The Outriders servers went down again so I went on social media to scream at people and make death threats.
Oh wait, no I didn't. I went outside to cut the grass and wash my car instead of acting like an asshole. 🤷♂️
I'm sitting in Arby's wearing a
@Borderlands
shirt and I hear: "September 13th!!"
I look to my left and see the manager smiling from ear to ear.
We've been talking Borderlands for the past 10 minutes.
I love this community!
Once, I was standing in line at McDonalds with
@Joltzdude139
. The line was slow and he was getting grumpy. He parkoured over the half wall by the soda machines, rocket jumped over the counter, flipped 3 burgers,
gave someone at the register change then yelled "The Skip, Dude!"
@DrLupo
I tell you what, a streamer of your size & caliper taking time out to make a video like this, really shows what a stand up guy you are. I doubt you remember but you took a video for my son at GC w/ and it made me father of the year. Keep doing what you do brother. Much love!
I finally got the courage to read the replies to my last tweet.
I honestly do not deserve any of you but I couldn't imagine my life without you. Thank you for sticking by me.
❤️
I've been having so much fun with
@PlayWonderlands
& I want to share the fun with you!
Who needs a code??
Courtesy of
@2k
, I have:
1 for Epic
1 for Xbox
1 for PS(US only)
Reply with your favorite Tiny Tina memory & what platform you play on. I'll choose winners tomorrow.
I am beyond ecstatic to announce that I am a member of the
@Borderlands
stream team along with 9 other amazing broadcasters. I am in a class of people I surely do not belong in but am honored to be a part of. This is going to be one helluva year!
Remember last years Tweets about my dumbass neighbors?
Well... It's neighbor story time!
I was cutting my grass, the neighbor waves from their front yard. I nod. They motion me to stop so I turn off the mower. 1/3
I know a lot of you followed me for Borderlands or another game and you're not used to seeing me say many things that's not video game related. I tend to stay "in my lane" but when something really bothers me, I will speak on it. I will not apologize for blowing up your timeline.
I'm blown away. I was talking out loud in stream tonight and mentioned I wanted to get one of my mods a Chromebook because she mods from mobile. Within 20 minutes YOU guys donated $800 and I'm getting her an actual laptop!
DammNation. I have no words for you.
❤️'s N 💩
M: TF?? I resume cutting the grass.
5 minutes later his wife walks outside and starts waving her arms.
M: Turns off mower, Yes?
Her: I am his wife *points* and he is NOT into anal!!
M: I would be.
H: WHAT DID YOU SAY?!?
M: *Starts mower* 3/3
I met a realtor to look at a house. I got out of my car & was met with,
"Hmm. Sir, this may not be the property for you..."
"Ma'am?"
"This isn't a rental, it's for sale. I think you looked at the wrong listing"
"Guess I'll take my $15k down payment elsewhere..."
Bitch.
MY SURGE PROTECTORS SAVED ME!!
They were tripped. I reset them and all of my stream equipment is working.
Washer/Dryer, TVs, microwave, stove, fridge, boys pc's (I just bought $200 worth of groceries) and everything in the arcade room is dead but at least I can still work.
Heard buying groceries:
"See son, that's why you need to get good grades so you can get a good job so you can find a good woman that will cook for you so you don't end up like that guy w/ all that frozen food."
Look, I like Totinos. Worry about the case of Vagasil in your cart.
If you're the kind of person to say something like "She had it coming being dressed like that." you're a lost, broken individual with 0 self control and your friends should be worried when they're alone with you.
Also, unfollow me
If you've ever watched my stream, even once, for a minute... Thank you. You're a part of the reason I get to live my dream and I am grateful for you.
❤️'s N 💩
I love Borderlands. The game and the community are very close to my heart. That being said, it's not fun for me right now. I'll be continuing to play other stuff until the next patch/DLC in two weeks. I'm sorry, I'd rather put it on hold and love it later than hate it now.
Absolutely gutted. Charter tech came to look at my internet. Found out there was electrical current coming through the line. When he disconnected it, it fried nearly everything I own. 4 PC's. 4 TV's washer, dryer, microwave AND MY ENTIRE STREAMING SETUP.
Some you have been upset about my lack of Borderlands streams. Regardless of the game, I'm still the same guy w/ the same community. Having 500 viewers is nice but a community that supports me, not the game is much better. Variety has put me in a better head space mentally.
Was just chilling, streaming, minding my own business. My door opened up and my kids were standing there and said, Happy Thanksgiving, we're cooking for you! Completely caught me off guard and I nearly cried.
Them: Decided to cut your grass, huh?
Me: Seemed like it was time.
T: You should cut it every week instead of every other.
M: Eh, I'm just not as anal retentive about my yard as you are.
T: I AM A MARRIED MAN! How DARE you suggest I am in to anal! *He stomps inside his house. 2/3
After close to 200 hours in
@PlayWonderlands
, I'm still seeing things for the first time. I loaded into a Chaos Chamber and had never been in this area before. It was full of Mimics and there were Maker bunnies falling from the sky.
Random woman at the store: Looks at my video game related t-shirt and says: You gotta be at least 38 and still playing video games. Don't you think that's embarrasing??
Me: I do not. What I do think is embarrassing is that you come up to a complete stranger and assume the video
So,
@twitch
removed 2 emotes I've had for 2+ years because I violated terms?? Please. There are far worse emotes on Twitch. Could you PLEASE find some consistency?
People Tweeting vaccine updates like:
1st shot "It wasn't too bad . My arm was a little sore."
2nd shot "My dick fell off."
What have your side effects been after the second ?
Dear "concerned viewer",
I don't come to your job and tell you that the fries are done. Please don't come to my job and tell my how to do mine.
Love,
dammit
Sorry for abruptly ending the stream tonight. My kids stepfather is a monumental piece of shit. They called me crying and I dropped everything to go get them. I hope you understand that while you guys are my family, and I love you, my kids are my blood & my life.
I just found out that a community member passed away last night.
I'm absolutely gutted.
You were a great person, Terry and I'm glad to have known you. We'll all miss you, my friend.
A year ago today,
@Borderlands
3 dropped on my birthday. I may not play the game everyday, but I love the hell out of it, the community and the amazing folks at
@GearboxOfficial
. It's been an honor to represent your game and I look forward to what the next year will bring. ❤️
Raided a new person tonight. I've never unhosted so damn quick. If you're playing with someone in your voice chat that thinks making jokes about Sandy Hook or WTC are funny, you really should mute or better yet, find better friends. Apologies to anyone else who was offended.
This year, I am thankful to have known this man. My best friend. He understood me like no one else because we were the same person in so many ways. Truly my brother from another mother. 💔
Everyone defines success differently.
My ex brother & law told my ex wife when I started streaming that I would crash and burn on Twitch and be homeless in less than a year.
That same man cut my grass today.
You've always been a condescending ass. I saw you ban someone for cheering bits while you were "trying to make a video" & I knew I had no use for you. You need to realize that there is no "right response", there is no win for either parties. You did this. No excuses, no "ifs".
Those of you that knew him know what I know. He was a great man. Caring and witty. Always there when you needed him and when you didn't. I don't know what I'm going to do without my best friend. Rest easy, Mike. You were one of the good ones. I love you, brother.
I'm still deeply saddened by the fact that I bought a big pack of bacon, showed that big pack of bacon to my kids while mentioning how I love waking up to the smell of bacon and STILL don't smell bacon cooking.
How's your day Twitter?