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23|🏳️‍🌈 🐀|latino failure 😔|call me Damp| @ihop_splat 💖|brush rat for @_Memento_Moray_ !|coach for @RIT_Splatoon 🐯|pfp by @Knox4Reals |banner by @rendogged

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me dodging wavebreaker
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i think he fits 😳 @tori_png
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SCREEN, the callout/shorthand is SCREEN!! we are NOT gonna call this thing "wall" and confuse ppl. say it with me now, S C R E E N.
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Here's Ballistics to show off a new special that probably could have helped your team in the Splatfest. It's called the Splattercolor Screen, and it forms a massive wall! Now, anyone can walk through the wall, but enemies that do so will lose the ability to see color.
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@coralinexmaria i went and found the post and op and their gm are having a whole saga rn it seems
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man this is literally FM. why do so many ppl still exist in FM's sphere bro i hate this community
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@TheBipedalSquid that's like the entire point of the special. like the whole conception of it and splashdown are "what's something you can quickly use in a pinch on an aggro weapon". panic buttons arent inherently bad design, reef is still easy to not die to.
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this clip is SO FUNNY i didnt know wtf i was doing😭 and yet i feel like this is optimal inkbrush gameplay
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crappy edit but i'm obsessed lmao #maomao
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div 3 gameplay babey!!!!!!!!!! #Splatoon3 #NintendoSwitch
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@lilygauge what's iconic to me are the replies to it that said "cutest dick and balls ever!" and "my little dick ball 😍" does anyone have those
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every day teenagers on splatoon twitter make me wanna tap the sign
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i've been feeling like the devs havent nerfed zooka or pencil specifically to encourage a defensive special countermeta to develop. and from what i'm hearing about japan's meta, they actually understood that and started running jr.
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@pikadave465 brushes too man. swords are a cool class but why do they have to invalidate like 4 classes.
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dude. i'm not saying rulebooking isn't kinda shitty, esp after the match, but like how hard is it to just not alias. it's such an easy rule to follow. especially with the FM thing in sos, do yall think now is the time to play around with aliases? grow the hell up lol
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i'm maybe very obsessed with buddy thunderstruck
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like this is what i think the game is trying to have us go for. but every time i bring up this dynamic, ppl tell me im crazy. but im just sayin, why is japan on this then?
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what gets to me is that people act like six had to go bravely dig up a bunch of private shit in order for the community to believe her. she didn't lmao. i'm upset that i had a reason to read a screenshot of gem talking about getting sucked off. it feels violating to him and six.
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@DreamyZack ya like.. i wish ppl would focus on the fact that it's the brightness, bot the colorblindness that's the issue. im not photosensitive at all and it gives me eyestrain.
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@KirbyCheatFurby that's just galarian voltorb
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I DID IT!!! 5 STAR PAINBRUSH NOUVEAU ACHIEVED!!!!!! #Splatoon3 #NintendoSwitch
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@TheBipedalSquid it's an aggro special that can push you into the enemy's face. it's not supposed to be used safely. it's more versatile than splashdown with it's distance, but that's the core design lmao
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genuinely one of the worst accounts in this community. getting attention by talking about only the worst shit that goes on as if them talking about it doesnt directly make situations worse.
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my mom being transphobic while im arguing with her at dinner call that a tableterf battle
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me after throwing a splat bomb
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and this might get me in hot water, but i have tried to be on six's side while reading through this stuff and the "evidence" she's posted has only hurt her case in my eyes. i am NOT saying that gem is innocent, i dont fucking know! but six's account is dodgy, to say the least.
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someone i was talking about the SS stuff with said they think "guilty before proven innocent" for this situation. and i'm sorry but if you think that, you're a sick fuckin person.
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WE MADE IT HOME YALL
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no one asked her to do this. none of us needed to see things in this much detail. the way people on this site have handled this information is mind-boggling. i'm not even really on gem's side. it's just.. if the "guilty" aren't able to defend themselves, no one is. that's law.
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@Dialga05 damn bro you got the whole squad laughing
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@mutant_jay SUCH A COOL DESIGN!!!! IM FLABBERGASTED!!!!! i imagine it has a signature ability that lets it survive self-destruct and reduces damage to allies.... OR a signature move that's like self-destruct but cooler...
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splatoon players when japanese people play the game
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is that an endermen? it's an enderPEA, it shoots minecraft blocks #Splatoon3 #NintendoSwitch
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@ashbinary_ i find the idea of nintendo planning third kits and then seeing the playerbase not get a high enough egg count and going "actually nvm" so fucking funny 😭😭
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@AlecYote how can u forget my goat
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@mimimiaruu the op, @/KomodoSSBM, is one of the spawn campers in that video and is known by the splat community as FM.
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got my first gg dm from a rando in open today. is this what fame is? fr i dont know how they got my discord 😭 im guessing they seaeched me up on sendou?????
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the enemy team when i flank
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@FAWil4 @DealerUmbra his ethnicity, "seol", is a mish-mash of lots of asian countries. the name sounds korean, and the history and culture are reminiscent of japan and china. his name does sound japanese, but moreover he isn't a specific asian nationality that exists irl
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@Meme_Magistrate @GamerTakes um yeah not gonna take you seriously
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i feel like defensive specials are a big thing the west is lacking rn. granted, bubble is rly the only consistently good one, but cmon u fuckin cowards pull out a damn vac or chump on their niches. i'd put screen up there too as a defensive special but it's p much borderline
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@_Correian_ yeah i have never gotten away with parrying a range indirect. i think it has to be smth hardcoded bc like...
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so does the squid roll armor actually work or? #Splatoon3 #NintendoSwitch
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since everyone else is tweeting it i guess i should say i will be at riptide!!! please save me from ihop they are planning on beating me up please help
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@thetruecourtesy I WAS OFF THE HOOK SMART‼️ AT MAKOMART‼️ MAKES ME MORE INTELLIFISH‼️ CALL MS NINTENDO LIVE, I GOT HELLA BANDS‼️
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my drawing for the lgbtq splat server art trade for @pholooo ! Just chillin at the maid café uwu💖(pho ur a god ily)
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@ProChara sure, as long as your editors put a song from rhythm heaven in the video
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ppl be tweeting tourney results like My pickup won Yass bracket in Marine Mondays vs amogus funky edition (Brobie, Kirb, Lin, Joshh) Low Ink Deez Nuts roster: Me: Squeeze, Pro @Riserk_spl : Zap @SHITTYPISSIES : 52 (cringe!) @_nuurl : Flingza, Dualie Squelchers
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@Mr_Popgun that guy seems like a creep!!! you should block him
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@pikadave465 NAH I FOUGHT A DOUBLE BRELLA TEAM IN OPEN AND THEY COOKED ME 😭 BRELLAS ARE BACK METHINKS
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the animal crossing discord got hacked and this is how the general chat is reacting im losing it
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@OliyTC they always do them in batches like this. this was a 4 week long batch, it's the last week of said batch.
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but yeah i've been wanting more bubbles to be run ever since inkjet meta. bubble makes inkjet and zooka practically useless with a smart team. i have ppl tell me that defensive specials arent run bc theyre invalidated by strikes and crab. but LITERALLY that's good balance
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gonna pretend classic j dies and goes to hell part 1 by glass beach is a christmas song bc it's jazzy and says "christmas lights" in the chorus 😌
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Nekeith Fox"
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as much as i love superjump, what an awful weekend for the community. it sucks to be reminded how many people on here are downright malignant and awful. i'm just hoping more folks can agree and commit to getting this shit out of our community...
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"oh we dont know the specifics", "gem is a shitty person dont follow him!", like you cant say both of these things without sounding like the most biased, outrage-mongering piece of shit out there.
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i know people were surprised abt our orange zap pick last night and i've been pushing for us to use cooler a little less overall lmao. zones is cooler's worst mode. it's not bad there, but it's not nearly as game-changing as it is on other modes. 🧵
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bro im sorry i respect flc's knowledge so much but bro has some of the worst doomer-y takes abt the game's design and trajectory. dude takes valid complaints and turns them into almost nihilistic views that ppl will hold up so hard just bc he's flc.
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i won MY FIRST TOURNSMENT MATCH WITH PAINBRUSH last night in sos!!! im taking this as a sign that it's a top tier and i will push it to be such
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#1 inkbrush in ttek babeyyyyy. gunning for that top 10 spot.
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you motherfuckers need to get a GRIP. there's no files relating to seasons outside of the promised 2 year window...... IN THE DUMP FROM SIZZLE SEASON. that doesnt mean nothing will be added afterward! splat 2 got more support than originally planned/promised.
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Octa | Team Present ⌛
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wdym splatoon 3 is ending in 9 months and we're closer to the end of it rather than its release
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made a silly vid showcasing the special shredding capabilities of painbrush that are kinda neat. made it for self-reference at first, but decided to polish and have fun w it :3 hope ppl learn something from it!!
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@kolos37 people in the replies are driving me nuts 😭 YES splat 3 maps are lockout heavy, but are we seriously gonna ignore how the spawns themselves are bigger????? that's one of the best map design aspects of s3. and it's very consistent across the game. walleye's spawn is far smaller.
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@Exile_152 @That_Guy_Negus no one is assuming the worst or saying it's automatically bad. just that it *can* be. you can't understand this easily because you're white (which is fine), but people seeing your skin color as something silly/cartoonish/etc is a real thing and it sucks. so we're wary about it
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had a convo about how the s3 music kinda lacks variety, which is true compared to s1 and s2, but i noted that each of the bands is still mainly based on a specific subgenre of rock/punk that u can notice if ur an alt rock nerd. so here's my take on the genres, what do we think...
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i dont get why "it's boring" isnt a valid response to the idea of the scene being primarily zones-only lol. i dont want to play any single mode. i like variety. i'll lab specific modes to build my strategy in scrims. tournaments are supposed to be the fun part.
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@WhackNicholson fatphobia is crazy to me. men who are built like this fill me with the kind of carnal lust that makes the devil shudder
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i do not view cheese as an insult. if i say you cheesed, that's props to you. you were smart and just outplayed me.
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ngl the funniest fucking thing they could do is reveal that ian bgm is actually a separate character
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sick win vs elevate, my pov :) #Splatoon3 #NintendoSwitch
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believing victims does not = immediately and completely condemning the accused. i have seen too many people allege abuse, and when examples are shown, they are clearly far from proving the person was abusive.
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hopping on this trend x3
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@cup_napkin @SplatoonSRLab bare feet are chaotic and these two are against them
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DIV FUCKIN 3??????????
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@Sorellawhy dude why are you posting this? yes she has so much shit to answer for but why are we checking people's discord statuses expecting smth? do we really need to obsess over ppl who got called out? come on lol
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LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
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genuinely one of the worst accounts in this community. getting attention by talking about only the worst shit that goes on as if them talking about it doesnt directly make situations worse.
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omg i still play splatoon 😳 i'm starting a new team with @Boingloing ! if you're interested, dm me here or at Damp Waffle #2670
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whenever someone makes a statement like this, of course it's wrong to dismiss it but that's literally not what's happening here. being an org like splat safety means being careful about legal proceedings.
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according to glass beach this is a lie
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I miss cold weather
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i keep seeing people say shit like "i cant believe yall care more about arguing about a kids game than all the kids dying in palestine" like yeah okay buddy i forgot activism is not ever thinking or speaking about anything else
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it's actually very normal to await legal proceedings in non-judicial organizations. i'm always shitting on splat safety for being slow about cases, but this one literally is justified. *this is how professional organizations handle cases like this*. begging yall to get a grip.
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everyone, fly your wiggly phantoms shirts at half mast today 😔
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ive started rting gay furry art again!! idc anymore!! im cringe im free etc!!
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goodbye riptide 2023! i'm proud of my commentary, my games, my team, my friends, and of course, my girl bed ❤️ ty everyone for making this weekend the highlight of my year!! see y'all in 2024!!!!
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@lady__aria the issue is that its healing effect isnt very noticeable. like imo it was a qol buff if anything. the comp community hyped it up at first, but it didnt take long for ppl to not care bc it wasnt a very helpful buff. it just makes fighting in its aoe less punishing.
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i'm not saying that's the case here, because I DONT FUCKIN KNOW. none of us fuckin know!!! but caution is needed. none of us who have been skeptical have demanded any proof from six despite everyone acting like we're forcing her to relive trauma in text form to prove [his] guilt.
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big man is ready to go
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dream switch successor launch year releases >>>>>>>
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@pikadave465 i usually love most of the tri-color maps. like i think this mode is way better than people give it credit for. but this one is AWFUL like it's so imbalanced i hate it
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@dinkimart i'm not exaggerating this might be my favorite piece of splatoon media of all time. you captured the action of the manga with better characters, more engaging dialogue, and a way cooler art style. like im floored this is so good. i would buy this and put it everywhere.
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