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egregious philbin

@crasswonder

4 years

Knife fight at the vape store

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egregious philbin

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2 years

@terminal_avenue @willystaley celsius is pegged to temperatures as experienced by water (0 is freezing 100 is boiling), fahrenheit is pegged to temperatures as experienced be humans (0 is rly cold 100 is rly hot)

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the quebec title for the new jordan peele movie is incredible

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@halcyonpalace He's also beating up like a 12 year old lol

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3 years

probably could have phrased this better

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egregious philbin

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2 years

@kupfernikel1231 @terminal_avenue @willystaley Celsius is for science, Fahrenheit is for talking about the weather. Not sure what you guys aren’t understanding.

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egregious philbin

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6 years

sometimes ill see a coworker looking at porn in the office and im like "damn bro wtf" then i remember we work at pornhub

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@Liv_Agar Adidas Galaxy, 1996 model or so

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Ramsey Kilani 🌐🔰

@Ramsey_Kilani

7 months

Is Toronto worth saving from it's mediocrity? Or should we all just move to Montreal to save our own happiness?

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egregious philbin

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2 years

@kupfernikel1231 @terminal_avenue @willystaley then who cares if F is "scientifcal" or not

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@thehill

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Misprinted belmonts

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@shrimp_delight This guy got sooooo mad about this one but $2k for Ralph jeans is crazy

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Bought a pack of cigs and the guy asked me “besoin d’un briquet?” and I said non merci. Then this came up on the screen. Felt like I was hallucinating.

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egregious philbin

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7 months

Got his ass

egregious philbin

@crasswonder

7 months

He is perfect to me

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7 months

He’s happy 🥲

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egregious philbin

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We’re Plateau guys, of course we moved across the ocean just to only hang out with other French people and recreate our Parisian lives as closely as possible. What do you got, Villeray guys?

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Dream blunt rotation

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egregious philbin

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4 years

Hiring all my friends for $1/month so we’re allowed to hang out

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Montreal today 🥰

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4 years

Justin Trudeau doing a land acknowledgment before cutting the ribbon for a new pipeline

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egregious philbin

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5 years

@apathylete @aedison did you notice how you described a sexual act then called it abuse?

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egregious philbin

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3 years

Just heard someone call getting one Pfizer and one Moderna an “Arnold Palmer”

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@hannibalburess i used to hang out at My Flat until you raised the rent

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@johnsemley3000 Fair is fair, point to Joe for this one

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egregious philbin

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Ten years ago I saw this girl on the metro who had the same shoes as me. I said “nice shoes.” She rolled up her sleeve to show me we also had identical tattoos. Never saw her again. Hope she’s doing well.

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egregious philbin

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4 years

in montreal there is approximately three weeks in between heaters on and ac on

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@shrimp_delight I talked him down to $140 then ghosted him

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4 years

it has been 7 years since my last drink. feels good man

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6 years

how i act online vs how i rly am

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5 years

@wellallsnotwell @sxbriyah @jaboukie Sis is gender neutral

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egregious philbin

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3 years

Justin Trudeau

@JustinTrudeau

3 years

Young people aren’t asking for a free house. They want a fair shot at buying their own. We’re going to make sure they can.

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@your_goblin_mom @ijustrecap @StewbieDoo @bdgrabinski how does that nook boot taste

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egregious philbin

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3 years

Do people in other places know that in Quebec shepherds pie is called “Chinese pâté”

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@uhllicia @ghostfacekilamo ???????????????????????????????????????????

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egregious philbin

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4 years

everyone who's working from home vs everyone who got laid off

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egregious philbin

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3 years

8 years alcohol free today 😎

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3 years

@RickChiarelli @rymoran @AlgonquinPEM @CollegesOntario @CollegeCan here before the storm arrives

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5 years

@HistoryMuppet @thankfulreact69 Last picture is cursed

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egregious philbin

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4 years

anybody else worried about what legault is gonna do with his little 94% approval rating after all this is over

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egregious philbin

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@MtlARN

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egregious philbin

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@jil_slander they are on reddit still saying that

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egregious philbin

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4 years

just had a job interview everybody say Good Luck Andy

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egregious philbin

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3 months

23 year old coworker called me “Drip Master” today

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egregious philbin

@crasswonder

4 years

this is the piano they composed the eyes wide shut music on

pictures of the end

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egregious philbin

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4 years

my grandfather died in california in 2018. he was a research doctor with good insurance from UCLA. his life savings were drained by paying for home care. my father died in canada in 2019. his world-class palliative care cost $12 (for parking). VOTE FOR BERNIE SANDERS.

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egregious philbin

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4 years

@allahliker Actually it’s not funny, Joe Bidens only do that when they’re in distress :(

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egregious philbin

@crasswonder

5 years

guy in an arcteryx coat never texts you back, call it ghost in the shell

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egregious philbin

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8 months

Toronto is overrated by most people but underrated by Montrealers

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egregious philbin

@crasswonder

4 years

Couple pics of me and pops. He passed one year ago today. Coolest dude I ever knew. Tell ur dad you love him!

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egregious philbin

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3 years

shooting my shot because i heard hes in town

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egregious philbin

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7 months

He is perfect to me

Montreal Animal Rescue Network- no kill 🐈 shelter

@MtlARN

8 months

Geralt’s latest prey 🍌

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egregious philbin

@crasswonder

4 years

the absolute goat

#WOMENSART

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4 years

Canadian folk art artist Maud Lewis, Three black cats, 1955 #womensart

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egregious philbin

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4 years

people think quebec is like a magical and cute mini europe with cobblestone streets and good wine, but it’s really more like this where cops pepper spray and beat the shit out of a guy in a tim hortons for not wearing a mask

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egregious philbin

@crasswonder

4 years

if you're planning to do some reading up on current issues in USA/Canada, here is a list of black-owned online bookstores to purchase from:

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egregious philbin

@crasswonder

4 years

welcome, weary traveller, to The Black Forest. can I get you some ham? a slice of cake?

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egregious philbin

@crasswonder

3 years

People on here love to be proud of having no friends

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wtf is a “group chat?” i am an adult, i only have two friends and they don’t know each other

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egregious philbin

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4 years

posting about isolation when you live with your partner is stolen valor

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@i_zzzzzz Can’t argue with that

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5 years

@zaudtkek @JohnCroman @kare11 kelly.... you can.

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4 years

Wild turkeys in villeray (?)

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egregious philbin

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This ones for the fellas

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egregious philbin

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what if ca va pas bien aller.... what if ca va mal aller.....

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fellas... I've located their headquarters

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egregious philbin

@crasswonder

4 years

Lara Croft’s therapist:

con heir

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4 years

maybe stop opening ancient tombs for a couple years and let’s see if things level out

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@harleybaghdad That’s right

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egregious philbin

@crasswonder

4 years

Nobody: Quebec:

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4 years

I absolutely want to leave the whole entire canada that is my true final official decision

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egregious philbin

@crasswonder

4 years

Counterpoint: plant the seeds

Canadian Food Inspection Agency

@InspectionCan

4 years

Did you receive unsolicited seeds? Contact your regional CFIA office right away: . We are investigating. Do not plant the seeds! Learn more:

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egregious philbin

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4 years

Gas station order

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egregious philbin

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3 years

I have arrived

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3 years

i am going to the great city of graz, austria tomorrow

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egregious philbin

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4 years

@annakhachiyan What bigger indictment of the failures of feminism than the fact that so many young women mcdonalds, charge they phone, twerk, be bisexual, eat hot chip and lie?

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egregious philbin

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4 years

girls like lying in bed and boys like sitting on the couch

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egregious philbin

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4 years

boys like movies called "kill list" where a guy has to kill a list of people

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egregious philbin

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4 years

Shoutout to everyone missing their dad today. Sorry for the sincere post.

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egregious philbin

@crasswonder

5 years

Years ago my mom gave me her guitar from when she was a teenager, and I pawned it for drugs. Today I'm 6+ years clean and gave her a guitar for xmas

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egregious philbin

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3 years

selling an item on facebook marketplace is among the most annoying and deranged experiences you can have in the modern age

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egregious philbin

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4 years

the face of a man grillpilled beyond recognition

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4 years

I have obtained a job.

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egregious philbin

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I love him

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egregious philbin

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@nic666le If this is real Alémais its worth like $500

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egregious philbin

@crasswonder

4 years

the teens in the streetwear facebook group are cutting the brims off their hats

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egregious philbin

@crasswonder

3 years

Looks like shit

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egregious philbin

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4 years

losing my mind at this fb post from a crust punk I know

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egregious philbin

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@liz_franczak He’s dead

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@geraldstratfor3 hey gerald where did you get that cardigan?

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Joyeux noel tout le monde

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Fish pants

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@theonlyemilie @MulherTamarindo @AITA_reddit You did not see 10 year olds shooting up drugs lmfaooooo

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egregious philbin

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here is an unedited photograph of my face

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egregious philbin

@crasswonder

4 years

It is my birth day today

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egregious philbin

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4 years

I like when a cat gets up and walks out of the room. Like where are you going man

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egregious philbin

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3 years

He’s gaming

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egregious philbin

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11 years alcohol free today 👍

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egregious philbin

@crasswonder

5 years

@kibblesmith @yannickbelzil Here's a good place to start

ℳatt

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5 years

1. So, each episode of the Simpsons is dubbed into two different versions for French markets. There's a Quebec French version, and a France French version. Fans of the Quebec dub hate the European dub, and vice versa.

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egregious philbin

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5 years

today marks 6 years of cleaner living for me. i don't have a joke for this one, just want you to know if you're using drugs or alcohol and you're scared and you want out, there's a way. i got out and you can too.

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egregious philbin

@crasswonder

5 years

@ItsJustAmanda22 @slashonsleeves did you really just #notallwhitepeople

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