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Daisy Haggard

@daisy_haggard

2 years

4 year old is livid because she thought we were travelling by FAIRY.. not FERRY 😬

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4 years

Dear @sainsburys .. thank you for thoughtfully substituting my 2kg of ice order with FROZEN PEAS. My G&T is outstanding!

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My 4yo shouted across the street to a friend “ you wanna come and play with us ?!” Then after a short pause she added softly “ I won’t try and kill you” . Then turned to me and roared with laughter. She is 4 and I love her and am definitely going to keep her.

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3 years

This prick again…. #breeders3

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4 years

Today=sacked off home school, was a grump,cried when tidying kids toys, listened to frozen2 soundtrack 15 times,spilt ketchup on tits, cleaned 14 dog shits and what’s that on my arm?? Now drinking aperol and grateful to have my gang and health. It’s everything.Hang on in there!❤️

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#backtolife is coming BACK .. Delighted to finally get going on season 2!! And spoiler alert.. MIRI HAS FOUND HER OLD CRIMPER !! 🍦❤️

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@daisy_haggard

3 years

Just found my old school report. I am really surprised I didn’t end up working in technology.

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4 years

My daughter has written a homage to the chicken kebab. I am delighted. I wonder how my vegetarian husband feels about this..

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3 years

My daughter just pulled a tampon out of my bag and said very loudly “ this is for your fanny mummy” how is YOUR Wednesday going ?

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Daisy Haggard

@daisy_haggard

3 years

My 4 year old puked into an empty quavers packet yesterday and it put me off crisps for 24 hours. It was awful. But I’m back guys. Think it’s going to be ok.

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Daisy Haggard

@daisy_haggard

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Our daughter has just set up her camera to record her toys when she isn’t in the room. WHICH IS BASICALLY THE START OF A FUCKING TERRIFYING HORROR FILM.

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Daisy Haggard

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5 years

We have a second series of #BackToLife people!! Big thanks to @bbcthree and @Showtime

BBC3 goes Back to Life again

Second series for Daisy Haggard's Showtime co-pro

www.broadcastnow.co.uk

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Daisy Haggard

@daisy_haggard

3 years

Happy movers day to all the movers and shakers out there. Keep moving.

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Daisy Haggard

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3 years

He has forgotten he put the kids fluffy ear hair band on when he was tidying hours ago, and I’m not going to tell him.

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4 years

Today we got married. Under the strict instructions of a 5 year old. We were dressed, made up and forced to sombrely dance whist she shouted “ DON’T LAUGH THIS IS A WEDDIN” .. please send help @SolomonGreyBand #lockdowndayfuckknows #justmarried

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Daisy Haggard

@daisy_haggard

3 years

Yeah baby .. we have a date .. ⁦ @bbcthree ⁩ #backtolife

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@daisy_haggard

3 years

“If you die and daddy married someone else I hope she will have black hair because I prefer that, but also don’t be sad because your hair is ok “ 😬

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Daisy Haggard

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2 years

Apparently this is what I look like.

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2 years

Our amazing dad 💔. Piers Haggard, ‘Pennies From Heaven’ Director Who Worked With Liza Minnelli, Dies at 83 via @variety

Piers Haggard, ‘Pennies From Heaven’ Director Who Worked With Liza Minnelli, Dies at 83

Director Piers Haggard, best known for his film 'Pennies From Heaven' and working with Liza Minnelli, has died.

variety.com

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Daisy Haggard

@daisy_haggard

3 years

I wrap presents so fucking badly that I have to pretend my kids did it.

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Daisy Haggard

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5 years

Good god.I was 99.999 percent sure this was a lemon.

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4 years

5 yr old - “mummy when you die I’m going to dig you up and get you back working again”..

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Daisy Haggard

@daisy_haggard

3 years

Such an unpleasant man.

Adrian Edmondson ❎

@AdrianEdmondson

3 years

I loved 'Back To Life' series 1 so much I wrote @daisy_haggard a fan letter. She replied by giving me a part in series 2. He's a very unpleasant bully. Not sure what she's trying to say... But it starts on Tuesday!

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Daisy Haggard

@daisy_haggard

4 years

My 5 year old just shook her head darkly and called Boris Johnson a chatterbox.

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Daisy Haggard

@daisy_haggard

4 years

Anyone who is finding this January shitter than all previous January’s . YOU ARE NOT ALONE. ❤️❤️❤️

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Daisy Haggard

@daisy_haggard

3 years

Often my husband times his farts with significant/ earnest moments in films we are invested in. Or when a character leans over or sits down. This is one of the many reasons he is my true love.

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Daisy Haggard

@daisy_haggard

4 years

So grateful for all the gorgeous messages about #BackToLife since it surprised me by popping up on @NetflixUK this week. Keep spreading the word! ..Season two will be with you as soon as it’s allowed!! Sending love and stay safe ❤️🍦❤️❤️❤️

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Daisy Haggard

@daisy_haggard

4 years

Oh no my fingers have put on weight due to the amount I love eating and drinking, so If you see me without my wedding ring it’s not a divorce, it’s a sausagey finger situation.

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Daisy Haggard

@daisy_haggard

4 years

Hi guys. It’s my birthday tomorrow and I really would like an awful amount of attention.

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Daisy Haggard

@daisy_haggard

3 years

I sat on ⁦ @TheGNShow ⁩ red chair and swore a lot. Hopefully they cut at least two of my swears out or my parents will tell me off.

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Daisy Haggard

@daisy_haggard

5 years

Tell all your mates who haven’t seen #backtolife to give it a whirl this weekend. Sofa, blanket , @BBCiPlayer with a bag of #frazzles or salty snack of their choice.

Daisy Haggard: ‘Seeing the love for Back to Life spread has made me happy'

The star and creator of the word-of-mouth TV hit on researching with ex-cons, mature sex and why she got kicked out of school science class

www.theguardian.com

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Daisy Haggard

@daisy_haggard

3 years

I WON AN AWARD ..MY FIRST EVER OH MY GOD

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@boydhilton

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It’s A Sin! Ted Lasso! @alexander_olly ! @daisy_haggard ! @RomeshRanga ! @BigTomD ! @richardosman ! @RoseAylingEllis ! @pernicegiovann1 ! Congratulations to these and all the winners of the @heatworld Unmissables Awards for the best in TV & pop culture 2021….

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Daisy Haggard

@daisy_haggard

7 years

When discussing fairies with your 3yrold at bed time .. DO NOT Point to a passing clothes moth and say “ maybe thats a fairy” and then forget and try and Kill it with a book 5 mins later..

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@daisy_haggard

3 years

If the Goddess that is Jamie Lee Curtis likes #backtolife maybe you will too .. ❤️🍜🦙🍦 @Showtime @bbcthree

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2 years

Late to the party but one of my favourite things about #TraitorsUK is the endless variety in the spelling of the accused names.

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Daisy Haggard

@daisy_haggard

3 years

That thing when your kid has a fall at the end of a long day, and they’re screaming in pain, so you scan their face anxiously to gage how bad it is, and then they pause and ask “ what’s for pudding?” before they resume screaming and you realise they are absolutely fucking fine.

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Daisy Haggard

@daisy_haggard

3 years

My daughter just told me my tummy was “all squishy like a booby” but it’s her birthday so I have to be nice to her.

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Daisy Haggard

@daisy_haggard

5 years

It’s my birthday so I need an awful amount of attention

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@daisy_haggard

3 years

My 6 year old just made up a joke … why did the daddy cross the road ? To marry a cow named Daisy Haggard.

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Daisy Haggard

@daisy_haggard

3 years

#BackToLife is now up on @BBCiPlayer ! Get nice cup of tea or coffee and get back into bed with a big bag of frazzles. Hope you enjoy the crazy ride ❤️❤️❤️❤️🦙

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Daisy Haggard

@daisy_haggard

4 years

And we are BACK. .. #Breeders2 @skytv @FXNetworks @BreedersTV

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@daisy_haggard

4 years

When this is over I’m going to have a really big party with all of the crisps and YOU ARE ALL INVITED.

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Daisy Haggard

@daisy_haggard

3 years

Good god.

BAFTA

@BAFTA

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Nominated for Female Performance in a Comedy Programme 🏆😂 📺 Aimee Lou Wood - Sex Education 📺 Daisy Haggard - Breeders 📺 Daisy May Cooper - This Country 📺 Emma Mackey - Sex Education 📺 Gbemisola Ikumelo - Famalam 📺 Mae Martin - Feel Good #VirginMediaBAFTAs

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3 years

Remembering when my babysitter cancelled with this message.

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6 years

now I’ve started spreading Brie on the left over potatoes. Somebody please call the police.

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@daisy_haggard

3 years

My 4 year old made her own perfume yesterday and at the very end she added CRISPS. I have finally found my scent.

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@daisy_haggard

5 years

Anyone who wants to dismantle something as exceptional as the NHS CAN SUCK MY FAT ONE. Spent a night in A and E with my babe and all was solved with gentle efficiency and endless bubble blowing. Thank you @nhsenglandldn we are lucky to have you. LETS NOT FUCK THIS UP. #saveournhs

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Daisy Haggard

@daisy_haggard

5 years

No YOU’RE having a crisp party !

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@daisy_haggard

5 years

I tell you what really helps with writing #backtolife 2? Hearing #BabyShark on loop downstairs. It really helps. It really does.

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@daisy_haggard

3 years

Ok so .. if you haven’t seen #backtolife season 1 then get to it IMMEDIATELY as season 2 is nearly cooked and ready to be dished up.. or if you have seen it then maybe you want a little refresher !It can be found on @BBCiPlayer and @NetflixUK .. bring crisps !

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Daisy Haggard: ‘Seeing the love for Back to Life spread has made me happy'

The star and creator of the word-of-mouth TV hit on researching with ex-cons, mature sex and why she got kicked out of school science class

www.theguardian.com

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@daisy_haggard

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All 6 eps og #Backtolife are up as a box set on BBC iPlayer now for a good old naughty binge!! Or you can catch up on the first and then go weekly every Monday 10.35pm on BBC One ..To binge or not to binge.. you choose!

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@daisy_haggard

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The final episode of #BackToLife airs next week. If you haven’t already then set aside a few hours for binging.. feet up, lights down low, crisps obvs and @BBCiPlayer , perhaps a little blanket on your lap if it’s chilly. Then if you like it,tell a mate, and if you don’t sshhh.

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Daisy Haggard

@daisy_haggard

4 years

Here is ANOTHER picture of #Martinfreeman wishing a less silly/overexcitable actress had got the part. Tough Titties I say. #Breeders @skytv @FXNetworks

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@daisy_haggard

4 years

Fuck Off magpie. Or come back with a friend.

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@daisy_haggard

3 years

Season 2 of #backtolife is coming so so soon !!! ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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@Showtime

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Crimped hair✔️ High heels ✔️ Positive attitude✔️ Miri’s got this. (We hope.) Season 2 of #BackToLife premieres September 13.

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@daisy_haggard

4 years

Guys ! #backtolife is coming to @NetflixUK tomorrow!! So get your little tootsies up and empty three bags of crisps in a bowl and binge it all ... Happy new year xxx

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@daisy_haggard

4 years

First day filming after lockdown = Spanx.

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@daisy_haggard

4 years

Before you get a puppy, It’s really really important to remember that they are total twats.

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@daisy_haggard

4 years

My daughter just shouted “ my tummy is sore so I’m having a calm poo, will you come and give me a cuddle ?” How’s YOUR Friday night going ? #wildnights

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@daisy_haggard

3 years

A huge thank you to everyone who has helped spread the word or sent lovely messages about #BackToLife season 2! We all think you are very charming and have impeccable taste and we REALLY like you ❤️❤️🦙🍦

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@daisy_haggard

5 years

My 5 year old keeps spontaneously crying because “you’re going to die so soon because you’re so so old and it’s your birthday soon and you’re going to be EVEN OLDER” which is not remotely unnerving/ bad for my ego.

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Daisy Haggard

@daisy_haggard

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Had lots of lovely messages mistakenly worrying that #backtolife has been cancelled! But do not worry, it was in fact a decision we came to ourselves to end the story exactly as we did , and I’m so proud of the story we told! ❤️💜💜💚🦙💜💜🩷🩷🍦

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@daisy_haggard

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I’ve just explained how babies are made to my daughter and she is absolutely appalled. She keeps asking me if I’m ok and was it really really gross. I have terrible giggles, send help.

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@daisy_haggard

4 years

Why does nobody tell you that 99 percent of parenthood is putting tiny clothes on tiny fucking dolls ?

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@daisy_haggard

4 years

My daughter stopped someone in the street to excitedly tell them we have a new tap. We do have a new tap but shitting hell our chat stinks.

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@daisy_haggard

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This is exciting .. ooohhhhhh

SHOWTIME

@Showtime

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After 18 years behind bars, Miri Matteson is stumbling back into adult life. New #Showtime comedy series #BackToLife starring @Daisy_Haggard premieres October 6!

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@daisy_haggard

4 years

My husband took over the food order for 2.. because he thought I was “ tired and wouldn’t get it right “

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@daisy_haggard

2 years

My 4 year old just told me that eyelashes come from when you “leave your mums VRRRAGINA” she thinks you pick them up on the way out.😱. #pubelash

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@daisy_haggard

4 years

#backtolife is nominated for an international Emmy! Yipppeeee.. you can still catch it on @Showtime and @BBCiPlayer ..

International Emmy Awards

@iemmys

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And the 48th International Emmy Nominees are... #iemmys

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3 years

And it’s a wrap on #backtolife .. I’d like to thank my husband fir his encouraging wrap gift ..

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@daisy_haggard

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Thanks for watching .. ( this is the time we all had to charge out of a door that seemed to go somewhere ..but it was actually cupboard .. Tv magic ) @ignatius_sancho @craigfairbrass

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5 years

Please be my best friend

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4 years

One day I’ll be sexy and cool. One day @grahnort

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@daisy_haggard

5 years

If you haven’t yet .. pour yourself a big beer/( herbal tea), crack open the frazzles and snuggle in and get down and dirty with #BackToLife on the old @BBCiPlayer ..

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5 years

Is anyone else panic eating?

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@daisy_haggard

3 years

I’m working on a Saturday and my 6 year old has just called me to tell me I need to “ quit this job “ because there are “too many bad words” in it AND now I’m working on a “ family day”. So I guess no season 2 of #BackToLife then. Sorry guys.

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@daisy_haggard

4 years

Ooohh eeeekkkkkkk

International Emmy Awards

@iemmys

4 years

Nominee Highlight for Comedy: " @SHOBackToLife " produced by @Showtime / @twobrospictures , #UnitedKingdom Winners announced Nov 23, at the 48th International Emmy Award Ceremony streaming online at #iemmyNOM #iemmys

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Daisy Haggard

@daisy_haggard

3 years

Once while leaving a tube station, I was thinking about candles and I accidentally blew on the oyster reader instead of tapping my Oyster card. And then I realised and tried to style it out by pretending I was blowing dust off it. What’s the silliest thing you’ve ever done?

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@daisy_haggard

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My daughter just screamed in shock when she saw my script sides because there were “ too many very bad words” .. #backtolife season 2 .. coming soon....

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5 years

I’m cleaning the fridge whilst the kids have a spider funeral.. how’s your day going?

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@daisy_haggard

5 years

What a huge coincidence of a Friday morn !! .... @LucyandYak #breeders

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@daisy_haggard

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This evening/afternoon/day I have not had one single crisp and I feel very wobbly and also terribly thin.

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@daisy_haggard

3 years

I love cheese so much that last night I got out of bed at 1am and ate cheese. It’s all going very well.

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And that’s a wrap on #breeders4 @skytv @FXNetworks 💜❤️💜

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@daisy_haggard

5 years

It’s kind of chilly so get on the sofa with a duvet. Pour yourself a pint of wine / or squash. Crack open some chipsticks and flick onto @BBCiPlayer and start watching #backtolife . Pause after ep 2 and order a curry. Sunday sorted. Thank you Daisy.

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@daisy_haggard

5 years

A childfree moment .. so trying to write #backtolife 2 with this old boys head on my arm ..

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@daisy_haggard

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So proud of my friend ❤️

‘It’s gone on too long. Push me over the edge’: Diana Rigg’s dying wishes in the grip of cancer

Rachael Stirling reflects on her mother’s final months – and listens back to the recordings the actor made then, racked with pain, as a passionate advocate of assisted dying

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Somebody has sent me a box of prawn cocktail quavers .. I would love to marry this person urgently but I do not know who they are? If this person is you see you at Brixton registry office tomo morning. ❤️

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@daisy_haggard

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If you want to know how hungover I am today then I will not answer you. I will simply tell you that I ordered 20 cheese straws from gails bakery on Deliveroo and you can figure out the rest for yourself.

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The first 10 mins of UP are a “DON’T CRY” test I will absolutely without a shadow of a doubt NEVER PASS.

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4 years

No YOU just very nearly uploaded a giant snow penis to your kids homeschooling platform.

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Every time you tell one of your friends to watch #backtolife a fairy comes back to life. Just sayin.

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Bored ? Terrified ? Worried about the world ? Need to see someone with bad hair getting repeatedly knocked down but getting up again ??GET A MASSIVE BAG OF CRISPMAS CRISPS AND WATCH #BackToLife on @BBCiPlayer or @Showtime or catch the first season on @NetflixUK ..❤️❤️❤️❤️🦙🍦🧇❤️

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4 years

My new publicity photo

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I just went to parents evening a week early.

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@daisy_haggard

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At least 8 times a day our daughter says “ Alexa! Play frozen 2 soundtrack“ and my husband and I look at each other darkly and start to sadly mouth the words to the song “ some things never change” “some things stay the same” ... whilst crying and drinking gin. #lockdownn

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@daisy_haggard

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To anyone feeling lonely tonight. YOU ARE NOT ALONE. And this too shall pass. Big cyber hug !! Happy new year xxx

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