i hope all my white friends and their families are taking it easy today. nothing catastrophic happened, it’s just the margaritaville man died. i know y’all loved him.
dear secretary gerard photo: you met some pretty crazy people. bert mccracken saw you and said “ooh, nice.” you’ve seen some crazy things. thank you for your service as my phone case photo thus far, at ease soldier 🫡🕊
just realized patrick changed the lyrics in ginasfs tonight to “born under a bad sign, oh, you changed my life” and i think im gonna think about that for fucking ever.
i think i just glitched the matrix so fucking bad. i justtook out my airpods to put them in my case and i found another inside there?? no one in my house has the same style airpods as me??? this is so confusing!!
how i look walking into the ap psych exam knowing mania is a good fob album, a CAT scan is something pete wentz mentioned in disloyal order, and genes are what pete wanted to be in when writing sugar were going down
if i see one more of y’all mfs call this grown ass man “sweet” or say this is his “redemption arc” i will rip my fucking eyes out. vulnerability does not replace an acknowledgment. also, don’t fucking accept the apology if you’re not part of the affected group. k thnx
i wanna speak abt the person who’s been bitching abt the msg show bc we ran into her leaving msg and i was like “omg!! what did u think!!” and she spent like 5 mins bitching abt daisy grenade (which…i legit was telling her i was so happy they were there) and tai.