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@crocadillaz

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i think we should all just sip iced teas on a fence in a field looking at the sunset as we talk about our day and laugh in our comradery
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if you recognize this car you're probably really annoying
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why is he being DEAD SERIOUS go outside that was twenty years ago
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like i promise u no one ESPECIALLY that crowd gaf about nardwuar
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i want to kill MY P U S S Y myself I N B I O
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jesus holding the hit album demon days by gorillaz
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@WolfyTheWitch
Wolfy🌈
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also here's the blank version if you want to use it lmao
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irl just said he was a conservative christian punk ☠️
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DAMON ALBARN WAS IN GORILLAZ???
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it's been one of those weeks
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fuck gorillaz fans i hope they get exactly one more album and 2d marries a woman
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if the album cover looks like this yk you're going to hear the best shit of your life
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if mcr fans are killjoys and fob fans are fobbies then what are gorillaz fans called
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how it feels to listen to feel good inc or clint eastwood by gorillaz without some bitch in ur ear telling you it's an overplayed tiktok song
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boyfriEND. girlfriEND. bestfriEND. it all ends. but you know what doesn't end? gorillaz. rt if you cried.
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y'all knew i had to
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✌️ #BRITs
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one day gorillaz will use a vibrator as an instrument
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gorillaz fans be like you should listen to gorillaz
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how gorillaz would react to your sh: a thread...
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it's literally them
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Le CinΓ©philes
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every squad got the
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me rn actually
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the dark side of the moon
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@TheRightGuy101 @PopCrave he literally mentioned the first black usa president within the following 10 seconds ?
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megan thee stallion as gorillaz albums, a thread
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why gorillaz isn't a fucking aesthetic, a thread🧡
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someone get the a fucking ring i'm SICK
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oomfs what do we think of the shirt
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happy birthday to all the boys & girls πŸ˜‹
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me when i'm serving cunt on a beach
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GUYS WTF!!! so i put my name as "gay twink” at a local coffee shop and the barista yelled β€œ2D???" and then everyone around me started singing souk eye by gorillaz 😭😭
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graduation banquet poll in replies :3
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the fact that GORILLAZ TWITTER of all things brought this topic back up astounds me
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if i had a nickel for every time a british band did this i'd have 2 nickels anyways history repeats itself
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group of four so good they all lgbt
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idk ask her
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@USArmy
U.S. Army
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How has serving impacted you?
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CHAT GUESS WHAT
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girl the boycott
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2d in that fuckass music video
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They gayest deadlift you will ever experience:
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@schizosimulator in a pumpkin is CRAZY
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wyd when y'all get this dm
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didn't get a bass for christmas so i blocked gorillaz
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@TheRightGuy101 @PopCrave why are you trying to deny obama's race?? 😭 even if he's mixed, he's still partly if not mostly black.
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they both nasty
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ohhhh that drummer i'd smash and hit
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daily gorillaz
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OH MY GOD IT’S REAL I’M SCREAMING AND CRYING
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MCR DID A BLUR COVER?!?!?!?!!?!?!?
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ladies ladies please one at a time
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my child: mom, what’s danganronpa? me: a killing game from my time my child: can you show em to me? me: sure my child: but… thats uncle byakuya! and aunt toko! and thats… mondo fuckass owada : (enters by the front door) sweetie! i’m home!
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@girlkisser9669 JIMMY EAT WORLD I'M CRYING
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murdoc core
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so…
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is this a safe space i forgot to tell y’all smth
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sis go obsess and possess some other fandom
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so um
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is this a safe space
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he's actually gorgeous hello like i want that fat boy
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Gorillaz management, won't you congratulate this beautiful guy on his birthday too?
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tried to do her cunty liner did i serve
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i'm sick WHERE IS MY FAT BOY.
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GIGGLING AND KICKING MY FEET LIKE AN IDIOT RN
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idk ask her
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@buffys
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how do you serve cunt while fighting for your life
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can't believe beck had lower freakiness than them all he literally wrote an album about himself being impregnated
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gracie πŸ‘Ί
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why are they both fucking freaks
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murdoc: do it again
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murdoc fans this ur man
@ways2loveyou
layla πŸ–οΈ SWEATED
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hey gay people i brought snacks pspspspspsps
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@_cecimustdie_
C πŸ‰ | BMTH 30/11 ! FRESNO 18/10 !
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Hey gay people I brought snacks pspspspspsps
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i wish i had enough followers so i could tweet gorillaz and 20 ppl would js say real
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the now now vans...
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chat do we fw the liner
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wishing i had a situationship like theirs...
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jaw is dropped breath is taken look at her do u see my vision *shakes you* DO YOU SEE MY VISION
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hand them over :3 i like anything so feel free lmaoaoaa
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my sister just asked me, a sapphic, who's gf lives in new york, if i am PREGNANT ?!?!😭😭😭
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phase 8 design goes crazy
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IT’S MY BIRTHDAY!!!
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y'all should have been hating on the hedgehog that annoying ass bitch was MY 13TH REASON
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sorry for a woman having a female body like😭😭😭
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someone draw this as 2doc please i beg of you
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might go on a blocking spree idkkkk reply to be safe just in case ig😭😭
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quick before brat summer is over #gorillaz #gorillazfanart 🍏 <3
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oh my lord noodle noodle noodle she looks so fucking hot here i think im goign to combust into flame like why cant she be real my dear sweet lordy jesus shes so pretty i want to grab her and passionately begin making out i need her you hear me I NEED HER
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so i graduated…!!!
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before i deactivate, i wanna clarify, i didn’t know i could hurt someone this bad. i trusted my moots and my friends but now it turns out Im getting exposed. Im leaving bc you all hate me and can’t accept the fact that russel hobbs and I are in a serious relationship. goodbye.
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@AboutMusicYT
About Music
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Post a legendary photo of your artist.
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this is me cutting an onion
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if damon had come out half booty ass naked would yall have cheered. would you have cheered.
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dude, the way they LOOKED AT EACH OTHER. they went sicko mode all night, you can't change my mind
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IS THERE A TRANSPARENT OF THIS I HAVE PLANS AND I CANNOT TELL
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✌️ #BRITs
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del: my ass itches
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IM SOBBING
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the now now slime
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hourly crunchy slime
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slimeobsidian on instagram β™‘
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i could never be a guitarist in a band i’d be too busy trying to kiss the drummer
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damon albarn ass water bottle
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"transfem russel" i say into the mic. boos from the crowd, "get off the stage!" tomatoes are thrown. "no, no, he's right" says a singular voice in the crowd. i look up, seeing a singular figure standing in the back; it's russel hobbs themselves.
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*at my funeral* my mom: why the fuck is john cena here me in my coffin: thats oomf 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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why is the logo the old one😭😭
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mikah πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ
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murdoc has changed his profile picture and banner :D does today mark the start of phase 7.5? :o
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me n who
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guys shut up shut up and look at this beautiful stunning luxurious woman like she’s acc so pretty omg.
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paula: lmao let's fuck in the restroom
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love me her debut album but he was lowkey rightπŸ€·β€β™€οΈπŸ€·β€β™€οΈ
@blurhater
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4 days till the anniversary
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hi guys. i have decided to fully quit twitter. these past few days were extremely informative and interesting i'll stop using this platform by the end of the year because im sick of the drama bc im getting married to cyborg noodle. thank you to all my oomfs
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do y'all think they'd be friends in every universe
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boogie: *whimpers* f-fuck me...
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what if gorillaz was called gayrillaz and they were all homosexuals🀣🀣🀣
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pic bcs i think i ate here
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