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Stephanie Jane ๐Ÿ†

@curlylinguist

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Don't expect me to have a life out of my perfectly curated online persona ๐Ÿ† PhD in innuendo & creative multitasker. Fuelled by caffeine and tears ๐Ÿ’ง

Joined June 2022
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@thebillway @historyinmemes Rock Eater when he sees this be like..... #neverendingstory
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@thebillway @historyinmemes Dudes is getting more action in death than he did when he was alive Stone cold stud
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Stephanie Jane ๐Ÿ†
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Why is every injury you get after you turn 30 just, like, permanent?
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I believe that every person has a story to tell... Which is why I stay at home ๐Ÿ 
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Stephanie Jane ๐Ÿ†
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You only live once, so don't forget to spend 15 hours every day on social media, searching for the validation of strangers
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Stephanie Jane ๐Ÿ†
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Whoever thinks money doesn't bring happiness, transfer it to my account
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Stephanie Jane ๐Ÿ†
1 year
*closes Twitter* *opens up LinkedIn* *closes LinkedIn* *opens up threads* *closes threads* *opens up Twitter* Repeats forever
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Stephanie Jane ๐Ÿ†
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PUPPY DAY โค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธ
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Stephanie Jane ๐Ÿ†
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The smarter the person, the less they tell you about it
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I have a thing for men with a good sense of humour, and that thing is called a vagina
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Stephanie Jane ๐Ÿ†
1 year
What the hell are these sandwiches with a third piece of bread in the middle?
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Stephanie Jane ๐Ÿ†
1 year
Fell asleep with my hair wet, burnt my pizza and lost my earring. Yay life! ๐Ÿ™Œ
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Hot as balls today.... sweaty ones
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I almost look professional or something
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Oh hi besties ๐Ÿ‘‹๐Ÿ‘‹๐Ÿ‘‹๐Ÿ‘‹๐Ÿ‘‹ Circle 1 1.ย  @StuartCedric1 2.ย  @brockpierson 3.ย  @linkolnteam 4.ย  @RachaelLemon 5.ย  @Steen22495124 6.ย  @milaniegrae 7.ย  @cigar_and_salt 8.ย  @joshrobertnay Circle 2 9.ย  @theadityakrish 10.ย  @ChooseGoodKarma 11.ย  @the_anti_vc 12.ย  @FoxonTerry 13.ย  @mik14491e 14.
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Stephanie Jane ๐Ÿ†
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Everything happens for a reason Sometimes, that reason is that you are an idiot and you make bad decisions
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Stephanie Jane ๐Ÿ†
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I lost my keys... can I check your pants?
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Stephanie Jane ๐Ÿ†
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I donโ€™t understand people who are productive during the weekend Weekends are for feeling weird and wondering if everyone hates you
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Stephanie Jane ๐Ÿ†
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No one can use you if you are useless #MotivationalQuotes
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Stephanie Jane ๐Ÿ†
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Remember, failure is a great teacher! It teaches you that sometimes, it's just not worth trying
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Pro tip: do stuff, even if itโ€™s hard and you suck at it
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PUPPY DAY โค๏ธ
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Not done one of these in a while.... Old Facebook pics Can't believe how tiny my baby girl was โ™ฅ๏ธ
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Before social media, you could just completely forget someone existed Good Times
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Stephanie Jane ๐Ÿ†
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I can't decide if I should have a nap Do some work Or start a cult...
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Stephanie Jane ๐Ÿ†
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Failure is just success in disguise Or at least that's what I tell myself To feel better about not accomplishing anything...
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Stephanie Jane ๐Ÿ†
1 year
The human body can survive 28 days without food, but only 15 minutes without Internet
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Stephanie Jane ๐Ÿ†
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You will lose a butt-load of people during a "self-improvement phase".... Fuck em' (not literally... maybe ๐Ÿค”) That's what happens when you start working on yourself
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Stephanie Jane ๐Ÿ†
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Just know... If you have a wife and/or girlfriend and you inappropriately message me... I'm gonna tell them bro
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I have scheduled a load of inappropriate memes to entertain you all for a while But I just need to take a week or so to go and have a mental breakdown Obviously, I need to tell everyone with a dramatic exit... because I AM the drama Be back soon โœŒ๏ธ
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You've got something on your face... Wait, no. It's just missing something Me, sitting on it
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Stephanie Jane ๐Ÿ†
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To all the people who doubted me growing up... It looks like you're gonna be right on this one Well played
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Stephanie Jane ๐Ÿ†
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A nice thing about getting older is that the world becomes more and more fu*ked up, which makes the idea of leaving it increasingly more appealing
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Stephanie Jane ๐Ÿ†
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Live each day as if everyone loves you Because self-delusion is underrated as a coping mechanism
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Stephanie Jane ๐Ÿ†
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Expect less of others and trust more in yourself
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Stephanie Jane ๐Ÿ†
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A great alternative to online dating is to just enter a bar shouting: "Does anyone want to fuck?!" It also has more dignity...
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Stephanie Jane ๐Ÿ†
1 year
Life is like a box of chocolates Mostly filled with empty wrappers...
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Stephanie Jane ๐Ÿ†
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Don't cry because it's over Smile Because if you don't Everyone will ask you what's wrong
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Stephanie Jane ๐Ÿ†
1 year
Oh wow, Facebook memories... SJ: The hair extensions era
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My life goal is just to find someone I can comfortably hate everything with together โค๏ธ
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Stephanie Jane ๐Ÿ†
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To everyone who keeps asking ๐Ÿ† I am a REAL person... I just have a filthy mouth ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™€๏ธ
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Being an adult just seems to be all about being tired... Telling people how tired you are... And listening to how tired other adults are... In conclusion: Adulting sucks
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Puppy Sitting Day โ™ฅ๏ธ Best day of the week ๐Ÿ‘Œ
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Everyone's favourite pervert requires extra attention today... ๐ŸŽ‚ #birthdaygirl
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Stephanie Jane ๐Ÿ†
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@JebraFaushay Why all the hate for Dylan? She's literally the most beautiful soul
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Stephanie Jane ๐Ÿ†
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Iโ€™m 100% down for spontaneous adventures Also, 100% down to lay in bed all day Both ends of the spectrum
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Stephanie Jane ๐Ÿ†
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May have gone overboard on the lashes
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Stephanie Jane ๐Ÿ†
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I am on top of things Would you like to be one of them?
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Sprite everywhere...
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Stephanie Jane ๐Ÿ†
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The only way to forget the mistakes you made in the past is to make even bigger mistakes in the present
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Stephanie Jane ๐Ÿ†
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My greatest fantasy is to wake up from having enough sleep
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Stephanie Jane ๐Ÿ†
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#NewProfilePic This one actually is AI ๐Ÿคฃ
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Stephanie Jane ๐Ÿ†
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Hair is officially out of control That makes all of me now ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™€๏ธ
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โœˆ๏ธ๐ŸŒž๐Ÿ– Very much needed
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Stephanie Jane ๐Ÿ†
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what if your teeth were flaccid and only got hard when you got hungry ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ’ญ
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Play with me?
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Stephanie Jane ๐Ÿ†
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If anyone is wondering how ridiculous being a female is... I have to brush my eyelashes in the morning...
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Stephanie Jane ๐Ÿ†
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Guilty ๐Ÿ–
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I want to start retweeting my Twitter pals more... but I am aware my profile is slightly controversial at times So if I ever do a retweet and you want me to delete Please just DM me... I won't take offence โค๏ธ
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Go Blonde or Nah?
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If youโ€™re feeling down, I can feel you up
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Stephanie Jane ๐Ÿ†
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Be nice to people You never know when you'll a need character witness
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Stephanie Jane ๐Ÿ†
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My plan for the evening is to lay on the floor and not move
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Stephanie Jane ๐Ÿ†
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Happy Birthday to my gorgeous lil sister Stace ๐Ÿ’“ She's not on Twitter yet, but I am trying to get her to give it a go! She is super creative too
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When a man says "I want a REAL woman" I run away and hide Because I am actually just 3 cartoon characters in a trenchcoat And he must NEVER find out
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When you have a dream, you've got to grab it and never let go... Unless it requires effort, sacrifice, and a whole lot of hard work Then it's probably better to just let it slip away...
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I have unlocked my account specifically to try and reach @TwitterSafety @TwitterSupport @elonmusk I am all for freedom of speech, but the amount of harassment, child exploitative imagery, sexual harassment and plain abuse that has gone under the radar has been an actual joke.
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Be yourself No one else wants to be you
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If you canโ€™t blind them with brilliance, baffle them with nonsense
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Stephanie Jane ๐Ÿ†
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Be like a star ๐ŸŒŸ Distant and dying
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Stephanie Jane ๐Ÿ†
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Truth ๐Ÿคš
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Working hard on LinkedIn content
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Stephanie Jane ๐Ÿ†
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I just drew something โœ๏ธใ€ฐ๏ธ Not for a client Not for any social For me โค๏ธ And I am not gonna share it It just felt good to take time and create something for myself ๐Ÿซถ
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Warm beer is not a vibe...
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As if I have just been "accused" of being an attention seeker... like hello? Why are we all here anyway?
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Stephanie Jane ๐Ÿ†
1 year
Like an iceberg Rise above the surface and show the world the full extent of your potential
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SOLD ๐Ÿ’ถ
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1 year
Anyone wanting to try lip plumping lipstick... don't! The pain is intense.... I mean, it works ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™€๏ธ But fuck me #ouchmyfacelips
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I don't want to die, but I would appreciate a 3 month nap
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I don't know what happened... but I need to find whatever caused this ๐Ÿ‘€
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I admit I am chaotic with my approach to social media, in terms of my own accounts But it always just flowed naturally ใ€ฐ๏ธ I am REALLY struggling atm I can't seem to keep up with anything ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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Tag someone that's boring AF
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Stephanie Jane ๐Ÿ†
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The doctor said my liver is failing, but i think it's just not applying itself
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If at first you don't succeed... Maybe failure is your thing
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Stephanie Jane ๐Ÿ†
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Women. All your male friends have thought about having sex with you at least once. Gaurenteed
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Stephanie Jane ๐Ÿ†
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Does anyone else remember when visors were fashionable? Yeah, me neither....
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This is a scheduled tweet to remind Stephanie not to be on Twitter when you are out drinking because it's a very very bad idea
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She's alive ๐ŸงŸโ€โ™€๏ธ
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Stephanie Jane ๐Ÿ†
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Opportunities are like rare gems ๐Ÿ’Ž You'll probably never find them
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Remember, it's not procrastination if you never planned to do it in the first place
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I wish the bags under my eyes had money in them
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Be the cunt you want to be... Not the cunt everyone thinks you are
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Hi ๐Ÿ‘‹ I see you bitch
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Stephanie Jane ๐Ÿ†
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Procrastinate now Don't put it off
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I don't always not give a shit But when i do.... Nevermind, I don't give a shit
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Stephanie Jane ๐Ÿ†
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Why does it always have to be: "She's addicted to porn"? Why can't it be: "She's passionate about porn?"
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๐Ÿ“
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