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Where football meets life. Expect sarcasm.

Belfast, Northern Ireland
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3 years
🥳MIKE DEAN IS RETIRING AT THE END OF THIS SEASON 🥳
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Carragher says nobody expected Liverpool to be in the title race, so they've overachieved. Nobody expected Arsenal to be in the title race last season, yet they apparently bottled it.
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Michael Oliver booked Arsenal sub, Myles Lewis-Skelly for talking to David Raya before Raya went down needing treatment. PGMOL confirmed that the caution was for ‘showing a lack of respect for the game’. For talking to his own goalkeeper.
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Leicester's game today is postponed, their 5th postponement, but it's Arsenal's request that is causing pundits to say this needs to stop
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The 'power shift' in North London from Arsenal to Spurs has now ended after 7 years. In that time, Spurs won 0 trophies. Arsenal won 4.
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"Arsenal were trailing and heading for defeat" writes The Telegraph about the Southampton game where Arsenal were behind for three minutes.
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They're moaning on the Athletics pod about Trossard being able to serve his suspension in the Carabao Cup and then scoring and assisting v Leicester. Yes, it's a stupid rule. But again, why is it an issue now?
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"I think it’s a mistake. I think it’s another lazy signing. No other Premier League team was going for him." Paul Merson on Odegaard at the start of the season
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2 years
Palace fouls 11. Cards 0 Arsenal fouls 6. Cards 2 So as it was, it shall forever be.
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They're singing 'Are you watching Arsenal' as they lose 2-0 and miss out on Champions League to Aston Villa. Forever in our shadow.
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Mark Clattenburg on the penalty: This was a defining decision in a match with so much riding on the result and I’m not sure I would have given this.
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"I had no choice" says a ref who chose not to do the same thing in the first half.
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"They have enhancement of performances through financial resources which are unlimited. For me, it's a kind of doping because it's not in any way linked to their resources," Arsene Wenger, 2005
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A lot of pundits on the main papers' podcasts were adamant that Trossard should have been booked for his barge alone. Haaland did this twice, once to Saliba, once to Partey (which was worse). No pundit seemed to notice.
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No yellow here BTW
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Perfect. No notes.
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Hey @BBCMOTD you should probably include this tonight. You won't, but you probably should as you discuss 'letter of the law'
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David James says Bukayo Saka should leave Arsenal if he wants to win trophies. James, who played until he was 44, won the League Cup & FA Cup. Saka, who is 21, already has an FA Cup.
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Jack Wilshere will be buying his kids the Aarhus away shirt as he believes the home shirt is a bit too 'Spursy'
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"I just don't know what he's doing there, Granit Xhaka has given the referee no choice but to send him off..."
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2 years
Nice play Marseille on Sunday. So that's Nicolas Pepe and Aaron Ramsey vs Matteo Guendouzi, Alexis Sanchez, Sead Kolasinac and Nuno Tavares
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Ever heard Arteta being asked if he felt Saka was targeted after any game?
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Pep Guardiola says @Arsenal did NOT deliberately target Rodri on Sunday, with the midfielder now facing 'a long time’ on the sidelines ❌ The @ManCity boss also reveals he and Arteta have exchanged friendly text messages following the 2-2 draw 🤝 🔗
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Honestly, if I was Ange, I'd quit after this. Tell the fans to go fuck themselves and go to a proper club
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Postecoglu praised Udogie for 'dominating' Saka. Udogie, who should have been sent off, lost 10 of his 19 ground battles, won only half his tackles, was dispossessed 3 times, was dribbled past twice, won no aerial duels, and committed 4 fouls
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I feel like Unai Emery would bench Dennis Bergkamp.
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2 years
Just imagining Odegaard playing that Mane pass and it bouncing off Lacazette's foot for a goal kick
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Manchester City have done to Harry Kane what they did to Alexis Sanchez when he was at Arsenal, except it's funny this time.
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Funny how it only becomes 'cheating' when Arsenal do it...
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Kieran Tierney is doing this thing where he crosses the ball and it finds people. So weird.
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Mad that PGMOL has a ref that can see through bodies to notice Declan Rice roll a ball 3 millimetres but also a ref who can't see Vicario handle the ball outside the box right in front of his face.
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Gallas: "It was a mistake for Arsenal to hire Arteta" Not as much of a mistake as signing you
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Bein Sports saying the refs are just making the rules up as they go along and Arsenal fans right to be furious
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Tottenham are angry Arsenal have asked to have the game postponed. Fuckers have had half their season postponed and we ask for one game...
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"I mean, I just don't know what Granit Xhaka was thinking there. He gave the referee no choice but to send him off"
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It was a 2-2 draw, Oliver. a DRAW.
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Arsenal fouls 12. Cards 5 Liverpool fouls 13. Cards 2
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Referee deflected the ball, allowing Man City to break and score, Arsenal players were annoyed, Arsenal get charged by FA...It's the same charge the men got for being annoyed about Gabriel's red card. Something of a pattern here...
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This app 🤣
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No definitive angle = goal against Arsenal No definitive angle = no Arsenal goal
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"that's not a red card" says Neville as Arsenal fans globally type "if that was Granit Xhaka..."
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According to Forbes, Mathieu Flamini's net worth is now around €11 billion
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This photo is art.
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There is no shame losing the Premier League to 115 charges City on the final day. There is plenty of shame celebrating your own club losing and missing out on Champions League football.
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Two hands. No penalty. This is becoming a theme...
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Reminder that Oliver didn't book the Wolves player when he hacked Martinelli down on the halfway line. He didn't *have*to do that.
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If I was Arteta, I'd tell England Saka is injured, after getting no protection in this game, and to shove their friendlies up their hole.
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5 years
When Unai Emery was 14 a creative midfielder stole his girlfriend.
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So, Arsenal wanted to play the game behind closed doors and the police said no. Arsenal wanted to flip the fixture but that wasn't allowed. either. Yet we still have to play it before the WC break and might not be able to move any other fixtures to accommodate. Very helpful 🤪
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Mikel Arteta. The only manager who ever moans, eh? 🙄
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Former referee Keith Hackett has claimed that phone calls were made instructing pundits to quieten down in their criticism of officials, following Arsenal's defeat to Newcastle United. More here -
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Good morning with a classic Wengerism from 9 years ago
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Danny Murphy is annoyed that Aaron Ramsdale celebrated Bruno missing a penalty - "He didn't even save it", says he's 'lost the plot' 🤡
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Pablo Mari has now been missing for 55 days and nobody has noticed
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When Arsenal opened the Emirates they went 21 games unbeaten. But four is a good effort 👍
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Mikel Arteta to manage his old club against his old club after his last game for his old club against his old club.
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Mail on Sunday gave Harry Kane a 7 and Bukayo Saka a 6.5.
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Mohamed Elneny survives another transfer window. Man is a cat.
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Jose Mourinho losing 6-1, Arsenal playing football that didn't make us want to die, Tottenham losing twice and now this. What. A. Week.
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Not one of Vivianne Miedema's 100 goals (in 110 games) was a penalty.
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% of minutes given to u21 players: Arsenal 11.3% Man City 7.8% Liverpool 6.7% Chelsea 5.9% Man United 4.7% Tottenham 0% Source -
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This game is a perfe t example of why Arsenal get more red cards than Burnley
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Eddie Howe calling for 'more severe' punishments for managers who 'bully' referees. How about we start with the corruption of your entire club and work from there, Eddie, huh?
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I've never seen a player grabbed and thrown around as much Gabriel Jesus these last two matches and not one yellow card has been shown
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Apologies to all non Arsenal fans but all you're going to get from Arsenal fans the rest of the season is highlighting things others don't get sent off for that Arsenal players do.
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Whatever you think of Mesut Ozil as a footballer, Unai Emery is being a right dick about it all.
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Red card. No card.
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“It was only fair that if we beat Arsenal we had to go to Spurs and beat them." Graham Potter
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Fascinating how Motd focus on Calafiori not getting sent off (got lucky) but no mention of what Leicester got away with.
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Elneny is just an incredibly consistent 7 of a player. Rarely exceptional, rarely shit. Just does the simple things consistently.
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Might look like it, but Arsenal's anger is not because of one match, it's after years of it. It's the Gabriel Martinelli double yellow, it's the non-red for Kovacic, it's the penalties never given and the stupid reasons they give to rule out goals. It's all of it.
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Watching that Vicario deliberate handball outside the box it becomes even more evident that referees have far more 'choice' than they told us after Declan Rice.
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Every time something ridiculous happens in an Arsenal game because of the officials, the same thing is not punished in the very next game. All. Season. Long.
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Imagine sending abuse to someone who looks this happy to sign for Arsenal...
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Predictions for today? I'm going with 3-0, feeling confident. A goal for Havertz.
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Straight leg into Odegaard's shin. Not a yellow. Kicking the ball away 40 yards Not a yellow. Elbow to Saka's face. Not a free kick. Shirt pull on Saka. Not a yellow. Off the ball shove on Saka. Not a free kick. 2 Brighton players calling for a yellow. Not a yellow.
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Clattenburg says Havertz challenge wasn't a red but "Had Stuart Attwell sent off Bruno Guimaraes and not Kai Havertz for his earlier tackle he’d have lost the respect of the players". Amazing.
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Chris Kavanagh is on VAR for the United game, btw
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Didn’t have a choice but to send Dec off but that challenge is ok? What are we doing?
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If Arsenal beat Wolves tonight I hope they celebrate like they've won the World Cup
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Earlier this morning, Arsenal's Rafaelle lifted the Copa America as Brazil captain. Tonight, Arsenal's Leah Williamson lifts the Euro trophy as England captain 👏
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Kieran Tierney - "My best mate at Arsenal would be Rob Holding"
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Unai Emery got 78 games as Arsenal boss and we sacked him after 20 defeats. Arteta has had 88 and has lost 25. Emery drew 15, Arteta has drawn 16. He's not better. There is no progress and it's always 'wait til [insert thing] then we will see'. We've seen. It's not working.
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If we imagine Elneny has done his ACL and will be out 9 months - a year, that would mean Arsenal dumping him half way through his rehab. We aren't that sort of club.
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Arsenal signing Martin Odegaard for less than they paid for Shkodran Mustafi. What a world.
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Tottenham Hotspur's reported pursuit of Sporting Lisbon's Morten Hjulmand has hit an unusual snag. The midfielder's potential move has become complicated by an unexpected detail – an Arsenal tattoo and Hjulmand's admitted childhood admiration of the Gunners.
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Morning 😊
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Chelsea look set to sell Omari Hutchinson this summer after a season on loan with Ipswich. The youngster, who was impatient at Arsenal and left for Chelsea in 2022, has made 2 appearances for them.
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By the standard of that Ben White yellow, which was a yellow, Fulham should have three. They have none.
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One point between amazing Spurs and awful Arsenal. One point.
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Granit Xhaka would have been sent off three times in this game.
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Troy Deeney thinks Burnley can take advantage of Arsenal's weaknesses at set-pieces. Arsenal have conceded 0 goals from set pieces this season.
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'Tottenham only defended, Zurich only defended - if you do that you won't stand a chance against them.' Bodo/Glimt's head coach, Kjetil Knutsen on Arsenal
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The referee made a choice to not book Pedro and make a choice to give Declan Rice a second yellow. It's that simple.
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22 years after taking his own life, Justin Fashanu, the first £1m black footballer and prof. to come out as gay, will finally be inducted into the Football Hall of Fame. He would have turned 59 today.
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Arsenal will finish at least 3 places above where they finished last season but are 'stuck in a vicious cycle' according to the Daily Mail
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-if we’re going to give this as a penalty, I could find plenty of other examples when the same ‘foul’ has occurred in the box in other games. The inconsistency is frustrating because when this happens next week in another Premier League game, will it be given?
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20% of current first choice Premier League keepers play or played for Arsenal.
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Zinchenko has made 2 fouls in the league for Arsenal and has 2 yellows. He received 4 yellow cards in 5 years at City.
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Arsene Wenger wants to change the offside rule so there has to be daylight between last man and attacker.
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The loudest the Tottenham Hotspur stadium has been all night is when Tottenham Hotspur are losing. What a club.
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Morning
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