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@cylnire

10 months

"Who has time to read orv I'll just rely on wiki and watch the movies" KDJ would spit on you.

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1 year

"Hey, if we're still single when we're 30, let's get married." YJH scoffed. "Sure." Now, as KDJ watched the 35 year old YJH exchange wedding rings with his new wife, he could only smile while his heart cracked. You liar.

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1 year

YJH was reading on the couch when KDJ dropped something in his lap. He looked down and found an unopened box of condoms. He looked back up at KDJ. "They're about to expire soon." "When?" "Tomorrow." He looked back down at the 12 pack and threw his book aside.

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2 years

YJH: I'm his life or death companion SP: I'm sexier YJH: Persephone approves of me SP: LSK approves of *me* also I'm richer *continues to fight* meanwhile 999: *raises an eyebrow* KDJ, face red: what? 999, leans back in his chair: KDJ, knees weak: fuck- YJH and SP: ...

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1 year

silly idea but KDJ transmigrating into an otome game but he pushes the ML's aside so he can fuck the DILFs of the game

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2 years

Shower thoughts KDJ using his number neighbor's DMs as his grocery list (don't ask why it's for plot) unaware the owner of said number was the CEO of N'Gai industries, YJH, and at first he ignored the texts, but the list gets more and more concerning until he finally replied

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@cylnire

8 months

Kim Dokja...I get it...I really get it ......

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8 months

The way yjh beat the monster with just his bare hands...

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4 months

mafia boss YJH when his daughter Biyoo chooses his new phone case for him

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@Ohneisan

4 months

hardest pic ever taken

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2 years

AU where YJH regresses but instead of waking up in the subway he wakes up on the side of the road. When he got up his height was way shorter than he remembered, and he could smell things he never thought he could. "Woof!" YJH paled. He was a puppy!?

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2 years

HSY being forced into a blind date by her parents but she can't say no because they'll disinherit her so she asks her bestie KDJ to cross dress and pretend to be her to chase away the blind date candidate. Marriage proposal AU kinda IDK I haven't watched the drama lol

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@cylnire

8 months

KDJ: oh a new filter that predicts how your 2024 will go KDJ: * uses filter* Filter: *shows a pregnant lady emoji, a baby emoji, and a ring emoji* KDJ: pftt so I'm getting pregnant this year? Yjh, looming behind him: I can make that happen Kdj: wait when did you get here WAIT-

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2 years

KDJ who has a hard time getting along with YMA, his bf's younger sister, until he stumbles upon her trying (and failing) to do nail art. He offers to help and she reluctantly agrees. Turns out KDJ is pretty talented and he becomes the local nail tech AND YMA clings to him now.

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1 year

Joongdok uni AU where KDJ, who frequently stays back to study in the library, finds a good spot that allows him to look out the window to see the basketball field, where YJH, captain of the basketball club, practices....shirtless.... He doesn't ge tmuch work done

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3 years

Truth serum scenario penalty where KDJ can't lie AT ALL and Kimcom playfully wanting to gauge some embarrassing childhood stories from him but when KDJ blurts out his past kimcom is just like *horrified silence*

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2 years

KDJ and his companions had just finished a scenario and were resting. They sat around a campfire and relaxed, talking and joking around. Midnight hits and KDJ receives an insane amount of indirect messages. [Constellation 'Secretive Plotter' is asking you to be his valentine.]

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@cylnire

2 years

What if SP's direct messages to KDJ are like default choices in otome games. Like: KDJ: *does something* [Choose the direct message you wish to send] [scoff] [nonchalant] [praise] [Choose wisely, as it will affect your affection points with incarnation KDJ!]

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1 year

one day I will write an AU about idolja landing a villain role and YJH is the protagonist. Instead of rooting for the main couple, fans rooted for KDJ and YJH because of their insane chemistry (UST), poor FL didn't stand a chance. spoiler: JD is secretly married.

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1 year

SPOD idea 🔞NSFW cuntja ⚠️TW for cheating and infidelity OD's boyfriend tells him he's loose and ordered him to go find a way to tighten up his pussy so that's how he ends up in SP's gym. OD shyly asks SP to help him plan a workout regimen to help tighten his kitty.

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2 years

Plotja brainrot slight NSFW AU where KDJ goes on a business trip and out of sheer luck he gets upgraded to first class, and his new seat is right next to CEO SP. Despite the man's intimidating aura, KDJ can't help but glance at him from time to time, admiring that flawless face

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3 years

I had a funny thought what if a young YMA has a crush on her oppa's best friend *cough* KDJ *cough* but acts like she hates him because of all the anime she's watched (gotta stand out! I can't act like LGY and SYS!) but one day she catches her oppa and KDJ making out against

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@cylnire

2 years

Remember how in the beginning of ORV Hades is portrayed as this intimidating myth level god, the mafia crime boss of Olympus if you would but he's actually one of the constellations who watched KDJ since the subway and was super excited to show his wifey their new son lol

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2 years

Idol KDJ going viral because he had to model ugly clothes as a punishment in a variety show and he comes out in nothing but a ratty robe that reaches the middle of his thighs, showing off his smooth and long legs, even his members got flustered when he playfully winked at them

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2 years

HSY: so like out of all the regressions who do you wanna fuck the most KDJ, immediately: 999 HSY: wow you did not hesitate KDJ: absolutely not I've been wanting to fuck him since I was 20 if the chance came I'd hop on his dick in a second SP and YJH: 999: 👀

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@cylnire

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#SPOD 🔞NSFW 🔞thread where SP transmigrates into his favourite hentai game and he gets to fuck the main character (OD) he's been lusting after for MONTHS. TW for bad hentai tropes like non con, incest, underage, chikan, stalking, creepy old man etc you have been warned!

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2 years

KDJ, finding Uriel's Dokjoong fics: Uriel: *sweats* I can explain KDJ, grabbing her by the shoulders: Listen, I've been fantasizing about being YJH's fleshlight since I was 18 do not do me dirty like this. Unrelated but who did u commission because I need some Joonghwa fics-

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2 years

YJH: *diehard fan of a co-ed group * YJH: *buys 100 albums to get LSH's (his bias) pc* also YJH: *ends up getting 100 idolja pcs* (some are limited edition with his autograph) SP w/ 100 LSH pcs: wanna trade? YJH:... SP:... YJH: no

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2 years

SP typing away on his laptop when his door opens and a sleepy KDJ walks in, wearing nothing but SP's shirt, collars haphazardly buttoned, showing off the bite marks on his neck and shoulders, the hem of the shirt reaches the middle of his thigh, showing off the handprints

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@cylnire

2 years

High school AU where KDJ comes over to YJH's house to work on a project and while he waits for YJH to return with snacks and drinks YJH's older twin brother, SP, walks in with wet hair and an unbuttoned shirt, jeans hanging loosely around his hips.

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@cylnire

2 years

YJH moving into a new apartment with YMA and things were going alright, the neighbours were nice, the place was comfortable, commute was easy, he got a raise, and YMA made friends with the girl next door. Until he noticed that YMA started talking to herself

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2 years

KDJ: *shrieks* A SPIDER! YJH KILL IT OMFG *clings onto YJH* That was terrifying I was so scared! *cries* Also KDJ:*slurps ramyun as the serial killer podcast lady goes into graphic detail about a victim being hung by their own intestines* cool :] YJH: *concerned*

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2 years

AU where KDJ is the one with a string of ex bfs that are still madly in love with him even though it was a mutual break up and YJH is the one with a dating experience comprising of kissing LSH on the cheek when they were 5 One day while on a date, they bump into KDJ's exes

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1 year

#Joongdok university/hs AU where YJH is the star basketball player of the institution and KDJ is his nerdy bf who comes to support him in every game You can see YJH glancing towards the audience every time he scores and there you'll see KDJ smiling fondly at him.

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2 years

Post birthday #joongdok KDJ woke up in the afternoon with a sore back and a splitting headache, the birthday sex was /rough/ well, he guessed he shouldn't have gotten drunk n riled YJH up. The living room was a mess, snack wrappers and empty cups strewn about

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1 year

YMA climbed onto the sofa and shoved her ipad in YJH's face. "Oppa, Guwon-unnie is selling her pictures at the anime convention next weekend!" "So?" YJH continued to scroll through his phone, he didn't even bother to give her a glance. "Can we go?? I wanna meet her!"

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8 months

Kdj during his first time with YJH

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@Puyupuyu14

8 months

Inner monologue of the year 😭😭

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1 year

#joongdok When you're the sole reader and fan of an unpopular webnovel, you find ways to cope with the lack of content. So, KDJ wrote fanfics, drew fanart, made playlists and created fancams, he single handedly fed himself. His latest obsession? Voice AI.

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1 year

He placed KDJ over his shoulder and grab the box of condoms before heading to the bedroom. "So impatient." KDJ complained playfully as YJH laid him down on the bed. "There's only so many hour left before they expire." YJH smirked. "Time is of essence."

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@cylnire

2 years

YJH, in a leather jacket and combat boots, slowly taking off his sunglasses with his gloved hand, helmet tucked under his arm, eyes cold: I'm here for my dog's appointment Receptionist KDJ, intimidated: uh sure, what's the pet's name? YJH: cherry sparkles KDJ: ?? YJH: 😒

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1 year

April Fools one tweet AU where KDJ tweets about selling his virginity as a joke and ends up getting a shit ton of offers

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2 years

And that's how they fell in love! Now KDJ gets michelin star level meals three times a day, thanks to his amazing boyfriend! Of course, KDJ also blames YJH for his weight gain but YJH loves KDJ's soft stomach, it reminds him of a marshmallow.

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@cylnire

3 years

It's a bit late but: KDJ getting chocolates from a new intern on Valentine's Day (she told him it was a thank you gift for teaching her the ropes around the office but she was blushing and looking away) and he awkwardly accepts it out of courtesy anyways YJH finds out

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3 years

In a zombie apocalypse, KDJ, the quiet kid who is the target of bullies, is the only person that's calm in the face of death, expressionlessly bashing a zombie's head in with a metal pipe while his classmates tremble with fear

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8 months

Grad student KDJ and YJH where KDJ is down bad for his very sexy lab mate - KDJ was patiently waiting for his hockey stick to cool down when he saw someone in the corner of his eye. A quick glance to the side and he saw YJH enter the lab.

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2 years

KDJ agrees to go on a double date with HSY and YSA, YSA told him she'll introduce him to a great guy, KDJ and HSY arrives at the restaurant first and when YSA shows up, she introduces her cousin, YJH, who just so happens to be KDJ's ex-bf who dumped him 6 months ago

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3 years

YJH walks by the living room and YMA invites him to join her on her k-drama marathon and since he was on holiday he agreed so they both start on ep1. YMA gets fed up by ep7 and drops it but YJH watches it like he's a drug addict because the 2nd ML was just too damn attractive.

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2 years

Joongdok office workers AU where they go on a business trip together, taking turns driving, when suddenly they hit a flat tire. YJH offers to change it and rolls up his sleeves, arms muscles flexing as he removes the lug nut, KDJ stands at the side just swallowing his saliva.

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1 year

War prize YJH who expected to be ravaged by the cruel emperor KDJ but finds that the man is too busy gushing over fictional men to pay attention to him. "why aren't u looking at me I'm handsome." "when r u coming back from your meeting? " "give me attention!!" "look at me 👿"

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2 years

TW non con Twins SP/YJH plotja Joongdok AU where SP pretends to be YJH to have sex with KDJ The first time it happened, it was at a small party with their close friends. They all drank, KDJ was tired so he went to bed first, YJH continued drinking with the rest

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2 years

YJH taking piano lessons alongside YMA because he wants to give her encouragement and support because she thinks it too hard. The teacher suggest recording themselves n uploading it online to boost their confidence. But under YJH's video, someone called DKOS said "it's mediocre"

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2 years

KDJ: (opening a gift from his secret santa) omg WOS physical copy! Oh there's a note too! SP: maybe you should wait- KDJ: KDJ, I've loved you since the moment I met you aww...I pray that your bf YJH dies so we can be together? what the fuck? YJH: Who the hell-

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1 year

Joongdok uni AU where their first meeting consist of YJH punching KDJ in the throat because he thought he was a stalker KDJ was actually just reading novels on his phone while listening to music with his earphones

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7 months

SPOD coded-

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8 months

"Kim Dokjaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa"

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8 months

This world has 14 foot high, 5000 lb fish. Mola molas are awesome.

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@cylnire

2 years

Uni AU KDJ sitting next to YJH in class and they greet each other when they pass by e/o in the halls it's normal and all but here's the catch KDJ doesn't know YJH's name. So when he has to refer to YJH in a conversation he just calls him cutie/sweetie/baby etc

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1 year

TW: Underage, femja, MILFja, HS student YJH, infidelity KDJ's son knocks on her door, asking her if she's seen his friend, YJH. "No. Maybe he went to the convenience store?" KDJ replied. "Oh I'll go check then. Thanks, mom."

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2 years

Idea dump: YJH's life is a soap opera, he's a chaebol, and his family drama never ends, imagine CW dynasty level shit. At his cousin's wedding, the groom's ex reveals that the groom slept with YJH's mother and it resulted in a child.

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2 years

Plotja AU KDJ who's living with his aunt and uncle while LSK is in prison causes tension between them and in the end they got divorced w KDJ following his aunt. In his third year of HS his aunt brings home her new bf, SP and KDJ immediately felt sparks the moment their eyes met

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1 year

*joongdok chilling in bed* YJH: I bet you can't tell me something that will make me both sad and happy at the same time KDJ: bet YJH: *smirks* go on then KDJ: your dick is bigger than your brother's YJH: I- KDJ: good night

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3 years

KDJ who grew up thinking he was ugly so he always wears a face mask to hide himself. He always tells people he's a germaphobe when they ask him about his mask. One day Minosoft was bought out by YJH's company and (for plot reasons) KDJ was in charge of showing him around.

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2 years

been plagued by thoughts of KDJ fucking step-uncle SP behind his aunt's back (I had a thread about this before) TW: NSFW The door to the study opens and KDJ's aunt enters "Honey, the maids have made dinner." SP was sitting at his desk, busy looking over some documents

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1 year

Joongdok plotja but it's that one modern family episode where KDJ tells his husband (YJH) that his old highschool bf (SP) is in town and he wants to visit them and when YJH gets jealous KDJ shows him their facebook messages that KDJ insists are innocent.

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3 years

the kitchen counter and she goes 'oh' and disappears into her room for the rest of the day. After taking time to process the whole thing she comes out of the room and gives YJH the shovel talk. "I'm okay with losing against you oppa. You better treat ahjusshi right." YJH:???

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2 years

Idolja on hello counselor At first he was all smiles and gentle advices until one of the concerns involved a young man being bullied by his older brother n his friends. This obviously hit a nerve. Suddenly KDJ's gaze turns sharp and cold, a 180 from the sunshine we know

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2 years

KDJ, playing with a lost child he stumbled across while waiting for her guardian to show up: SP, recently divorced DILF struggling to bond with his child: Marry me and be her mother KDJ: no?? idek u? SP, sliding over a blank cheque: u sure? KDJ:...mommy's here baby! Biyoo: :DDD

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3 years

(social experiment where a young guy is called ahjusshi) HSY: excuse me where's the train station? YJH: down that street HSY: alright thanks ahjusshi YJH: *freezes* what- KDJ: *wheezing*

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2 years

YJH playing dating sims with YMA but all the MLs have a hidden personality so it's like impossible to get a happy end. He then asks KDJ for help YJH: Be careful, the game is tricky Two days later KDJ comes over with a smirk on his face. "It was so easy I got the harem end."

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2 years

YJH walking out of the subway station and a child comes up to him and asks if he could use his umbrella to walk her to her father who was in a shop on the other side of the street ('appa went to buy us an umbrella') and ofc YJH agrees. Once they found her dad tho: "Kim Dokja?"

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2 years

soon the mother of the kids were interested and come to him as well so now KDJ has a side hustle of doing the nails of the housewives in the apartment complex. KDJ is now an honorary member of the ahjumma club so he gets intel about the latest sales and gossip

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3 years

Letting this out of my drafts: AU where KDJ is best friends with YSA and YJH is best friends with HSY (just to spice it up from the usual KDJ/HSY friendship) and YSA and HSY are pining over each other so they arrange group outings just so they could hang out n Joongdok are their

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2 years

I always wanted to write a scum gong AU for JD but I always had trouble finding ways for YJH to be scummy BUT NOW I DO SP is in love with KDJ, YJH knows this, he also knows KDJ likes him so he dates KDJ just so he can use him to annoy SP, when in reality YJH likes LSH

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YJH, cautious: Did anyone ever confess to you while u were in school? KDJ: yes but it was a prank to lure me behind the school building so they could use me to put out their cigarettes the burn marks are still on my arms YJH: Give me names Kim Dokja

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2 years

Stepuncle SP brainrot again NSFW The three of them were eating dinner, KDJ's aunt talking their ear off about some gossip she heard at the hair salon today. "And Ms Cheon is actually the mistress!" She said excitedly. "Are u okay dear?" She asks SP when he chokes on his drink

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1 year

Farewell academically smart classmate and konnichiwa to his dad who is also their sexy grumpy professor The DILFs can be YJH, SP, SWK, LHS and maybe Kyrgios too hahahah

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9 months

SP after KDJ blocked him for sending 'lemme hit' texts at 3am

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3 years

No scenario AU, KDJ is talking YJH's ear off about WOS when YJH turns his head away because something caught his eye and without even batting an eyelid KDJ grabs his chin n forces his head back. YJH thinks about this for the rest of the week.

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2 years

TW Dubcon, incest Plotja/Joongdok Plotja are dating but SP's younger brother YJH is also in love with KDJ. SP notices this but KDJ doesn't. After some talking KDJ admits that he is open to trying 3p. KDJ is too embarrassed by the situation so he gets blindfolded and fucked by SP

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2 years

you know those candy with messages on them like 'hug', 'kiss', 'love' etc? YJH uses them when he wants something from KDJ so if he wants a kiss, he'll put a piece of candy in KDJ's hand, KDJ flips it over and sees the word 'kiss' he proceeds to die of cuteness agression

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1 year

SPOD virginity kink NSFW Where SP has a massive virginity kink so he erases OD's memory every time after they have sex, now OD thinks he is a pure untainted maiden once more. Or OD can erase SP's memory and SP is elated OD is giving him his (not) virgin pussy.

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2 years

DILF KDJ and young uni student YJH is good but may I offer you DILF KDJ and DILF SP bonding after their daughters became bffs on a train ride

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4 years

English translation here! Hope I did I good job it's been a while since I translated comics lol ^^

漠城宿

@mochengsu

4 years

#2ha #二哈和他的白猫师尊很久之前摸的燃晚亲子乐（？）生子注意‼️推上好像没发过，补个档

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1 year

KDJ smiled and turned his attention back to his laptop, unaware that YJH glanced in his direction, disappointed that the pretty boy didn't see him score. He did all that to impress him.... He even worked out extra hard to show off his pecs...

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3 years

KDJ comes home from work one evening and is surprised to see YJH lounging on the couch since he was meant to come home from his business trip tomorrow afternoon. Thinking that he had just took an earlier flight home, KDJ wasted no time giving him a welcome home kiss.

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1 year

#Joongdok YJH was 10 years old when he first saw KDJ. And he fell in love at first sight. The 15 year old boy stood on stage and stole his breath away the moment he played the first note on his violin, his music intense and beautiful.

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2 years

Yumeiro Patissiere AU JD where KDJ has amazing taste buds but horrible kitchen skills, somehow he gets scouted by a teacher to a famous culinary school and meets YJH, the top student who specializes in chocolate sculptures ft HSY as KDJ's fairy who makes fun of him for his crush

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@cylnire

3 years

Modern KDJ transmigrating into the Joseon dynasty and getting caught up in all sorts of political+harem schemes Concubine: HER BLOOD MIXED WITH THE BABY'S! SHE CHEATED ON YOUR MAJESTY KDJ: sorry to break it to u but that's not solid proof u see if they have the same blood type-

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@cylnire

2 years

Since I finished remarried empress how about a plotja AU? KDJ as the Eastern empire's empress YJH as the Eastern empire's emperor SP as the Western kingdom's king YJH took in a mistress and starts to neglects KDJ so SP swoops in and steals KDJ for himself.

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@cylnire

1 year

Go away pretty boy junior he wants his tired overworked detective father instead Piss off mature and distant senior he's after his divorced and depressed CEO dad Bye bye cute childhood best friend and hello kind uncle who watched him grow up

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@cylnire

2 years

Stepuncle SP fluff before I write SP dumping KDJ's aunt lol TW// infidelity cheating slight NSFW #plotja It's been 5 hours since KDJ's aunt left for her trip with her friends and during those 5 hours, KDJ and SP went at it all over the house, being as loud as they want.

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@cylnire

3 years

KDJ sees YJH as this perfect person like he's handsome, strong, smart, a good cook etc and so YJH desperately tries to hide his tiny flaws like KDJ, dreamily: How can one person be so perfect YJH, internally: he must never know I can't whistle

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@cylnire

2 years

Plotja where chaebol SP and chaebol KDJ whose family are really close so they grew up together, they're friends with other rich kids too but they tend to stick together, late night drives in e/o sports car, private yacht parties where they get drunk on expensive champagne

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@cylnire

2 years

YJH route: YJH was one of the MCs and after the shoot he drags KDJ into the changing room n they fuck SP route: SP, CEO of the company KDJ signed with, saw the clip, asked to meet KDJ, then proceeded to fuck him in his office

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@cylnire

2 years

I know Korean kpop fans have like their own internet slang but it's funny imagining YJH (who's a idol KDJ stan) going on twitter and being like 'he's eating CDs again 😭baby pls eat some food you're so thin nowadays *attaches photo of a meal he cooked*'

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@cylnire

2 years

KDJ, who got dumped by Bihyung, his bf of six years, is drinking at a hotel bar to numb the pain when a handsome man places a hand on his glass, preventing him from drinking more. He cranes his neck upwards to meet SP's eyes. "I think you've had enough tonight." SP says.

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@cylnire

1 year

#plotja #joongdok NSFW 🔞 King SP, Prince YJH, servant KDJ, joseon period maybe CW: NTR (does it even count if YJH and KDJ aren't dating), non consensual voyeurism aka me dropping a b-side before my comeback <3

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@cylnire

1 year

Thinking about idolja crossdressing and performing a sexy gg dance for a special music bank episode or something and he does it so well...he looks so convincing as a woman, winking and smiling at the camera at all the right times, waist and legs even prettier than some idols...

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@cylnire

8 months

#joongdokplot NSFW SP going on a long business trip (4 months) and he's worried about his husband KDJ being lonely so he asks his twin brother YJH to satisfy KDJs sexual needs. He watches them fuck like rabbits on video call, jerking off because it looks like him and KDJ

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@cylnire

2 years

KDJ: why do u care??? KDJ: U've been silent for months already YJH: I don't want to feel guilty if u die of a heart attack or kidney failure KDJ: good KDJ: death couldn't come soon enough YJH:.... YJH: ay u ok dude??? KDJ: no

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@cylnire

1 year

I can see idolja being a 2nd gen idol who is a legend in the industry, his songs are known to be classics and newbies always cover his songs, he went on hiatus at the peak of his career though. YJH grew up with his music and pursued an idol career to see him again.

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@cylnire

3 years

Kinda like JHW: Did u ever pee your pants as a kid 🤣 KDJ: yes but once my father found out he shoved the urine soaked pants in my mouth to muffle my screams as he beat me so I never peed my pants after that KDJ, horrified: shit The kids: *in tears*

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