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Danny Goodwin

@dannywgoodwin

5 months

This is the craziest Inside the NBA moment

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Danny Goodwin

@dannywgoodwin

5 months

One of the wildest Inside the NBA moments

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Danny Goodwin

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6 months

If Inside the NBA ends, we’ll always have this moment

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Danny Goodwin

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5 months

An unforgettable Inside the NBA moment

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Danny Goodwin

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3 years

Fuck, grew up playing Harry Reid Football 07 on GameCube

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Danny Goodwin

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5 months

This was an all-time moment on Inside the NBA

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Danny Goodwin

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5 months

Who could forget this Inside the NBA moment?

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Danny Goodwin

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5 years

Listening to this new Fiona Apple album. Ladies, is this really how you feel about us? We’ve been nothing but polite to you

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Danny Goodwin

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5 months

This was a historic moment on Inside the NBA

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5 months

@dannywgoodwin Time to think of a new joke bud. This is like the 6th one you’ve done

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Danny Goodwin

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5 years

Kevin Durant has seen snake emojis every day for four years and has won 2 championships since

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Danny Goodwin

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6 years

I’m into rough, Three Stooges style sex. Honk my nose, whack my ass with a mallet, throw a pie in my face, kinky shit

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Danny Goodwin

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6 months

One of my favorite Inside the NBA moments

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Danny Goodwin

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5 years

Going to his daughter's gynecologist was the last time TI saw charts

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Danny Goodwin

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5 months

A classic moment on Inside the NBA

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Danny Goodwin

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6 years

"Are you threatening my rude, thoughtless, little pig of a daughter?"

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Alec Baldwin Asks Whether Donald Trump’s ‘SNL’ Tweet Is “A Threat To My Safety And That Of My Family?”

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Danny Goodwin

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5 years

ugh women only want to date men that are cool, good-looking, and aren’t big fucking losers 🙄 typical

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Danny Goodwin

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8 years

Please denounce your friends when their tweets don't land

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Danny Goodwin

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3 months

If Inside the NBA is really over……we’ll always have this

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Danny Goodwin

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5 years

Rivers Cuomo: life is pain and nothing can fix my sense of isolation Me: turn that shit up Rivers Cuomo: except maybe an Asian teen Me: what

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Danny Goodwin

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5 years

Keanu Reeves busts within a minute because he’s respectful of women’s time

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Danny Goodwin

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5 months

Who could forget the moment Inside the NBA announced WWI?

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Danny Goodwin

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(Jeff Goldblum pushes an old woman down a flight of stairs) Twitter: Jeff’s a national treasure

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Danny Goodwin

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5 years

I'm 19.4k away from 20,000 followers...Twitter, do your thing

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Danny Goodwin

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5 years

NBA rookies are doing more than the richest people in the world

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Pelicans rookie @Zionwilliamson says on IG he is “pledging to cover the salaries for all of those Smoothie King Center workers for the next 30 days.”

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Danny Goodwin

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5 years

Hey just need a quick signature on this PDF. Real quick, shouldn't take you more than three hours to figure out how to do that

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Danny Goodwin

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27 days

A harrowing Inside the NBA moment

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Danny Goodwin

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5 years

@caitiedelaney how is her camera's picture quality that bad

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Danny Goodwin

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19 days

A haunting episode of Inside the NBA

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Danny Goodwin

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5 months

We all remember where we were for this moment on Inside the NBA

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Danny Goodwin

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5 years

LONG THREAD INCOMING: Growing up, I never learned to wipe my own ass (1/64)

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Danny Goodwin

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4 months

One of the top Inside the NBA moments

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Danny Goodwin

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4 years

@mehdirhasan Cannot conceive of a scenario where Politico writes a piece like this about Blasey-Ford

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Danny Goodwin

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6 months

Had to speak on this issue

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Danny Goodwin

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4 years

Heard there's a new Kennedy

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Danny Goodwin

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6 years

My favorite trend is Bernie finding any celebrity that says something vaguely progressive and saying “folks ski mask the slump god is right”

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Danny Goodwin

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5 years

Make fun of Pete Buttigieg all you want, I know many of you also have a 0% black approval rating

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Danny Goodwin

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4 years

@willmenaker Love getting my dudes together, cracking michelobs, and watching M

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1 year

Recorded this a few weeks ago, turns out this is just the actual story of The Blind Side

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Danny Goodwin

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5 years

Text "Sir this is a Wendy's" to 855-9021 to prevent a full-scale ground war with Iran

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Danny Goodwin

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5 years

(Giving a book report on Little Women) I mean you never seen bitches this small

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Danny Goodwin

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2 years

The returns are probably rougher than ever for selling your soul for an entertainment career. The devil could maybe get you a Paramount Plus show

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Danny Goodwin

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5 years

@virgiltexas it's sexist to point that out

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Danny Goodwin

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4 years

When I started Butt Fuck Comedy, my goal was to change the game

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Danny Goodwin

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6 years

Comedians calling out anyone for not having "discernible skills" is the most laughable shit in the world

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Danny Goodwin

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1 year

Real comedian talk

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Danny Goodwin

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4 years

Not checking the news, just assuming my friends are spiraling simultaneously

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Danny Goodwin

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5 years

working on a masterpiece

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Danny Goodwin

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6 years

Went sober for a month and learned something very valuable: all of you are intolerable

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Danny Goodwin

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5 years

@jackdwagner how are we ever gonna win these unreasonable monsters

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6 years

"What bappind here today...is a tragedy."

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Danny Goodwin

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6 years

shut the fuck up

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6 years

@mineifiwildout carti got all the chaos emeralds

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Danny Goodwin

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2 years

This podcast shit is easy

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Danny Goodwin

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4 years

They call me "Fucks a ton"y Phil

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Danny Goodwin

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6 years

This is progress

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Wolves had been extinct in Germany until recently. On Monday, police say one attacked a man at a cemetery.

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Danny Goodwin

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5 years

Saw that Conor McGregor got in an alleged "whiskey dispute." On a related note, Robert de Niro got in an alleged "pasta quarrel." Folks we have fun, but let's get the Irish and Italians out of our country

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Danny Goodwin

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5 years

@zackfox looks like a Party City catalog

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@rachelmillman Hello my baby Hello my darling Hello my learn to code

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4 years

Gentlemen: If you can’t do a good Peter Griffin impression, she’s gonna find someone who can

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Danny Goodwin

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5 years

@mehdirhasan Do you honestly believe a man like Michael Bloomberg or Joe Biden would make the world a better place than it is now? Honestly

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Danny Goodwin

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6 years

love when two big fucking losers can put their differences aside

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Danny Goodwin

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3 years

Never seen their show but I’m going to assume Chip and Joanna Gaines are in a sexless 500-year long marriage, their immortality sustained by sacrificing newly born babies in Waco TX

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Danny Goodwin

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5 years

apologies for the blatantly mean tweet but THIS is what AOC's boyfriend looks like?

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Danny Goodwin

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2 years

We here at Third Reich Bazookas are sickened by this week’s tragedy

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Danny Goodwin

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4 years

The one thing getting me through this quarantine is going out and seeing all of my friends

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Danny Goodwin

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5 months

Had to start a podcast with my guy

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4 years

Everybody in the world right now: Take to the streets and fight for the rights of all JK Rowling: How can a bloke have a minge

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Danny Goodwin

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6 years

So far, people are not into my idea of sending buses to pick up white kids to see Deadpool 2 this weekend

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Danny Goodwin

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@kathbarbadoro “I’m worried sexist isolated males will START doing stand up” wild take

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Danny Goodwin

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5 years

If you recommend a band to me, it'll take me about six years to get around to it. You were right Kevin, The Replacements are great, rest in peace bro 🙏🙏

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Danny Goodwin

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6 years

what is sheryl plotting

Sheryl Crow

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6 years

#CrowCash #April19 #RedemptionDay

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Danny Goodwin

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6 years

@willmenaker Ikea-ass bomb shelter 😂😂😂

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Danny Goodwin

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1 year

How would you answer?

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Danny Goodwin

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5 years

Reigns end. Lebron is slowing down. Kanye has lost his touch. The gods we once knew now mortal. I’m still crushing it tho

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Danny Goodwin

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6 years

I got a text from a friend I haven't spoken to in six years saying I look like this dude below, and when I asked him how he's been, he did not respond

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Danny Goodwin

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4 years

@semiinteresting What a shirt

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Danny Goodwin

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2 years

A Germophobe’s Perspective on the Uvalde Cop Who Went For the Purell 🧵

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Danny Goodwin

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6 years

A montage of all of my haters being cancelled simultaneously, like the baptism scene in The Godfather

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Danny Goodwin

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6 years

Three rules for a great stand-up comedy show 1. Do the jokes punch up? 2. Is the environment inclusive? 3. Does the lineup have an insane rapist from decongestant commercials?

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Danny Goodwin

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1 year

Don’t Mess with Texas

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Danny Goodwin

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25 days

How to write stand-up comedy

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Danny Goodwin

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5 years

@kenklippenstein It's kind of unbelievable how much better of a candidate she was

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Danny Goodwin

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5 years

@hasanthehun His recent statements have signified the opposite to me

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Danny Goodwin

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5 years

Mike Birbiglia somewhere doing a shit ton of pushups

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Danny Goodwin

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5 years

Daily schedule: -write for two hours -exercise for three hours -write for six more hours -go to work for 8 hours (write when my boss isn’t looking 😉) -hit six mics (do my set and leave — no distractions) -reapply the embalming chemicals on my corpses -write for two more hours

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Danny Goodwin

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4 years

Just found out my loving wife of 25 years was a cake the entire time

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Danny Goodwin

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