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birdie 🤣

@dangbozo

2 months

my new bit I’ve been workshopping called “Bryan Pants”

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birdie 🤣

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5 months

my uncle got divorced when I was younger because his wife cheated on him. however she had a really yummy cream cheese dip recipe so whenever we made it they called it “whore dip”

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5 months

Sorry to disappoint. She was a whore and a boring cook.

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9 months

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5 months

Ok here it is per my mother… very underwhelming The Famous Whore Dip Recipe: 1 can refried beans 1 package cream cheese 1 can diced green chilis

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5 months

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2 years

“I smoke weed to relax” I say as I cough so hard I physically vomit and then get really scared

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11 months

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5 months

comment your drink order at the bar and I’ll tell you: 1) what that says about you in my professional opinion 2) how you will die

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1 year

oi

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10 months

slaying, absolutely murdering,

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1 year

hey 🚨❤️‍🔥

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10 months

uh Ummmm

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1 year

hell yeah dude

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5 months

mhm!

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11 months

as seen in the bar bathroom

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5 months

@glizzywithrizzy I should make a thread. It’s a lot.

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3 years

me living on nicotine, coffee, and anxiety: wow I feel sick rn

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1 year

lol my coworker who ruined my entire life tried to throw me a going away “party” during my lunch hour yesterday. We went to somewhere I don’t like, & I can’t afford food. SHE BOUGHT EVERYONE ELSE THEIR MEAL BUT ME? It was so funny & I DID NOT GET A BREAK! Evil. Sinister. Iconic.

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5 months

sent him my work selfie and he laugh reacted me then went on do not disturb. 🤨 anyone have recommendations for couples counseling services?

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10 months

👍

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11 months

gaining 40 followers from a mediocre selfie is cool I guess, but will you be so loyal when I am piss tweeting? will you stand by my side? or will I piss into the void?

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5 months

working hard or hardly working🍻

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2 months

breaking news

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4 months

I will not black out on a Sunday

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1 year

birdie! ❣️

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1 year

Teehee type beat

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6 years

A thread of my cats:

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5 months

@cheetobutthole they are goofed up and slightly problematic.

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2 years

me when my husband checks my location and I’m at the bar at 2pm gambling our life savings away

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1 year

what does this mean?

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1 year

my aunt gave me her old clothes growing up. so for the entirety of high school I dressed like a 30 year old business woman.

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2 months

Alex and I created Bryan Pants and I was in tears. It’s so good. I’m quitting my job to do stand up and this is my only joke

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1 year

9am manager meeting? illegal in many states.

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9 months

Silly goofy type shit fr fr

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3 months

Testing the pigtail tip theory

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2 years

good morning to the hot people in my phone 😘

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1 year

good morning, freaks.

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6 years

Alex said I can get a kitten when I graduate college Like my status 🤪 if I should go rescue one today instead and “surprise” him

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2 years

only pics I got today lol

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21 days

mhmmm

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2 months

yay

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8 years

🐝 buzz buzz binch 🐝

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8 months

#NewProfilePic it is time for a new Birdie profile pic. thanks to everyone for your support during this rebranding. I’m still me, just a new profile pic. Seen below.

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1 year

he wants me so bad

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8 years

me, to myself, constantly

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1 year

Good morning haterz

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7 years

how come my bitmoji is hotter than me

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6 months

What is this? Burger city?

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11 months

goofy goofed up

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9 months

All this talk about Josh… lest we forget Wine by Joe

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1 year

today is my one year wedding anniversary, and my fifth year together with Alex! :~) met him on tinder during my “imma be single” phase and we are in LOVE.

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1 year

liking someone’s dumb tweet bc you think they’re a mutual. So you support them, through thick and thin. But then you see they don’t follow u? unlike that shit. stupid ass tweet.

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1 year

someone gave me their number when I was bartending tonight. I’m smoking hot and told them I watch baby sensory videos on shrooms. Really sealed the deal.

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7 months

sorry but my drunk cry glow is unreal. Who needs skincare when you can just have a complete vodka soda induced breakdown? Not me!

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10 months

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7 months

pink glitter zone

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1 year

she is a beer girlie

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7 months

Birdie and Nora collab

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7 years

my makeup will never look this good again

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8 years

🍋

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25 days

ummmm

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8 months

babe are you okay? you’ve hardly touched your spaghetti and dick balls :/

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5 years

I work hard I grind til I own it 🥳

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4 months

Is somebody gonna match my freak??

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6 years

I have Big Dick Energy

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9 months

ok ok hear me out.

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2 years

todays Facebook find

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6 months

slingin beer and serving

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1 year

good morning……. if u even care.

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2 years

sorry for tweeting but I’m not gonna stop

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1 year

time to pour beer and pretend I know what “hops” are for 8 hours.

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1 year

wearing this outfit to sit on my couch and eat a grilled cheese :-)

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1 year

software update tonight? software update tonight, queen? Software update could not install! SOFTWARE UPDATE TONIGHT, QUEEN!!!???

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6 years

on today’s episode of bridezilla:

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1 year

good morning ?

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2 months

vulnerable post.. I worked for weeks to craft my new joke “Bryan Pants” and it took a lot of tweaks to get it to the place it is today. It wasn’t fucking easy. And people have the audacity to call it “uninspired” and “not funny or entertaining” this is my dream. spread kindness

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6 months

gym rat 🐀

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11 months

Who would’ve thot two besties could slay this hard

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1 year

losing some followers after saying that I have a partner on here. Not only is he my partner, he’s my husband. The door is to your right. Thank you!

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6 months

another day, another dollar. Am I right boys?

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1 year

My Legacy

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6 years

💐 🌺🌷flower prince 🌸🌼🌻

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7 months

new haircut just dropped

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3 months

gambling is good for you do it

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3 months

What up slime

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9 months

when a mutual has a hit tweet I’m famous by association.

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9 months

going to do tequila shots tonight. already dreading that.

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5 years

interview today!! One like = one “go birdie go!!”

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2 years

lmao one of your mutuals :/ gross

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4 months

had to go vape in the bathroom while he finishes drawing my tattoooo

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2 months

creating Bryan Pants merch

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5 months

me, my vape, and my HOKAS against this closing shift

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5 years

I GRADUATED MAGNA CUM LAUDE WITH HONORS WHILE WORKING 43 HOURS A WEEK, BATTLING MENTAL HEALTH ISSUES, AND LIVING ON MY OWN. I am so excited and proud of myself for not giving up!

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2 years

Dang bozo hair reveal