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Damien Slash

@damienslash

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Comedian/Level 9000 troll. Parody & Poe's Law content creator. 🐸 Featured by Fox News, Sky News, Daily Wire, MSNBC.

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Joined October 2011
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Featured by @benshapiro
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Apologize @elonmusk
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Bob Dylan singing the Terms and Conditions of a standard Digital User Agreement #impression
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@jonsopel @elonmusk Standing on Primrose Hill in London is about as Ivory Tower as it gets
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@JustStop_Oil Pray Paint Composition: Propellants used in paint spray cans usually are di-methyl ether or a mixture of propane and butane. These are natural by-products of gas and oil extraction (66%) and oil refining (34%).
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@Anna_Soubry I'm sure the future looks great from your lovely big gated house
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@KonstantinKisin We are governed by a class of people who use their index finger to type messages on whatsapp
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We Need To Ban Gas Cookers
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@TheFigen_ It's a computer game
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@MikeHudema Someone gonna tell him?
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Decolonizing my apartment!
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when an NPC glitches
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@nbcsnl Ivermectin has saved millions of human lives over 50 years. William Campbell and Satoshi Ōmura won the 2015 Nobel Prize for its discovery and applications. It is not a horse medicine. It also inhibits viral protease which is why it works against covid. Look it up.
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I'm literally shaking #SparebyPrinceHarry
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@WHO @PeterHotez @BCM_TropMed From the guy who sold 150 million units of his own covid vaccine to India despite failing to release the trial data. Why are we listening to these people?
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The 4 stages of mainstream journalism
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Decolonizing my car! ✊️ #civiction
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We need a global birdflu lockdown NOW. Mask up. Stay at home. Save lives.
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Sustainable Morning Routine Of A Journalist Living In London #bugs
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Totally Sustainable English Breakfast 🇬🇧 in 10 minutes!
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@JeremyVineOn5 @theJeremyVine The film is 20 years old. Why don't we go through the red flags of the Jeremy Vine show? Starting with the host.
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@sarafischer @axios @mikeallen @margarettalev So Biden does it - cool. Trump does it - evil. Gotcha
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Leaked Prince Harry Apache Tapes #PrinceHarry
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It's time to extradite Elon Musk
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Serious Man Car: 4x4 Edition
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@disclosetv "including at least three times at Mr. Epstein’s palatial Manhattan townhouse, and at least once staying late into the night, according to interviews with more than a dozen people familiar with the relationship" Why?
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@Redpeter99 Deescalating wars, reducing the size of government, protecting workers from wage dilution. Totally insane right?
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@mtaibbi This is chilling. Doesnt matter who was in office at the time. Either way, this behaviour between goverment and tech should disgust and shock anyone who cares about the truth.
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@DanielaNadj Communist concentration camps Communist mass killings Thousands of Jews murdered by communists North Korea China Cambodia
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Think before you post.
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Construction of a basic #TrumpCovid impression
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@Cryptonian86 @ZubyMusic Imagine being on the same side as this
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@MrAndyNgo Harris spent that summer openly supporting street violence and property destruction. 28 people were killed in the months of riots that followed. Including women, children and policemen.
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@Beno_ldn We do not know his nationality yet. Think before you post.
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@RishiSunak QR code. Invented in 1994. In Japan.
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We need a social credit system in the UK
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Biden won the debate. Deal with it.
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@wyffnews4 Always found this section a bit Hitleresque
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@asallen More proof that Apple haven't had an original idea since Jobs was alive.
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@UncleHotep For the record I made this video. It's parody. A vision of what can happen when you divide people.
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@ZubyMusic Those same people, for years before, cursed and criticised "big pharma" for corruption and profiteering over human safety. It would seem such people are not even capable of basic cognitive consonance, let alone self-reflection. Fear is a hell of a drug.
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@disclosetv The only economy left after nuclear deployment would be a bunch of politicians in a bunker trading tins of beans
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@nelsonepega Psychopath
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We need a MPOX lockdown I have been calling for this for 2 years. Personally I am now quad jabbed for mpox but many are not. Take action today and make sure to mask up. 😷
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@brianklaas Who promoted, ordered and funded Gain of Function research then lied to Congress
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@theJeremyVine Man earning £700,000 a year doxxes working person of colour for briefly checking their phone in stationary position at a red light for social media clout
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@jonsopel @elonmusk You're absolutely right. I was born in North London and spent 37 years there. I love it deeply. But I know it's a bubble within a bubble. And although I know that the idyllic moments enjoyed by those who live there might represent how good life can be for some of us, I would
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Don't forget
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@DanielaNadj Book burning in communist china . 60% of books purged under Stalin
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I am not an NPC
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@AaronBastani @elonmusk East London is not the UK. Sorry. There are no "right people" in London. You know this. London and the UK as a whole are like different planets.
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Neil Young singing the Twitter Guidelines Civic Integrity Policy
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Totally Sustainable Fur Baby
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Population collapse is accelerating
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You have no right to label me
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@ZubyMusic A planet brought to a standstill because people can't tell the difference between the words "of" and "with"
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@LocalBateman Time to credit me
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@RWMaloneMD Bill Gates has been re-branding as a "good guy" for 20 years. He has no medical qualifications. He does have a record of inappropriate behavior at Microsoft, bullying, lying, stealing and even meeting with Jeffery Epstein after he was convicted. It's also why Melinda left him.
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@elonmusk @getpaidwrite At this point, the counter-narrative is literally 2+2=4
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@MrAndyNgo @TSSAunion @HarryLow49 Direct calls for violence are a crime whoever makes them. Im sure @metpoliceuk will do absolutely nothing. Also why is everyone wearing a covid mask?
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@seanonolennon When they hired Raytheon employees to run the defense dept.
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@sommervilletv @dcinfocus @BBCNews @BBCWorld I dont think it's okay to stand over freshly killed bodies and talk like that about them. I dont care what side they are on. It's dishonorable.
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Bug Burgers!
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@GeorgeMonbiot Tax is not efficient. Do you know where your money goes? Clearly not.
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@LBC Why are so many kids being stabbed?
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@RWMaloneMD Bill Gates is a psychopath
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@marksandspencer This isn't just PR disaster. It's M&S PR Disaster.
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@MrBrendanCox The goverment is arresting people for posting misinformation on the internet
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@piersmorgan The video is 7 seconds long and clearly starts after an initial interaction
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@afneil You clearly know little about what actually happened on January 6th
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Bob Dylan cover of WAP by Cardi B
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A message from Klaus Shwab #wef
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@colbertlateshow Words are only dangerous when Prince Harry chooses them to be. It's some kind of quantum theory
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@JohnOBrennan2 The irony is you have been so terribly misinformed for so many years, it has effectively rendered you a moron.
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The fact checkers wouldn't lie
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@AnarchoBreadism So you found it funny then?
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@SachaBaronCohen @Facebook This is the problem with censorship. It's enforced by AI. There cannot be nuance. There cannot be context. There cannot be error. There cannot be humor. Either you believe in free speech for Alex Jones or you don't believe in it at all.
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@FallonTonight Can I be on next?
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Bob Dylan singing the Terms and Conditions of a standard Digital User Agreement #impression
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@jordanbpeterson @YouTube Welcome to the internet
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@JustStop_Oil @NationalGallery Fire hammers: Plastic (oil derivative) Denim: One of the most polluting fabrics to produce Glasses: Plastic (oil derivative) Hat: Plastic (oil derivative)
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@ClownWorld_ Not the first time he's copied one of my videos almost verbatim
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You have no right to label me
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@DrTedros @BillGates @gatesfoundation None of us elected you. Or Bill Gates.
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LFG 🚀
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@maxberger If you genuinely think exposing corporate corruption , election fortification, biased political collusion and unconstitutional censorship are merely "Right-wing talking points", then by your own principles you are choosing the side of the very machine you once claimed to oppose.
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@verge It's called journalism. You should try it some time.
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@BorisJohnson Remember, whatever this man tells you about Ukraine is the opposite of the truth.
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@USArmy Obstacles like Vietnam, Iraq and Afghanistan?
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@CNN Good. CNN next.
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@NBCNews The conditions have been on the table ever since Boris Johnson went over and put a stop to them in order to continue the billion dollar transfer of taxpayer money to multi-national arms companies
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@KonstantinKisin We know where it came from. And we know the the US government was partially responsible via NIH and Ecohealth Alliance as well as the lifting of GOF research restrictions. This is why it's off limits for investigation.
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@TwitterSafety You had Trumps taxes trending for a week and they were illegally acquired and from an unverifiable anonymous source.
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@GadSaad Are you trying to be extradited? Think before you post.
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I'm tired of getting boosters
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@greg_price11 Better shut down the entire legacy media in that case
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Football Manager Language
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@DavidAFrench Tell me you've never looked at the laptop contents without telling me you've never looked at the laptop contents
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