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3 years

I bet a lot of people hate me because they didn’t hear my side of the story. Too bad I feel like I don’t need to prove anything to anyone so I don’t tell anyone my side of the story

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4 years

Drunk me is the real me without social anxiety

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5 years

Chase her.... even when she’s yours

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5 years

Ranchin on the ranch pony

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5 years

I will never not laugh at this video

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5 years

If her titties or nose pierced.. she gonna ruin your life if she has both it cancels out.. PEMDAS or some shit

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4 years

All it takes is 1 “you won’t” and there I go

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6 years

I WILL marry a goofy fucker

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4 years

I wish sober me could flirt as good as drunk me

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4 years

I want to love the fuck out of someone and not look stupid

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4 years

Love her just as much as you did when you first saw her

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4 years

Being married at 25 is startin to look like 45

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6 years

Can I please have this

𝚕𝚊𝚞𝚛𝚎𝚗 𝚝𝚊𝚢𝚕𝚘𝚛💕

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6 years

If your dude doesn’t look at you like this you need a new one 😂

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6 years

Marry the girl you think about daily. Marry the girl who makes momma happy. Marry the girl who’s always there. Marry the girl who’s better than the rest. Marry the girl you’ve always prayed about.

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3 years

I won’t ever trust the “girl best friend” because I’ve been the girl best friend

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4 years

My ex’s ex is wearing one of my hoodies😂😂😂 we used that to wipe cum off my ass butt hey you do you

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6 years

Dillon you’re wearing a VS pullover

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4 years

Guys will flex everything except the pretty gal that they have

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4 years

Can we bring back the song Jordan Belfort?

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4 years

Who wants to throw rocks at couples on the 14th?

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4 years

If you don’t get this I don’t fw you

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5 years

We’re pro slut in 2020. The Whorin’20’s

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3 years

I can’t drink anymore like when I wasn’t old enough to drink

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5 years

Day 3 of no sex in 2020 I stood out in the rain today just to feel wet

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4 years

I want a guy who seems like an asshole but I’m the only one that can bring out his soft side

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5 years

Feathered Indians hits different when your drunk asf

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4 years

I’m scared... I’m actually terrified, terrified to tell someone how I feel, to talk to them, talk personal with anyone, I’m scared to be vulnerable, scared to fall for someone again, scared for what I’m not in control of, scared to show what I’m scared of...

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3 years

I smile at bitches that hate me

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5 years

Doggo thread anyone? This is my little border collie/chocolate lab Bella. My pops got me her after my good Aussie/blue heeler got hit by a car. He got me her on Valentine’s Day and said “I didn’t get you chocolates but I got you a chocolate puppy”

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4 years

“It’S tHeIr JoB” Yeah it may be their job to clean your table but why not make it easier for them and stack your plates and put your trash on top

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4 years

Okay no cap sleeping alone ain’t the move

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6 years

I’d let the right guy do cocaine off my titties

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5 years

Bro these are slick

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5 years

My new kicks are better looking than me

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4 years

I’m not tall enough for the sun visor to save me

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5 years

Cass: “Sarah are you okay?” Sarah: “no” (ding)

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5 years

Hate to be an asshole but uhhhh what do blondes do best that we dark haired girls couldn’t do?

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5 years

Bitches will cut off their split ends every 12 to 6 weeks but won’t cut off the dude who’s been emotionally manipulating them for the past 6 months

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5 years

I’m real surprised people didn’t know that you could do this

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5 years

You ever found yourself being faithful to a person you aren’t even with??

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4 years

It’s keep a bikini or 2, change of clothes, and towels in your truck season now

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5 years

WARNING ⚠️ MAY CAUSE BABY FEVER Blessing y’alls TL with my lil nephew Wyatt

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4 years

Don’t cheat on her because it only takes one pic for her to get her hoes back

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4 years

If he’s drunk and telling you his feelings about you... does he really like you that much or is that the alcohol talking and you’re the nearest thing to him with a set of boobs and a vagina

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4 years

I want that “damn y’all still together?” type of relationship

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5 years

Anyone else have this problem

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4 years

Have you ever tried so hard for someone and the realization hit you that it’s not getting appreciated

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4 years

I’m not an option and if I am choose the other person

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5 years

All men need is BEER a BACK RUB and a BLOWJOB

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5 years

Single twitter roll call!!! Me: HERE!

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5 years

This is what our twitterless friends do at Don King days

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4 years

A turquoise initial necklace would be dope

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5 years

When I’m drunk all I want is to be touched and loved on, so if I’m drunk and I’m all on you... mind ya biz and love me back damnit

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5 years

If you do this to me, imma beat you with a fucking stick, this is fucking embarrassing and trashy! Disagree? Don’t care! Deal with it💁🏻

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5 years

L is for the way you leave me on read O is for oh shit I’m gonna die alone V is very very scared for my future E is even less because I’m a whole ass mess

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6 years

What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree? Hold onto your nuts, this ain't no ordinary blowjob.

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5 years

“I SAID WHOA GOD DAMNIT “😂😂😂😂

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5 years

Me trying to get a handle on my life yesterday morning.

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4 years

Loving him doesn’t come easy, his hands are rough, his body aches, he hardly smiles, but when he touches you... he touches you with the softest touch in the word. Take care of him and he’ll take care of you.

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5 years

WHAT THE FUCK

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6 years

I’d rather someone tell me what’s wrong w me then ghosting me

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5 years

I just want you happy, if it’s not me making you happy that’s okay.

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4 years

Don’t put me in a position to where I have to show how heartless I really can be

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4 years

You think you can hurt me? I’m an over thinker and my own worst enemy

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5 years

I’ll never ask a mf “hey what’s that song” imma type every word I hear on YouTube

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4 years

PSA: GET TATTOOS. JUST GET EM, THEY ARE ATTRACTIVE ASF LIKE OMG DEAR LORD JESUS

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5 years

Have you ever just wanted to hear from someone so bad?

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4 years

Male birth control does exist.... it’s called being 5’6

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4 years

Having to walk away from a relationship you really wanted to work out messes you up..

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4 years

Have you ever been like “damn I liked you until you did that”

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5 years

What bra sizes actually mean... sorry not sorry (A} Almost Boobs… {B} Barely there. {C} Can’t Complain! {D} Dang! {DD}Double dang! {E} Enormous! {F} Fake {G} Get a Reduction. {H} Help me, I’ve fallen and I can’t get up

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3 years

“Don’t overthink” But what if I’m right?

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3 years

Sometimes it’s not a secret it’s just none of your business

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5 years

This shirt is waaaay outta my comfort zone but here we be😃👍🏼

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5 years

When I fall in love I fall deep and hard, I’m scared to do that because I know something like that can be ripped away so fast

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4 years

I want to be someone’s first thought when they wake up

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5 years

Fuck nudes can I send you pictures of me in gray sweat pants

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6 years

We’re from Texas We shift gears Rope steers Punch queers

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4 years

I wonder how many 1 night stands were made from round one to round 10 of the NFR

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5 years

Boobs are like cat toys but for the human male

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4 years

Why wait around for someone who doesn’t give a fuck about you

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5 years

I DONT GIVE A FUCK WHO YOU ARE IF I HAD GOT AHOLD OF THAT DOG I WOULD HAVE KILLED IT AND AFTER I KILLED IT ID SUE THE OWNERS FOR HOW MUCH IT COST ME LEADING UP TO THAT SHOW

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6 years

I found a weird dog at the barrel race

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5 years

I’m bringing this back

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5 years

I’m the girl you talk to for a little while and then you realize you want your ex back

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5 years

Perks of dating me. My dad will call you to go to the gun range with him.... not me you and my dad, just you and him

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5 years

I’m just trying to make cookies naked in your kitchen

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4 years

My ex: wyd? Me: everything you accused me of.. this shit lit af p.s. not towards anyone just funny

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5 years

This right here is why I double fist every time I drink

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5 years

Imma slut for random “hey I hope you have a really good day today” texts

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4 years

just please don’t hurt me... just say it like it is. just tell me what your intentions are that’s all I want from a person

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5 years

To the guy that kept slapping me last night on the leg.... I told you I got stepped on by a horse and you continued to hit my leg. I hope you fall face first into a curb

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5 years

Worst time in the world to have feelings for someone

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4 years

I say “I’m sorry or it’s okay” way too much

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5 years

Yup that’s me

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5 years

“If you’re not blonde and in bell bottoms covered head to toe with turquoise and have a Louis Vuitton purse, then you aren’t pretty or no one will ever like you. That’s what it feels like “ -Annah Beth States Felt this on a while nother level

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4 years

I’ll get over it I promise just let me be a lil bitch for a sec

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