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sid 🫧

@crit1kcals

3 months

🧵MY SH/ED THREADS🧵 oldest to newest :3

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2 months

“eat only when you’re hungry and stop when you get full, it’s easy” IM A GLUTTONOUS PIG!!! I DON’T GET FULL YOU DUMB FUCK!!!!

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5 months

“would you guys be mad if i recovered from-“ DAWG?? NO!!! RECOVER BRO!!!! LIFE YOUR LIFE!! 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

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1 year

hate to break it to you guys, but i’m literally obese, js thought you should know before i possibly find out any of you r fatphobic

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17 days

the freshman 15 is not real… that shit has to be a lie. how much are you big backs eating in college?? cuz i’m burning off everything i eat atp 😭

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@crit1kcals

10 months

I GOT ACCEPTED INTO MY FIRST CHOICE COLLEGE!! WHO CLAPPED??

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10 months

how i feel after a binge

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3 months

@syrexia7 as someone who has a high bmi, it’s because they hate themselves. 😭🤞 they can’t stand to see someone the same size or bigger than them who is actually happy with their body. (jealous losers)

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11 months

“i don’t understand how people can be addicted to s/h 💀”

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1 year

i’m sorry guys but i cannot take meanspo seriously 😭

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sid 🫧

@crit1kcals

6 months

🧵my satosugu sh/ed headcanons!! 🧵 ⭐️🏷️ shedtwt edtwt shtwt jjkshedtwt jjkedtwt thinspo malespo DNI NON SHEDTWT USERS || DON’T LIKE JUST BLOCK .　 . • ☆ . ° .• °:. *₊ ° . ☆ .　 . • ☆

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@crit1kcals

6 months

🧵my itafushi SH/ED headcanons!! 🧵 🏷️ jjkshedtwt shedtwt edtwt shtwt DNI NON SHEDTWT!! block don’t report 🙏

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2 months

🧵my black butler sh/ed headcanons 🧵 🏷️ edtwt shtwt shedtwt thinspo ♡/↺ appreciated!! and as usual non shedtwt DNI !

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@crit1kcals

5 months

🧵 more of my satosugu sh/ed headcanons 🧵 ⭐️🏷️ jjkshedtwt shedtwt edtwt shtwt DNI NON SHEDTWT I REPEAT DNI!! don’t like it?? just block me. .　 . • ☆ . ° .• °:. *₊ ° . ☆ .　 . • ☆

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sid 🫧

@crit1kcals

3 months

does anyone want a tag?

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@crit1kcals

1 year

ITS MY 18TH BIRTHDAYY 😭🦈🦞🔥🙏😨🎉🥳🧘🩵🩵

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@crit1kcals

3 months

🧵 my sk8 the infinity SH/ED headcanons 🧵 reki, langa, & miya ⭐️🏷️ shedtwt edtwt shtwt non shedtwt DNI

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@crit1kcals

3 months

🧵my haikyuu sh/ed headcanons🧵 part 1/?? ⭐️🏷️ shedtwt edtwt shtwt thinspo random ass characters DNI NON SHEDTWT

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@crit1kcals

5 months

🧵 my sukuna sh/ed headcanons 🧵 ⭐️🏷️ jjshedtwt shedtwt shtwt cutspo ♡ / ↺ appreciated yk the drill NON SHEDTWT DNI! DO NOT INTERACT

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@crit1kcals

4 months

🧵my breaking bad sh/ed headcanons🧵 ⭐️🏷️ shedtwt edtwt shtwt drugtwt (ig?) non-shedtwt dni 🙏🙏

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sid 🫧

@crit1kcals

2 months

sorry y’all its been a while, i’ve been lurking, but i’m cooking up another thread 🙏 who want a tag?? (pls say yes or i’ll probably cry 😭😭)

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@crit1kcals

1 year

don’t eat don’t eat don’t eat don’t eat don’t eat don’t eat. I DO NOT NEED TO EAT!! GET AHOLD OF YRSELF SID!!

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2 months

what’s the point if this disorder doesn’t kill me

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11 months

kinda wanna make a gc 😓 we can all do character diets together and talk about our silly interests and other stuff… would anyone wanna join that??

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1 year

this is disgusting… never eating again

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10 months

PLEASE

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sid 🫧

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3 months

we fuckin with the new layout? don’t forget me y’all

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4 months

weight loss queen (i wish i was her)

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16 days

@witchrexia let’s think critically: - i was fucking joking - i’m not being serious - it wasn’t an actual question - i fully understand why people would gain weight in college and contrary to how it sounds, it was one of my main fears in college

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@crit1kcals

3 months

this is gonna sound corny… but i’m making a discord server… does anyone wanna join lil ol me? 😔

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11 months

cal estimate?? i’m at my friends and had to eat 😓

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1 year

who’s out here lying?? 🤨

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2 months

i lowkey stalk my own account js to make sure i ain’t say something stupid

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5 months

🧵 MY JJK SH/ED THREADS!!! 🧵

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10 months

all fun and games til you start binging on multivitamin gummies

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sid 🫧

@crit1kcals

1 year

why’d so many of you mfs like this post?? 😭😭 i literally js “came out” as fat??

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@crit1kcals

1 year

hate to break it to you guys, but i’m literally obese, js thought you should know before i possibly find out any of you r fatphobic

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5 months

working on sum 😈 reply for a tag! (if no one replies, you’re all done and i’m deactivating)

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2 months

crumbl cookies are actually atrocious. i’ve never had one, but i feel like i’m absorbing calories js by looking at them

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sid 🫧

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2 months

why don’t ppl understand that i cut myself so i don’t kill myself?? if i was cutting to die i’d already be dead.

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11 months

let me spoil you bbg

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4 months

IT HAS BEEN COMPLETED!!! GRADUATION TOMORROW ND IM SO EXCITED!!!!! RAAAAAAHHHHGGHGGG :3

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sid 🫧

@crit1kcals

2 months

might do a deathnote shed headcanons thread 🤔🤔

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sid 🫧

@crit1kcals

5 months

can’t stop thinking of them 🤞 who want a tag?? (this may or may not be slightly more put together than my other threads..)

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@crit1kcals

1 month

˗ˏˋ ⋆ #shedtwt intro redo⋆ ´ˎ˗ 18 y/o , any prns🩵 i make threads sometimes ednos ! 🫧 multifandom ♡ノ↻ to be moots? ifb! 𖦹 #promotwt , #moothunting , #jjktwt , #mangatwt , #kurotwt , 𖦹

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sid 🫧

@crit1kcals

3 months

i know it’s been a while since i done a thread, but who wants a tag? :3 (i’m a bum 😢 i’m sorry there’s been no threads)

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4 months

WE DID IT GUYS!!! WE ARE SO UP!!

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1 year

🦈introo🦈 sid | 17 | they/them 📎 #edtwt #shedtwt #venttwt pro-recovery, dni fatphobes, dni gore accs, basic dni (won’t post body checks or s/h) i like webtoons, anime, marvel, sea creatures!! ↻ / ♡ for mutual?? ( ᐛ )و

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@crit1kcals

11 months

DON’T FORGET ME!!! (i might go back to miku soon idk)

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sid 🫧

@crit1kcals

1 year

you skanky cunts wouldn’t have come at me if i never said i was fat, goes to show how disgusting and childish you ugly fucks are. GROW UP! you don’t know what i look like, don’t know my weight, & don’t know my bmi. what my body looks like is none of yr business

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@crit1kcals

5 months

GOJO DOES NAWT GET BITCHES !!!! HE IS NOT GOOD IN BED!!! HES A BOYFAILURE LOSER I TELL YOU !!!!!!!!!! PLEASE LISTEN TO ME

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☆⋆｡𖦹°‧★ intro 📀 ˗ˏˋ sid ; 18 , any prns´ˎ˗ ✭ #shedtwt #edtwt #shtwt #venttwt ✭ not fatphobic, pro-recovery, ✭ i love webcomics, anime, marvel, ✭ read carrd vv

⭑SID'S CARRD!!!⭑

sh/edtwt intro carrd!

crit1kcals.carrd.co

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11 months

ik prolly no one cares, but i’m taking a break from twt for a bit. i’ll be back soon js dealing w some shit 🫡😓

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1 month

the life app on my watch?? 😭

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1 year

I NEED TO LOSE A MILLION POUNDS INSTANTLY!!!

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11 months

give me anything except yogurt, eggs, tuna, or protein bars. 🩵🦈

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@crit1kcals

2 months

shut the fuck up kyle 😭 no one asked

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@crit1kcals This is really weird

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1 year

who wanna be in my twitter circle?? i’ll probably just overshare my feelings and say stupid stuff in it but 🙏 might be silly.

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@crit1kcals

5 months

can’t make this shit up, my grandma js said “we need the deathnote to bring world peace, trump at the top of the list, and we’ll work our way down” DAWG where’d you learn that??

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@crit1kcals

5 months

tf this fucker know about jujutsu kaisen ? js die tbh

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6 months

who want a tag? 🙏

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4 months

skibidi toilet sh/ed headcanons thread coming soon

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Do you think he’s bullimic

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10 months

bmi estimate?

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5 months

i’m starting to think you guys actually like my threads… why?

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4 months

soooo…. who want a tag? 😭😭

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1 year

you guys should do this 🙏🙏🙏 if no one does i might explode

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25 days

seeing a hit tweet and then realizing it’s a moot makes me jump for joy ! LIKE I KNOW THAT MF I KNOW THAT MF!!!!

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10 months

we 50 lbs down!

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1 year

i kinda wanna make a fasting circle. if i did would anyone wanna join??

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3 months

uhmmmm oomfs are gone… what happened? :((

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4 months

why don’t we call sh/ed headcanons “shedcanons” ? i think it’s kinda catchy (idk what i’m talking about)

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10 months

“you lost a lot of face fat” what if i cried rnrn? WHEN I TELL YOU! I COULD NOT GET THE SMILE OFF MY FACE BROO. nothing gets me happier than someone noticing my weight loss 🗣️🗣️

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@crit1kcals

1 year

people who shit on ed’s as if it isn’t a genuine mental health issue piss me off. yeah i hate my body and starve because of it, but why is that any of you ignorant fucks business?

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2 months

sighhhh… it rlly ain’t that serious

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@crit1kcals

1 year

☆⋆｡𖦹°‧★ intro 🦈 ˗ˏˋ sid ; 18 , they/them ´ˎ˗ ✭ #edtwt #shtwt #shedtwt #venttwt ✭not fatphobic, pro-recovery, ✭ love sharks, miku, & marvel + more ✭read carrd for more!!

⭑SID'S CARRD!!!⭑

sh/edtwt intro carrd!

crit1kcals.carrd.co

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@crit1kcals

10 months

the kids at my school are sum else cuz…. no way this mf touched ky sh scars and said “i can read brail and damn you got yr whole life story written on there, i’m sorry about yr dad” (my dad is dead)

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@crit1kcals

6 months

you dumb mfs always wanna cry about how shedtwt is showing up on your tl but instead of blocking or ignoring it YOU INTERACT???? y’all js want a reason to yap

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@crit1kcals

1 year

for any of my younger moots, i’m 17 turning 18 very soon, so if you feel uncomfortable having me as a mutual sb me or lmk. i don’t often read ages on accs because i don’t interact like a weirdo. i’ll interact like i do with my little sister.

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@crit1kcals

9 months

retired the light layout 😓🙏 don’t forget me

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@crit1kcals

4 months

you people piss me off. the tiktok ain’t even abt self harm 💀 don’t be a pussy and don’t blame YOUR choice to sh on other ppl cause no matter what you say at the end of the day IT WAS YOU

⭑๋࣭ 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝔂𝓪๋࣭ ⭑๋࣭

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4 months

keep this shit off tiktok 💀 theres so many kids there i literally got into $h bc of ppl like this

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5 months

“it can’t be that manY calories, maybe 300?? 350??” IT WAS MORE THAN HALF MY DAILYY INTAKE

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10 months

calorie’s don’t count on my period….. right??? right???

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11 months

@droolingbbycals they’re mad weird 😭 they told me to kms this morning cause i said i didn’t gaf about hating neopronouns

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@crit1kcals

5 months

“life your life”…… dawg i am gonna hang myself.

sid 🫧

@crit1kcals

5 months

“would you guys be mad if i recovered from-“ DAWG?? NO!!! RECOVER BRO!!!! LIFE YOUR LIFE!! 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

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3 months

something tells me you guys kinda want this thread

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3 months

does anyone want a tag?

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11 months

normalize blaming obesity on little debbie 😒 that little bitch my number 1 opp ong /j

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10 months

lunch 😽 & we 36 hours into my fast!

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10 months

first piece of art that i’m posting outside my circle! it’s my sona! cankles are true to real life.

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10 months

chobani zero sugar slaps ONLY 60 CAL FOR THAT SIZE?? maybe i’m stupid but that’s so mucchh for how little cals imo

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2 months

sebastian my ana king. he doesn’t need to eat so he doesn’t, he takes his omad’s very seriously and never wastes his cals on anything subpar. i mean for the entire series he’s basically fasting for YEARS while waiting to consume ciel’s soul. he might be the best ana.