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i wish there was a wikipedia wrapped. mine would be smth like… your top genre was “abstract algebra”. this year, you spent 50223 minutes on pages under this category! your most frequently visited page was “direct limit”, for which you were among the top 0.01% of visitors
ive been playing this silly little game called ‘‘how long can i survive in math without understanding tensor products?’’ and uuuh i think im about to lose
math textbooks that put definitions in the middle of paragraphs instead of their own separate definition environment like theorems/propositions are evil
apparently my grandma has been DMing dartmouth’s instagram account with random greek memes and recipes because she didn’t know how to save posts for later and thought that dartmouth wouldn’t bother reading her messages i-
If Barbie fans grow up to major in STEM, it's always in the Life Sciences. It's the guys who major in the Death Sciences like physics who are looking forward to Oppenheimer saying The Line.
"did contrapoints just confirm the philosophytube 4chan conspiracy theory-?"
You bolt awake in the mountains of Carthage. You are not online. It is 217 BC. You are the general Hannibal, and you have changed your mind. The future cannot come to pass. Rome must burn.
thinking abt how 24s wont get to experience the letdown i felt when fysep, international student pre-orientation, and native pre-orientation all ended & all the white upper-middle class students from just outside boston started arriving for regular o-week
im actually pretty proud of myself, i managed to take 4 classes, work 10 hrs/wk, and finish the term with a 3.8 gpa, in the middle of a pandemic, ALL WHILE RECOVERING FROM A FUCKING EATING DISORDER !! hardest shit i’ve ever done. i am that bitch
it’s so funny to me how foco has all these little brochures everywhere encouraging us to eat healthy when the only foods they serve consistently are pizza and chicken nuggets
zoom university profs out here holding “synchronous class discussions” during their regularly scheduled time slot but then on top of that expecting us to have watched a FULL “asynchronous pre-recorded lecture” before each,,, shit don’t add up fr
if one (1) more person from my hometown asks me when im heading back to college again and i have to say i dont know & then i have to sit there and explain d*rtmouth’s whole ass stupid plan and pretend it makes sense i will scream 💀💀
i can already see college admissions counselors advising hs seniors to avoid writing their common-app essay about lockdown/corona because it’s not gonna make them standout
Opinion: "Overturning Roe v. Wade is clearly not enough, as it would leave a patchwork of abortion laws across the country that would still threaten the right to life." Guest columnist Levi Roseman '21 argues for a "Life Amendment" to the constitution.
went to a math lecture at burning man and it made me conscious of how strong a math anxiety reaction i still have + how I have internalized the need for an authority figure to tell me that my calculations are correct
nothing is funnier to me than grown men at family gatherings refusing to play chess against me because their fragile male ego can’t handle the idea of losing to a teenage girl at a game typically associated with intelligence
remember how a few years ago jennifer lawrence was all like “i love pizza! no other girls love food! im so quirky!” and we thought it was relatable then but now we look back at it and cringe? can we pls start cringing at the whole “lol i replace meals with iced coffee🤪🤪” thing?
math homework is making me suicidal so i try to romanticize the struggle by pretending that i am a young aspiring wizard studying to unlock the secrets of the arcane
someone needs to teach men how to take up less space in social settings. literally zero self-awareness ab when to be quiet and when to contribute to the conversation
how does dartmouth expect students to decide whether or not they want to be on campus for winter term when they haven’t yet told us if the hop will remain closed?
@marysuewriter
this!! like i love hating on glee in 2020, but also i’ll never forget how closeted me would literally rewatch the scene where santana comes out to her grandmother every other day
I had a dream last night that I solved the Goldgach Conjecture so I got up half asleep and jotted down a summary of the proof so I wouldn't forget it. I got up this morning eager to check the proof. The proof read 8 = 5 + 3.
i swear the greatest barrier to mental health services at dartmouth is the fact that you have to call them to schedule an appointment , like please just let me do it online
i stare blankly at the analysis exam in front of me, realizing i probably failed. “girl math” i whisper to myself, a single tear trailing down my cheek
i was presenting my final project in front of my whole cs class and instead of BDMC (binary discrete memoryless channel) i said BDSM 🤡🤡 love a good freudian slip