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Self-esteem high. Bank account full.

Pittsburgh, PA
Joined November 2012
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Poppers are not a beverage.
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3 years
When the forecast calls for inches, you’ll want to use me to measure 📏
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2 years
Enjoy this before it moves to ⭕️
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3 years
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3 years
Making protein pancakes for good boys only
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3 years
Stop streaming Rain on Me.
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5 years
6 year old me looking at packages of men’s underwear having no idea what that fascination meant.
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2 years
POV: You asked for a Zoom call on a Friday?!
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5 years
When life gives me limes, I make margaritas.
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3 years
I'm a man-eater headhunter I'm prepared
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4 years
End the Rona, bottoms.
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3 years
Did you eat your veggies today?
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3 years
Vaccinated, caffeinated and freshly *************. Bring on the day.
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3 years
Leo said smile it’s Friday. So you better smile.
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3 years
Hi I’m new here…
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3 years
🤷🏻‍♂️
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I think it's about time we all quote retweet with a photo of when we knew our bodies were hot this year
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4 years
10 years to the day since the first time I touched a weight. That 22 year old kid on the left knew nothing. (Yes I quickly took my mask on and put it back on)
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3 years
Polo for the win.
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3 years
I’ll ruin you h***, not your heart.
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5 years
Spirit charged me $6.99 to take this pic.
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3 years
Trim your bush, y’all.
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4 years
Masks give you gains. It’s science. Leave it on.
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3 years
Can confirm my b*lls did not swell from my boosty. I have (1) one witness
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3 years
Dogs and tiddies; that’s all I got.
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3 years
Well?
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3 years
New mirror is finally in. Lighting test coming soon 👀
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5 years
I’m a pizza daddy; but I’m only one mans Papa John 😉
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2 years
I can’t I can’t I can’t.
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2 years
A pancake isn’t done until it’s flipped over
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3 years
Snow or no snow, I’m always ready to pl*w
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If I was a real hoe, I’d go take pics of my chest in the snow.
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4 years
You want a hot body? You want a Bugatti? You want a Maserati? You better GET VACCINATED bitch
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4 years
I love that y’all just got read 🤣🤣
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2 years
Saturdays are for chores not whores.
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2 years
Boobs for brains.
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2 years
Business trip. DL. Straight. NO FACE PICS.
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2 years
Mondays are for Lululemon polos and no fuckery
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3 years
He hate my fuckin' guts, but he loving my pimpin'
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3 years
Boosted and unbothered baby.
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3 years
Bravo Bravo Bravo Fucking Bravo!
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2 years
Hot coffee drinkers; raise tf up. We deserve to be heard.
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2 years
Self esteem high. Fade real low.
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3 years
No face, no case ⬆️
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5 years
Are you from Ohio? No. But my mans is 🥰
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3 years
I’m Italian. If I’m not cooking or kissing, I die.
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3 years
First harness ever!
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4 years
Corny.
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3 years
From being an Alter Boy to having an Alt. Life is funny.
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2 years
Number 2 Mpox vaccine is in chile and it is a gooooooodddd day.
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2 years
Explain these in a polo then.
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2 years
B*yfr**nd reveal
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POV: you just brought me another frozen cocktail.
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5 years
Think my family will get the message today?
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3 years
Staring at my titties, you like how they sitting I'm a pretty bitch, and I got you in your feelings
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2 years
Elderly in the face
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4 years
The lighting in the Brolumbus LA.
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4 years
I WOULD LIKE ONE ATTENTION PLEASE.
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2 years
She’s startin’
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5 years
Onlyfans boys when Twitter bans sexual content. ☕️
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3 years
She’s startin’
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2 years
These Fabletics polos have me looking like an slag and I love it 🥰
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3 years
This is a Christian tank top. Very thick. Very covering.
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2 years
In this brisk morning, please remember;
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4 years
La Shitness is finally REQUIRING masks.
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3 years
Happy #pride First picture ever of your favorite Dads. @sdellag
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1 year ago I was in a hospital bed. Before my tendons tore, I was unhappy. But I am in control of my own life and my happiness. So I chose to be happy. Now I’m excelling in my life again with a new dynamic and meaningful relationship. You are in control of your life and happiness
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2 years
Does this make you want a hot dog real bad?
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5 years
How about a double 2009 -> 2019.
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✨ Karma is quite literally my boyfriend. ✨
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The mustache; weird, but fucking beautiful
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2 years
Passenger side still set for a 6’2 Himbo.
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2 years
Back to your regularly scheduled hoegraming
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3 years
Leaning on pole
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A haircut makes everything look bigger. Talking about my ears, of course.
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I don’t eat stuffing. I do the stuffing.
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Last picture in this work mirror cause it’s my last full day 🙃
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3 years
Well the CDC said…
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Satur-Dad content.
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Not bad for 2 weeks post nose job 🤧
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