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@xGPhilosophy Sean Dyche in tears
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@SamMcGuire90 Cucurella after seeing Potter shithousing himself out of his Brighton contract
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SAY THE LINE, SAY THE LINE, SAY THE LINE Jota. 3-1 Liverpool
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72' Liverpool extend their advantage. Jota. 🤍 1-3 🔴 #FULLIV
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@avalallana It’s confirmed
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70 million 2 weeks ago, Schmadtke’s jokes bargained it down to 20 million
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(🟢) NEW: Alexis Mac Allister to Liverpool will be a ‘bargain’. [ @FabrizioRomano ]
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@maali_gunners Saka all-time goals against Liverpool: 2 goals Jota goals against Arsenal in his last 6: 7 goals What happened to shame?
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@EvsMDMtv @SkySportsPL Self defence? You’re sat in your own studio pretending to be Mark Goldbridge with 16 followers. Lost the plot mate
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@JamesPearceLFC Thanks for pushing the FSG-in agenda for so long, look where we’ve ended up👍🏼
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@stxpduck @GNev2 Become a coach - get fired as a coach = go back to being a “football expert”🫡
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@KP07_ @BreezyUTD Obviously, because then it’s banter and the harassment is purely funny, and they are professional so they have to deal with it. But when it’s their favourite football players everyone has to hear a moral speech from these nobodies
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@nocontextfm1 Liverpool at 12.30 is basically 3 guaranteed points to every opponent
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@JamesPearceLFC But “no glaring gaps to fill” in this squad, right?
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@AnfieldEdition Need Newcastle to drop points Their next game is Everton at 19th
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@HLFC__ But having Salah as an avi is different from idealising a person?
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@SamueILFC Such a washed profile this, everyone can see you’re begging for attention, interactions and that X revenue
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@Copa90 They’re used to celebrate being runners-up as well
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@TheAnfieldTalk You’ve lost it, Jürgen. It’s over
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@imbackbr0 Mac Allister is genuinely only 35 million, people around the club have confirmed
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@Watch_LFC This either screams a Suarez-esque derby performance or a red card for 2-footing Tom Davies. I’ll take either for the entertainment tbh
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@ffsDH_70 @markgoldbridge Wouldn’t say he’s stinky at all, just very unpolished in some areas
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@xGPhilosophy Most deserved victory I’ve ever seen probably
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@nocontextfm1 @xGPhilosophy Burnley not shithousing a set-piece winner and Brighton winning on xG? Football has truly changed…
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@Mosaaa202 @DaveOCKOP I don’t know if you’re joking or not, but he should genuinely consider it at this point. His body is clearly not fit for professional football.
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@lukewhitehouse7 @EFL_Comms That’s the logical solution, which means they’re definitely not choosing that
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@TheThiagoEra @TrentAA @BellinghamJude That is a mad light-skin stare
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@SamMcGuire90 He just gets it, doesn’t he
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@IsItReally_You @SeanDOlfc Those two were absolutely immense today. Harvey was actually running, and looked mobile, and Joey is a rock in that defence
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@LFCAJ__ @TheAnfieldTalk @cfbayern Arsenal fans were discussing if he preferred them over Liverpool😭
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@JamesPearceLFC Yeah can’t put all our eggs in one basket mate - shame we’ve done it for 3 YEARS with Bellingham🤣
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@utdcynical Leipzig knocked you out of the Champions League😭😭😭
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@TheSecretScout_ Comparing a manager who’s got the sack at 2 Premier League clubs, almost sinking Everton for good with a manager who brought Rangers huge success in Europe let alone the league, and then also struggled at Villa just isn’t a fair comparison
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@xGPhilosophy 9-0 aggregate for the season, but Ferdinand said Manchester United had reached Liverpool’s level👍🏼
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@UtdTalks_ @WC_LFC_Torres @hashu_10 Difference in goals scored too? Don’t be stupid - Nunez had a +25 goals season, Højlund had 9
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@TheAnfieldBuzz The eye-test alone calls him out, but if we present this to the PGMOL they surely can’t oversee the blatant pattern in his officiating
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@McfcPR @stevenKloppLFC2 No need to bring offside into this👍🏼
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@greggislocallfc How can bro spell “Improve” with a capital “I” in the middle of a sentence
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@Utdshow @TheImmortalKop Jota’s been playing LW?
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@Asensii20 @MoSalah What happened to you getting a job?
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@Liverpoolgoals_ R9, Lionel Messi, Cristiano Ronaldo or Johan Cruyff. Better than all those though
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My duty on Twitter is done. The good guys win at last. Bye @Lea_EFC
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@alicfc2005 @xGPhilosophy “furthermore, the grass was 0.2719cm shorter, which effectuated the air compression inside the ball, absolutely disgusted that madrid also used the slight breeze coming from southeast as an advantage in the spherical movement of the ball
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So we’re all Toulouse fans now?
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@LFC My love♥️
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@ScouseSocialism @MusialaEra Pretty nice to have gentlemen’s agreement between two clubs that size. Massive respect to Bayern and LFC for not increasing this ridiculous inflation on the market even more
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@ftbledison1 @ThePeakSanti @BruddaMagic He had 8 assists in that “bad season” - equal to Tierney’s TOTAL with Arsenal
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@Watch_LFC He’s been dreadful, taking way too many touches. What are you on about?
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@LFC That’s the most Jordan Henderson-esque goal I’ve ever seen
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@NeathKev @NoContextEPL Chelsea are still the biggest club in London, and take that from someone who really dislike them. European glory weigh so much more than a few more league titles in that regard
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@TheAnfieldTalk Our boy actually likes Hendo-hoofball, he is Liverpool bound
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@H_LFC178 @Sonnyhamiltonnn Neutrals, corporate and for travel agencies that sell them for tourists, I’m guessing mate
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@Tactical_Times Everton going down Newcastle winning against Them
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@xGPhilosophy IT’S NOT A SIGN, IT’S A WARNING
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@stevenKloppLFC2 Just smacked down 8 pints o Stella Ste really enjoying this meme🤣👍🏼
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@LFC OH MY GOD GAKPO IS SO MUCH BIGGER THAN UNITED
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@Daehbonk @ftbledison1 @ThePeakSanti @BruddaMagic Oh yeah, because Arsenal don’t play with offensive full-backs. Guess the comparison only works one way - the Liverpool bad way.
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@bxtomufc @UtdTalks_ @WC_LFC_Torres @hashu_10 The season we signed him? Use your brain lmao
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@Ifcj__ @Capitano_Levi They’ve been using it in Gaza too, human right groups called for it to stop as well as UN. A Google search would take you far.
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@_ryleyjack @DannyAaronsFUT @StokeyyG2 No need to bring what you lack in life into this mate👍🏼
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@xGPhilosophy Should have been 7-1 honestly
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@LFCTransferRoom @mundodeportivo Getting 2 W’s dunked on Madrid
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@Watch_LFC Yeah lads, that’s definitely what’s going on considering how well that paid off last summer! Horrendous take
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@JamesTaylo54615 @mikey_747 @MattyCashhhhh That’s just not true. UK has an extradition treaty with EU since it’s withdrawal from the EU and extraditions are made through a set of protocols. It’s just not true.
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@avisualgame Account that pretends to be a football expert then yet you’re the most reactionary person on the planet
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@xGPhilosophy Congratulations Everton, what a monumental trophy that is for the cabinet👍🏼
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@LFCTransferRoom @MirrorFootball Slot will be taking over Klopp’s basement
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@P97LFC Steven Klopp on the wing👍🏼
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@stevenKloppLFC2 No need to bring a David Fincher movie from 1997 into this, Ste..
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@stuartham090178 @henrywinter @premierleague @EFL 96 years is amazing, why are people so upset about the fact that death is a natural cycle of life. As you said, people should celebrate her life, instead of cancelling every given event and pressing a sense of grief down on everyone
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@SamMcGuire90 Literally interfered with one of Trent’s throw-ins in the first half as well
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@TheAnfieldTalk Don’t make me say this, but Hendo’s work effort has been double of what Fabinho offered last few games. Blame it on the previous system though
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@TheRedmenTV Lifetime ban hopefully. Easy to pick him out based on the seat👍🏼
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@CalCov10 @markgoldbridge Has 4 goals in 4 starts now pal. He is usually really good, just wasn’t backed at first or they were hesitant to bring him directly in
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@Arsenal_Mumbai @Darwinn99 Lost the league at Anfield
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@LFCTransferRoom @FourFourTwo Why do you choose to post this? Genuinely, this is not happening in any world at any moment, just stop
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@aIbieowen @stevenKloppLFC2 yeah she’s fine lad thanks for asking lad just asked her lad said she was fine lad, anyways lad yeah thanks for asking she’s totally fine lad boss mate yeah hahah eh
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@_JakeeLFC_ Brooks looks like he wears cat slippers and enjoys a hot choccy wokky when he comes home from his matches.
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@xGPhilosophy Burnley actually getting relegated
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@LJ_14hd @xGPhilosophy To you: At the end of a storm There's a golden sky And the sweet silver song of a lark Walk on through the wind Walk on through the rain Though your dreams be tossed and blown Walk on, walk on With hope in your heart And you'll never walk alone
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@AnythingLFC_ @LilasLFC @AVFCOfficial Proper applause they gave Klopp yesterday, got to respect that at least.
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@Joshey2x @FootyScran @FIFAWorldCup And 17000 quid for a beer mate
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@IanDoyleSport Thought that didn’t matter @FA - one rule for United and one for the other teams?
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@SamueILFC And Curtis Jones. Don’t keep him out just because you might not like him, he’s actually been good.
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@Ivan_Schwakoff Lmao I know this account is 80% a troll account, but sometimes he gets the most random (unspoken) news correct. Putting his whole reputation on the line here, might as well be something in it.
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@FabrzioRomano__ @konate__szn Me the two first seconds I read this
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@shajidddd @cxllumlfc100 @SeanDOlfc Pep Ljinders saw this and decided to put our most valueable asset as far away from the goal as possible💀
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@stevenKloppLFC2 @horsebox98 Ste your humour is highly intellectual and will be studied for years to come
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@xGPhilosophy Grealish unlocked the real Almiron🔥🔥🔥
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@KDB_17GOAT @MCFC___BH Saying it like it’s normal, so embarrassing😹
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@empireofthekop Couldn’t win it for your own team in the Bundesliga, enjoy having finished knees at 25👍🏼
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@NoContextEPL @Joey_LFC_ That’s how you say goodbye to your legends
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@CheatersDie @City_Xtra Mostly they’re not even asked about Liverpool, they just mention us. Rent free.
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@stevenKloppLFC2 Why was Matt on the floor in the first place Ste?🤣🤣🤣
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@martynziegler They constantly do everything in order to ridicule hard-working fans
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@Watch_LFC And he covers nothing. He literally can’t run. But yes, again he’s our best player
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@will_utfs @indykaila @KMbappe Don’t know mate, really don’t see him doing well on the big stage👍🏼
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