Doctor said i had 3 months to live due to cancer. I killed the doctor and the Judge gave me 20years in jail .
You can't survive in Africa if you are not smart
Come to think of it, Olamide has blown a good number of artists to limelight with just a feature
Starting from:
Lil Kesh
Zlatan
Adekunle Gold
Dj Enimoney
Ycee
Chinko Ekun
Davolee
Viktoh
Young John
Fireboy
Skibii etc
See ehn Olamide is everything 🔥
I took myself out to one Restaurant and this beautiful girl walked up to me and asked me "Are you single?" Happily I replied," Yes....."
That's how She took away the extra chair in front of me.
Wife: Ever since we got Married, you haven't loved me the way you did when we were single.
Husband: But i told you before marriage that I Don't have interest in Married Women.
If you no get better Earpeice, I pity you.
No better way to end October mehn
Zlatan ✖️ Burna - Gbeku 🕺🏼
Peruzzi - Only One 💆♂️
Joeboy ✖️Mayorkun - Dont call me back
Ycee - Mo salah ⚽️
Naira Marley - Bad Influence 💨
Mr Boombastic EP 🔥
Lecturer brings in back Mathematics Test scripts
Lecturer : Adedamola 6/30
Class: Hahahahahahahahaha... 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Lecturer : He is the highest...
Class: (mute)😦😧😯😷😷😷😷😷😷😷😷
If twitter influencers were footballers:
Mazi Ibe(GK)
Chemical Broda Olisa Koboko Brezzident
Adonai Jackdre Tomiwa
Pamilerin Valking Pastor Ola
Coaches:Segalink,Four Eyed boy
Bench:Dreylo,Odanz,Ezrael,Tolu,Gbemi,Nomso,Umeh
I remembered those awkward times during Exams when one of those brilliant students tells the invigilator that question 3(bi) has a problem, but you have already answered it.
Small rain... NEPA will take light.
Small Swags... SARS will harass you
Small Car.... Villagers won't let you rest.
Small sex.... Twins don show.
Small Toasting.... She don love Up
What kinda country is this bayi ?
Church Embarrassment is when you seat beside your crush and it was offering Time and this Standing Fan just blew away the 20 Naira you were trying to squeeze inside the Envelope.
I love how the bolt driver put her phone contact out,we go disturb her life tire
And guess what she can’t change sim at the moment,NCC ti gbe la handicap