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sarah • ceo of boobstarion

@crispkkyu

5 months

do you guys just. ever think about astarion. hahahahashshshadbh i do.

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sarah • ceo of boobstarion

@crispkkyu

2 months

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sarah • ceo of boobstarion

@crispkkyu

26 days

THE WAY I YELLED. WYLL AND ASTARION? THE CLAWS IN THE FIRST ONE HELLO???

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sarah • ceo of boobstarion

@crispkkyu

10 days

how the emperor reveals to you that he’s actually been the famed balduran of baldur’s gate this whole time

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sarah • ceo of boobstarion

@crispkkyu

5 months

tav and astarion showing up to the ritual to kill cazador but see this instead

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sarah • ceo of boobstarion

@crispkkyu

2 months

astarion's brain being a little less wrinkled than the rest is my favorite piece of astarion canon

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sarah • ceo of boobstarion

@crispkkyu

2 months

i can’t believe they removed this dialogue what if i k!ll myself in front of larian studios to alter the course of their lives forever

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sarah • ceo of boobstarion

@crispkkyu

2 months

i’m going insane

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sarah • ceo of boobstarion

@crispkkyu

5 days

astarion is SO fucking funny bc after he ascends if u like kick him in the balls he fucking permanently leaves your party. forever. but like what is going on in his head?? wasn’t he ready to destroy the world for you?? a kick in the nuts did it for him?? he’s so pathetic 😭

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sarah • ceo of boobstarion

@crispkkyu

3 months

what’s the name of this band wrong answers only

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sarah • ceo of boobstarion

@crispkkyu

3 months

I WANT HIM IN WAYS THAT WILL SET FEMINISM A THOUSAND YEARS BACK

발게덕후

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sarah • ceo of boobstarion

@crispkkyu

3 months

the smile i want to bang a big piece of stone on my head and crack my skull open

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sarah • ceo of boobstarion

@crispkkyu

2 months

also

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sarah • ceo of boobstarion

@crispkkyu

2 months

this SCREENSHOT I JUST TOOK EARLIER

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sarah • ceo of boobstarion

@crispkkyu

3 months

THE ASTARION CONFESSION STILL MAKES ME GO CRAZYYY

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sarah • ceo of boobstarion

@crispkkyu

2 months

cazador’s last selfie before the ritual

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sarah • ceo of boobstarion

@crispkkyu

3 months

i had a meal

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sarah • ceo of boobstarion

@crispkkyu

2 months

good morning everyone

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sarah • ceo of boobstarion

@crispkkyu

5 months

aww he’s so cute here. i love his little damsel in distress routine

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sarah • ceo of boobstarion

@crispkkyu

5 months

the way he stares before leaning in oh i’m feeling sick and queasy …

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sarah • ceo of boobstarion

@crispkkyu

4 months

that’s me ******* his ****

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sarah • ceo of boobstarion

@crispkkyu

3 months

tired and not mentally well enough to tweet anything interesting. so here’s astarion stretching like a kitty cat

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sarah • ceo of boobstarion

@crispkkyu

2 months

show astarion sewing or maybe even something crazy plsplsplsplsplspls

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sarah • ceo of boobstarion

@crispkkyu

3 months

if you don’t pull karlach into a hug after she installs that last bit of infernal iron into her heart then i don’t trust you. untrustable for life actually.

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sarah • ceo of boobstarion

@crispkkyu

2 months

think about this astarion all the time. his face is so happy and open good for him good for him

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sarah • ceo of boobstarion

@crispkkyu

16 days

the adventuring together epilogue where the narrator says "one night, he tells you that these last six months of happy memories are the counterweight to 200 years of misery" AND WE HAVE AT LEAST 400 MORE TOGETHER. GET LOVED IDIOT. GET ABSOLUTELY CHERISHED.

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sarah • ceo of boobstarion

@crispkkyu

5 months

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sarah • ceo of boobstarion

@crispkkyu

5 months

goodnight here’s astarion petting a cat

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sarah • ceo of boobstarion

@crispkkyu

2 months

it looks like he’s trying to force out a smile but can’t and gives up ☹️ i can’t do this anymore i need to hug him

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sarah • ceo of boobstarion

@crispkkyu

4 months

this will always be one of my favorite gifs of him THE WAY he looks so fondly towards tav/durge… he’s so happy!!!! it’s making me ill

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sarah • ceo of boobstarion

@crispkkyu

4 months

good morning everyone

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sarah • ceo of boobstarion

@crispkkyu

5 months

HELLO HIS EXPRESSION HERE…. ☹️☹️☹️ the fact that this is probably the first kind touch he had in 200 years, let alone a hug. i won’t lie there are tears down my face as i type this when i tell you that i love him loads i mean it so much.

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sarah • ceo of boobstarion

@crispkkyu

1 month

astarion being a sloppy eater is so real to me. mans has basically only fed on rats for centuries, so he is NOT ready to sip from a whole person without making a mess. i imagine this is him

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sarah • ceo of boobstarion

@crispkkyu

3 months

astarion acting like the old man he is <333

irrelevant pauper🔮

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3 months

his “gale my boy” makes me giggle so much

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sarah • ceo of boobstarion

@crispkkyu

4 months

good morning astarion lovers here is his expression when you ask him “what are we” and he replies with “but then… whatever in the world could you be?”

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sarah • ceo of boobstarion

@crispkkyu

3 months

unpopular opinion but bg3 act 3 is the best to me. where are my act 3 truthers…. please

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sarah • ceo of boobstarion

@crispkkyu

4 months

look at his little earrings they’re so cute

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sarah • ceo of boobstarion

@crispkkyu

3 months

i’ll never forgive larian for not letting tav/durge go after astarion when he starts burning from the sun… especially if you’re in a romance with him ;_; i just want to rush to his side, shield him with my body, and offer him comfort and shade. whispering that we’ll figure

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sarah • ceo of boobstarion

@crispkkyu

5 months

i adore how astarion either looks breathtakingly beautiful or like an ugly weird creature. in both cases he’s very special to me

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sarah • ceo of boobstarion

@crispkkyu

3 months

this gif. i want to wrap him up in a fluffy blanket bring him some snacks (im the snack here) and cuddle the shit out of him

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sarah • ceo of boobstarion

@crispkkyu

1 month

u guys im writhing lifeless on the floor that s my wife !!!!!!!!

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sarah • ceo of boobstarion

@crispkkyu

2 months

astarion ass dog

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sarah • ceo of boobstarion

@crispkkyu

21 days

yes astarion looks great in the drow armor, but the elven chain one???? we don’t talk about it enough. he looks so beautiful oh lord… someone save me before i go crazy

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sarah • ceo of boobstarion

@crispkkyu

1 month

i love when astarion smiles big and you can see what a sweet doofus he actually is

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sarah • ceo of boobstarion

@crispkkyu

2 months

wish i could go back in time and experience his story the 1st time again…..

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sarah • ceo of boobstarion

@crispkkyu

4 months

me when i’m evil and slightly deranged

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sarah • ceo of boobstarion

@crispkkyu

4 months

the only time aa will ever eat i’m afraid

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sarah • ceo of boobstarion

@crispkkyu

3 months

astarion forearms. we love u astarion with rolled up sleeves.

chloe 🦇 ceo of cat ears

@bloodpetal

3 months

Astarion with his sleeves rolled up has always and will always make me sweat like a victorian man seeing an ankle for the first time I feel like I need to fan myself and lie down when I see it

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sarah • ceo of boobstarion

@crispkkyu

4 months

“batstarion” “catstarion” OKAY THOUGHTS ON BUNNYSTARION???

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@crispkkyu

3 months

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sarah • ceo of boobstarion

@crispkkyu

19 days

i know astarion's "dont look at me like that- with the sweet little 'disappointed im not getting cuddly astarion' pout" line is supposed to be cutting and mean or whatever but man you are just confirming the existence of cuddly astarion.

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sarah • ceo of boobstarion

@crispkkyu

9 days

hearing "i feel safe with you" from astarion is exactly the same feeling as winning a billion dollars idc. his every action was driven by fear & survival for 200 years and now he can just exist and relax and not be constantly paranoid or think to gain the next advantage auuhhggg

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sarah • ceo of boobstarion

@crispkkyu

3 months

i’m so in love with him it makes me look stupid

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sarah • ceo of boobstarion

@crispkkyu

4 months

is this after killing cazador? the face? oh i’m gonna kms

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sarah • ceo of boobstarion

@crispkkyu

4 months

astarion’s eye bags and wrinkles……………………….. don’t worry queen u r beautiful to me

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sarah • ceo of boobstarion

@crispkkyu

5 months

astarion is so goofy i think thats why i love him im sometimes wanting to knock him out but also plant a kiss on his forehead. just look at him.

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sarah • ceo of boobstarion

@crispkkyu

3 months

found a lonely cat outside today and took him with me. he’s a bit camera shy 🥺

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sarah • ceo of boobstarion

@crispkkyu

1 month

the fact that he fully expects to close himself off again and never form a meaningful attachment, never fall in love again, not in a thousand years after durge is gone. a millenia of loneliness in his future without them.

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@crispkkyu

13 days

bites him bites him bites him bites him and shakes very hard

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sarah • ceo of boobstarion

@crispkkyu

3 months

gm everyone here’s astarion’s off-screen expressions during the confession scene. the hints of anxiety are so vulnerable on his face. he looks so conflicted w letting down his walls & anticipating what tav/durge will say. they hold his heart & can either embrace him or crush him.

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sarah • ceo of boobstarion

@crispkkyu

5 months

cazador if he slayed

sarah • ceo of boobstarion

@crispkkyu

5 months

don’t flame me but why does cazador remind me of that one vampire from twilight 😭

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sarah • ceo of boobstarion

@crispkkyu

3 months

i think he disapproves…… 🤭

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sarah • ceo of boobstarion

@crispkkyu

4 months

i just know this happened to magistrate astarion on a daily basis after giving unfair sentences (based on vibes)

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sarah • ceo of boobstarion

@crispkkyu

5 months

good morning astarion lovers only

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sarah • ceo of boobstarion

@crispkkyu

5 months

doggystyle, sideways, frontwards, backwards, upside-down, 360 degrees, no condoms, skin on skin, on the living room, on the bedroom, on the fridge, on the closet, on the ceiling, on the walls, on the bathroom, on the couch, on the car and on the street

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sarah • ceo of boobstarion

@crispkkyu

2 months

*cradles his heart gently* ….no body is going to hurt it again

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sarah • ceo of boobstarion

@crispkkyu

2 months

i do love when people draw astarion like a really old man. because he is

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sarah • ceo of boobstarion

@crispkkyu

4 months

just sharing my thoughts but am i the only one not a big fan of the underdark ending with astarion??? i much prefer the adventurer ending, because i think it would be lovely for him to see the world without the concern of the elder brain, the chosen three, etc.

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sarah • ceo of boobstarion

@crispkkyu

2 months

spawn astarion takes care of his things with love bc he had nothing for 200 years and finds happiness in the smaller things in life. in this essay, i will-

sarah • ceo of boobstarion

@crispkkyu

2 months

i love astarion's early access outfit so much. the poofy sleeves make him look like a little clown. a jester. a proper goof (which he is). im glad they gave it back to him in the epilogue... it feels rlly good

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sarah • ceo of boobstarion

@crispkkyu

2 months

EVERYONE CHEERED

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sarah • ceo of boobstarion

@crispkkyu

4 months

going 2 hang this up on my wall <3

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sarah • ceo of boobstarion

@crispkkyu

4 months

good morning astarion lovers here’s a first person pov when you try to break up with him (spawn) as durge and he says he’s not afraid of you or your darkness

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sarah • ceo of boobstarion

@crispkkyu

3 months

oh my god astarion new member of itzy?????

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@crispkkyu

3 months

larian studios give him his chompers and big goofy frog mouth back i beg of you

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sarah • ceo of boobstarion

@crispkkyu

5 months

astarion doe eyes astarion big soft head astarion fluffy hair astarion curls astarion pointy ears astarion kissable nose astarion astarion astarion

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@crispkkyu

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sarah • ceo of boobstarion

@crispkkyu

5 months

the cat distribution system is real guys !!! look who just came up to me!!! (he has a little blood on him but we’ll clean him up)

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sarah • ceo of boobstarion

@crispkkyu

15 days

why can’t this dialogue still be in the game. the way he says “my love” so softly oh im gonna kms

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sarah • ceo of boobstarion

@crispkkyu

2 months

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sarah • ceo of boobstarion

@crispkkyu

5 months

HE LOOKS SO SILLY AND CUTE HERE ☹️☹️☹️☹️ we love you teefstarion

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sarah • ceo of boobstarion

@crispkkyu

4 months

when i see astarion in anything other than his natural curly hair

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sarah • ceo of boobstarion

@crispkkyu

3 months

pov: he gives you a happy meal

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sarah • ceo of boobstarion

@crispkkyu

3 months

i am in a very soft astarion mood today. no horny stuff. i just want to hold him very gently with love and care like he’s a precious kitten, wrap him up in a blanket, and plant a kiss on his forehead !!!

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sarah • ceo of boobstarion

@crispkkyu

4 months

this edit always does something to me……

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sarah • ceo of boobstarion

@crispkkyu

3 months

prettiest loveliest hag i love you i think i will just pass away ❤️

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sarah • ceo of boobstarion

@crispkkyu

4 months

astarion’s “Yes, my sweet?” after i spam click him for ten minutes straight

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sarah • ceo of boobstarion

@crispkkyu

5 months

RAPHAEL GRRRRRRRRR WOOF WOOF BARK BARK

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sarah • ceo of boobstarion

@crispkkyu

5 months

moots please reply with anything if you can see this < 3 i wanna see smth

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sarah • ceo of boobstarion

@crispkkyu

5 months

ASTARION RAPHAEL NATION WHERE U ATTTTTTT

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sarah • ceo of boobstarion

@crispkkyu

4 months

it’s still really funny that astarion set up a whole cutesy picnic when you spend the night with him for the first time in the forest and y’all don’t even end up using it because you both get too lost in the sauce boning in the twigs and dirt

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sarah • ceo of boobstarion

@crispkkyu

2 months

i love astarion's early access outfit so much. the poofy sleeves make him look like a little clown. a jester. a proper goof (which he is). im glad they gave it back to him in the epilogue... it feels rlly good

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sarah • ceo of boobstarion

@crispkkyu

3 months

he’s so prettyyyyy i have the biggest heart eyes. i desperately need him to hold me right now 💔

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@crispkkyu

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sarah • ceo of boobstarion

@crispkkyu

1 month

astarion's self conscious cough/throat clearing when hes embarrassed or lying is soooooo cuuuuuute like thats my gf

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sarah • ceo of boobstarion

@crispkkyu

1 month

[GLASS SHATTERING] [TIRE SCREECHES] [BUILDINGS FALLING] GOOD GOD [SCREAMING] [SIRENS] WEE WOO WEE WOO [BABY CRYING] WAAAAH WAAAAAAAAH !!! [TREES FALLING] WE'RE REPORTING LIVE ON THE SCENE– [CAR CRASHING] MY LEG MY LEG !!!

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sarah • ceo of boobstarion

@crispkkyu

4 months

good morning everyone here’s astarion smiling with teef to make your day better <3

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sarah • ceo of boobstarion

@crispkkyu

5 months

BIG HUGE GIGANTIC HEART EYES FOR HIM

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sarah • ceo of boobstarion

@crispkkyu

27 days

thinking about after astarion’s first taste of tav/durge, he goes off to pleasure himself. their blood still lingers on his tongue and he fantasizes about the veins beneath their skin. yeah goodbye

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sarah • ceo of boobstarion

@crispkkyu

3 months

why can’t your companions have a proper reaction to durge dying…. it’s so lacking for no reason. larian i want screaming, crying, falling to the floor, choking, cursing out bhaal, puking!!! IDC.

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