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dalle

@dalle_rutledge

3 years

Yes I got kicked in the face while doctoring a cow, no it’s not Jackie’s fault 😂🙈

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dalle

@dalle_rutledge

6 years

*tries on swimsuits at target* OMG I am NEVER eating again. ... *30 minutes later in the Wendy’s drive-thru* Uhm yes, I’d like a number 8 AND a frosty.

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@dalle_rutledge

6 years

Like this if you’re from Nebraska or Wyoming and never had a blackberry pie.

Brian Brettschneider

@Climatologist49

6 years

Map showing the favorite Thanksgiving Day pie by region. Discuss.

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@dalle_rutledge

6 years

I think we change our hair or get a new piercing or tattoo after a break up because it’s something that person hasn’t run their fingers through, touched, or kissed. It’s an inch of skin or hair that can’t miss them because it’s not the same as it was before.

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@dalle_rutledge

5 years

I’d live trap him and send him to PETA

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@dalle_rutledge

6 years

Small town values: Cheating on your spouse Crippling alcoholism Probably meth Stunted gene pool Bitching but never leaving

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@dalle_rutledge

5 years

When we say “pray for our ranchers” today, it is not lightly. History has shown us time and time again, why storms like this are not your typical blizzard- a thread.

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@dalle_rutledge

2 years

I want a new tattoo so bad. Or 7 whatever

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dalle

@dalle_rutledge

5 years

Alcohol doesn’t help depression, it enhances it. But y’all aren’t ready to have that talk.

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@dalle_rutledge

5 years

Livestock theft is illegal, and posting the CRIME on social media for clout, is stupid.

Brother Nature

@BrotherNature

5 years

Rescuing baby pigs from a slaughter house today and giving them a new home 🙏🏾

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@dalle_rutledge

5 years

It really doesn’t matter if it was 4 years, 4 months, or 4 weeks. There are some people your heart just attaches too, and when they split especially if it’s in a shitty way, IT HURTS, and you can’t always just get over it.

𝑺𝒊𝒂 𝑹𝒂𝒚𝒔𝒉𝒂𝒏𝒏𝒂

@TheSiaVibe

5 years

Scoo pa tu manaa ??

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@dalle_rutledge

4 years

Say what you want about Herefords but I think this is pretty cool🤷🏼‍♀️

FWSSR

@fwssr

4 years

The Grand Champion Steer, a Hereford named Cupid Shuffle, has sold to GKB Cattle for a record $300,000! Exhibitor Ryder Day is 12-years-old and from Meadow FFA

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@dalle_rutledge

5 years

“Watchu looking at smalls?!”

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@dalle_rutledge

6 years

Remember when you promised me anal after three months? Happy three months baby.

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@cassidyyautumnn

6 years

what do you think he said????

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@dalle_rutledge

5 years

“Idk why you need a FB and a. Twitter.” “Well on Twitter we can say fuck.”

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@dalle_rutledge

5 years

This goose is more honest than most y’alls dogs.

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@dalle_rutledge

2 years

But I miss you in the mornin’ when I see the sun.

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dalle

@dalle_rutledge

5 years

*is literally fine with being covered head to toe in cow shit, not limited to it getting in my mouth* *cleans up dog shit once* *gags to the point of almost vomiting, holds breathe, washes hands immediately*

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dalle

@dalle_rutledge

5 years

I just want gay married couples who raise cows and marijuana to be able to protect their assets with guns while they take their adopted daughter to Planned Parenthood for affordable women’s care. So that she can grow up and inherit their farm/ranch with no death tax.

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@dalle_rutledge

5 years

I told my ex, “it’s not like I expect a lot.” And he said, “Thats not true. You have very high expectations, you’re just not surprised when you get disappointed.” I think about it a lot.

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@dalle_rutledge

6 years

Among all the reasons I can’t take extreme feminism seriously, the University of Wyoming is in hot water for the use of “cowboys” in their new slogan but not “cowgirls”. As the schools mascot “cowboy” is all inclusive term. This is Wyoming folks, get tough or get gone.

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@dalle_rutledge

4 years

You’re literally worth negative dollars right now, but I will still do everything in my power to help you grow, to cure you of what ails you, and make sure you’re always full in the belly. That’s my responsibility to you, no matter what.

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@dalle_rutledge

6 years

Hi Uhm yes, question for the animal rights people here. So if cows are so goddamn smart and equal to humans, why can’t they fix their own damn fence?

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@dalle_rutledge

4 years

“I’m fine.” ⓘ 𝗢𝗳𝗳𝗶𝗰𝗶𝗮𝗹 𝘀𝗼𝘂𝗿𝗰𝗲𝘀 𝘀𝘁𝗮𝘁𝗲𝗱 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗶𝘀 𝗳𝗮𝗹𝘀𝗲 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗺𝗶𝘀𝗹𝗲𝗮𝗱𝗶𝗻𝗴

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dalle

@dalle_rutledge

4 years

Y’all do realize that cattle are the most natural way to prevent wildfires, right? They come in and do what they are intended to do, eat. This clears the underbrush and makes less fuel. And those of you who are against logging, are you also against the clearing of dead trees?

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@dalle_rutledge

3 years

Tbh, if I’d been Rip last week on Yellowstone, instead of getting after Lloyd I’d have told them two girls to get the fuck out.

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@dalle_rutledge

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@dalle_rutledge

5 years

Thirteen bred heifers isn’t a lot of money to most people in this business, but it is a PILE to me so plz excuse me while I go cry over some champagne to celebrate that I am now in debt like the rest of you. 💵 🔥

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@dalle_rutledge

6 years

Check up on your friends that live alone. Check up on your friends that party every night. Check up on your friends in a “perfect” relationship. Check up on your friends having casual sex. Check up on your friends that work all day. We all process mental illness differently.

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@dalle_rutledge

5 years

If you think you’re bad enough to work in the corrals, you’re bad enough to mind your manners. Short video of Cora- these cows are not dog broke, but she’s here to educate them not sour them. Quiet, controlled, honest.

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dalle

@dalle_rutledge

2 years

So yesterday I found out a vasectomy costs less than my IUD did. AND they get localized anesthesia or “twilight” anesthesia. I got told to take an ibuprofen. No more excuses.

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@dalle_rutledge

5 years

They get picked up like this by their mother and that is why it immediately incapacitates them. Y’all are soft af and forget that dogs are DOGS. Do they deserve abuse? No. Is this abuse? Also no.

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@MarieAnnUK

5 years

That awkward moment when you're being such a bastard Putin has to intervene.

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@dalle_rutledge

6 years

You ever hauling something and you know you closed the door on your trailer and latched it.... but DID YOU CLOSE THE DOOR AND LATCH IT?

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@dalle_rutledge

3 years

Everybody wants to do cowboy shit, until it’s time to do cowboy shit, for cowboy pay.

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@dalle_rutledge

3 years

My body my choice, about vaccines, abortions, sterilization, drugs, all of it.

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@dalle_rutledge

5 years

“ThErE’s NoThInG tO dO iN tHiS tOwN bUt drInK.” Well idk, have you tried getting a hobby, some goals, maybe acquiring a personality?

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@dalle_rutledge

5 years

Somebody remember this, I wanna turn around from branding one of my own calves to a bended knee and a ring that cost under $200.

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dalle

@dalle_rutledge

4 years

I don’t go to church on Sundays, but I listen to my cowboy playlist while I do some reading, then go spend the day out in Gods country. I love Christ, I just don’t care much for Christians.

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@dalle_rutledge

6 years

Every time I get on Twitter I feel like There is only like 5 of us who dont post pictures of our ass in vintage wranglers, tweet a bible verses weekly, talk about how good of a wife we’ll be, or talk down on ourselves or others. 🤪

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@dalle_rutledge

5 years

Therapist: what do we say when something traumatic happens? Me: *whistles* ONTO THE NEXT ONE Therapist: no

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@dalle_rutledge

5 years

I’ve only dated cowboys and it shows 😂😂😂

Kaitlyn Davis

@kaitndavis

5 years

Some of y’all have never dated a cowboy, and it shows.

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@dalle_rutledge

3 years

Relationship suggestions for men: Go see your gf without her asking. Tell her she’s pretty occasionally or always. If she asks you more than once, she’s not nagging, you’re just disrespecting her by not acknowledging her asking. Little things mean so much, they might save it.

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@dalle_rutledge

5 years

You’re absolutely right, hamburgers are for people with the tastebuds of 4 year old. Eat a cheeseburger.

Daily Caller

@DailyCaller

5 years

Rep. Ocasio-Cortez Instructs Americans To Eat Fewer Hamburgers

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dalle

@dalle_rutledge

4 years

I bought the hippopotamus if anyone was wondering.

dalle

@dalle_rutledge

4 years

Do I pay a little more than I’d like for an unhandled two year old or

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dalle

@dalle_rutledge

4 years

Turnpike was really spittin’ when they said, “Ain’t nothin like your family to make you feel so damned alone.”

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@dalle_rutledge

3 years

So this is a lie.

Bryan Hamilton, PhD 🦇🐍🦎

@Nv_pyromelana

3 years

Given a choice, rattlesnakes will always try to escape from humans.

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@dalle_rutledge

4 years

That thing has a double chin and is already half weaned 😟

David Hyslop 🚜

@farmerhizzi

4 years

Just a little cesarian today!!🥴 #teamdairy @Arkvetcentre

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dalle

@dalle_rutledge

4 years

I really don’t care who you think did 9/11. I don’t care what was mishandled after. You have the rest of the year to sound edgy and new age. Today you eat crow. Today you are silent. Today you will mourn. Today you #Remember911 .

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@dalle_rutledge

5 years

I cornered some gals date last because he was clearly neglecting her and I asked why he would do this, and he says, “ Fuck her. She’s a whore.” I made short work of telling her and every other female in that bar exactly what he said. His night got very rough from there on.

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@dalle_rutledge

5 years

Don’t complain to me about how broke you are if I see you drinking. It’s a priority thing, you don’t need it.

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@dalle_rutledge

4 years

You California folk like to move away from California because you don’t like California and then try to make the state you moved to ...exactly like California?

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@dalle_rutledge

2 years

“Who’s goddamn white baby is that?”

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@dalle_rutledge

7 years

VS model standards are realistic to a certain type of woman. Me? I fit more in the replacement heifer category myself.

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@dalle_rutledge

4 years

Weird how men are never bored enough to do their dishes or laundry

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@dalle_rutledge

6 years

Some of your parents didn’t say “you get what you get and you don’t throw a fit.” And it really fucking shows.

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@dalle_rutledge

6 years

All you women out here that want kids so bad better be stellar moms because kids are not accessories. They’re not to be used as a playing card to fix your relationship. They’re little humans and a bad mom can screw them up forever.

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@dalle_rutledge

3 years

So glad I took these pictures of you when I did babygirl, I am so sorry. I wish I’d never have brought you yesterday, but cows were out again and you would have hated to stay home. I hope you’ll turn some big ones in the sky.

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@dalle_rutledge

3 years

I don’t think it gets much cuter.🎈

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@dalle_rutledge

24 days

Ain’t nothing more American than being a cowboy. 🇺🇸 Happy 4th!

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@dalle_rutledge

6 years

When you bring a tinder date over to doctor yearlings...

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@dalle_rutledge

4 years

I just wanna feel pretty or be enough again

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@dalle_rutledge

4 years

I’d be more concerned about your children seeing your shitty toxic attitude than seeing JLo’s outfit, but that’s just me.

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@dalle_rutledge

6 years

It’s pretty fitting that 2018. Wants to end with 50 mph winds and -20 temps, gotta get one last word in huh bitch?

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@dalle_rutledge

5 years

Windchill is -48 this morning, check on your Wyoming friends. We’re not okay.

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@dalle_rutledge

6 years

After you watch one season of Greys.

Josh Meloy

@JoshMeloyMusic

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*caption this*

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@dalle_rutledge

5 years

Most you bitches are over here like,” lm BeTh DuTtoN.” When in reality the only thing you have in common with Beth Dutton is a substance abuse problem.

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@dalle_rutledge

4 years

I know my twitter following isn’t big to someone but it kind of is for #AgTwitter and I want to use it this morning to get the word out that there is NOT a shortage of meat or milk! The packers and stores are using this gear tactic to drive up prices for their gain. PLS RT.

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@dalle_rutledge

5 years

A short story about a horse that liked to flip over.

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@ggrraacciiee__

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I had a horse flip over on me for the first time today and that is something I never want to do again.

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dalle

@dalle_rutledge

3 years

I’m pretty sure I work way too hard to be this chubby or this broke.

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@dalle_rutledge

4 years

+the ranchers, the farmers, the truck drivers, the linemen, the oil and gas workers, the loggers, the distillers, janitors

Dr Rachel Clarke

@doctor_oxford

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So society’s *real* key workers have just been revealed. Not the bankers. Not the traders. Not the elite hedge fund managers. It’s the nurses. The doctors. The delivery drivers. The carers. The porters. The teachers. The shelf stackers. The check out staff. #COVID19

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@dalle_rutledge

5 years

Don’t move to Wyoming.

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@dalle_rutledge

5 years

I like how people in cities get to decide what’s best for the environment. Cities that encroach on the habitats of species. Meanwhile, those of us who can coexist with these species and actually take extreme caution in the way we handle the land are always under fire.

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@dalle_rutledge

4 years

Being with someone who genuinely understands your work ethic and doesn’t get butthurt over sudden schedule changes >>>>>

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@dalle_rutledge

5 years

I just put my muck boots on the wrong feet on the first of May. Probably because it’s THE FIRST OF FUCKING MAY AND IM STILL WEARING INSULATED MUCK BOOTS.

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@dalle_rutledge

6 years

Gathering cows to cake is getting to be a breeze. I stopped at the end cause I thought she was stuck in the creek. 🤦🏼‍♀️😂 Poppy.

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@dalle_rutledge

3 years

When you’re too poor to cull for disposition...

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@dalle_rutledge

4 years

“CoWs aRe sMarT, inTeLLigeNt CreAtURes”

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@dalle_rutledge

5 years

I’m a slut for some baldy heifers.

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@dalle_rutledge

4 years

If y’all think Carole Baskins is crazy AND A FRAUD, you should meet the rest of PETA. She’s pretty garden variety.

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@dalle_rutledge

4 years

Welp I came home from trading some bits tonight to find my Hereford horse injured beyond repair. I’m not known as a softie, but I loved Hereford a lot and putting her down was one of the hardest things I’ve had to deal with. Send a prayer up for the cute half draft.

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@dalle_rutledge

4 years

There is nothing worse than defending someone and then finding out that those accusations were correct.

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@dalle_rutledge

3 years

Here’s some advice you didn’t ask for...

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@dalle_rutledge

6 years

Just so ya know honey, that bitchy personality and shitty disposition still make you more of a cull cow not a replacement heifer. Even if you are the prettiest thing for miles.

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@dalle_rutledge

6 years

My ex thing asked me if we could “bang out all of our problems.” Normally, I wouldn’t even reply but I couldn’t help but let him know that most problems take longer than 30 seconds to solve.

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@dalle_rutledge

4 years

I only take apologies in the forms of silver bits, a brand necklace, and well bred fillies.

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@dalle_rutledge

1 year

At least I don’t have to fake orgasms anymore. #messy

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@dalle_rutledge

6 years

“Idk why I’m single.” Me anytime a male looks at me:

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@dalle_rutledge

3 years

Everyone talks about mourning your inner child, but what about mourning the partner you were before you had your heart and self esteem destroyed. That shits real nostalgic.

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@dalle_rutledge

2 years

The government: If you can’t afford gas, that’s not our problem, buy a Tesla.🤡 The literal CEO of Tesla: for fucks sake 🤦🏼‍♀️

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@dalle_rutledge

4 years

On the subject of rapists and child molesters.

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@dalle_rutledge

6 years

Just cause you ain’t in Vegas don’t mean you can’t look the part. 😜

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@dalle_rutledge

5 years

Oh look, dog food.

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@dalle_rutledge

2 years

Twin bull calves, and she loves both of them, AND has the bag for it?! This is the best day I’ve had in a long time.

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@dalle_rutledge

5 years

Yeah it’s real attractive once or twice but then you figure out she doesn’t need you to do anything for her and wham your save the damsel in distress complex gets all upsetti and then it ain’t cute anymore so you go save bell-bottom of the ball at your local bar.

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I once saw a girl get covered in cow shit while saving a calf that was born in a feedyard and she never complained once. That’s still one of the most attractive things I’ve ever seen a girl do.

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@dalle_rutledge

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I’m fully aware that the chances of me having a wedding are very very slim, but I still have a wedding board on Pinterest because I am in fact female and we all have a guilty little desire to plan 86 different ceremonial and reception scenarios.

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@dalle_rutledge

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Fighting is trashy, I said what I said.

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@dalle_rutledge

4 years

Do I pay a little more than I’d like for an unhandled two year old or

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@dalle_rutledge

3 years

I can drink a fuck pile of coffee and then lay down and nap, it’s my super power.

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@dalle_rutledge

4 years

“AbSOLuTeLy nO mArEs” Pussy.

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@dalle_rutledge

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My ex was shitty af, but at least he had substance. Having a conversation with most of you is like talking to a cedar post.

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