๐จโโ๏ธ Doctor turned ๐ฅ๏ธ Software Engineer | JavaScript, TypeScript, Python, and exploring C# | Future Game Dev ๐ฎ |
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This pharmacist I'm working with is doing it for me mehn! I prescribed Gestid and Ofloxacin.
1 minute later: "Hi doctor Gestid and Ofloxacin interact consider withholding Gestid till after Ofloxacin dose is complete"
This is the standard. I love it very very much!
-To play my life away
FIFA has always been the football game that redefines gameplay for all football lovers. To keep the culture and also to keep trashing
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and
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@pst_iren
tweets and any tweet with
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This gospel ehn you will hear it!
So we can't enter elevators again or what? As bad as work is in Nigeria for doctors, we have to worry about elevators now? I'm a mixture of anger, terror and sadness right now. She was just going about her normal activities fgs!
One of my highlights in CCI is reboot camp when Pastey was praying for someone with an illness and the thing was getting long
He now said "its like this devil wants to waste my time" and he came down from the stage to touch her and it was done!
Ehnnnn. GINGERRRRR!!!!!
Lol I just remembered this couple that came to endocrinology clinic cos of infertility. We clerked clerked and clerked no symptoms or positive history. Lol my consultant that year now asked them how they have sex. Omo. Their response was..... I KID YOU NOT!!!!โฆ. A thread....
CCI does something to you mehn. Proper pastoring and teaching changes you!
Was reading the first chapter of the book of genesis yesterday. It felt as though the words came to life!
Thank you
@pst_iren
@LajuIren
๐๐ฟ๐๐ฟ I have never experienced the Bible like this before now.
LAGOS STATE GOVERNMENT HAS REFUSED TO PAY COVID-19 HEALTHCARE WORKERS (3rd WAVE) AT IDH, YABA.
Frontline workers were called by the Lagosโs state ministry of health in August to join fight against another surge in the covid 19 pandemic in Lagos state ....... a thread
Honestly after a while I realized that not everybody that makes it through medical school is super intelligent as people believe. Most are just average people with an unreal amount of perseverance and tenacity. No matter how smart you are you can't make it through with just that
@pst_iren
went to heaven to get this Grace Changes Everything song.
Apostolos is will cause problems for the Devil.
Hahahahahahahaha๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ
Petite girls be having the weirdest BP
"90/65mmHg"
"87/60mmHg"
Lmao if I had that I would be dizzy 24/7. I'm sure it can't even take blood from my heart to my fingertips ๐
So I built a full stack fintech app start to finish.
Honestly when we launched I been dey fear cos omo I haven't built any app on this scale before. When we reached 50 users I don dey expect server error but my code made it๐๐๐
One faithful day in theatre
I was asked, what's the opposite of hypospadias?
I said......
Hyperspadias
The consultant ran out of the suite preaching the gospel and telling everyone that was ready to listen.
My mom was asking me for a favor. I say no. She threw in the popular Nigerian parent left hook
"So I cannot send you somewhere again"
I said 'no mom, you can't'
I took a collective W for the entire youth of Nigeria. In case I'm not here tomorrow. Don't forget me โค๏ธโค๏ธ
Man: We lie together.
Consultant: What do you mean?
Man: We lie together now... Like in the bible.
Consultant: Describe it.
Man: We lie down side by side for a few minutes then pray and go to sleep.
Fammmmm I had to excuse myself from the consulting room to choke on laff๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
When they say sex education is important now y'all would be saying they're corrupting your kids. Abeg let them learn. Let's not be ashamed to talk about SEX! Thanks for coming to my Ted talk.
All my life I have prided myself on the fact that I have steady hands. Even in the most stressful situations, I have never seen my hands shake.
E reach when to put ring, my hand dey do course tremor. ๐๐๐
Yesterday was very eventful. I woke up at my usual time to go to church. Wanted to iron my clothes. I went to switch on the generator, there was no fuel. No wahala now. I still have time. I hop into the car and go get some fuel.... a thread
I was like so na the power we get be this. My life has never been the same since that moment.
My consciousness of the power and assurance we have in the name of Jesus.
That's also why "Power in Abundance" is one of my favorite songs on Apostolos
That's our life!!!!!!
Hi there ๐:
A team is building an online Qbank for students in the healthcare sciences. We understand the challenges encountered in accessing practice questions and preparing for exams. We will appreciate your input in building a befitting platform.
I've made it my life's mission to scare people into drug compliance.
Me: When last did you take your medications?
Patient: 2weeks ago,but wait doctor don't be angry. It finished so I was waiting to have time to come... a thread
You know sometimes I just wanna lie beside the woman I love. Dim lights on. And just exist with some fire tracks playing in the background. Lol. I have neither the venue nor the woman. I got the sound system though. A start yeah?
The major issue with that video going around is not that they don't want to buy her phone or that they're poor. It's the severe verbal abuse that ensued as a result. Telling her to go and sell her body because she asked for a phone (despite that being poor priorities) I wrong...
I was driving home from work one day after a 12 hour shift, and I just remembered a picture of her I saw on the TL. I couldn't remember her handle, so I went through my followers list one by one till I found her. Sent a DM, and we're still DMing till now ๐คธ๐ฟโโ๏ธ๐คธ๐ฟโโ๏ธ๐คธ๐ฟโโ๏ธ๐คธ๐ฟโโ๏ธ๐คธ๐ฟโโ๏ธ๐คธ๐ฟโโ๏ธ
Wey my guy dey stroll with babe. Person stop with Gwagon with tinted windows to ask for directions. Come ask the babe make she take am to the place. Na so the enter leave my guy for in front of FSS sha
I feel like Students should organize get togethers. Like those who live close to one another should meet up and chill and talk you all need one another now more than ever.
At the start of 2022, I barely knew Javascript. By the start of 2023 I'm pretty much a Javascript Jedi. I can't wait to see what I'm gonna be by 1st January 2024
God was with me, is with me and will always be with me.
Boast in your God under this tweet!