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charlie

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4 months

being willing to get run over by a fucking bus because you that badly want innocent people to starve is a level of evil so deranged i can't wrap my head around it

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Today, Israelis attempted to block a Jordanian aid truck, heading to Gaza, and destroy its contents, however, the driver succeeded in thwarting their attempts.

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@badjoao i live in the american south i already can’t be openly queer, and if i were to go to gaza i know i would be welcomed by the many LGBT+ palestinians there with open arms bc they have said so themselves, and i would be lucky to know them. it’s called a community for a reason buddy

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🧵BUTCHES IN MEDIA POSITIVITY THREAD i've had it up to here 🧵

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unfortunately just now realizing hozier is not singing about “a well-dressed frog” in foreigners god

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i love talking to scam texters

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lupe garcia - a league of their own (2022)

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poussey washington - orange is the new black (2013)

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max chapman - a league of their own (2022)

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corky - bound (1996)

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3 years

why is every ship from that one show called like mizzie pizzie pozie tozie tizzy wizzy

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ellie williams - the last of us

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graham eaton - but i'm a cheerleader (1999)

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jess mccready - a league of their own (2022)

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3 years

I WASNT GONNA DO IT GIRL I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT IT

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4 months

@FMS_1786 @badjoao insanely stupid comment and you know it

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nicky nichols - orange is the new black (2013)

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jo deluca - a league of their own (2022)

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@lumen333 @badjoao not concerned about your concerns. i’m good lil bro

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susie myerson - the marvelous mrs. maisel (2017)

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snoop - the wire (2002)

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randy dean - the incredibly true adventure of two girls in love (1995)

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cleo - set it off (1996)

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tasha williams - the l word (2004)

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stella carlin - orange is the new black (2013)

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alike - pariah (2011)

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kena - rafiki (2018)

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1 year

hey so we accidentally put your boyfriend in the souvenir penny flattener and unfortunately i did crank him. yeah he’s flat now and all he says is welcome to myrtle beach im really sorry

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denise - master of none (2015)

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stella - cloudburst (2011) 🥲

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angie - edge of seventeen (1998) (thanks @fleurylovebot !)

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2 years

me and my gay little boyfriend in high school

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this looks so unserious im sawri

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bullet - the killing (2011)

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eddy - vida (2018) (thanks @rkiveforyouth !)

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zaynab - signature move (2017)

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2 years

my dream is leftists giving a shit about the rich culture of bipoc gay+trans and working class appalachian ppl in the broad south. u have so much to learn from these people about resistance and community. anyway mexican vaqueros and black and native cowboys own this aesthetic

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penn badgley pleeeease pretend to have sex on camera you're killing queer people

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anne lister - gentleman jack (2019) (thanks @artpopqueen !)

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5 months

i mean it's an incredibly effective side-by-side, just because it has (relevant) music and is short form doesn't make it just an "edit." we use stories to mirror life and always have. palestinians are posting these videos of their suffering for exposure and this is exactly that

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2 years

aw. one last swing for old time's sake

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2 years

the stans deserved it but bellamy’s death was so bad LMFAO… they were so mean to him it’s not funny all the characters were like “i feel bad that he died but he was being weird” 😭

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10 months

i know this is a joke tweet i guess but celiac disease has been a blessing for me actually because it's a quick and easy way to figure out who gives a shit about you lmfao

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10 months

my sister RUINING thanksgiving w her damn celiac disease… my mama suggested making a gluten free apple pie w tapioca flour i said hell no!! This is America!

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idgie threadgoode - fried green tomatoes (1991) (thanks @loonathehorror !)

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4 months

@ethan_broitman @badjoao i’ll pretend that was a good faith question. i have queer palestinian friends. citizens don’t inherently hold the values of their state’s clerical leaders, (🇺🇸, for example). if you’re really interested, this is a fun watch:

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4 years

there is literally no point in still complaining about this and i tried so hard to stop caring about it but i could write a thesis on the way t100 alters your brain chemistry so you can never move on from the trauma. it was a psychological experiment targeted toward teenagers

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8 months

not to t100 post but sometimes i think about how unserious the final season was like why would you do that to your own show. i feel like it took more work to make it that unfathomably random and stupid when the ending was right there. why did they do that

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3 years

can't not post isaiah wash*ngton always getting mad at me for no reason eventually to the point of saying he fucked my mom

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Care For Gaza

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6 months

YOU CAN DONATE TO GAZA THROUGH THE LINKS BELOW: Gofundme: PayPal: USDT | TRC20: TJnEkZsUv83bSyf5yw7zcbCcNF2DfV8XTK Vodafone cash: contact us.

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carrie walsh and misty - the l word: generation q (2019) (thanks @imurnightmare14 !)

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3 years

tati arguably the only one who dodged the t100 curse

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1 year

was just on my 17 yr old brother's computer helping him with a school project and he received an email that said "you have been invited to join the archive of our own!" good luck kid

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2 years

commander jett reno - star trek: discovery (2017)

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6 months

havent posted for a week who gaf im an old man. look what i did

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2 years

this was my met gala

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3 years

getting vaccinated tomorrow. i hope the microchip plays music like those hannah montana toothbrushes

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hattie - twenties (2020)

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tamia cooper aka coop - all american (2018) (thanks @mothmanseyes !)

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kirt - betty (2020)

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3 years

the government is manufacturing lesbian vs bisexual beef to distract you. there are still cishet people out there. FOCUS

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3 years

why is every show or book or movie considered as "romanticizing" something. sometimes it's just media about people who are doing absolute shit

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3 years

Okay let's talk about it

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SUlCIDE POSTPONED!

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aech/helen harris - ready player one (2018)

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cat braithwaite- the rig (2023)

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TO THIS DAY!! TO THIS DAY!!!!!

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4 years

people still going to war over b*b m*rley like he wouldn't chokeslam them for bumping his cart in the piggly fucking wiggly

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4 years

rip murphy you would've loved cheating on polls

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10 months

just saw a psychiatrist for the first time and he was diagnosing me with GAD, social phobia, OCD, and depression like girl i dont need to know all this omg just give me a horse tranquilizer and send me off

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2 years

actors dont take being gay shipped as a compliment anymore. i miss when richard would get on periscope and someone would just comment murphamy and he was like “THEY ARE FUCKINGGGF” thank you richard

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@amahajan007 @badjoao you and grammar don’t go together

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4 years

they’re going to hell

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4 years

LHL is excited to announce: TikTalks for Teens! We want to offer our younger supporters a chance to help build a school! Apply to join (2) zoom sessions with Eliza Tayor + Bob Morley! $1000 per package ages 14-18 MUST have a filled parental consent form

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baldwin - counterpart (2017)

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diggy - dope (2015)

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you bring this to me? on lexa memorial day?

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sarah finley - the l word: generation q (2019)

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i have never worn clothes in my life

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"aNyWaY hEaRtStOpPeR s2" see this is why y'all end up getting on my nerves

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First Kiss. First Love. First Kill.

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katie - princess cyd (2017)

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elizabeth macmillan aka mac/dr. mac - miss fisher's murder mysteries (2012) (thanks @markankosappo !)

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2 years

made a list 🧍 worst part is this barely scratches the surface i was fighting for my fucking life

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3 years

the earth is healing

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‘The 100’ Prequel Not Moving Forward At the CW

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my little sister and i found a karaoke machine with no music discs in the attic and managed to waste like 8 hours with it

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oomfs know my number, my government name, my home address, ariel has flown across the continent and ate sandwiches on my back porch with me. i really do not care anymore

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7 months

2nd grade principal's office for being a repeat offender of rattling the playground fence and screaming "HELP ME" at passing cars

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why am i reminiscing on t100 fandom

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3 years

my brain when i shoplift

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3 years

my family is paranoid and i'm bored so on friday i put a gummy bear in a ziploc bag & laid it on the table. no one has touched it & everyone has been demanding of each other for 2 days to know what it is & where it came from. it's just a little orange bear in a baggie

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4 years

i wonder if my pre-k teacher was scared of me

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1 year

why does everyone keep saying the issue in palestine is "so nuanced and too hard for us to understand." no it's not. i understand it and i'm not even very smart. it's genocide and you've had since 1948 to think about it

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god almighty that’s an egg right there

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2 years

the qrts and replies that are STILL doing this “ok i’ll just magically get rid of my executive dysfunction!” omg u people cant do anything

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love when someone says "it's actually easy to do [craft/activity]! you just gotta start and not be afraid of being bad at it :)" & the replies are like "you don't understand.... I'm the worst person in the world. everything I touch turns to ash. you will never know my pain."

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i could make a book the size of the bible of things that happened to me in the t100 fandom. there will never be another time in my life like that ever again

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7 months

news: my siblings wanted to watch t100 together... i graciously and heroically accepted. we just watched the pilot. they genuinely liked it. their favorite character is jasper and they both looked at me in horror and betrayal at the end of the episode. i was smiling

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my poor mom wants me to get straight married so bad i just told her my friend from high school reached out but i might not talk to him because he shot somebody and she said “but what if he has matured” from shooting people??

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2 years

yeah murphy was really for the girls. just anachronistic pop culture references and wearing little outfits and talking crazy on everybody. they'd beat the everliving shit out of him and then an episode later he's back at it in a new pair of skinny jeans doing a little dance

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3 years

SO FUNNYYNY WHY WOULD HE DO THIS

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1 year

i know nobody gaf about my sociopolitical stances as a charlie kelly pfp but y'all gonna have to hear about palestine because i can't fucking wrap my head around how little anyone gives a shit about ongoing genocide. it's blatant ethnic cleansing and nobody cares. i feel insane

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3 years

just found out people are buying snail cream for their skin when you can literally just go outside snd get a snail and it will crawl on your face no questions asked and then you can pay it with a blueberry like please support your local businesses

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3 years

sorry to be a loser on the tl but oomf sent me this a while back and said murphamy and i have been throwing up shaking and crying since

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1 year

guys im still here. im still here in this room

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