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Dan

@dan_hazza

2 years

@bvbqqw @NoContextBrits Nah, we have all evolved to live without food. It's fascinating.

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1 month

I hope that Starmer and the police go really hard on these nobheads in Southport, Hartlepool and now Sunderland. If you get 5 years for sitting in the road or chucking soup at a painting, these cunts need at least 10 for racially abusing innocent people and attacking the police

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1 year

@PolitlcsUK Good. I get his frustration but you can't just physically manhandle and assault people.

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@dan_hazza

2 years

@iPriyankaBhatt @piersmorgan @Cristiano The bloke couldn't be arsed to stay and congratulate the victors and console his team mates. Didn't thank the fans for their support. He YET AGAIN put himself above everyone else. He is meant to be a leader. Tonight, he just showed again how selfish he is.

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1 year

@kylepicknell Rio is dire. Mcmanaman is dire. Who thought Balotelli would be good because they need the sack.

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1 year

@CrowoftheHollow @PicturesFoIder There isn't a fucking man on this earth that goes to sleep wearing no pants but either a vest or a tshirt. I categorically refuse to believe this bullshit.

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@dan_hazza

5 years

@KyalMason1 @piersmorgan Clearly you are mate. He robs the reporters phone, puts it in his pocket so the reporter can no longer show him it and then when called out about it live he removes it and looks. Why can't he just look and say 'that is not acceptable and we will look into this case straight away'

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@dan_hazza

2 years

@Iamyoz @RickyDHale How is everyone treated the same? We have ensured safe passage and set up schemes to support Ukraine. We did fuck all for Syria and Afghanistan and left them to fend for themselves. After making Afghanistan fucking worse ourselves.

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@dan_hazza

5 months

@GraemeBailey Wasn't this a huge scandal when everyone thought we were going to manipulate the Saudi market? How is this any different? The moment they sign Thuram, we better be confirming Dummett to Ittihad for 50m

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@dan_hazza

5 years

@LibbyClwyd @LaylaMoran I have lost my temper many times but I have never struck my girlfriend. If she struck me I wouldnt be applauding her courage. This is absurd.

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@dan_hazza

3 years

@paultm07 @SkySportsNews It came from twitter 🤦 the platform you are currently using to write your nonsense 🤦

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@dan_hazza

3 years

@NUFC360 Every single Newcastle fan knows in the pit of their stomach exactly how this is going to pan out. That's why I've moved on from it already.

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@dan_hazza

3 years

@_mattwhu @SkySportsNews Newcastle knocked and calls bullshit.

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@dan_hazza

10 months

@YSLRNUFC If you squint, it could be Aaron Ramsdale a d Ryan Fraser stood on a box?

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@dan_hazza

3 years

@SkySportsNews This is mad when you consider how many of the club's voting for this do exactly this. Leicester play at the KP stadium FFS 🤣

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@dan_hazza

7 months

@Aleks_FUT My whole game keeps crashing whenever I try load the Evo section. This year's game has been so shit.

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@dan_hazza

2 years

@BBCNews Surely it's better to just use scissors ?

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@dan_hazza

2 years

@NoContextBrits By several accidents 🤣

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@dan_hazza

1 year

@Jake_FutTrading Dias.

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@dan_hazza

2 years

@sbc_tips

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@dan_hazza

11 months

@LewisBowden_ @Tgarratt10 Bloke knows literally nothing 🤣

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@dan_hazza

8 months

If you are planning to go to the derby beware of this fella. He used to break dance 🤣 @DeludedOf

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@dan_hazza

2 years

@garyduffynl @fesshole I hope your kids don't follow you on twitter 🤣

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@dan_hazza

6 years

@wolvo200 @SkySportsNews But he isn't Portuguese

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@dan_hazza

29 days

@UDocumentaries @saak__26 @BexBitchley @GreggsOfficial No you don't 🤣

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@dan_hazza

2 years

@manxpie86 @Carra23 @England Thank the lord Carra isn't England manager. Has Phillips even played this season?

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@dan_hazza

7 years

@NUFC360 @NUFC_Online I thought we were the deluded ones...

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@dan_hazza

1 year

I actually don't blame Harry Maguire. He's shot to shit confidence wise and everyone knows it. I blame Southgate who keeps fucking throwing him into the deep end, with zero form and zero play time. The problem there is not Maguire, it's Southgate. #SCOENG

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@dan_hazza

3 years

@CeeUtd @SkySportsNews Sorry fella, you are in the Super League hall of fame.

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@dan_hazza

3 years

@keithparker2000 @No1shaygiven is going to kick his arse when they cut away from him 🤣

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@dan_hazza

11 months

@NUFCgallowgate Sitting here would be fucking shite

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@dan_hazza

2 years

I've tagged @DeludedOf a few times but this has to be the best 🤣 He's a mod and he is in absolute bits. What a Muppet.

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@dan_hazza

2 years

@Squawka It's like Real Madrid Vs Man Utd. Once upon a time it was a game everyone would look forward to but now it's just a bit meh.

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@dan_hazza

9 months

@DeludedOf Mackems man.

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@dan_hazza

3 years

I'm a teacher, quite often I use a website called morning for the kids to have a quick activity to do as they come in. Look at this ... Word of the day - Takeover Country of the day - Saudi Arabia Gotta be a sign?! @NUFC360

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@dan_hazza

1 year

@FUTBIN Maldini rabiot and Isak. All day everyday.

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@dan_hazza

2 years

@NadineDorries @ChelseaFC If I was a Chelsea fan, I'd be very very worried that Dorries was involved in your sale 😳

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@dan_hazza

8 months

@MsiDouglas Tbf Mark, Sunderland gave us that stand. We own it now. If we want to take a photo in front of our newly gifted stand surely that is ok?

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@dan_hazza

1 year

@talkSPORT This tweet was written by someone with a hangover wasn't it?

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@dan_hazza

4 years

@SkySportsNews Why are so many fuckwits unable to follow basic instructions

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@dan_hazza

5 months

@MarkUK16 @carlakuiken @MrJamesMay @MOONYCRYP @RichardHammond Pays for blue and has a shit take. My surprise.

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@dan_hazza

2 months

@LeeFMc83 @HLTCO Yawn, bitter Everton fan. What a surprise.

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@dan_hazza

21 days

@Sanguroofficial @nocontextfm1 Chelsea

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@dan_hazza

1 year

@MarkVipond @Peston You are an adult and you wrote wokerati Hahahahahahahhaha

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@dan_hazza

11 months

@TheHunkyHippo_ @Brunosprop @AJMUFC10 @StokeyyG2 They aren't headphones 🤣 he isn't just enjoying his Spotify playlist. They are ear defenders to cancel out noise. Likely a child with sensory issues. He's being supportive by making the child feel like he isn't alone.

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@dan_hazza

2 years

@TommyH89 @BBCMOTD Oil or nothing

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@dan_hazza

2 years

@NoSauceAtAll @alanshearer If we were time wasting from minute 1, that would have been added at the end of the fucking first half. Honestly 🙄

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@dan_hazza

2 years

@WatfordFC I'm a Newcastle fan but all I can say to this content is

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@dan_hazza

9 months

@Daviddbrownn22 @Hordensurlamer Love this, genuinely couldn't fucking name 4 of your players.

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@dan_hazza

2 years

@CallumWilson @NUFC Where was the celebration in Antonio's face 🤣

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@dan_hazza

2 years

@ChronicleNUFC If the answer isn't Ginola, it's wrong.

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@dan_hazza

3 months

@KidKapichi More commitment to the cause jumping in to those stingers than I've seen from the Tories in 14 years.

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@dan_hazza

1 month

@ToonPolls I read somewhere they have planned one in Newcastle on the 10th. These racists are just moving en masse up and down the country spreading their hatred. It's fun to laugh at Sunderland but this is not a Sunderland issue - it's right wing racism that happens to be there.

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@dan_hazza

1 year

@DannyAaronsFUT I don't understand the whole Martinez over Botman thing

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@dan_hazza

5 years

@andros_townsend @EASPORTSFIFA Shafted - sign for Newcastle again

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@dan_hazza

2 years

@PeterSchiff @_Dima_M_ @J_Rehk14

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@dan_hazza

1 year

@talkSPORT VAR and reffing in this country is absolutely dire. Thought Howard Webb was sorting this? These decisions are awful as was the pen given and Wilson goal ruled out in our game. Embarrassing.

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@dan_hazza

2 years

@Daniel_Rapaport It's a shame the level of pettiness that exists that stops him from being able to do both.

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@dan_hazza

1 year

@alfonso_leocad We have rattled him so much it's hilarious.

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@dan_hazza

9 months

@facebook My sister has been hacked and they have changed her email - any support in recovering account would be grand as she's stuck in a loop of not being able to get it back.

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@dan_hazza

4 months

@andywigmore @MartinSLewis @RachelReevesMP It's almost like you failed to read the tweet in which he talks about doing it with both parties.

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@dan_hazza

2 years

@RoyRolls @chris_sutton73 You aren't even fucking United because your city has Manchester City as a club and they are better than you 🤣

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@dan_hazza

2 years

@VK67__ @fozblue197 @JoelleCuroe Paying off victims of paedophillia.

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@dan_hazza

2 years

@SamG_9 You remind me very much of the Newcastle 08/09 team that got relegated. You have a fair amount of quality in the team (Pickford, Gordon, Richy, Allan) but absolutely zero bottle. I hope for your sake it meets a different end to ours.

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@dan_hazza

2 years

@KristiJAllcorn @KarlTurnerMP I think he means, and I may be wrong, it is purely my interpretation of said tweet but that it literally makes zero fucking sense. How can you 'get away' with not breaking the law? I guess I got away with the murder I didn't commit too.

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@dan_hazza

8 months

@thespiritof37 To be fair to the lads running this account he has played a blinder. He's milked the owner and his own fans and pocketed an absolute fortune 😂

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@dan_hazza

1 year

Sunderland fans are taking the news of Henderson moving to Saudi Arabia well 🤣 #Henderson @DeludedOf

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@dan_hazza

3 years

@premierleague Embarrassing. Thought these new lines gave strikers the benefit.

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@dan_hazza

3 years

@SocialCareZombi @kickitout @England Sounds to me like football's massively better off without you 🤷🏻

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@dan_hazza

9 months

@thespiritof37 Let me get this right, tried to scam more money out of your own fan base and then eventually get a display that's overwhelmingly paid for by your chairman despite spending yonks saying that was pathetic when we did it once and not to this extent? Hahahahahahahahha

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@dan_hazza

2 years

@MoeDino @chris_sutton73 Probably the United Nations tbf 🤷

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@dan_hazza

5 years

@cushdela @ProfSyK @Simcoe_Kid @AdamCatterall Not true. A Newcastle fan.

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@dan_hazza

2 years

@BrasilEdition Joelinton in or we riot.

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@dan_hazza

2 years

@Urbanexplorerrs Not sure about the diving board into the trees though.

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@dan_hazza

1 year

@toonarmy_com Then proceeded to not list us at all in top 6

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@dan_hazza

3 years

@AIfieNUFC Feel like this is harsh for Bigi who imo was a decent player.

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@dan_hazza

2 years

@toomuch2100 @christiancooper @GeorgeTakei Says the twitter blue user 🤣

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@dan_hazza

7 years

@NUFC360 The team that finished that game had a much better flow and understanding. Mitrovic HAS to start

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@dan_hazza

8 months

@SkySports_Keith As I said to Mark's post Keith - Sunderland gifted us this stand. It is ours now. We can take a photo in front of our newly gifted stand if we want to.

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@dan_hazza

2 years

@BBCMOTD You know I am the England captain right? You can't give decisions that go against me.

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@dan_hazza

1 year

@Tgarratt10 You are literally the Ty of your podcast 🤣

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@dan_hazza

17 days

@gamray In this particular case it's quite clear this guy has special needs. They didn't need to keep hitting him, he was not going anywhere and the police were coming anyway.

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@dan_hazza

1 year

@sbc_tips Also, compensate us mfs who got stuck with a moment's card as its total bullshit. Sincerely yours, Carter-Vickers.

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@dan_hazza

2 years

@BBCMOTD @BBCiPlayer @BBCSport It's an absolute disgrace of a decision and another week passes where VAR is allowed to get away with awful awful decisions. All referees etc involved should be immediately dropped. It's clear cut. If they can't get that call correct, they aren't good enough.

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@dan_hazza

2 years

@HLTCO The lad on the right chunders after not even a full pint 🤣

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@dan_hazza

1 year

@DominateFut I know it's petty but the fact they care so little about it has pissed me off to the point I can barely be arsed to play.

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@dan_hazza

2 years

@SkyNews Why does Rishi sound like Siri is giving his speech ?

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1 year

@AvonandsomerRob @mrdanwalker The far right are notoriously tolerant folk 🤣

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2 years

@TheWalkingDead I reckon he's been on the masked singer.

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@dan_hazza

2 years

@Rags326 @MiguelDelaney @harrywr I hate Villa as much as the next person but Delaney is having a mare again here. Villa have spent loads more than us in recent years. We lucked out by getting Howe after Emery bottled a relegation battle. Emery is still an excellent manager and one I wanted. He will do well

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@dan_hazza

1 year

@Birty_EAFC I think it's literally just because he was sexy as fuck 🤣 He was average as a player - although I will always remember him fondly.

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@dan_hazza

3 years

@ImRobM @NUFC You know he's not the first team coach right - this is a wind up surely ?

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@dan_hazza

1 year

@FootyAccums Didn't have Ten Hag down as that sort of person.

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@dan_hazza

5 years

@LaylaMoran If I argued with my girlfriend over a missing cable and smashed her in the face would it also be inspirational and courageous?

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@dan_hazza

7 years

@marionste @JolyonMaugham Id be careful over the use of British here. I remember everyone.

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@dan_hazza

4 months

@EASPORTSFC @premierleague Well this has just killed the game for me. Fucking Nkunku gets a card but Isak doesn't? Wtf is this?

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@dan_hazza

3 years

@reluctantnicko Happy for Derby fans. They have had a shit bit of luck this last year. Sorry if longer and I just wasn't aware of it 😬

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@dan_hazza

1 year

@jlancaster0 This is just the clearest attempt at a cover up ever. It's not fooling anyone 🤣

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@dan_hazza

2 years

@NUFC Maxi looks so upset like he's had so many fallings out recently 🙄

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@dan_hazza

2 years

@NUFCgallowgate I'd have taken £19 but 19m is even more insane.

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