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Useless White Crayon 🏳️‍🌈

@crayon_useless

11 months

The fact this has hit $90k in 30 minutes proves to me we could crowdfund S3 if Amazon decides to be a prick about renewing.

Neil Gaiman

@neilhimself

11 months

and IT'S LIVE! The GOOD OMENS GRAPHIC NOVEL KICKSTARTER is up & running, and now's your chance to snag the early bird & limited levels (such glorious things) or just get in line early for a copy of the book. The awardwinning @ColleenDoran is adapting it!

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11 months

I got to talk to my boss who’s a WGA writer. From an industry point of view he sees no world we don’t get GO S3 It’s one of Amazons biggest shows, the BBC has joint ownership, and it’s a very profitable IP If Amazon didn’t renew, he’s confident other services would snatch it up

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11 months

Things we as a fandom need to address post s2: -Crowley’s friendship with Ms. Sandwich -Crowley’s line about “it’s best not to get attached” to humans -The thing Aziraphale does with his tongue when he’s investigating -Micro/macro cannon -Aziraphale as a landlord #GoodOmens

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11 months

((For new fans/those who don't know/additional context: Prior to Good Omens s2 people were asking Neil plot questions on Tumblr. He got tired of answering with "wait and see" so started making up an obviously fake plot to entertain himself. Fandom was amused so it continued.))

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@crayon_useless

11 months

A list of links for Good Omens fans looking for more official content after s2. -Good Omens full cast audio book -2014 BBC radio drama -COVID lockdown video -Original recording of the Good Omens audio book -BONUS: Neil Gaiman’s studio album

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11 months

“You don’t seem his type at all.” Lady he walks that demon like a dog you don’t even know 🐕

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@crayon_useless

11 months

What are you infamous for in the Good Omens fandom? For me it’s the Thermos fic. So much fun when people go, “wait that was you?!?”

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@nezumionice “Our car” 😭

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@crayon_useless

11 months

This man is a menace. He told me he is so confident in GO S3 being greenlit that if it isn't, he will ask the bank for the newest $20 bill they have and draw little tears and devil horns on it (so it’s crying like Crowley) and give it to me. He is both reassuring and chaotic.

Useless White Crayon 🏳️‍🌈

@crayon_useless

11 months

I got to talk to my boss who’s a WGA writer. From an industry point of view he sees no world we don’t get GO S3 It’s one of Amazons biggest shows, the BBC has joint ownership, and it’s a very profitable IP If Amazon didn’t renew, he’s confident other services would snatch it up

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11 months

Do not download and post other people’s art. ESPECIALLY if you are doing it to shit on them. Imagine creating something you love just to be dogpiled on. It would feel horrible. Don’t publicly shame artists and writers just because you don’t like a ship. Let’s not be dicks ok?

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@crayon_useless

11 months

@swirlingthings I think he genuinely believes it’s the best way to be with Crowley. He only accepted because they said he could be with Crowley. And when Crowley said no it hurt him. He saw the kiss as a goodbye not a last ditch effort to get him to stay. #GOS2Spoilers

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@crayon_useless

11 months

To be clear he didn’t work with Amazon but has worked on stuff for the other big streaming service. I won’t say which or what shows he’s written on for privacy. So it’s more his opinion from someone in the industry not from someone who worked on THIS show.

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11 months

Ok seems people like my boss Today we ended up talking for an hour about how he was so happy with s2. He said he didn’t feel there was a dip in quality at all. He then went on to rant about how much better Gaiman is at story telling than the SPN writers No actual work got done

Useless White Crayon 🏳️‍🌈

@crayon_useless

11 months

This man is a menace. He told me he is so confident in GO S3 being greenlit that if it isn't, he will ask the bank for the newest $20 bill they have and draw little tears and devil horns on it (so it’s crying like Crowley) and give it to me. He is both reassuring and chaotic.

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@crayon_useless

11 months

What’s more heartbreaking? Aziraphale sent Nightingales to play in the Bentley as a final peace offering and Crowley shut it down. Crowley had Nightingales cued to play in the Bentley after the confession so they could listen to it together on the way to the Ritz. #GoodOmens

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Useless White Crayon 🏳️‍🌈

@crayon_useless

11 months

So apparently people are discovering my Thermos fic based on Aneh’s comic for the first time ….. READ THE TAGS Y’ALL Also here’s a 10/10 live reaction. Also my most recent fic is much tamer.

☆ Orion the Human ☆ 🍉

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11 months

About to read a fic with these tags, this is gonna be my reaction thread

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Useless White Crayon 🏳️‍🌈

@crayon_useless

11 months

Today I would like to discuss how when Aziraphale parked the Bentley by the coffee shop, she tried to follow him. Ma’am you are a car you can’t go into coffee shops. Crowley simped so hard he demonically caused the Bentley to simp too. And she is the true child of divorce.

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@crayon_useless

11 months

I don’t think Crowley’s S3 depression hair will be grown out and unkempt. I think he will buzz it off Hair holds memories and he doesn’t want anything to hold his memories of Aziraphale I think the color will also dull. It only got darker when he and Aziraphale could be closer

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@crayon_useless

11 months

I live by a “don’t like it, keep scrolling” philosophy. No judgements will come from me. I am and have always been here for good vibes and to horny post for Aziraphale.

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2 years

@artsy_sketchez One of the 1st things I tweeted was I was dreading the ships. My mom saw a screenshot of Muriel and Aziraphale and said they would be cute together. Like no.

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1 year

In addition to the croc slides, do we think there is a glittery word on his arse, juicy couture style? If so what glittery arse word does he have? I’m thinking “angle” to parallel the brick that’s thrown through the window.

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@crayon_useless

11 months

There’s many new people in the fandom. I want to share the BBC radio Good Omens adaptation (2014) for everyone who hasn’t heard it! Crowley sounds like liquid sex, and Aziraphale is PEAK bastard Thanks to PinkPenguinParade for giving me the link!

BBC Sounds - Good Omens - Available Episodes

Listen to the latest episodes of Good Omens on BBC Sounds

www.bbc.co.uk

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@crayon_useless

1 year

OkI watched it. I will give thoughts for those who don't want to. Spoilers in thread. July 28th release confirmed!

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11 months

@gomenstansjail @GoodOmensPrime HOLY CRAP THEY DID IT. THEY CHANGED IT. BRAVO!!!

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11 months

What do Ken and Crowley have in common? Neither ended up with the pretty blonde they were pining for.

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11 months

Hate to admit it, I was so depressed after GO s2 I thought my hyperfixation was dying. It took a week, talking with some moots, and seeing all the new beautiful fanwork to get the passion back. This is why I am a fan of the fandom more than I’ll ever be a fan of the show.

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10 months

@ollie_jollie_w OP really out in the comments trying his darndest to say he is Fred and has never heard of Good Omens

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@crayon_useless

11 months

I was correct. There is SO MUCH new daily fanfic. I’m reading 10-20 a day and am still struggling to keep up.

Useless White Crayon 🏳️‍🌈

@crayon_useless

1 year

You know what I’m hype for, all of the new GO fanfic. Do any of you remember the sheer VOLUME of fic dropped daily back in 2019?????

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Useless White Crayon 🏳️‍🌈

@crayon_useless

8 months

You know what we need more of in the GO fandom? Monster fucking. Aziraphale deserves to rail Crowley as a big fuck off dragon.

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11 months

@moonylace I think he genuinely believes it's the best way to be with Crowley. He only accepted because they said he could be with Crowley. And when Crowley said no it hurt him. He saw the kiss as a goodbye not a last ditch effort to get him to stay. #GOS2Spoilers

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11 months

Y’all if people are willing to be this cruel to an artist for a ship they don’t like, it makes me worry about what people say about the crackfic I had circulating yesterday This is the reason people pull their works off the internet No one wants to feel attacked for creating

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@crayon_useless

1 year

As an Aziraphale kinnie I don’t feel sad when we’re reminded Crowley is homeless That shit is so funny Like sir you’re a whole ass demon I’m sure there’s things you could do to NOT be homeless But he’s so dramatic he just chooses to live in his car while Az is cozy at the shop

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@crayon_useless

11 months

One of my favorite things to come out of the Good Omens NSFW fandom is "plug-and-play" genitals. Do they want a dick, a vag, a tentacle? A blank expanse with extra nerve endings? Some mysterious other thing from the writer’s imagination? They can have all of that and more!

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@crayon_useless

9 months

Once again, maybe don’t be a dick ok? It takes nothing to just keep scrolling and actual effort to be hateful. Don’t be hateful, be lazy and keep scrolling. If you HAVE to do something, try kindness maybe???

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