Middlesbrough 4 Leicester 5 Sunderland 6 Birmingham 7 Coventry 8 West Brom 9 Stoke 10 Norwich 11 Hull 12 Preston 13 Watford 14 Millwall 15 Huddersfield 16 Swansea 17 Ipswich 18 Blackburn 19 Bristol C 20 Rotherham 21 Sheff Wed 22 QPR 23 Cardiff 24 Plymouth
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The fact Onuachu will leave before he even gets a chance makes me sick
@kristianoko
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1 year
So Ruben, you can only choose one for the matchday squad. #SaintsFC
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2 years
Alcaraz Smallbone midfield next season
@talkSPORT
talkSPORT
2 years
BREAKING: James Ward-Prowse has been told he can leave Southampton if they go down. Ward-Prowse has previously attracted interest from Tottenham and West Ham and also has admirers at Newcastle. - talkSPORT sources understand 📲 Listen ☞
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@uptheluton He blamed the fans for our last loss mate then called himself one of the best managers in europe
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1 year
17 people with absolutely zero social skills being thrown onto a pitch together, I can’t wait
@macknows
Mac
1 year
Shirt numbers are in for the Charity game v Tik Tok in just under 2 weeks 👀
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This armstrong and che golden boot race #saintsfc
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Lallana was probably my favourite player growing up. Absolutely buzzing to have him back, why does everyone have to be so miserable all the time #saintsfc
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11 games left of jwp
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How it’s ’cringe’ wearing your teams colours to the stadium
@Football__Tweet
Football Tweet ⚽
9 months
What is the worst thing about modern football? We'll start. 📲 GO. 👇
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russel martin.
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First time we lose in 26 games and it drops us to 3rd… this league is ROUGH
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1 year
two away games, two last minute winners from che😭❤️
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2 years
Selles coached a 3-1 win then threw it away by subbing Lavia off, absolutely devasted.
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2 years
Imagine showing this table to someone 3 years ago💀
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1 year
Owning a maserati for 8 years, how humble, can we stop with humble gimmicks for players it’s so cringey
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1 year
what a club, heart rate hasn’t recovered yet. #saintsfc
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1 year
“he’s a free kick merchant anyway”
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7 months
They want a pay rise from 60k to 65k, are you serious?
@SkyNews
Sky News
7 months
BREAKING: Train drivers at 16 rail companies have now confirmed a fresh wave of strikes. This is following union Aslef announced further industrial action for 8 April and 4 May on tubes. 📺 Sky 501, Virgin 602, Freeview 233 and YouTube
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2 years
• Fans saying going down is “good for the club” are utterly deluded and are lying to themselves • Lavia will be the best defensive mid in Europe one day • Selles is that guy and if we stay up we should back him instead of getting a new/experienced manager
@TheSaintCentre
Southampton Centre
2 years
What is your most controversial Southampton opinion? 👀 #saintsfc
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1 year
on repeat.
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1 year
@z___v2 Xhaka and Partey?
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1 year
They’re 100% being paid off to repair his image, what the hell is this caption💀
@GetafeCFen
Getafe C.F. English
1 year
We love you, @masongreenwood 🫶💙
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1 year
was sat next to an american at st mary’s last year and he told me it was the best atmosphere he’d ever experienced, i now see why😭
@HLTCO
HLTCO
1 year
Vile abuse, there’s no place in the beautiful game for this. FBO’s all round.
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1 year
Great message, I wonder who’ll be disagreeing with it in the replies
@utdreport
utdreport
1 year
A group of #mufc supporters are planning a series of protests to make it clear they do not want Mason Greenwood to return [ @DTathletic ]
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10 months
45% 💀💀
@SkyNews
Sky News
10 months
BREAKING: Scotland announces new income tax bracket. Anyone who earns more than £75,000 will pay a rate of 45%. 📺 Sky 501, Virgin 602, Freeview 233 and YouTube
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@danthesaintsman
👨🏻‍🦯
2 years
Why does rice sound like behzinga and why does saka sound like deji, I can’t unhear it
@eurofootcom
EuroFoot
2 years
🤣🤣🤣
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@danthesaintsman
👨🏻‍🦯
3 months
Just looked at our wingers and sighed
@TimJonesFC
SFC Fanatic
3 months
Who else was at this game when Boufal scored this goal for #SaintsFC against West Brom?
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@danthesaintsman
👨🏻‍🦯
2 years
Masking paedophilia with “body positivity” is insane
@MailOnline
Daily Mail Online
2 years
'Body positivity' TV show has adults standing fully nude in front of children
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@danthesaintsman
👨🏻‍🦯
8 months
Does everyone in Manchester/Liverpool have the same barber?
@calumb77
Calum
8 months
city away, ah well onto the next 🇾🇪
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