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11 months
@Bornakang This dudes back story to the reasoning must be wild.
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10 months
@sheinlovewrae Bros got Jeffrey Dahmer as a neighbor … those meat chunks sus af
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11 months
@Zazamyodor Your misreading it 🤦‍♂️ “Killa” stands for Kind Innocent Long Legged Astronomer He’s just trying to educate his opps
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11 months
@gunsnrosesgirl3 I’m not ashamed to say I watched all 3 minutes 21 seconds of this video. I can’t get that time back but I accept, it was beautifully done.
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@HumansNoContext He got most of the new pizza on the old pizza tray so 7.5 out of 10 stars on the delivery for sure.
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9 months
@vidsthatgohard This is the vibe
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11 months
@faiththegemini What’s wild is I knowww someone out there put their REAL social on here 😭🤦‍♂️
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10 months
@heyyitsjanea And Michael Jackson would be the blueprint to Usher
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7 months
@GaySexScaresMe The video just ends … is he still there?
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11 months
@thecathguy Let’s be real here. 1. There aren’t enough hard working Americans to fill all of those shoes. They aren’t “stealing jobs” just taking jobs everyone else doesn’t want to do. At least not in populated areas where people become less and less able to do anything themselves and
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10 months
@GlasxxTv This maths not mathing … 50k per sock is 100k my boi
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9 months
@githii For some reason I thought a sink hole was going to appear ... This is just as bad
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10 months
@vitaminchex Ladies your cool with your man going MIA till 5am when everything’s closed cause he’s out with his boys? Imma tell u rn my ass would be locked out.
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10 months
@MarioNawfal His dome looks like a perfect landing strip for a F-35
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11 months
@historyinmemes In 2023 and the way most homes are built, within 2 years you will also have anti-ninja floors.
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@Phil_Lewis_ To the two ladys who walked by and saw it and didn’t slap the racism out of her … you’re just as bad. I want those names too.
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10 months
@kimkim579 It’s ok to put blame where blame is due , no need to sugar coat.
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9 months
@thegates0fmel I just hope not too many ice cubes were harmed in this high stakes heist. RIP to the ones who didn’t make it and never had a chance 💔.
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@gunsnrosesgirl3 On the other side there’s an elevator but when I went it was out of order so I had to climb . Wonderful food once you get to the top though.
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11 months
@ericriveracooks “AH My wife, she make ah this cheese… she make it of a milk from her teat.”
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10 months
@VisionaryVoid @historyinmemes Oo so the homegirl abusive
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11 months
@kingtrelll I saw the first video and was PISSED I didn’t get to see the winner of the semi-finals… bro u gotta put part 1 if your then gonna say part 2 , got me stressin over here 😂.
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7 months
@BLKLiberation84 Cekeyus - “Thanks for the free, positive tone, motivating speech to help me and my family but I’ll need $250k from YOU instead cause I’m not gonna be healthier for no one including myself!” 🤡
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10 months
@allthatjazz13 @blcktwit01 @JahelisWasHere “I’m sure there is” 😭😭😭 weak non answer, answer response . Pathetic
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11 months
@BenjaminLutte @Bornakang If I had to guess more than one time 🤣
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10 months
@JameelHassan_ Yeah but when that one internal dialogue you don’t want to win starts winning 😂😅
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10 months
@Bornakang This fun and all but when I cook my girl and she then hangry who’s the real loser? 😭
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10 months
@SKTheKingYT This is this issue when our system has gone soft and parents have gone soft and you’ll lose your kid for having them pick out a switch for their own punishment.
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7 months
@social7tes95802 I’m pretty sure if you asked most Americans if they want to be taxed more just to help people who mismanaged 13 billion in funds, are ungrateful, and then threaten them with death that they’d also agree we should never help again either. We already have our own issues. Most
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@fuckedupfoods Where’s the pic of it once they flipped it over 👀
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7 months
@VWEBBJR It’s called another era … kids these days to light.
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11 months
@big_business_ Y’all think he has a mansion?
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8 months
@DavidWolfe I’m not 100% sure on this but pretty sure they’ll just garnish your wages. Back in 2018 they adjusted my local taxes and I didn’t file accordingly. I decided I wasn’t going to pay the extra tax… they decided to directly take my money from my paycheck aka garnished my wage.
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11 months
@stillgray Remember when people got sick when the seasoned changed , sucked it up, and moved on with there life without even the thought of a “mystery” illness. Even when pneumonia was knocking out people left and right they still just went about their business like true Americans lol
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8 months
This weeks addition to the bag.💪🔥 #silversqueeze #Silver #stacking
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@SHIBOVERLORD And here I was thinking #SHIBARMY was actually maturing and realizing that they will not success with the negative vibes . #Cryptocurency is only successful with a strong community. Notice how I said #Crypto as a whole not just SHIB or #doge . Do Only Good Everyday ! #DoBetter
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10 months
@BlackPatriarch1 Hot take I see a man who acts like a woman and a woman who acts like a man … seems like a fair fight to me.
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10 months
@tropicallesbian There’s a huge gap between this mother and daughter 🤦‍♂️. I hope this helped to bring them together.
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10 months
@ridgewallet It’s a past time in my family to run over our luggage before a vacation . I’m not the only one right?
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8 months
@Zim_Mill Ahh so “overly rambunctious” is the new meaning of a murdering, raping, abusive, manipulative, etc. , person now a days. Back in my day we’d just call them what they were and lock em up if they made it there.
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10 months
@IronPig23 @heyyitsjanea Agreed with the James brown , gotta look into Cab Calloway . Who’s did Cab get inspiration from then?
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10 months
@Neytiri_55 Not a race thing 🤦‍♂️. It’s the government colluding with large corporations to make 💰. But way to make a wholesome post about race and division. Not even blaming the correct people.
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7 months
@JuicegawdinPriv Nah this one’s stronger because it has more glass.
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I’m going to be super bullish and say that #dogecoin hits .50c+ this weekend . What do you think it will end up at? #dogearmy #DogeCoinTo1Dollar
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Do I choose Dogebeans Rise or The CEO to start off the day ? @dogebeans @greg16676935420 #dogearmy #dogecoin
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@Bornakang She said “Alright now ,good job, let’s take a second to watch him catch his single fish” Meanwhile she just playin the shit outta him lol
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10 months
@vidsthatgohard One of my favorite philosophical thoughts answered… If a man poops while jumping off a cliff into water and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound? The answer is yes, yes it does and it’s loud and violent.
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@Culture_Crit Legacy. Very few are concerned about this now a days. Just the mind set of how much money can I make for myself before I die.
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7 months
@AbudBakri The fact the the effects of fentanyl are unlike cocaine and its laced makes no logical sense. I might be old school but return customers are best. The use of fentanyl in cocaine from a dealers perspective quite literally kills your business plus there are cheaper and easier
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11 months
@shannonsharpeee When she starts laughing and then he makes a look like “ mannnn if you weren’t my wife…” 💀
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7 months
@sweatystartup When an American who’s been living and paying taxes for 18 years with good credit can’t achieve that type of loan for a business yet alone driving for someone else’s business is WILD. I want to be happy for him but at the same time , tell me how tf this makes any sense.
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@TansuYegen If I had to guess most people hating on this CHILDS hair believes in this dude with long hair … what if 🤔 … nooo
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Just had breakfast but apparently it’s time for launch 🚀🚀🚀 #dogecoin #2TheMoon #DogeCoinTo1Dollar
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7 months
At spot price how could I not get the 1gs? Another week , another addition to the stack. What #silver or other precious metals did you add this week?
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10 months
@celebriD Mental healths no joke and communication is 🔑 to provide a healthy overall balance in life. It seems like there is lack of communication and understanding from both parties here. For the man in this situation like many have pointed out , it’s reasonable to seek alone time yet
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11 months
@arealperson33 Snail I just looked at your profile … I’m not surprised you couldn’t come to the table with anything of substance. Learn to grow , I understand being a snail is a slow hard life just take that shell off and start sprinting in the right direction. You got it bud.
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10 months
@PicturesFoIder That’s just like standing next to someone at a urinal when there’s 20 in a row… weird imo but not sure it calls for that reaction 😂. When the dude hears “I suggest…” and then repeats it out loud, then freezes, then turns to the side cracks me tf upp 😭
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10 months
@frogclubs Yeah it’s quite literally your right to get permits to protest which is completely legal. This is illegal and dangerous to all involved.
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@Soulful1865 I’ve been to phillipsburg and the surrounding areas and they don’t fuck around when it comes to school sports. The parents I mean , the kids idk 🤷‍♂️.
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@SupernovaMomma How much do you think those custom stickers cost? On a teacher’s salary? I’d bet she’s one of those who complains she has to buy her own supplies for class and then buy this shit. Side note… Parents your children are NOT your friends and make sure they respect their teachers
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@greg16676935420 Don’t feel ashamed greg, I think a lot of us have been looking for that big “O” for a while now.
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7 months
@everytimeigoout This is the funniest post and responses to people posting Ive seen in quite some time. Nothing like some good doodoo humor to break up the other wild side of X 😂
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@NikkiThaGodB1 septum ring = 🚩 OR a green flag if having a girl who’d be willing to sleep with a married dude while his family sleeps upstairs is your thing
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@MinisterOfNFTs Look at the disappointment in the face … this NFT knew it’s worth from day one.
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@weirddalle This is the 3rd video I’ve seen of this lady cooking for her husband and that’s how I know this is fake. That MF would have been dead after the second meal.
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@mychal3ts In the land of points everything has a point and at the same time no point at all. You’ve got this 💪 .
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11 months
@shannonsharpeee Bro big body but I’d take it on. If u only got weight as your advantage good luck lol this dude can’t fight for shit 😂
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@ShitpostGate If you’re buying dominos because you think it’s cheaper at this point you’re wrong even with all their “deals” . Shop local ,shop less processed. 12-14 large pizza at local shop anywhere and tasty 20 bucks for a large at dominos with a side of belly aches
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@TDanger19 @youngWILT_ I don’t do either of those lol BUT my girl works as a dental assistant and has told me if you have a cut on your gums it’ll stop it quick and also help with pain related to tooth decay. We keep it in the medicine cabinet 😭 never been used .
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@BillyM2k My German shepherd and cats wanted me to say the Dyson is above all vacuums … tbh they’re probably right
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10 months
@EveryBitOfRude Jesus , Lamar the dog needs therapy and That lady needs god and at the very least community service. Everyone pray for Lamar, he don’t even know he’s being sexually assaulted.
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@a7maad_80 @jacksonhinklle The lady in the store holding the sign up she justt made so that hopefully her shop isn’t vandalized 😂 😞
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@Cokedupoptions You should have went for the bundle at the reasonable price of $6,942 . That’s what I did 10 years ago and I’m almost a thousandaire! Did yours come with the reoccurring payment for life too or was that only in the bundle?
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@budweiserusa @SlimJim @budweiserusa @slim jim Thank you for your support from all of us in the #DOGE #dogearmy !
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Good morning #dogecoin community! Remember slow and steady wins the race. 🌙 🚀 #buythedip #HODL
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Honestly the price of #dogecoin is irrelevant to me . I believe in its success long term . So I’ll buy and #HODL at any price until we get #ToTheMoon , and then I’ll buy more.
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@UberFacts Ok so with twitter only at 556m that explains why I see the same 30 peoples tweets that I don’t follow. Thanks for the deets on the tweets 👍.
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@SKTheKingYT @iChvse I tell my girl “backpack” 🎒 and her 5ft ass turns right into the big spoon while my 6ft ass wears her as a backpack 😭😭😭
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@bababire @GlasxxTv Typically I’ll watch the video or look into the tweet more but honestly been hearing too many preventable Ls from DJ Akademiks to watch a video of him talking about being stupid enough to have that much stollen when most people statistically wish they had 500 to put in a sock
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@marshmellyyyyy @vitaminchex Don’t be sorry that I make money for my future family and responsible decisions 😂
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@TheAlphaThought I think you left out 3.5 which is… I spent all my money on shares and now want more but need more cash first. That’s where I’m at 😂 , the hustle never stops though! Keep accumulating and being “broke” now so you don’t have to be later in life!
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@FilmThePoliceLA And some people wonder why other people want police defunded. Anyone who disagrees that they are overfunded and undertrained just loves throwing tax dollars away for exactly this. Cops talking in back“man if he didn’t get a meal he would have stolen then I could have shot him”
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@mymixtapez Will like “yeah , and not that Oscar”
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@UberFacts It’s annoying as hell when they got one person running 10 pumps and you’ve been waiting with a full tank for 5+ min to just pull off.
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@zarwill8 @TalbertSwan Narcissism is a product of privilege. White people in America and around the world are born with privilege even if nothing “seems” privileged about their life. Weve had a major systematic problem that needs an overhaul to rectify itself immediately. At this point, by any means
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@DisturbingVidz True story… I was working on a back door of a hotel in center city Philly and there is a dude laying behind the dumpster with his arm and hand sticking out. About 2 hours after seeing him he’s still laying/kneeling. He lunges out and grabs a rat. He proudly shows us his
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@InternetH0F 23 years? They’ve only been on the market (at least in us) since 2007 . If you didn’t go through years of smoking black & milds and 2 packs a day than what are you doing smoking those in the first place 😂
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@mushr00mbabe Yeah it’s definitely not cool , he’ll obviously grow into that light bulb shape of a head of his eventually… right?
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@Bornakang Can’t disclose the location but I’ve wondered how they’ve stayed in business and now I know! A “rock” shop sells these bad boys as “geodes” up the street from me 🤫.
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11 months
@Magpie_Minx @thecathguy 2nd part of what you said is key 🔑
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9 months
@elonmusk I want to see another Cybertruck coming in the opposite direction and them have to go around each other. That’s a true display of capabilities … that road is better quality than 90% of the US infrastructure. Still 🔥 but basically easier than driving down a highway.
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@faiththegemini Happened to me once with my mom when I was still at home. She lost her shit and told me she threw it out… after explaining how much it was worth and the consequences of me not flipping it , she opened her closet to it stacked 😂 . God bless her soul.
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@brian_armstrong I don’t think it’s fair at this point of @robinhood , @coinbase to have DOGE called a “joke” or “meme coin” in the first sentence of their descriptions. We need to change this stigma to match where it currently sits in the ranks.
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@Patriot4ever54 @CollinRugg @elonmusk @POTUS Take some personal accountability , Dems didn’t use mind control to make you pick poor life choices Karen.
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@KameronBennett “Go big or go home” , that’s what my grandpa who ate 24 uncooked hotdogs at once and then had a heart attack once told me. I stand by these morals 🫡
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11 months
@SpaceWax90 @faiththegemini I gotchu, give me a week you’re life Will forever be changed 🪄
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11 months
@KeeKee2Kute4U She took one for the team… someone at that table was like “ o thank lord, now I can leave this crazy ass half of my family’s house” 🤣
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@GumboGoon Then there’s this guy who will literally pick up an onion that’s turned into a turd and move onto the next step 😂
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