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ᴄᴜꜰᴄjoel

@cufcjoel

7 months

😢 All the best marra @Ryan_edmondson9

Carlisle United FC

@officialcufc

7 months

🤝 Good luck to striker @Ryan_edmondson9 who has today left the club by mutual consent as he heads over to Australia to take up a new challenge.

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Sam

@_SamEllis

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@officialcufc love to see it

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@cufcjoel

6 months

Absolutely shite

Carlisle United FC

@officialcufc

6 months

GOAL for Reading - Smith scored #cufc

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@cufcjoel

1 year

57 year old 5’7 Paul Simpson rattling the life out of 24 year old 6’3 Morgan Feeney will always make me laugh. Super Paul Simpson.

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@cufcjoel

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@MorecambeFC @TheCareerWallet @SHD_Backup this is gonna be some headache for L2 transfer roundup

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@cufcjoel

5 months

We can dream right #cufc

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@cufcjoel

5 months

Sir Gareth T Wildebeest III 💎

@Gnat68

5 months

Wow I’ve just seen the team That will be far too strong for little Carlisle Word has it they’ve got half a team out, so if UnderFireFergie blows it today he’s got to go Looking at the Supercomputer stats, it’s looking like a crushing 4-0 Home win 😃 #pufc #carlisleUtd #cufc

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@cufcjoel

1 year

The Bradford rejects do it once again. What a performance from both these lads today, so proud. 💙

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@cufcjoel

6 months

Harrison Neal I am so sorry, you deserve better

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@cufcjoel

1 year

How good was this guy today #cufc fans? 10/10 performance for me.

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@cufcjoel

1 year

“Better hands than Tomas Holy” Mellish on instagram 😂😂

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@cufcjoel

10 months

😂 #cufc

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ᴄᴜꜰᴄjoel

@cufcjoel

11 months

Today.

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@cufcjoel

8 months

😍💙 #cufc

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@cufcjoel

2 months

🙏 @officialcufc

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ᴄᴜꜰᴄjoel

@cufcjoel

4 months

I’ve been so critical of Holy but I couldn’t help but clap him off. It makes a huge difference when a player genuinely gives a shite about the supporters (makes a difference). Also is one of the nicest people I’ve ever come across. I have to say, maybe the grass wasn’t greener 🤷‍♂️

Carlisle United FC

@officialcufc

4 months

Throughout a tough campaign, you've been behind us all the way. 👏 Your support at BP this season has been incredible - thank you! We'll see over 1,500 of you on the final day in Derby. 💙 #cufc

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ᴄᴜꜰᴄjoel

@cufcjoel

1 year

Ohhhh Tobi-Sho-Silvaaaaa 💙 @TobiSho_ all the best mate, always brilliant when called up on. lovely lovely guy i wish you all the best 💙

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ᴄᴜꜰᴄjoel

@cufcjoel

2 months

We’re winning the league.

Carlisle United FC

@officialcufc

2 months

Our new number 1️⃣0️⃣.

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ᴄᴜꜰᴄjoel

@cufcjoel

11 days

Don’t care what anyone says this is huge, love it

Jon Colman

@joncolman

11 days

New LED advertising boards now up and running at Brunton Park #cufc

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ᴄᴜꜰᴄjoel

@cufcjoel

5 months

This may be the greatest piece of art to ever grace a football pitch

ᴄᴜꜰᴄjoel

@cufcjoel

5 months

Haven’t won a game in it all season 😮‍💨

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@cufcjoel

14 days

#cufc

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ᴄᴜꜰᴄjoel

@cufcjoel

8 months

New signing due in the next few days 👀 #cufc

Carlisle United FC

@officialcufc

8 months

👀 Watch Paul Simpson speaking ahead of Saturday's game against Northampton on our YouTube channel here 👇

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ᴄᴜꜰᴄjoel

@cufcjoel

7 months

🤝 We can today confirm the signing of forward Luke Plange on a 3 and a half year deal for a substantial fee. Welcome back Luke 💙 #cufc

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@cufcjoel

8 months

Jokes aside, well done Gabe Breeze he did well under the circumstances.

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@cufcjoel

9 months

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ᴄᴜꜰᴄjoel

@cufcjoel

8 months

Emmanuel fantastic today. Breeze did very well - his best game this far. Robinson played very well. Gibson was outstanding. Thought Garner did well too. Fucking beauty 3 points up the fucking blues

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ᴄᴜꜰᴄjoel

@cufcjoel

9 months

MAKE CARLISLE THE 51st STATE

BBC Sport Cumbria

@bbccumbriasport

9 months

BREAKING: IT’S OFFICIAL! 🇺🇸 #CUFC

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ᴄᴜꜰᴄjoel

@cufcjoel

8 months

Some club 🔥🔥 (when man united are in town)

Jack Rourke

@JackRourke15

8 months

Some club

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ᴄᴜꜰᴄjoel

@cufcjoel

10 months

#cufc

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ᴄᴜꜰᴄjoel

@cufcjoel

4 months

That is some effort Barrow, genuinely impressed at that bottle

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ᴄᴜꜰᴄjoel

@cufcjoel

10 months

Again!?🤣 #cufc

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@cufcjoel

7 months

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ᴄᴜꜰᴄjoel

@cufcjoel

7 months

Fuckin hell man

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ᴄᴜꜰᴄjoel

@cufcjoel

5 months

Poku Party

@PufcPoku

5 months

It’s match day #pufc 🤩

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ᴄᴜꜰᴄjoel

@cufcjoel

1 year

Feeney to Shrewsbury is the most sidewards move he could’ve made. Why? It’s not a step up in his career he’s just totally lost every bit of respect with Carlisle fans. He’s idolised by fans here, club captain and has a chant which is sung every single game. #cufc

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ᴄᴜꜰᴄjoel

@cufcjoel

1 year

I’ll be his biggest critic but Plange did very well tonight, put in a good shift. A few more of them and he will get himself back in the team.

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@cufcjoel

14 days

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ᴄᴜꜰᴄjoel

@cufcjoel

9 months

Moxon and Armer off i dont give a fuck who comes on can be geoff haugh and ron jon dc for all care

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ᴄᴜꜰᴄjoel

@cufcjoel

1 month

Excited about this guy

Carlisle United FC

@officialcufc

1 month

💪 Stellar performance. Well deserved goal.

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ᴄᴜꜰᴄjoel

@cufcjoel

2 months

Go well Jarmer lad 🚀🚀

Carlisle United FC

@officialcufc

2 months

Carlisle United Football Club can confirm that defender Jack Armer has joined Burton Albion for an undisclosed fee. 👊 Wishing you all the best for the future, Jack!

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ᴄᴜꜰᴄjoel

@cufcjoel

7 months

🙏✍️ @officialcufc

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ᴄᴜꜰᴄjoel

@cufcjoel

6 months

2 Years ago today Paul Simpson appointed 💙 (still yet to decide which of these 2 photos i prefer 🥕🐍)

Carlisle United FC

@officialcufc

3 years

💙 We are delighted to announce that Cumbrian lad Paul Simpson has come home to take charge of first-team affairs until the end of the current campaign. Full details 👇

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ᴄᴜꜰᴄjoel

@cufcjoel

4 months

I know I’m in the minority but I’m gonna miss this lad 🫤🤷‍♂️

Carlisle United FC

@officialcufc

4 months

Carlisle United Football Club can confirm the retained/released list following the conclusion of the 2023/24 campaign. Read below. ⤵️ #cufc

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ᴄᴜꜰᴄjoel

@cufcjoel

2 months

Carlisle United play football today 😎 #cufc

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@cufcjoel

7 months

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@cufcjoel

5 months

Out of Context Carlisle

@OOCCarlisle

5 months

JON MELLISH SIMPLE AS

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@cufcjoel

6 months

I’ll likely get stick for this but oh well. I don’t think Paul Simpson should be sacked. The squad coming into this season was considerably worse than the one we finished last with. 1/11

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ᴄᴜꜰᴄjoel

@cufcjoel

1 year

the boys #cufc

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ᴄᴜꜰᴄjoel

@cufcjoel

11 months

About 80% of them will be our ever strong Bolton branch

Carlisle United FC

@officialcufc

11 months

💙🔵⚽️ We can confirm that we will be receiving a further allocation of tickets for the @OfficialBWFC away game on Sat 7 October early next week. We'll confirm they're ready to purchase, and how many, once received and checked. That means we have currently sold 3⃣6⃣8⃣5⃣ #cufc

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@cufcjoel

1 year

@Gibson7_ 💙💙

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ᴄᴜꜰᴄjoel

@cufcjoel

2 months

EIEIEIEIOOOOOOO UP THE FOOTBALL LEAGUE WE GO

Carlisle United FC

@officialcufc

2 months

🤝 Carlisle United Football Club are delighted to announce the signing of striker Charlie Wyke on a two-year deal. Read more. ⤵️

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ᴄᴜꜰᴄjoel

@cufcjoel

1 year

FIN BACK IS COMING BACK #cufc

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ᴄᴜꜰᴄjoel

@cufcjoel

1 month

Couldn’t more strongly agree. What a massive middle finger that is to supporters who chose to listen/watch to these interviews and or bits of content. More so interviews… I get loads of new people are at the club and I don’t think it wouldn’t be fair to point fingers however 1/2

Blue Army TV

@blue_army_tv

1 month

Putting previously free content such as pitch side blues and player interviews behind a pay wall is the first big mistake the piateks have made. Stupidly bad decision #cufc

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@cufcjoel

9 months

Carlisle United FC

@officialcufc

9 months

💬 "With Jokull being out for what we think will be 12-14 weeks after fracturing his scapula we need to get another goalkeeper in the building." An injury update from Paul Simpson 👇

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ᴄᴜꜰᴄjoel

@cufcjoel

7 months

Harry Lewis interview, speaks so well seems like a top guy

Harry Lewis on signing for United, making his debut and settling in

Watch full interviews, extended match highlights and full matches on iFollow United here - https://www.carlisleunited.co.uk/ifollow/

www.youtube.com

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ᴄᴜꜰᴄjoel

@cufcjoel

8 months

“We’re talking to Gabe about staying longer and trying to extend his contract” 😍 #cufc

Carlisle United FC

@officialcufc

8 months

👀 Watch Paul Simpson talking about Harry Lewis, injuries and Oxford United on our YouTube channel here 👇

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@cufcjoel

2 months

#cufc #bcafc

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ᴄᴜꜰᴄjoel

@cufcjoel

8 months

Can the Piataks sign Jesus Christ himself?

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@cufcjoel

9 months

Jon Colman

@joncolman

9 months

Carlisle have already approached some free agent goalkeepers as they prepare to be without Jokull Andresson for a spell. Latest from Paul Simpson ⤵️ #cufc @newsandstar READ:

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ᴄᴜꜰᴄjoel

@cufcjoel

9 months

i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you i love you @CastleSportsGrp

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@cufcjoel

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Carlisle United FC

@officialcufc

8 months

GOAL for Cheltenham - Sercombe scored #cufc

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ᴄᴜꜰᴄjoel

@cufcjoel

8 months

Piatak’s not messing about 😤💙 #cufc

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ᴄᴜꜰᴄjoel

@cufcjoel

1 year

Messi spotted on Warwick Road. #cufc Suspicious arise over a potential hijack from Carlisle United to stop his transfer to Inter Miami. - reports from @RonJohnDC

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ᴄᴜꜰᴄjoel

@cufcjoel

6 months

This absolute pathetic excuse of a footballer is our top earner earning upwards of £3,500 a week by the way #cufc

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ᴄᴜꜰᴄjoel

@cufcjoel

1 year

Run it the fuck back, unfinished business 🔥

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ᴄᴜꜰᴄjoel

@cufcjoel

1 year

My 11 for Saturday. #cufc 4-3-3 We need to play wide IMO. Gibson HAS to start for me, he’s a difference maker and fantastic on the wing. JK on the left as Omari Patrick has the footballing ability of a legless horse. Back line and midfield pretty standard. Come on you blues.

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ᴄᴜꜰᴄjoel

@cufcjoel

9 months

THE CARLISLE UNITED FOOTBALL CLUB😍

Carlisle United FC

@officialcufc

9 months

A message from your new owners 😍 We can’t wait to see everyone at BP on Saturday for the start of a new era! Be part of history and get your tickets now 👇🏼

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ᴄᴜꜰᴄjoel

@cufcjoel

7 months

#cufc

Carlisle United FC

@officialcufc

8 months

We are delighted to confirm that striker Luke Armstrong has officially joined the Blues following the opening of the January transfer window ✍️ Welcome to Brunton Park, Luke! 💙

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ᴄᴜꜰᴄjoel

@cufcjoel

10 months

Can’t believe that Callum Guy news. Thats so unfortunate, really is. Been absolute quality and since Simmo came in has been a different player. Gonna be hard to find someone who can do what he can in a short space of time with limited options. Genuinely a massive loss.

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ᴄᴜꜰᴄjoel

@cufcjoel

3 months

Been there, done that

tomhwilliams23

@tomhwilliams23

3 months

Who is the one player at your club that’s most likely to go on to play for England? 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🤔👇

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ᴄᴜꜰᴄjoel

@cufcjoel

9 months

All set

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ᴄᴜꜰᴄjoel

@cufcjoel

1 year

Omari Patrick is a waste of time. Yes, I know he’s naturally a winger and Striker isn’t his favoured position. But look at Gibson he was always a RW but past 18 months or so has played CM and RWB and done it very well too. Omari needs to move on. Best for both parties.

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ᴄᴜꜰᴄjoel

@cufcjoel

5 months

burger van now

Carlisle United FC

@officialcufc

5 months

GOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL LAVELLE

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ᴄᴜꜰᴄjoel

@cufcjoel

1 year

Would be poetic getting our first win at home on Saturday against that greasy scouce nerfbullet.

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ᴄᴜꜰᴄjoel

@cufcjoel

10 months

Dont want to start speculation at all as I don’t have anything concrete to do so. But it just doesn’t sit right with me the way Andy Hall has left. Nearly 23 years at the club and has gone without a word? Maybe i’m too invested in this but it just doesn’t seem right whatsoever.

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ᴄᴜꜰᴄjoel

@cufcjoel

8 months

Breeze easily the best keeper we have distribution wise. Gibson looking so creative just makes you think what Simmos been thinking. Garner creating problems just wish he’d stay on his feet

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ᴄᴜꜰᴄjoel

@cufcjoel

21 days

#cufc

Carlisle United FC

@officialcufc

21 days

🔥 Adu-Adjei is off the mark for the Blues.

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ᴄᴜꜰᴄjoel

@cufcjoel

2 months

Delighted with this one. RB is a position we’ve yet to really see someone settle there and make it their own for a number of seasons now hopefully Davies can be the one. Would’ve definitely took him over the other RBs we had been linked to also. Great business 👍

Carlisle United FC

@officialcufc

2 months

🤝 Carlisle United Football Club are delighted to announce the signing of defender Archie Davies on a two-year deal from Dundalk for an undisclosed fee. Read more. ⤵️

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ᴄᴜꜰᴄjoel

@cufcjoel

1 year

Who would’ve thought Garner would be the fix to our goal scoring problems what a fucking boy

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ᴄᴜꜰᴄjoel

@cufcjoel

5 months

Sam Lavelle BEST HIGHLIGHTS 23/24. Arms up and look around like its everyone else but yourself’s fault 👍

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ᴄᴜꜰᴄjoel

@cufcjoel

7 months

Jack Diamond on LOAN ✅ #cufc

Carlisle United FC

@officialcufc

7 months

✍️👀

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ᴄᴜꜰᴄjoel

@cufcjoel

6 months

🤯 Some people #cufc

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@cufcjoel

8 months

Damian Reynolds

@DamianReynold16

8 months

I'll do anything please @BarrowAFC Bring him home

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ᴄᴜꜰᴄjoel

@cufcjoel

4 months

@officialcufc You’ll never sing that

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ᴄᴜꜰᴄjoel

@cufcjoel

1 year

My 11 for Bradford. #cufc Garner is probably our best option to pair with Denno atm. Gibbo in at RWB, he loves playing Bradford and i think is perfect for this game. The rest just pick themselves. Let’s fucking have them United 💙

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@cufcjoel

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ᴄᴜꜰᴄjoel

@cufcjoel

9 months

“Barely” Try near double 👍

Mike

@Mike_BWFC

9 months

@CiaranBWFC2002 Be interesting to see how their attendances change…their average home attendance this far is barely more than they brought to our place

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@cufcjoel

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Carlisle United FC

@officialcufc

5 months

👋 Morning, JJ! #cufc

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ᴄᴜꜰᴄjoel

@cufcjoel

6 months

Huntington Diamond Harry Lewis Absolutely superb 💪

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ᴄᴜꜰᴄjoel

@cufcjoel

7 months

Wish we had more exciting ways of teasing/announcing signings rather than just the “👀/✍️” nit picking like but just a little thought, you see all these cool announcements from clubs now #cufc

Carlisle United FC

@officialcufc

7 months

✍️👀

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ᴄᴜꜰᴄjoel

@cufcjoel

7 months

Sam Lavelle highlights: Head a couple goal kicks Pull a few shirts Be a liability ✅ Hunts where are you sweet prince💔

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ᴄᴜꜰᴄjoel

@cufcjoel

2 months

Bookmark that ye fuckkkkkss x

ᴄᴜꜰᴄjoel

@cufcjoel

2 months

#cufc #bcafc

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ᴄᴜꜰᴄjoel

@cufcjoel

1 year

Me personally, i’d rather have moxon than 500k.

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ᴄᴜꜰᴄjoel

@cufcjoel

1 year

This is where greed gets you in football ladies and gentlemen, Shrewsbury Town.

Shrewsbury Town FC

@shrewsburytown

1 year

🖊️ | We are delighted to confirm the signing of promotion-winning captain Morgan Feeney! The 24-year-old has penned a new two-year deal at The Croud Meadow 🤩 Welcome to #Salop , Morgan! 🔷🔶

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ᴄᴜꜰᴄjoel

@cufcjoel

8 months

Goalkeeper A striker 1 or 2 Midfielder(s) Centre back

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