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Philip Cure

@cure_philip

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Raconteur, Boston sports fan, Trivia aficionado

Nashua, NH
Joined April 2022
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@cure_philip
Philip Cure
5 months
Attention all Trump supporters, announcing the new miracle salve “RINO RUB” guaranteed to eliminate the painful rug burn from worshiping the Orange Clown on your knees. For the low price of $69.99 and endorsed by MGT herself!
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Philip Cure
3 months
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Philip Cure
6 months
Attention all Trump supporters, announcing the opening of Victimville, the luxury resort where all Magtards can commiserate over the “ stolen election” and persecution of their favorite traitor. Visit the wall of shame, which lists the 91 indictments of the Orange genius
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Philip Cure
5 months
From the makers of “RINO RUB” introducing “RINO-EZE”, the lube for those of you willing to bend over backwards for the Orange Clown.Act now and for the low price of $69.69, we’ll throw in a Kristi Noem hand puppet. Endorsed by Lindsay G himself!
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Philip Cure
5 months
Attn: Trump voters, Pardon me, now announcing the Felons for Trump rally next week from Victimville. 4/5 mobsters recommend the Trump brand of governance to restore us to our rightful place in society. Endorsed by Sammy “The Bull” himself!
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Philip Cure
4 months
If Trump loves the Ten Commandments so much, why aren’t they posted in his own properties? How about at least posting the ones he’s broken.
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4 months
Does anyone remember there were actually 20 Commandments, but Moses dropped one of the tablets and had to improvise?
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3 months
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2 months
The 2 best players on FSU are the kicker and punter. #BCvsFSU
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Philip Cure
4 months
Remember when Michael Dukakis was pilloried by the press when convicted murderer Willie Horton was asked if he could vote, who would he vote for? Sammy The Bull Gravano, perhaps the largest mass murderer in the US has endorsed Trump
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Philip Cure
2 months
Does anyone remember when the Reagan Administration classified ketchup as a vegetable to cut costs of the school lunch program?
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1 month
Updated odds as of 09/11 on US election, Off shore books have Harris moving to a -120 favorite, Trump +100, 54.5% win probability for Harris
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2 months
Current offshore betting odds on US Presidential election after RFK endorsement is an absolute coin flip, both candidates are -110
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Philip Cure
4 months
Trump has repeatedly said that anyone pleads the 5th Amendment is guilty. He pleaded the 5th Amendment against self incrimination 450 times which means he admits he’s a criminal
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Philip Cure
3 months
The Opening Ceremony paid homage to Greek history by depicting The Feast of Dionysus, NOT The Last Supper, but the “ religious “ right never lets facts get in the way of a narrative they’d like to exploit.
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10 months
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Philip Cure
2 months
Attn: MAGA, While supplies last you can purchase the collectible “Shroud of Urine”. Not really a shroud, but an undergarment of DJT stained with his DNA after he contemplates the inevitability of losing to Kamala. Proceeds to help defray legal expenses before sentencing
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Philip Cure
2 years
@dukedynamite I get the sentiment, but ironically “The Wild West”is a misnomer as most towns like Deadwood, Tombstone and Dodge City had strict gun control laws.
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Philip Cure
9 months
@DMSintheUK @GuntherEagleman Except he was born in the U.S and is a Christian who green lighted the hit on Bin Laden.
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Philip Cure
2 years
Help bring Mr. Beals back to Alvirne High School via @Change
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Philip Cure
3 years
@KyivIndependent Kremlin spokesman Dimitri Danyetsky just announced that all Russian armored assault vehicles will be retrofitted with the Botvinik-Petrosian transmission, which has one speed forward and five in reverse.
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Philip Cure
17 days
JD Vance has called leaders with no biological children “sociopaths “. George Washington had no biological children.
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Philip Cure
6 months
@UConn6thBorough One of the greatest COACHED teams of all time. Most Kentucky teams by themselves under Calipari are more talented, but this is a superbly coached team!
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Philip Cure
2 years
@WinRussiawill Why would NATO threaten the border of a nuclear superpower? Putin’s aggression has backfired and if victory in Ukraine is inevitable, it would be a Pyrrhic victory at best.
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9 months
@kleavittnh Did they play the Russian national anthem?
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4 months
@LauraLoomer Right after Mexico pats for the Wall he didn’t build
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5 months
@catturd2 And the Earth is still flat, and dinosaurs never existed, and man never landed on the moon and Trump won
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6 months
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5 months
@Chicago1Ray Raise your hand if you think all the traitors who breeched the Capitol deserved the same fate.
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Philip Cure
16 days
Trump said he doesn’t believe in paying overtime. Who thinks he will repeal the child labor laws?
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Philip Cure
2 years
@ClayTravis How do you know they haven’t talked to the agents. The official statement from USSS is they have been cooperating with the committee, but would neither confirm nor deny the incident.
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Philip Cure
5 months
@ksorbs Who draws what lines? Players give thanks to God all the time and I’ve never heard of anyone “drawing a line”
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Philip Cure
4 months
@TrumpDailyPosts Be specific, what so called experts and scholars
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4 months
@Chicago1Ray How much was he paid
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5 months
@__TEAM_USA In what possible fucking universe is she responsible for Trump plotting to overthrow our government?
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Philip Cure
6 months
@AmyKremer 306-232 electoral college not to mention a landslide in the popular vote. Not even close and you’re still in denial
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Philip Cure
4 months
@scripturecowboy @GuntherEagleman I’m a Democrat in a voter ID state and approve of it. The only voters caught trying to cheat the system by voting in 2 different jurisdictions from different residences have been Trump voters.
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5 months
@RealHickory @GuntherEagleman In politics everything is hyperbole, if you know what that means, but Republicans are the best at lying.
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5 months
@MonicaCrowley In MAGA world up is down, left is right, black is white, no lie is too big.
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Philip Cure
3 months
@DC_Draino No. History tells us that would be Teddy Roosevelt. Trump is a big fucking pussy compared to him.
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Philip Cure
2 years
@William_Bars_ @statmuse The average height of an NBA player in the mid 60s was 6’ 5.5 “. Today it is 6’ 6”.
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Philip Cure
6 months
@annvandersteel He wanted him fired for NOT investigating corruption.
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Philip Cure
5 months
@C_N_F__on__X Utterly laughable, his America Rescue Plan saved this country.
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5 months
@catturd2 Who will need the first diaper change?
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1 month
@MelisaMimosa420 @elonmusk Assume anyone without a Trump sign is voting for Harris
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Philip Cure
2 years
@NDmoreGUNS @GeraldoRivera You moron. The ONLY chance The GOP has in 2024 is to feed Trump to the wolves and anoint DeSantis as their savior.
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4 months
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2 months
@unclemike927 @marklevinshow Is this a parody account ?
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Philip Cure
6 months
@GinaSaysSo Inflation Reduction Act, Infrastructure Bill, Gun Safety Bill, Chips Act, Green Energy Bill to name a handful. What did Trump pass other than gas?
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Philip Cure
4 months
@CawthornforNC GOP is playing the heads I win, tails you lose game. Rigged if not guilty, guilty and this response from Madison Shit for Brains
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Philip Cure
3 months
@TheUSASingers Sounds like somebody got their palm greased.
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4 months
@TrumpDailyPosts @realDonaldTrump @RealAmVoice Fact check, about 450,000 which is about half as many as Obama created
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Philip Cure
6 months
@MystiicReal @MTGrepp Can you even name more than one city in either country?
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Philip Cure
7 months
@GuntherEagleman If Jesus appeared incognito on Earth today, you would be the first to crucify him for his beliefs. Go Fuck yourself
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Philip Cure
1 year
@KariLakeWarRoom @KariLake No it was the Jewish space lasers and Italian satellites that created the fraud.
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Philip Cure
5 months
@PaulIngrassia And we all know Magtards never lie
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5 months
@BOJANGLES6253 @GrandpaDennisP You don’t need a PHD in global macroeconomics to know when there are travel bans, demand for fuel plummets and global markets adjust prices accordingly
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Philip Cure
7 months
@LangmanVince Go fuck yourself. Why can’t you just enjoy the game and not try to politicize this.
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Philip Cure
4 months
@RonnyJacksonTX Were you sober at the time?
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4 months
@lsferguson Napoleon XIV
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5 months
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7 months
@GinaBro80562458 @TrumpDailyPosts Does anyone with half a brain think Trump believes in God?
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Philip Cure
6 months
@GuntherEagleman No. We have a history of hate which started back in 1794 with the Whiskey Rebellion.
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5 months
@Ran_Dumb_Libs @POTUS Duh, he raised tariffs on China, not eliminate them.
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4 months
@Mom_juggling How does Ring Doorbell video, already in State Police possession, just disappear?
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5 months
@lsferguson David Mendelssohn
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5 months
@GuntherEagleman And Gay Gunther is straight
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4 months
@DefiyantlyFree You mean 6 years ago
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Philip Cure
2 years
@DFS_SlateKilla Clemson total pretenders. Running a hurry up offense up 24 with 2 minutes left to run up the score. He sucks.
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Philip Cure
9 months
@GuntherEagleman The numbers don’t lie, you do.
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2 years
@Judson4America If this were the ex of a prominent Dem, Q would already be spinning a conspiracy theory
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3 months
@catturd2 Magtards
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2 months
@elonmusk How the fuck do you know how criminals vote? Most probably don’t vote at all and I do know Sammy “The Bull” Gravano endorsed Trump
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Philip Cure
3 months
@TheLeoTerrell I like former Presidents who didn’t get themselves shot.
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2 months
@Brodmore11 @GuntherEagleman Are you too fucking dumb to google that? Oh you’re probably a Trumptard so that obviates any response
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Philip Cure
5 months
@catturd2 Please, she would be the greatest thing since sliced bread if she were a Magtard
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Philip Cure
9 months
@LauraLoomer @NikkiHaley Hilarious, would most of you be attacking Haley if she were the presumptive nominee.
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4 months
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4 months
@TrumpDailyPosts But you will pay thru the nose on hidden taxes
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4 months
@lsferguson Vittorio Vinkovicci
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1 month
@catturd2 This just in, character assassination doesn’t work when you have a candidate as badly flawed as Trump
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Philip Cure
10 days
Liberty vs FIU, with 22 seconds left in game and Liberty punting with no time outs left, why would you risk muffing a fair catch if you’re FIU when it’s your intention to take a knee on the next play? Coaching malfeasance
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Philip Cure
4 months
@Joe_Skeith @TheOnlyEsta Common misconception, that is the Battle Flag of the Army of Northern Virginia, the Confederate Flag was the Stars and Bars.
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Philip Cure
1 month
@GuntherEagleman Leaked by Lindsey Graham?
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5 months
@lsferguson So you’re calling Trump a liar, since he admitted Obama was born in Hawaii?
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4 months
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4 months
@lsferguson Lumpy Rutherford
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9 months
@Bubblebathgirl @LauraLoomer There’s an old German proverb applicable to you that translates into “ if being stupid hurt, you’d be screaming all day”.
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4 months
@LauraLoomer No Trump lives in a clown world. Just look at the number of his fellow felons that emerged from the Trump clown car.
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5 months
@steinberger_l @GinaSaysSo Whose Army? He is absolutely full of shit
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7 months
@TeamTrump It takes a special kind of stupid to give money to a billionaire
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Philip Cure
5 months
@dmn_mavericks @dallasmavs Took a page out of Caitlin Clark’s repertoire with the step back three!
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Philip Cure
4 months
@its_The_Dr The why did he not rescind tariffs on China, and then went ahead and increased them genius?
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23 days
@rebsbarstool @MatthewSluka If I’m a UNLV recruit, I will cross them off my list immediately after this
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@cure_philip
Philip Cure
1 month
@barstoolsports I know fans always want the O to go for it on 4th down, but ultimately eschewing the FG on the first drive cost Eagles the game
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@cure_philip
Philip Cure
5 months
@TulsiGabbardrep Uh, let me think about that. NO!
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Philip Cure
1 year
@TheLeoTerrell Soft on crime.
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1 month
@ObamaMalik Who cares?
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4 months
@lsferguson Otis Sistrunk
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