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@dada_locks

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is this mic on? Dad joke account run by a joke of a dad, who also happens to be the dad of several bad jokes.

London
Joined February 2014
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@dada_locks
Bel Biv DeVorced
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That one boy in school who never had a school bag, books or a pen
@RaminSetoodeh
Ramin Setoodeh
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Frank Ocean #MetGala
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@dada_locks
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We are never making it out of this ghetto
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Dad's name was John, and his birthday was August 29th... This is an excerpt from John 8:29 bible verse
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ecks.
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Tattoo?
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@BonitaRochelle People always complain about these things from a very ableist standpoint but also... so fucking what if someone doesn't want to peel potatoes???
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@dada_locks
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If you really believe people who work hard aren't broke. Get on a night bus at 5am and ask all the black and brown people where they are going.
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@dada_locks
Bel Biv DeVorced
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So much closer to what she was up to than any legacy people speak of
@sciencefunn
Science Is Fun
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Artificial intelligence was asked to make a picture of Mother Teresa fighting against poverty and this is the result
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@dada_locks
Bel Biv DeVorced
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Switzerland, because of you fail three times they make you see a therapist
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@dada_locks
Bel Biv DeVorced
1 year
Maybe when this happens more often to British tourists they will start connecting the dots and stop harassing Just Stop Oil protestors.
@TheLekan
Uncle Choco
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Saw this on tiktok and screamed. God abeg o
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@dada_locks
Bel Biv DeVorced
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it's just a new build with coloured lights abeg
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@dada_locks
Bel Biv DeVorced
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Saying Peckham is the scariest place in London is very very very much your own internalised anti-blackness working because you clearly haven't been to Peckham in what 7 years?
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@dada_locks
Bel Biv DeVorced
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You think this makes her look bad, but it makes me think, how bad is being with you that someone feels they require compensation for being with you?
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@dada_locks
Bel Biv DeVorced
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Interweightial dating?
@HeavenlyGrandpa
cass city
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wait a minute is that the shein influencer…
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@dada_locks
Bel Biv DeVorced
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The fake conflict scenario industrial complex needs to be stopped!
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@dada_locks
Bel Biv DeVorced
5 years
And she decides how much ketchup he can have while he sits there resenting her quietly
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@dada_locks
Bel Biv DeVorced
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My wife spent 2 months in hospital towards the end of her pregnancy. The reoccurring theme for me was the word commitment. Saw many couples and a lot of men fail on this. This is the issue with your ill thought out point. We are so quick to demand so little of ourselves as men.
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Paternal Post Natal Depression is a real thing. I don't know why people are surprised. Yes, men can feel abandoned when their partner had a baby. Yes the lack of sexual intimacy (which is understandable) affects him and it's valid. Let's talk about it honestly.
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@dada_locks
Bel Biv DeVorced
3 years
What is "gangland"? Where is it? Who lives there? Who is their local MP? How did they vote in the last election?
@Independent
The Independent
3 years
One in three gangland murders in London ‘linked to drill music’
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@dada_locks
Bel Biv DeVorced
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Greater London South London East London North London West London
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Bel Biv DeVorced
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*average London salary is only that high because there are also some extremely high earners that skew the data upwards
@Afo_B
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The average salary in London is £37k. The average cost of a home in London £523k. Sacrificing one holiday a year will not get you on the ladder anytime soon.
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@dada_locks
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My 7 week old saw Adele's latest pictures. Shocking excuse for a role model. We need the white community leaders to denounce this behaviour!
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It's some people's whole brand and personality on here, even though they resemble the yam you reach over to get the yam you want.
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@dada_locks
Bel Biv DeVorced
3 years
Step 1: find someone that isn't mad Step 2: marry dem Step 3: chop life
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@dada_locks
Bel Biv DeVorced
3 years
Sometimes the madness only shows up after. Been with my wife going on 8 years now, and I've only found out she doesn't care for smoked salmon. How do I get the years I've invested in her back? How do I explain to our daughter that this is who her mother is?
@Oloni
OLONI BABY 💋
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Please be careful who you decide to have a kid with.
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Bel Biv DeVorced
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My daughter's nursery class went to the market to re-enact the story of my children's book Zazi Finds Plantain. The biggest compliment yet is how educators react to the book and then use it in their teaching.
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@dada_locks
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Most people in London live above the ground floor. It is largely a vertical dwelling city. How so can Currys justify their policy of not delivering appliances to homes above the ground floor? How does that make business sense?
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Bel Biv DeVorced
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do you expect kids dream of growing up to become project managers?
@zebulgar
delian
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how depressing our society has failed to provide ambitious role models to our children
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Bel Biv DeVorced
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Labour's manifesto was the most hopeful thing I've ever seen. For a moment I forgot we live in a world where greed, corruption and wickedness run freely. Desolate is the only word I can use to describe how I'm feeling. We were so close to something special, something momentus.
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@dada_locks
Bel Biv DeVorced
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If a child being queer or disabled is something you think you will struggle with, then just simply do not have children at all. Just leave it. Hang it up. Call it a day. Buy a plant.
@_slimarella_
SLIM
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we’re canceling each other over family takes today. post your cancellation family take.
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@dada_locks
Bel Biv DeVorced
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If our politics differ then decent chance I don't even like you as a person let alone romantic... What do you mean children can starve?
@strangerootz
iusaaset
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how important are politics in your romantic relationships ?? Tryna see sum
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My brother and his wife had a baby recently. He was telling me how all the nurses loved him and were impressed by him being "supportive". I said, wait... You were on a ward right? How many other men did you see? He stopped to think and clocked why.
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@dada_locks
Bel Biv DeVorced
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Juxtaposition... It's the difference in engagement that gets me 🤔
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Bel Biv DeVorced
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This energy is just way too much? Why is man slamming his hand on the table while interviewing a head of state? Is he ok?
@SaulStaniforth
Saul Staniforth
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The president of Guyana swats away Richard Madeleys stupid question #GMB
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Bel Biv DeVorced
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Imagine your wife has just gone through trauma of child birth and your world is completely rocked by.... No one is touching your lil willy. Fucking hell lads come on! Do you know how close to death a normal child birth is? Not even a horrific delivery.
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@dada_locks
Bel Biv DeVorced
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Someone's cousin's in-laws dad's mate owns a massive cleaning firm
@BBCPolitics
BBC Politics
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Removing graffiti will encouraging more people to start using trains again, Transport Secretary Grant Shapps tells rail bosses
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There's a Corbyn policy promise for every problem we are seeing in the UK today. Kinda like his manifesto was a considered policy document aimed at tackling the needs of the majority of people in this country, using government funds to help people rather than enrich his pals
@JamesEFoster
James Foster
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Remember when they sneered at Jeremy Corbyn…
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From the great mind that brought us such classics like "parachute off Grenfell"
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Covid is done man I don’t care about your statistics let everyone back out and if you’re vulnerable stay home and board up your house
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Bel Biv DeVorced
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Naaaaaaaaaaaaaah that "silence is deafening" tweet keeps going through my head! Man popped up a day later lol
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@Miss_Appiah Tbh we're both guilty of wishful thinking I'm afraid. We can hope but wouldn't hold my breath. White British people are committed to suffering and blaming others for it
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@bujubantuknots Why would it make sense, you'd need to have sense to make sense
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@TayJordanOGM Should be playing pound up against a wall
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Deeply unprofessional. The joy of being white and woman. Wild. Do you think a judge has sentenced a black person to 34 years for a crumb of crack then hugged them?
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After that Oloni thread I really think it's important that we sit with some facts about relationship safety netting. You will never and can never own another human being. Ultimately what they choose to do or not do is down to them and them alone.
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@dada_locks
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Capitalism is it not enough? You see ads on your phone, on your TV, on a streaming site. In newspapers, magazines. Advertising boards in sports arenas. Racing cars. Football shirts. Billboards. Public transit and much more. How much more do we need?
@DailyLoud
Daily Loud
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New advertising concept would turn the night sky into ads. People would see brands instead of seeing stars when they look up‼️😳
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That's what you call leading by example! I'm glad the leader finally gave his permission for the rest of his boys to form lifelong bonds with a prospective partner
@donchdeejay
INVOICE PAPI
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YESTERDAY ME AND BOYS WATCHED MY BOY GET MARRIED AS WE OVER LOOKED HIM STROLLING ON THE BEACH WITH HIS NEW WIFE EVERY MAN (EXCLUDING ME) IMMEDIATELY STARTING CONFESSING THEY NOW WANT TO GET MARRIED LOOOOL
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The girl that came on saying she's gonna take everyone's man and we never heard from her again
@tiannathewriter
Tianna, the Writer
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No, but who was the most tapped Black Love Islander?
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Unpopular opinion: marriage proposals should be conversations not questions.
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Bel Biv DeVorced
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You mean the proceeds of an international sex trafficking organisation?
@DannyWonders
Danny Wonders
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What they’re doing to Andrew Tate is unnecessary, confiscating his assets for what?
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Racism will not die in this UK because the very people must first accept and understand what racism is, how it is historically part of the British experience, and how it has persisted and been sustained at every level of British society and life.
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@SincerelyTops And actively mislead her child
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This thread is heartbreaking. When we say over 140K people died, this it. So many families suffering. Yet this Hancock carries on without an ounce of shame or decency.
@owdrider
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@MattHancock @mailplus Here's a pic of my mum & dad. Mum died from covid. My dad took his own life just 3 months later. Enjoy the proceeds of your book.
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I'm sorry but of all the people that deserve to catch post-Grenfell smoke, the firefighters shouldn't be on anyone's list.
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Bel Biv DeVorced
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This guy days ago said it was important to make a distinction between which Oxford Uni a missing young black boy was enrolled at.
@MatthewStadlen
Matthew Stadlen
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Is Boris Johnson’s sex life any of our business?
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It isn't that I or my brother have done anything special. It's just that we were present. So few men show up for their partners, health professionals are genuinely amazed when they see it happen. If that isn't an indictment on where we are as men, I don't know what is.
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My sanity has never been the same since a younger at work told me they're hiring zip cars just to pam in.
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Bel Biv DeVorced
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Then add on the fact you now need to feed this tiny human who demands your attention at all times, that sleep is a distant memory... Your body as you know it has changed forever. You may have torn from *coughs* passage to passage... But Mr Casanova feels neglected.
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Bel Biv DeVorced
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Go on Zoopla and see someone selling a house they bought for 99p in 1997 loooool for like 500k it's actually annoying
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Bel Biv DeVorced
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Happy 8 year anniversary to us 🎉
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Young athletic person. Don't play the covid lottery guys.
@BBCSport
BBC Sport
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The goalkeeper tested positive for Covid-19 three weeks ago and is suffering from "prolonged fatigue".
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The fact that Kevin Samuels has the large platform he has is SCARY! He has brought top talking points from the manosphere and he is repackaging it for black incel adjacent men and weaponising it against black women. As if black men needed help showing disdain for black women
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Who doesn't know Talking The Hardest?
i hope you know that you’re not british if you don’t know the national anthem.
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The way black men talk about their hair yeah...
@stanarukwe
stanley arukwe
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Lord this quarantine had me looking crazy man thank god barber shop back open.
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what's the middle ground of state sanctioned murder?
@anthonyjoshua
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I pray a middle ground can be found 🇳🇬🙏🏾🇳🇬
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Burna Boy needs to get Lagbaja on one two hooks for the culture
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If this rocks you... Then don't do go and find out how Fanta came to be
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I was saying to my wife last night in a discussion about aging, goals happiness etc. People try to make an enemy out of time, and that's one you will always lose. When you don't ascribe markers of time for things you want to do, you'll lead a more fruitful content life.
@mxmsworld
martha
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You have no idea how fast 30 comes around until you reach it. Like it still doesn’t make sense to me sometimes. And that’s why I put my fingers in my ears, block out noise and focus on what I want to do and how I want to do it. Because time goes QUICKLY
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American exceptionalism is what is doing Sha'carri and her baghandlers (that's what I call her Stan's). They will use every academic theory about their historical context to avoid dealing with a simple fact... She was in the wrong and people reacted to that!
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@dada_locks
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Looool the way my name appears when I send my CV might as well be "Mr Nigger Nigger" 😂
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Is she interesting? Is she funny? Is she kind? Is she warm? Does she enjoy life???
@comingoutmybody
Tara Thee Angel 🤍
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this caption is SUMPTHIN 😭
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Black British people 🤝 Flag wankers Telling David Lammy that he is absolutely not English
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@purestformula The Bible is full of them! Tbh maybe that's the takeaway. There's a whole section dedicated to who is the son of who
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@dada_locks
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Happy Father's Day to all the active, and engaged dads. To present father's, not just physically, not just financially. The nurturing fathers.
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Kemi Bad-Enoch Powell got caught saying the quiet part out loud tbh - that's all. She isn't saying anything super different to the general party line and belief - they just know it isn't wise to explicitly say
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And it's only going to keep rising as wages remain stagnant and house prices continue to soar. No one should stress themselves about not being able to get on the ladder sooner/ever.
@AmarRenee
Renée 🐬
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Average house buying age is 34? Lemme not stress myself
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The same anti-blackness that had local MP Harriet Harman walking around in this.
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Why does it look like you're about to swap classified documents with someone in a trench coat
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Human rights... Should we abuse them? Text us now with your answers 🙂
@JeremyVineOn5
Jeremy Vine & Storm Huntley on 5
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Should eco-protesters be denied bail? A top police chief wants the likes of Just Stop Oil to be remanded in custody until they're tried or sentenced to stop them from causing more chaos. Is that a step too far? @AvaSantina | @mikeparry8 | @theJeremyVine | #JeremyVine
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Someone had sex with Boris Johnson and the shame of that wasn't enough for them to fake their own death and start a new life under an alias?
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She's worse than me... I wouldn't have married into such a racist institution to begin with
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I might need a season ticket because I absolutely want this.
@FootyScran
Footy Scran
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Sausages, chips and curry sauce in a hollowed cob at Merthyr Town ( @MerthyrTownFC ) 💷 £4.50
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Bel Biv DeVorced
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Couple weeks back, was at a wedding and there was a couple sat opposite us. When I rested my head on my wife and kissed her shoulder, I heard the husband say to his wife "I bet you're jealous, bet you wish that was you" and it broke my heart and pissed me off so much.
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There are more animals in the world than, beef, chicken, lamb and pork so yeah
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Brad showing Leonardo pictures of women his own age
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Adam came back on here on a character rehabilitation tour looooool. He's like George Bush laughing with Michelle Obama. #LoveIsland
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Yesterday my father passed on. My mother lost her husband and best friend of 38 years. My family has lost the most joyful and jovial one of us all. Strangers in the past asked if I was "John's son". I'm eternally proud to answer yes, and carry the face that invites that question
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@theashrb Crows hold grudges, they can even pass it on to their descendants. So crows not yet born already see you as an opp! Buy a mask, but if the issue is your car, maybe paint it a new colour or maybe start leaving them food for them on the top of your car, that might work
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How much weight have I put on during lockdown? the automatic gate to our area just opened up for me... It normally only opens up for cars.
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He said "not the way to police THIS protest" 😂😂😂
@Keir_Starmer
Keir Starmer
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The scenes in Clapham this evening are deeply disturbing. Women came together to mourn Sarah Everard - they should have been able to do so peacefully. I share their anger and upset at how this has been handled. This was not the way to police this protest.
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I can't join the defend Harry bandwagon. His rejection of the Royal Family is solely about their personal experiences and not the systemic issues they represent and uphold. He is gleefully depicting how he took the lives of people as a soldier to uphold imperial interests.
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Pastor: oya everybody, speak in tongues!!! 10y/o me:
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I layers of racism in that statement lol
@Independent
The Independent
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Prince William 'wanted to make sure Harry wasn’t blindsided by lust' with Meghan
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You lot really believe in this meritocracy ting init?
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Slave trade and slavery didn't end in the same year... Do with that information what you will.
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If we're at 1k deaths over 7 day period, yet no one needs to isolate after testing positive for COVID... Safe to estimate that by the end of the year we could hit 52k deaths... I don't know why 1k deaths a week isn't too many already but flipping hell!
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Chakabars is a wellness grifter, packaged with genericised "spirituality" and "pro blackness". That's all he is. His following worrys me everytime.
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Can't say "BAME communities" are responsible for rise in cases if you don't have an accurate track and trace service operational. All hogwash trying to drive up racist tensions that you know already exist in a racist country.
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Fuck off!
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@GaryLineker
Gary Lineker
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Well played Brazil.
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Skepta has always lacked shame and not in a good way
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Michelle gotta finish every sentence with "for me"... Because you can't tell anyone to endure 10 years of "hating their spouse". You can't try and talk around what she may mean by that because she is an intelligent, accomplished woman who has spent many years in public eye.
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@LukeElliottS Can't legally be contested for a year. It's just promo for promo sake. Whatever they do won't be recognised
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Do you know how wild this is? Like the fact is there is a significant rise in the amount of people experiencing poverty but to take this angle is wow... what is journalism?
@Kevin_Maguire
Kevin Maguire
10 months
The surge in shoplifting is today’s @DailyMirror splash.
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@dada_locks
Bel Biv DeVorced
11 months
Is it Peter Pan syndrome if someone simply cannot afford to do the arbitrary things we say signifies adulthood?
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