When i was younger I used to dream about using my money to buy so much chicken and just sitting and eating it all day….
I grew up and chicken became 5k per kilo
It’s crazy how most of us complain that things are terrible in Nigeria when a good number of us are in air conditioned rooms with 24/7 electricity 😂 do we have the right to complain ?
they’ll be like “wow how are your hands so soft ??” then they put your hand in theirs to see the size difference
all of them, same textbook, home and abroad.
man….. parents pay rent, school fees, pocket money , everything bro
how do they see that amount of money leave their accounts every month and feel okay?😭😭
“The kids i swallowed are wishing you a happy Father’s Day”
“The kids you poured down my throat are wishing you a…”
“The kids you poured….”
Shut the fuck up
Ladies reply with some of the reasons you stopped talking to a man.
But some people consider petty.
I’ll start- one time a Man called me and I was sorting out laundry to give my guy who washes for me.
He said: you mean you don’t wash clothes?
I never spoke to him again please
if you know you make good music , like deep down you know , dm me a Spotify link to your sound, I'm making a playlist.
I don't have a big audience but I'll try to help you push as much as I can🙏🏽