Elif Battyman @dadfister420 Twitter profile

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3 years

Why do I have to perform gender can’t I do gender stage crew

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It’s odd to me that coquette-ish aesthetic reading has turned to like Didion and Babitz and not Anaïs Nin and Colette who did that kind of thing in a much less tersely American, “dreamy, tender” way. Seems few young ppl read Anaïs Nin without whom we could not have e.g. Ernaux

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Soft, vulnerable, serious, dreamy, tender, and so near to me—beyond all words.

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It’s nice to have options I guess

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3 years

met an honest-to-god himbo today. immediately after we had sex this man asks me for my number, gets up, goes to the fridge, starts drinking whole milk straight from the jug, and starts monologuing about the time he did psychedelic toads with a shaman in Mexico

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New text abbreviations. Try these out next time you chat with someone you love ib1: it behooves one bid: but I digress ggm: Good god, man! ggmwgi2u: Good god, man! What has gotten into you? 2wdiotp: to whom do I owe the pleasure

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1 year

Girl thats Laval-Ouest quit being dramatic…

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1 year

Queering the Map.

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I have nothing to promote but myself. I’m 6’2” and I’ll let you explain astrology to me DM me

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3 years

You’re a mess you slop bitch: Situating the Self as a Site of Resistance

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@depthsofwiki 20 minutes later

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heavy is the head that wears the birthday boy’s special birthday hat

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Pulling this one out of the drafts. Upon reflection it’s clear that it’s a vestigial feature of that tendency being rooted in Dimes Squareish fetishism of midcentury American literary chic. My hope for this year is that people embrace the diary as a tool for self-experimentation!

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2 years

THE GIRLS ARE FIGHTING

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@SweatieAngle Rest assured this injustice will be rectified immediately Ive informed my team of 20+ insatiably horny gay guys and were on the case

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4 years

americans will make fun of throat singing then go listen to some white boy from wisconsin whine about how he “nyeAVurrr wannid.... ta hurt yeWWW” in 13/8

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3 years

I will never escape the Linguistics department

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1 year

FUCK they made catholic eboys jvais péter un câble!!!

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@lakeeater This is how my hs French teacher explained Ionesco to us

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3 years

he gave me a t-shirt from the psychedelic toad clinic his parents are opening up in florida

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4 years

people (including myself) lambast uchicago for being disengaged and theoretical. but amid the panic, students have organized to help each other move, to figure shit out, to give each other our all. this community is built on love. i’ve never been so proud to be a uchicago student

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I have incredible evil gay guy plans for NYE stay tuned

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@thedigitaldash_ i'm huge on going to grocery/convenience stores if i'm in another country, idk why

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Lesser-known???? Maybe I'm too UChicago brained but this reads as insane to me

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3 years

Really didn’t expect this to do as well as it did but I’m grateful lmao!

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3 years

Arts reporter Aazer Siddiqui writes, “["LILAC"] is about the queasy recollection of moments where you gambled and lost, and above all, the flat realization that you are "here", "now", looking back at the end of an era.”

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3 years

pussy from a girl who has to make an L with her fingers to tell left from right

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3 years

@ChicagoMaroon Thanks everyone for the kind words! I really didn’t expect this review to do so well, since (by my own admission) I’m not a huge K-pop person. Even as an outsider to the genre I hope I was able to do IU and K-pop in general justice! Stream LILAC lol 💜

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2 years

Update: he has just kicked me out of his apartment because we disagreed about Claire Denis’ “Beau Travail”

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girl across from me at this thai restaurant in miami is reading turn of the screw, sipping on her moscow mule, devouring a family sized portion of pad thai. valentino chain bag on the table ann demeulemeester combat boots on her feet… i wish we could be friends

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3 years

I found some old-ass weed in the bottom of a grinder and smoked it and got high as balls and made some tofu katsu and broccoli in garlic butter sauce and rice

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2 years

the best part of having a car isnt being able to go places its being able to sit in it eating mcdonalds while its raining

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3 years

got to in-person class and had sneak out to the bathroom with my laptop to wipe cum off of it

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2 years

Every meal I eat in this horrible country feels like this

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4 years

Stop Calling Yourself A Himbo You're An Underweight Marxist-Leninist Challenge

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4 years

first of all, what we’re NOT gonna do is call him genghis when he went by chinggis

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1 year

@cooperlund I think she’s making a decently smart bet that coming gens will learn even more of these basic life skills not from their parents (too busy drinking Ghias and slacking) but from the internet, esp when theres already a gen of kids raised by iPads. I learned to tie my shoes online

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2 years

why doesn’t the reg have an indoor smoking lounge

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2 years

this supreme court decision is incredibly angering to say the least. it's scary that the logic of the (poorly-reasoned and written) opinion authored by Alito stands to threaten all sorts of other rights not explicitly guaranteed by a literal reading of the constitution

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3 years

this guy just reinvented the university of chicago

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3 years

In 10 years bitches will be like “cinnamon bun that looks like a cinnamon bun but could kill you | INFP | ♌️💖🌈🌿| Goldman Sachs Mergers and Acquisitions”

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3 years

LSAT today wish me luck!

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3 years

Wake up at 8:30 am start doing work at 11 pm I am living as God intended us to live

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@dadfister420

1 year

I wanted to post a video of me lapping up this brandy old fashioned from a bowl like a dog but unfortunately we live in a police state and “nobody would like that.” Anyways shoutout Wisconsin

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2 years

was having gay sex when I realzied I'd rather be watching gilmore girls and getting high so i stopped. also i'm tweeting this as the guy puts his clothes on

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1 year

@thechosenberg I think this is an extremely common archetype if you grew up around a lot of first-gen Asian kids but this is interesting to see because in general it’s an archetype that is extremely offline or at least does not post

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8 months

incredible act of contempt for life and art; not only in incredibly poor taste but incoherent. the author is unable to build a case and instead piles on suggestive questions: first he is a stooge, then he plays the victim, then a uppity arab. hate scatters the mind

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"Alareer’s work, tenderly keening at its best and banal and formulaic at its average, relies on strained cultural and historical transpositions." On the intifada generation that sacrificed its poets, from @MaximDShrayer .

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@LegoRacers2 idk if joking but heres data to add to Indo-Gangetic plain answer: rich alluvial plains + climate support rice in India while Europe had to rely on lower wheat yields until 2nd ag revolution, colonial underdevelopment meant India stayed largely rural + poor, so FRs stayed high

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3 years

It’s not rare you guys were super fucking annoying

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2 years

watching german queer eye has awakened me to the possibility of a queer eye-nathan for you hybrid reality show where a bunch of gay guys ruin someones life

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@dadfister420

1 year

Claypot chicken rice with lap cheong shiitakes and rainbow chard for lunch one of my all time favs. Proud of myself because I thought to use the Persian trick for making tahdig (poke holes in rice and add oil/butter) and the scorched rice turned out incredibly

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3 years

calling ppl fruity is over. in 2022 we’re saying “he’s a light in the loafers.” we’re calling ppl swishy. friends of dorothy. pansies.

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4 years

whoever is forcing me into a bidding war over this 1930s kurdish rug on ebay reveal yourself coward

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4 years

anna khachiyan is what happens to all the terrifying white women who work at cobb/are in epsilon/smoke cigarettes outside of the reg

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2 years

asked chatgpt to write me a tinder bio in the style of Yukio Mishima. my natural ability to scare the hoes has been augmented by an almost sickening machinic brutality and precision. I am transhuman

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4 years

i do have to say that i don’t love celebrity chef culture because it encourages people to make “dishes” instead of meals — i feel like people are spending time learning how to make, like, bœuf bourguignon before they learn how to make delicious meals from staples they have

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3 years

You can get a fucking Vodka Red Bull at Seoul Taco

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4 years

downloaded grindr again

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4 years

IM HIGH AS SHIT AND I HANDED THE GUY AT THE WENDYS FRIVE THROUGH MY HARVARD ID INSTEAD OF MY CARD LITERALLY FUCKING KILL ME

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1 year

Ok im trying

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2 years

someone is having a full-blown conversation on speakerphone in portuguese while taking a shit in the stall next to me

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3 years

Abt to be EMPLOYED this summer 😩🥵😎

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3 years

How are you gonna give me hickeys and then ghost me… how are you gonna leave my neck on red???

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3 years

how did the barber have blue hair and pronouns and still give me a nazi haircut 😭😭

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2 years

this guy makes tiktoks where his italian father teaches his BF to cook food but if you understand italian, he clearly just wants to spend time with his son and not be made a spectacle of. its actually so sad

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One of German 🇧🇪 philosopHER 💁🏼‍♀️ Immanuel KUNT’s 💅 most famous WERKS 💃🏼 is her Critique of Pure Reason, in which SHE 💆🏼‍♀️ SHADES 😒Humean skepticism 🤢 and SERVES transcendental idealist 🌌 REALNESS👩🏻‍🎤 okurr?

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4 years

i think you guys are missing the bigger picture here. yes spongebob gay but he went on a date with sandy — is he not a he/him lesbian?

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1 year

Some won’t understand this… just know I pity you… whoever you are…

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3 years

piccolo mondo is i think the best hidden gem in hyde park (besides the refectory but i think that’s less hidden). the coffee and argentinean pastries r so good (chocolate alfajores!) and the owner is so nice would recommend. also helps that its literally around the corner from me

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3 years

okay wide angle lens!! @LucyStoole @aunty_chan @hosoterratoma @itskittybanks @JOSHUANAPONTE @PersephoneVLips @lildicklegend

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1 year

At a country club for the first time this shit is just apartheid Olive Garden!!

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3 years

Datamatch was great! My matches were: -friend who is in a relationship with a woman and has told me to my face multiple times that he finds me very unattractive -my former RA -poll party crush who curved me when I tried to slide into his DMs

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4 years

@eggshellfriend hereditary

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2 years

[henry james voice] this was the middest bitch you’ve ever seen

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3 years

call me conagra bc i control a 91.6% share of your girl's single serve prepared sloppy sauce market

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1 year

can u imagine the Starbucks reserve after this wraps up

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The protest stretches down Michigan Avenue, all the way from Chicago to the Wrigley Building, block after block of women in white, blindfolded, holding signs decrying Russian war crimes against Ukraine.

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See I am truly a fag in the classical sense because I love a man like this

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2 years

sisters, hit the menstruation button

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3 years

I am 116% gender. Bow to me

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Fake ass country

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3 years

drinking bourbon, plugging away at my lego flower bouquet set, listening to björk homogenic — i’ve yassified being soy and reddit asf

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3 years

I’m bored like for a tbh

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4 years

having dated a white gay is the worst because you might get a little bleary-eyed thinking “this was our song 😔” but the song is primadonna girl by marina and the diamonds

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3 years

Not to be sentimental on main, but I just had a meeting with my favorite professor, who inspired me to study philosophy 1st year, and she said so many kind things and that I picked a beautiful thesis topic and was the right person for the job and to have tea with her... bookends!

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4 years

just realized that we are to apes as hairless cats are to cats... don’t text

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4 years

dont sext midwesterners

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4 years

me in my literature class zoom going into gallery mode and deciding which boy wearing a baseball cap inside to have a crush on

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3 years

in this CS class if i turn in a project a minute late that's an automatic 15% off but we turned it in at 11:59:59... LADIES AND GENTLEMEN... WE GOT EM

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4 years

grocery shopping is one of my favorite activities less because i like cooking and more because grocery store cashiers are either lovely old ladies or hot guys my age

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2 years

my entire tl is now agnes hate lol

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3 years

I would give anything for one kiss (cheek or forehead) and a pair of arms around me rn ngl! sure I’m a little drunk but I won’t delete because I’m speaking my truth!!!

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@dadfister420

3 years

When I tell people I attend UChicago I hope they know I attend in a Doc Martens Post Punk Cobb Cafe Ironic Tradcath L/Acc Critical Inquiry Michel Houellbecq Hegel Menthols Outside Of The Reg Black Nail Polish NB Powell’s Noise Music Rolling Rock Div School kind of way

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2 years

making eyes at the cute monk in plein air rn

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2 years

first meal in Europe 😍

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1 year

@sillynous It’s strange that the problem of time of writing isn’t a problem for a lot of professional philosophers. Don’t you need the raw materials of everyday life to do philosophy? (Elif Batuman puts the problem this way)