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@daniels_osi

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Most people go right...That's not me. I go left most of the time. Other times, I make people laugh. If you like, go and believe what I tweet!

Port Harcourt, Nigeria
Joined August 2015
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@daniels_osi
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27 minutes
Wetin be shame lol. Love no sure, at least food sure
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@daniels_osi
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5 months
@kirawontmiss Because blaming the customer is easier than confronting corporate greed.
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@daniels_osi
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3 months
@tapswapai Anything una dey do, sha lunch because... If you carry us play tete, sacrifice straight
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@daniels_osi
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3 months
If you check all Sharon Ooja's media on Instagram, they all look like wedding pictures and videos. Marriage really been looking good on her forever 💘
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@daniels_osi
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4 months
@tapswapai Be honest. Just between me and you. You saw how serious we are and you're scared of how much you might pay out to Nigerians abi?
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@daniels_osi
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3 months
@mymixtapez He has just successfully laid up a solid foundation for a conglomerate
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@daniels_osi
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5 months
@instablog9ja Me every time I see people arguing if I'm in this country
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@daniels_osi
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4 months
@Wizarab10 That's why when I saw that tweet some weeks ago about a lady saying "It's not your responsibility to take care of your parents" I just knew she was a mistake of a child. After all these sacrifices, I won't take them? Make God no gree
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@daniels_osi
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4 months
@tapswapai Anything wey una dey do, gbadokwa anya, my Benz money dey una hand. I no wan hear stories
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@daniels_osi
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2 months
@asher_kine The boy is a good vibe. This one sweet me enter bone
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@daniels_osi
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2 months
@asher_kine When there's money, the chemistry is always like you have known each other for years. You'd think she's known him for a decade
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@daniels_osi
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4 months
@yabaleftonline They're more nurturing and know how to treat a man. The only stress you'll have is that you go dey chop insult and disrespect steady especially if you no to hold bar
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@daniels_osi
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3 months
@yabaleftonline Every bank has different branches all over. When you borrow in this life and you unfortunately off, you will have to repay your loan in their branch in the afterlife where you are going.
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@daniels_osi
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5 months
@Wizarab10 You're as confused as your English. As you stressed me in reading this, plenty boys go stress you
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@daniels_osi
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5 months
@dammiedammie35 Wow! The soldier with the camera must have studied media and journalism. I felt like I was watching a live report on CNN. Great job
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@daniels_osi
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5 months
@yabaleftonline First of all, you can't possibly allow a 28million winning when you have a meager starting amount of 5million. Max payout should be around 50k or at most 500k. If not, you're packing back to your village the same day you opened the platform
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@daniels_osi
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3 months
@hamster_kombat Yesterday I used over 9m coins just to get the daily 5m coins combo. You said I'm a CEO, what type of CEO makes such business decisions? That means I lost 4m coins while chasing 5m coins. No gain
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@daniels_osi
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3 months
@tapswapai If TapSwap launches at $0.05 per 1, how much will you have?
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@daniels_osi
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3 months
Sharon Ooja decided to stop hiding her man. I mean, who wouldn't hide a man like this when men are scarce? Nwoke bugodu Azụ ndụ
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@daniels_osi
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5 months
@_tattoos_4life Oh, the irony! Black Americans who discriminate against Africans—it's like a vegan throwing shade at a salad. They're all part of the same delicious family, just with different dressings!
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@daniels_osi
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@yabaleftonline There's a man for every woman, so if your ex was the man made for your best friend, she should remain unmarried to please you or what? Unless she had a hand in you people's breakup if not, Taah gataway you
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@daniels_osi
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5 months
@yabaleftonline Who says virginity is a pride of woman? Meaning half the women in the world have no pride left
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@daniels_osi
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1 month
Without Emmanuella, there will be no Mark Angel. Fact or cap?
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@daniels_osi
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4 months
@Gidi_Traffic I waited for the 6'8" to turn but...
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@daniels_osi
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3 months
@instablog9ja Having a male bestie and keeping in touch with an Ex are a very serious red flag I can never ignore. Those are tendencies of a cheat
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@daniels_osi
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3 months
@instablog9ja Twitter no dey use eyes see "confused, dull and narcissistic humans" they go send you back to Hades 😂
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@daniels_osi
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5 months
@Am_Blujay Who goes up here to take these shots📷?
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@daniels_osi
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2 months
Today is the white wedding of the century. Are you ready for Sharon Ooja?
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@daniels_osi
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@MrMekzy_ You'd wish you had disappearing powers😂
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@daniels_osi
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6 months
This was the beginning of the expression "emotional damage"
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Fooling too much for 2020 😂.
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@daniels_osi
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@yabaleftonline Lagosian and Lagos are like a girl in a toxic relationship. She knows she's being mistreated but she loves the guy because he brings spice and fun to the relationship
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@daniels_osi
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@Wizarab10 Here is a quick recap to get you up to speed on the cooking
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@daniels_osi
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@olumidecapital It's just like when people invent things that make life easy for Nigerians like "no queues to withdraw, no long paperwork back and forth just to open an account, no queueing for ATM cards" the government feels that we're enjoying too much and they will find a more better way to
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@daniels_osi
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2 months
@tapswapai We no join this tapping business to watch YouTube videos. You know why we're here. Stop using us to play tete😡
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@daniels_osi
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5 months
@instablog9ja Omo, after a 2-page message she got a one-liner? Winter has never been this cold bruh
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@daniels_osi
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4 months
@instablog9ja In most families, there's always one mistake of a child. This person is one of the mistakes of his own family
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5 months
@TheOlotu_ Disrespected you as who, the principal of the school?
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@daniels_osi
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@yabaleftonline You're trying to use style and learn how to evade cheating consequences abi.
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@daniels_osi
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5 months
@instablog9ja No need to stress your eyes. Just scroll up or down, fast
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@daniels_osi
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@dammiedammie35 Who get, no dey show off cos he has nothing to prove to anyone. Na who no get dey always show off cos he wan belong
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@daniels_osi
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@Sneaky_mankind I read everything in Odimeje's voice especially the "enh" parts. Man never hears anything until after saying it 3x😂
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@daniels_osi
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5 months
@instablog9ja It's giving "The Chairman My co debators Accurate timekeeper Ladies and gentlemen I am here to convince you and not to confuse you..."😂😂
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@dammiedammie35 What cooking lessons you wan learn wey YouTube no fit teach you fgs? I mean Tspice Kitchen sef dey Twitter
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@daniels_osi
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4 months
@instablog9ja Are you thinking what I'm thinking?😂 Let the thinking remain a think abeg I can't type it
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@yabaleftonline I'm not happy for them. They look too perfect for each other.
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@daniels_osi
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4 months
@instablog9ja God is too perfect to make an improper fraction. If he gives you yansh, he'll give you full legs to carry it around. With these few points of mine, I hope I've been able to confuse you and not to convince you that the yansh is man-made
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@dammiedammie35 This reflex comes naturally 😂 Even in my deepest sleep, I will still differentiate between a woman's touch and a man's touch.
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@daniels_osi
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4 months
@yabaleftonline 1. Too much talk (boring) 2. Offering to help when she didn't ask (who asked you?) 3. Putting her needs first (you don't have a life of your own?)
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3 months
@official_ka3na The target audience for this type of post is on Facebook. Even you post that you just bought Disney land on Facebook, they will be happy for you and congratulations go wan wound you
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@RealXavier011 God will be so exhausted on judgement day fr. He go judge, go on recess, come back and case never still finish
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@daniels_osi
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3 months
Sharon Ooja said...? Marriage is really a big achievement for women lol. Look how happy she is!
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@daniels_osi
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4 months
@instablog9ja Senior man's doing 😂 But let's forget about the situation for a minute, what type of English is this, please?
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@daniels_osi
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5 months
@iamnasboi Nah, this one enter😂😂 I been think say you don use all your ideas for Umbrella promo but this one finish work😂
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@daniels_osi
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@Wizarab10 I love how you people are also atoning for the sins you committed. You wanted to be the different one na since everyone was going in one direction. You think say you dey wise. Now see you, dollar rate don keep you for Naija
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@daniels_osi
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3 months
@Wizarab10 I think this should be easy
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@daniels_osi
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@TGM_007 You're right. It's unrelated cos you can never relate when all you eat is lemon grass like some herbivore in a South Saharan desert
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4 months
@yabaleftonline Me to the person, bring 100 Bitcoin
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@daniels_osi
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@instablog9ja No wonder you dey always naked for your music video. The husband don swear for you
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@daniels_osi
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@instablog9ja Very fertile ground. If you're not ready to be a full-time farmer, don't till it.
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@DAMIADENUGA The makeup artist did a Great job on aging the lady
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@daniels_osi
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@instablog9ja Omo she just dey make the guy efforts be like waste 😫
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@attah_akor Iron condem after every fight scene
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@daniels_osi
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This was 2020. Check out the 3 things that makes Sharon Ooja happy. One is getting married to this her husband. Leave am, women value marriage more than anything
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@yabaleftonline Mary only has one son which is Jesus. Please don't confuse me
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@daniels_osi
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@AjeboDanny It sometimes looks like he's turning us into APC supporters. You have to be on the defensive every damn day😫
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@yabaleftonline 46 years, that's like 5 presidents after Tinubu. Their own don better cos they no go feel the food inflation again. By the time they come out, bag of rice fit don be 50m naira
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@dawisu Gather here if you are from the future
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@attah_akor Tinubu: 1st year. 2nd year
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@daniels_osi
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@Wizarab10 No let her pressure you into an early independence. No food anywhere for outside o. Being independent is very costly, especially in this economy
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@daniels_osi
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@Linovin_ @ishbimir Camp girls be staring at oyibo corper inside Mami market🤦‍♂️
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@dammiedammie35 Their father just surrendered their lives into the hands of "So how is life?" on the middle of the road 😂
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@Hauwa_L Na steady catfish Peppersoup you go dey enjoy. Before year end sef, you go don chop out your 3.5m plus jara
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@yabaleftonline Only miracle can make that her right ear usable after this. If the sound no make her deaf, the spit definitely did
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@MrMekzy_ If streaming platforms don dey when Psquare dey reign, nobody for see their backs now. Upon that, every song was still a hit
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@owonikokks Don't mind him. Instead of him to take her on a date to Burj Khalifa
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@tennisking03 We may think it's cruise until something bad happens. Please people should help him instead of all the comments under this post. Bro I don't know what it is you're going through but you have a roof over your head and good health, meaning you survive anything... Think about the
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@asher_kine I don message am tire. Send my own 20k abeg
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@yabaleftonline DOLBY 2024 You won't need a sound system again. Trust me
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@daniels_osi
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@AfricaFactsZone Lies! Nigeria produced Africa's first mute Rapper named WhiteMoney. He did it first a few months ago
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@instablog9ja Delilah is in town?
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@yabaleftonline The both of them
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@Wizarab10 Omo the guy has a special connection with anything that has to do with attracting suffering to oneself. How can you see fire and willingly want to jump into it?
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4 months
@upblissed Imagine sleeping in a room with mosquitos after getting this nails
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@TheFigen_ So many thoughts running through his head all at once. I pray answers his secret prayers
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@instablog9ja WhiteMoney giving his verse be like
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@tapswapai Is that why you want me to pay $6.75 to double my coins? No be fight o, I just wan know
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@Gilmoorre People wey never enter bet shop no fit appreciate this masterpiece 😂 They go think say over 2.5 na maths formula
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@dammiedammie35 Men of God being protected from men made by God. Very laughable 😂 Religion will never make sense to me
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@asher_kine You see betting? There's no sure odd😂
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@instablog9ja Why are they pricing this minimum wage like say na crayfish. Is it that difficult to pay people the least 100k when they themselves are collecting millions plus allowances?
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@instablog9ja The amount of money I need to have is not really the issue. I just want to have a home first and a steady source of income before getting married. That's all
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@yabaleftonline If I slapped my pastor, pastor's wife and my pastor's assistant, will they raise it to 14 billion?
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@Davidclint146 You were paying yourself wages by yourself just for being a son?
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@Morris_Monye Where did they keep the rice since? Oh, they could sell this cheap but wanted us to starve to the point of death before they did? Now instead of solving the root of the problem, they are giving a temporary solution that may not even work cos one person will buy out everything and
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@DAMIADENUGA A child who can do this to a grown-up will do worse to his mates or girls he's older than but If I say the boy is a potential ab¥ser or has the tendency to harass women in the future (that's if he's not doing it already), they will say he is just a child.
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@marlotoosaucy She didn't see this coming 😔
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@frankiemindset As far as I'm concerned, you people only love you for what you will give. The only unconditional love you get is from a mother
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@Wizarab10 There are things you just wish you never read or know about. This is one of them and it's going to traumatize me each time I remember it or see a new born or see a pregnant woman.😫 I'm really sorry to tell you this bro but your life don spoil.
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