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@dameFK

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black & ugly as ever however; /nyc stand up comic.

Joined March 2009
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@dameFK
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Dame.
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describe your first love in one word.
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Lloyds Bank has become the first UK lender to disclose the pay gap of its Black employees, shining a light on the dearth of Black people in senior positions as it promised to tackle racial inequality in British business.
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then why your name not “character man”
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They respect money I respect character
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this niggas fits was giving the surgeon general hell back in the day.
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COSMIC 🐙 SLOP
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the coolest guy you could ever hope to be in the 90s was Joe Camel
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Me at chic fila on sundays😪
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rip🕺🏿
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What’s the best fake song? Like a song that exists in the world of a show/movie but not our world
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I dont trust no young bitch who listening to currensy bitch you was born in 2001 who tf been over here??
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@soyeahnah I remember seeing these at the bus stop and wondering how they made sandwiches that small 😪😪😪😪
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how it feels to have a girl watch you jerk off
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you do a comedy show you get into the subway &you use your drink tickets to swipe your fare. later you get home &you give your wife some drink tickets for your daughters braces &you set aside some drink tickets for the rent &a few drink tickets for retirement&thats show business.
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@abidibidibambam security should have stopped half the beyonces at the door
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oscar worthy work right here.
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@NerdAtCoolTable both this week 😪
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@Son_ImSleep martine rose mind you know that aint ya lane but lets be respectful pls
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@kekeysl you knew wtf you was doing
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MF DOOM: So take that peanut butter, little bit of jelly. Yum. Put it in your belly, smoke a little bit puts me down like Old Yell-y 50s Sounding Audio Sample: Mr. President, I'm afraid DOOM is more powerful than ever before
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@MAL___ nigga would have been escorted outta the bubble respectfully
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@popstarbenny a rich mans roach is a poor mans clip
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this is an insane graphic nigga hit send on the most sinister ai prompt yet 😨
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dave portnoy and his minions writing articles to defend TB #CTESPN
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@yaahomegirl she look like SHE was stealing
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@TASH__P Im cryinggg
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If you have a vendetta against white ppl tonight’s the night to strike while their souls are weakened from both barry & succession ending in unison
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slink tap in w Me 😂
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he distancing himself its fr over w
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Drake 'Family Matters is too f*cking hard as well... but Kendrick stepped all over that shit. So much in that song just went over everybody heads cuz Kendrick drowned that shit out with incessant dropping
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she did more for rap than any rapper
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@taeseru you gotta be his at eye equal (meaning not superior in his eyes& 0 threat) or his muse for it to work
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nah nyc legalizing marijuana only emboldened these savages 😂
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nobody saying tom brady is the greatest athlete of all time has seen this video in its entirety
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the fact that showtime got canceled before we reached this point is criminal & we need another strike
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@nuruniee her first day of training at hot93.7 😂😂😂
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getting these later today for the pain I’ve endured
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Need a new logo fr
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@chunkbardey if you were in a committed relationship & the ac was thick asl / totally coming onto you would you cheat or stay true & turn it down ?
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@mysneakerheads ali used to do exactly this believe it or not.
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my completely unsolicited advice to anyone coming up after Me is just never front on yourself even if you’re scared for a moment take a second to acknowledge that you’re human you’re allowed to be scared for a second and thengo ahead& just do that shit anyway
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@GlynBrwn you have to think several moves ahead &anticipate your opponents move you have to account for every piece on the board at all times each move has a reaction often a loss/gain consequence & you learn to make sacrifices to achieve leverage & secure a win. some great life parallels.
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Bro you do not got one lame fan everyone I know who fw your shit is kinda fye themselves that’s a feat
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@father @big_business_ ya shit sound like donda if ye was still allowed to curse and see his kids unsupervised preciate it
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it be the shortest shower of your life when you realize you forgot to bring your phone in the bathroom w/ you & she in there alone w/ it.
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the way lil kim was FUCKING IT UP on the sax
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rip bozo ( in earnest )
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RIP BOZO
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rip/
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yea when she’s having it w someone else
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Men, does sex ever hurt for yall?
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goodnight yall never let Me down not once
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@juliafoxsource she’s really the best dressed worst dressed person no I do not care to elaborate
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@KarlousM you can feel the gratitude
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damn not cheating for ten days in a row really aged kev hart like he was running the country for two terms
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jail aint no joke man. i was only in there for a few hours & was ready to give the police everything i knew about ice music folder operation
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Soul a good ass movie, go peep dat
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@HeavenlyGrandpa a tame flame if you will
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Can someone send memes describing the dating scene in nyc right now. its for science
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fine here
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adam22 yesjuelz kith dababy kamala harris (in no particular order )
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they gotta just add her in the next 2k update as a unlocked achievement cuz My Myplayer need a run at this point
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Malik Beasley and Larsa Pippen 👀 (Via @egotastic )
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@realprettyygirl short niggas swinging at the air rn😓
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@ssyriek been tryna figure out an organic way to patronize for so long thanks for the share
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just imagine what this nigga would do to you if you tried to use that door as an exit
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going to london, paris, and amsterdam for the month to do comedy literally a dream come true but the job not finished 🥲
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@father why father
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Me every morning when I realize I’m alive but pop smoke isn’t
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met dave chappelle last night had to tell y’all that cuz he won’t 😪
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@Lei_Takanashi hiring a la based creative team w a cd whos a transplant from ohio w an over sensationalized vision of the bronx in their head.
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I’m testifying at the rico trial yes ma’am you bitches will be brought to justice
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gallery dept, amiri, and chrome hearts let’s Me know you heave no idea what you’re doing at all &just tryna keep up.
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I wrote poetry about Myself for a year straight that shit did wonders honestly
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do love spells work on yourself? i need to be as self obsessed as possible
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POV: it’s your penis’s first day of fight club
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boy bout to have a seizure salad fr
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my nigga on IG tweaking 😭😭🤣
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The first 5 rows of this Kendrick concert gonna be white folks, Arabs, Asians any and everybody but black people. That’s the type of comedy that you can’t make up
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My entire family showing up to the dinner I chose w jayz over the 50 million dollars 😨😰
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@akumabby She’s Not orange enough
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I remember once fabolous told Me in confidence he had a whole project called “fabruary” in the vault & Ive been living w the stress of knowing the unspeakable horror he could unleash on the american ppl every februray since. it’s been six years 😪.
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can she say it 🧐
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Woman with an extremely rare birthmark
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there’s a huge flex in just being a genuinely good person
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pls that nigga killed more ppl w his mcdonalds meal he’ll be just fine
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Travis Scott finished ?
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just up scrolling
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Me complaining about the nursing home staff to My family 50 years from now
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@JordanRock843 nigga I had no idea what even happened thought My nudes leaked🤦🏾‍♂️
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My nigga no way 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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@dethofasailboat @MarlowNYC “this you?” in the hands of a white person is always a fail
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Jeezy reveals he wanted to do a Verzuz battle with Gucci Mane but Guwop declined.
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My lil mans told Me smoking a roach blunt top tier cuz he gets a chance to revisit problems he rolled up weeks ago and overcame already. said you can’t buy that type of confidence😪
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😭😭😭
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knowing cudi ain’t vote for kanye gives Me hope
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just because things could have been different doesn’t mean that they would’ve been better
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2nd pic is where the weed wears off
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Tiffany Haddish debuted her new cut✂️
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hope you feel truly loved for at least a lil while today
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