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@cuteoneliners
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tbh my mom is a queen and she deserves so much more than what life has thrown at her
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@gharkekalesh Meanwhile the Girl don't know that either of them exist
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@gharkekalesh Ending gave me so much satisfaction
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@gharkekalesh Tell me you are unemployed without telling me you are unemployed
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@lfii_tweets No way he thought Zomato is responsible for making the food
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@cricketaakash Bumrah is the only player who actually deserves 20 cr
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@hajarkagalwa People using twitter shouldn't really comment on others wasting time
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@AnimalTheFilm Damn, Vanga himself running this account.
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@ShoneeKapoor Drinking and smoking is bad for health but doing it doesn't make the person bad whether it's boy or girl.
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@sagarcasm Instagram users : Twitter is for smart and literate people *Meanwhile twitter*
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@cringeindian Kangana have multi-personality disorder😂
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@anah3ta Also you're not kajol so enough with the attitude
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@bhogleharsha With that money pat Cummins can buy PSL and shut it down forever
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@andekibhurji women with higher body counts are getting triggered 😭😭
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@SRKsDiary @iamsrk Hold that thought
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@bhogleharsha With that money pat Cummins can buy PSL and shut it down forever
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@ivorymoonlore Every country is unsafe not just India. Its not that women in USA don't get assaulted. Stop saying "Indian men"
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@Its_CineHub Who cares about box office he gave us hera pheri, welcome, garam masala, mujhse shadi karogi, de dana dan, bhagam bhaag, etc. Movies which are fkn hilarious doesn't matter how much times you have seen it.
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@gharkekalesh Girls definately on the wrong here
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@gharkekalesh Hats off to the youtuber.. Taught him a lesson and also let the girl made the decision she wants. Desh ki ijjat bachali
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@titsandclit When dank memer reveals his personality irl
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@sagarcasm Your house is beautiful. X really paying good hann!
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@gharkekalesh Last mein unki bhi fati jab usne dhamki di
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@Prateek_Aaryan Nah you didn't understood what she actually meant.
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@SpeedUpdates1 He is making his way up 😂
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@gharkekalesh Iska kuch kaam dhanda nahi hai kya. Bacche ki fikar karne ka natak kar raha hai aur ussi ke aage gaali de raha hai. Social media pe engagement ke liye kuch bhi karenge ye log. Wo bike wala apna kaam kar raha hai aur uska bacha bhi hai uske saath usse bhaga raha hai
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@SpeedUpdates1 Dream of every football fan
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@musafir_hu_yar @be_mewadi *Aakash chopra asks a question* Johns: Thoda thoda Hinti aata
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@Prateek_Aaryan Ananya got best debut actress award for SOTY2. I will sit on a fast till death outside filmfare set if suhana khan doesn’t get the same.
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@Paromitabardolo Agar aapko Deepika ke bikini pehenne pe apatti nahi hui toh iske nange hone pe bhi compare karke taunt nahi marna chahiye tha
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@memenist_ Ho sakta hai usse tatti ayi ho
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@gharkekalesh There is a reason why professional fights have weight categories. Black guy always had an unfair advantage
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@123perthclassic Here goes Kohli fans targeting family of cricketers again. They called toxic for a reason.
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@Theboysthing @be_mewadi Looked like she got turned on for a second
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Oneday you and me💕
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@desimojito Biggest Pappu of this generation
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@TheseHairFalls First look at your surroundings Jaya, sure it's only this generation?
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@divsfunctional Existence of crimes doesn't mean India is a backward country. India is a developing country. Google the difference between a backward country and developing country its not measured on crime rates
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@gharkekalesh This are situations where i laugh out loudly but also feel bad for the teacher at the same time
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@gharkekalesh A great philosopher once said: "Dushman chahe milen hazar, Biwi na milen Chhinar"
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@thenidhii Udhar blouse pehen ke jana.. Wahan allow nahi karenge warna
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@detectclips The girl is only proving why he is ending this relationship
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@sagarcasm Nah, MensXP did them dirty (1/2)
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@SumitkadeI But in her mind she was thinking about Ranveer so its okay.
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@bholination Rohit scoring century and Virat getting out on Golden Duck. This must be the worst day for you😂
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@vkkings077 What can he possibly get from bootlicking? Rohit is no more captain of MI or ICT. That's just pure friendship but Kohli fans won't know coz Kohli always only made enemies
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@luna_del_reyyy Women keep defending their higher body count against men saying you don't have an option as if all of them have sex with robots and not men
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@gharkekalesh Instead of paying rent, she is accusing her of sexual assault and therefore he is abusing angrily
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@Nyctophilic___ I would have laughed so hard had it been my wedding. Yes you can joke here it's not a funeral. The once in a lifetime event is not ruined instead it has gotten better, you will laugh everytime you play your wedding video. Unfortunate that you think opposite. Beauty lies in the
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@IcarusPunk21 Can't tell if he is being sarcastic?
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@SpeedUpdates1 He is making his way up 😂
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🫠 Monica Bellucci.
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@gharkekalesh Bro beating glass with stick and couldn't scratch it
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@Kavvyia When you do booking for 3 hrs but get done in 3 minutes
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@GemsOfCricket Iss Landya ko team se bahar nikalo. Bohot attitude hai iske ander. He should behave like the captain of Indian Cricket Team
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@WomenBeingAwful Living in a Illusion 😂
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@CAclubindia Isko bolo ki apne views leke apne gaan me daale
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@gharkekalesh A great philosopher once said: "Dushman chahe milen hazar, Biwi na milen Chhinar"
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@AzzatAlsaalem If she is 11 then im 19 again
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@cringeindian Yeh beer pi ke videos banata hai
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@gharkekalesh Bro was testing his guts😂
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@krownnist If women are harassed in public then take steps to stop harassment not allow them to do this mujra/chaprigiri as a compensation for it. They can do it in train as long as they dont disturb anyone else which is not the case majority of the time. I seen reels where people around
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@Its_CineHub Vanga thinks he is the main character
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@earthlykisssed Shahid Kapoor: I did Kabir Singh but i don't believe in that kind of love at all Ranbir Kapoor: that kind of love is something i aspire in my real life DIFFERENCE #Animal
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@TheSaadKaiser Still can't believe you guys sacked Babar Azam. I thought he was your king😂😂
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@elvisharmy @ElvishYadav @RealMaxtern Rukka bajega ab rao saab ka.... Lekin jail me😂😂
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@siappaa_ Impressions ke liye Doglapanti karni padti hai
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@siappaa_ Wahan Tripti Dimri ne aaj dinner nahi kiya kyunki Sia ne kaha ki wo uspe disappointed hai
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@gharkekalesh Meme page admins humesa chomu dikhne wale ladke hi hote hai
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@1sInto2s Qala and then Railway men.. Sahi kaam kar raha hai. Bas Karan Johar aur unke nepo stars se durr hi rahe toh acha rahega
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@CricCrazyJohns Why is the female commentator defending the actions of Tom curran saying maybe he didn't hear (which he clearly did) but even if he didn't is he blind too
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@sagarcasm Lekin ab yehi ladki agar stand up video dalegi toh log twitter pe uski clip dalke bolenge "Hasna tha kya".
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@cskkanu These aunties who wanna come off as teenagers cross all limits in order to look cool and modern
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@meetski23 Meanwhile her thirst trap:
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@labachuka Prateek ko malum nahi hai yeh sab scripted hota hai aur ladkiya isse reach badhane ke liye karti hai
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@theprayagtiwari Ideal scenario Rohit - Captain Bumrah- Vice Captain
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@Rolex__47 Another reason to love SRK
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@Im__Arfan Both of them are Gandus ready to give 20 crs with lacking players in every dept.
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@_veerrr____ Also he knows more hindi than South Indians😂😂
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@time__square One doesn't need a reason to hate Hardik Pandya
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@katrinaloops Never in my life i thought Katrina will be kissing Vijay Sethupathi
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@Bishh04 People who think cricket peaked here haven't seen IND vs ENG test at lords in 2021
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@firki07 Unreal hate for Rohit 😭😭
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@bronnmundey Girls like them deserve Afghanistan as country then only they will realise what they have!
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@gharkekalesh Attack became personal when he said "ek aur khaega"
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@Its_CineHub Ranbir just became a megastar after animal but I would say : 1. SRK 2. Ranbir 3. Hritik 4. Salman
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@sindicatodedomX What do these people think before doing these things
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@desimojito Rahul kanwal:
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@mipaltan @GeraldCoetzee62 No one cares first make Rohit captain
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@Prateek_Aaryan The fact that you are afraid your girl may get impressed by such guy means you are dating the wrong girl in the first place.
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@firki07 Unfortunately physical support is rated higher than mental support😭
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