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IU Alum - Sports and Political Satire mainly - Fitness - Bitcoin - Bourbon - Tech - #iubb #iufb

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@Deadspin Fire Carron Phillips, the race baiting clown
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Jeff Goodman has blocked at least 500 followers in the past 24 hours. Well done CBB twitter burners
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@hoosierhiker13 Dude that is clearly a flop. -signed an IU fan with eyes
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@Outkick Pat will be off ESPN before Feb, bookmark it. I stand with Pat.
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NFL fans who don’t believe this is scripted like the WWE #SBLVIII
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@carronJphillips Race baiter. Can’t wait for the parents to sue you into a poor house.
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Assembly Hall for the rest of Woodson tenure. #iubb
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Rex was an actual criminal, and Rickie Williams smoked a plant. Who got an actual second chance??
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Thanks to @RexChapman for an intensely honest conversation about the addiction struggles that derailed his life for decades, and what he learned after doing the work to break through to the other side
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@carronJphillips Race baiter. Smeared a kid for wearing black AND red face paint. I hope the parents sue you into oblivion.
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@ExposeDarkDeeds Who hires these people with yellow glasses?
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Trump went too far attacking Vivek.
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@RealKyMuskie Wasn’t Creans call. Fred Glass and Buckner made that stupid call. Who is also the reason Crean was fired prematurely and why we got Archie. Crean wasn’t happy with the decision.
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@IUBarstool Just stop using drugs, good grief. It’s Russian roulette at this point and anyone telling you it’s not, is not your friend.
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@MostlyPeacefull Can you make her nose bigger with every 1k likes?
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@fategolf @AndyTFE He does, but with hand sheers.
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@mmpadellan He’ll be the VP and you will be crying in November
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@SSN_Alabama @AaronSuttles I have zero ties to Bama, but this interaction just proves to me why he was so freaking good as a college coach and built a dynasty. Everyone laughed and he kept teaching.
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@wayotworld He will never be welcome in a concert venue again. Right back to the projects where he can play real thug life everyday.
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@IndianaMBB @fearofgodadidas @adidasHoops @adidasUS @fearofgod This is literal trash. @ScottDolson please cancel adidas and switch to a better brand.
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@mid_madness Wait til the tapes between Ed Cooley and Jeff Goodman ‘s wife get leaked…
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@IUbball @Nick_Baumgart Against the NAIA competition??? Lmao you people amaze me 🤣🤣🤣
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@AssemblyCall I’m an IU fan but credit where credit is due. We got spanked by a No 5 UConn. And they just rolled through No 11, 7, and about to be 4th ranked team, who beat the No 1 team the night before. Even Purdue hasn’t rolled like this before. #iubb has zero room to throw shade rn.
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@RedditCFB Now just wait for the tapes to leak between Jeff Goodman ‘s wife and Ed Cooley.
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@itsAntWright As an IU fan, Lance Jones is an absolute stud. One of the most unselfish role players. He’ll make one mistake and then go make up for it in the next three possessions in a row. Painter is an elite evaluator.
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@mid_madness “I hope it’s not dangerous for someone out there” - these announcers sounded like Jason Bateman from dodgeball
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@harryjsisson @alx Are you on the draft list for Bidens world war if he gets re-elected?
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@IsaacRomig1 @WALLSWALLSWALL West Lafayette lives in its own little world. Every single student section does this, including the filth that stands in Mackey
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@KeithOlbermann @VivekGRamaswamy Your tweets get angrier by the booster dose
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@IUBarstool Not the post to make after this past weekend…
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@JMUFootball Statement win. Interview is a masterpiece! A tremendous advertisement on ESPN for JMU by a coach who embraces our culture & represents our university to its fullest……great job @JMUCurtCignetti you make all of us proud to be Dukes!
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@NEIHoosier @ReviewsPossum I self identify as a stoner and I approve this message 👆. There is no reason to inflict that smell nuisance on to someone else in a public setting.
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@MarkTitusShow I’m disappointed Titus. Stop sticking up for this fraud. 🤦‍♂️
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@adamhoward0 Lmao, no. This is garbage.
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@dandakich C’mon Dan, “you’re clearly just a racist”. Xavier gonna lead us back to greatness! Can you imagine Bill Self, Ole Roy, Coach K, etc. watching a 6th yr senior give up three consecutive selfish turnovers and leaving him in??? Because I can’t.
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@Outkick “He’s clearly giving the Heil Hitler sign in this photo, I’m literally shaking” - Taylor Lorenz probably
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@dandakich Exactly! It’s unbelievably sad that these “fans” act like Purdues loss last night is the biggest win for IU of the past decade. Unreal this is the state of our program.
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Mark Titus to Jeff Goodman on todays events:
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If Mike Pence and Hilary Clinton had a baby it would be Nikki Haley. You do not have a fully functioning brain if you voted for Haley. #IowaCaucus #Vivek2024 #Trump2024
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@asmarks18 1. A DePaul anon account created a doc on Ed Cooleys departure to Georgetown (divine providence on YT). It’s not good for Ed. 2. Ed Cooley and Jeff Goodman are best friends 3. Jeff Goodman blew up the anons DM with lawsuit and doxxing threats
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@NFL_Memes Bill’s “gl0ry h0le” mask top left is a timeless photo that belongs in the NFL hall of fame
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@IUBarstool The term “museum” brought some unintended shade…😔
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@Deadspin Need to replace @carronJphillips with AI. A robot would have been able to accurately report that the kid was wearing black and red face paint.
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Purdue in the natty. You get one chance Woodson, final four or bust next year #iubb
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@BoilerBurner1 @jakequery @gregrakestraw Painter honestly will get Knight in number of B10 wins, and he may catch Izzo before it’s all said and done. If I was a Purdue fan, and got to see his entire tenure. Even without a title, I’d still be ecstatic I got to witness that career as a fan.
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@OwenBenjamin Why did you delete your other posts?? Afraid people might find out Nikki is paying you to talk sh** about Vivek. You are a grade A 🤡
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Please drop 60 on these frauds #UGAvsFSU
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Live look at Jeff Goodman hitting the block button all day:
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@BoilerBurner1 @jakequery @gregrakestraw He’s not wrong. Any Indiana fan who disagrees with this take is in complete denial. -signed a rabid #iubb fan who longs for the golden days
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Can’t even believe how harsh these toxic Kentucky fans are to Cal right now. Cheer up #bbn at least you don’t have Mike Woodson #iubb
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Imagine thinking the Ravens had a legit chance. The NFL ain’t keeping T Swift out the Super Bowl 🤣 all in the script #KCvsBAL
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@ScottSmialkowsk The boomers were products of mothers who drank and smoke while they were in the womb. This guy is one of those boomers.
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@IUBarstool Won’t matter if we have 16 big ten losses
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The definition of insanity is trying the same thing over and over expecting different results. Izzo makes adjustments mid game, Woody does not. Izzo is elite, Woodson is not. #iubb
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Refs refuse to call holding against Michigan. So blatant. #BAMAvsMICH
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@AssemblyCall Leal should be playing 30+ minutes. He’s the only one that makes up for early mistakes. He continually adjusts throughout the course of the game. Trey also feeds off his energy. Start him at Purdue #iubb
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Villanova being a 33 NET ranking is literally ludicrous. That team is ass.
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@TomFitton First off, there is a number of chromosome “syndromes” (like Edward’s) that is included in this study, not just (down). Aside from down, most chromosomal disorders have a near 0 survival rate and often is caught at the 6 week genetic testing. This is clickbait worthy.
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@RumorsandRants Quinn’s gonna take that press pass away faster than Xavier driving down Walnut #iubb
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@TheVolumeSports @JenkinsAndJonez Race baiters that got duped by a fake hit piece on a kid. Trash content from clowns.
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Now we know why Michigan groaned when they didn’t get FSU 🤣🤣 #UGAvsFSU
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@sagesteele @VivekGRamaswamy Vivek is the best candidate, and it’s not even close
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@OwenBenjamin @ManChurch_ You are the literal white filth that is bringing down the conservative momentum
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@dandakich He’s going to Kansas. A team that will be a number 1 seed to play for an elite coach. From a program that has no development or accountability or culture. I’m not so sure IU is the one that caught the break, Dan. #iubb
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Dumbest take on #iubb Twitter
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Bruce Pearl and Dusty May getting knocked out in the first round. All the key players on our squad returning so far. Tough scenes for the Indiana Hoosier basketball haters and doomers - of which there are many!
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A five second call out of a timeout #iubb
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@ShooterMcGavin_ The greatest television show of all time.
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@SpikeAlbrecht Purdue gets at least a final four banner this year, bookmark it. -signed an IU fan
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@CurryHicksSage With all due respect, the Big East is now only really getting a taste for who Jeff Goodman is. Talk to any IU fan who lived through his antics during the Archie years. He loses rationality when it comes to Cooley and Archie.
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@TeamVivek2024 Let’s. Freaking. Go. 🔥 Vivek 2024 🇺🇸
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@AnnCoulter What’s a conspiracy theory by Vivek? Cite it.
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Showing FSU Louisville highlights to showcase FSU while they just gave up 63 defense is the dumbest thing I’ve ever seen from ESPN this bowl season. #UGAvsFSU
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@itsAntWright Too bad for #iubb it takes a coach to lead a roster in college.
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@HoosierStudent This is pathetic trash. X was arrested going 90 mph down walnut and tried to switch seats with a manager to get out of an arrest. You have no right to talk shade. -signed an IU fan
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@GreggDoyelStar 🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶
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If Woodson is fired, he’ll make 1 million per year til he’s 77 and wouldn’t have to work another day and that doesn’t include any other source of retirement. Please tell me #iubb how we fans are just too harsh on Woodson. Give me an effin break.
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@AngryBoilerFan @S__G__25 Gets mad at students for saying “fuck you” to team. Proceeds to attack everyone who finds it funny with “fuck this” and “fuck you”. West Lafayette really is its own little world.
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Mike Woodson is our Pat Ewing. Face the facts #iubb
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@indiana_edits Gruden would still be a better choice than any clown from Michigan or any mid FCS “upcoming” coach. I will die on that hill.
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Just a reminder #iubb fans, this isn’t an accomplishment
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This is the first time since 2015-17 Indiana has advanced at least as far as the Big Ten tournament quarterfinal in three-consecutive years. #iubb
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Holding by MICH every single play #UWvsMICH
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#iubb take a good look in the mirror. This is the only elite program in the state. Quit being jealous and start trying to replicate it, otherwise we will stay irrelevant. Fire Woodson, clean out the administration.
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@harryjsisson @JoeBiden Yeah the grandma with the little flag sure looked like she was gonna take out a few capitol officers
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@ChronicHoosier Yeah, this guy just is the epitome of “energy”, amirite
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Blaming the fans for a decommitment is the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard. Mcneely just left a bottom feeding B10 program for likely a number 1 seed team in March that is packed with power next year, and above all, a real elite coach. Who actually develops players. #iubb
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Roast this clown big East twitter friends
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“A Bleak Future” Your 2024-25 Indiana Hoosiers.
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@dandakich This you? C’mon Dan. Everyone knows there’s a systemic problem. Petition may seem extreme but I wouldn’t take the burner population as serious as you are. People are beyond sick of what we’ve seen. -signed an avid daily listener of the show
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Ohhhh… no lies told
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I’m buying a Pacers ticket near the Bally sports box just to heckle Quinn Buckner for 48 minutes. Don’t even care about the NBA, but I’d spend money on ticket just for that. #iubb
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73 on Blue is holding EVERY SINGLE TIME #BAMAvsMICH
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@MisterHotBalls That would be up there for one of the greatest fan base trolls imaginable. The Big Ten would be trying to send Hurley to prison for that comment. We are so soft compared to the Big East.
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@IUBarstool You listening to too much Assembly Call?
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@KeithOlbermann @IngrahamAngle Keith go feed your 37 cats
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If Dolson had the stones, woody and his staff would be fired when the plane lands. #iubb
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Hummel has been hanging out way too much with Jeff Goodman. He’s become significantly worse in game after joining that clown on F68 #iubb
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@SSN_Alabama Jim Harbaugh and Connor Stallions were riding together on the princess float behind this one
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Keep going Kirby, drop 80. Embarrass them. #UGAvsFSU
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@JeffRabjohns GARBAGE. Switch to Nike or Under Armour. Now!
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@harryjsisson I thought this was your coming out of the closet post
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#iubb : we continue to have the softest fans and media on the planet. @NotIllincoln
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