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what my phon sees when you dont like or rt my good posts
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they’d probably start jacking off because they loved planes so much
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Imagine showing this video to the Wright brothers
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his hair is grapes
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A group of white men is called my buddies
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@OkButStill Ice cream man
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got em
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This medicine was developed to help truckers stay awake on long drives at night
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sigma behavior
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@jakebrodes back in the good old days when you could buy salvia from a hook handed man at the flea market and transcend dimensions in your buddys 1996 Jeep grand Cherokee
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My politics are whatever this is
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My politics are whatever this is.
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This guy slaps ur girls ass in the club wyd
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can’t wait to see this
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I love classic cars. they just don’t make em like they used to!
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@OhNoSheTwitnt What is wrong with your brain
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you have to spend 24 hours locked in a room with one of them which do you choose
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@SamSigil @OkButStill But it’s full of freezers so it’s probably one of the coolest jobs there is
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@PostinMonkey this is how we’d know who is truly in it for the love of presidenting
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Thanks for retweeting @benshapiro i think you are a fucking crybaby human size stack of shit who perpetuates violence and hate 🥰
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@cowgirl_beebop Would you like my new invention?
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you know if I’m at a party I’m going through the medicine cabinet to try on their contact lenses and then put them back in the case
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@TwiztedTickler What’s the over/under for how long it takes him to do a murder suicide?
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im the first guy to call the World Cup “qatarded”.
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@Sandymann_84 dude shut up
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@oliviamunn Ms munn i have a crippling drug addiction and a wife. Please do not come near my family
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@aniceburrito How come when you cut a person in half it isn’t skin all the way through?
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@1stRoundFinish @SeattlePD nice job arresting a man for standing. I feel safe now
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@fart idk growing up in the south, watching the daily show was the only right wing critical thing I was exposed to and I think helped drive me left. Could have happened regardless but who knows
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@laborgiant Probably play a few games and be too nervous to say anything about it
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INSPIRING: The Nashville police department left a beautiful message in the parking lot of a local hospital for front line workers
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@ahmedPsta9 Burn things with heat vision
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@michaelianblack Pedos 4 Biden
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@Mango_The_Clown no he would like it
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@TrumpStudents @MrTooDamnChris @FischbachMN7 why does your body and face look like this
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@TheSocietyDude all Bernie supporters should wear this shirt regardless. Highly specific ad targeted shirts seems like the best way to reach conservatives
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Describe you ethnicity in two pictures
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A man in Maryland was arrested and charged with threatening to kidnap and kill Joe Biden and Kamala Harris.
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@goodbeanaltalt “When you going to jack it for the 100th time today during quarantine 😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤞🏼😂”
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“bussydouche deleted her Twitter because she simped too hard for a chapo host” i say as i feed another spoonful of mashed peas to my dementia riddled grandpa
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@pixelatedboat I really liked how almost every character died but then it was revealed very shortly after that they did not, in fact, die
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@rockanrollphoto Sad to hear. Really liked that banana pancakes song of his. Will not be listening anymore
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@hairbrushlint Gotta see what kind of channels we’re working with during the stay to strategize
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@barbsolish @dkazin i would love to be as insulated from the world as you to think this was a good idea
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it costs $0.00 for you to retweet this
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cruising for tail at the cuomo rally
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14 people at Cuomo rally lol.
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@SmashingCrumpet in this scenario they are all alive and also shirtless
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@katie_flawless @rockanrollphoto Hm i know music pretty good so I think I’m right about this
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@CHHNDLER 2314 but if I’m being honest I’m an ice cube head
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Deranged
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@RileyDarth Yeah i was just trying to get him not to do it
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@arceliahahaha @fvck12xo does it count if you only idolize their feet?
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@blackmilosevic Angular but also puffy and bloated. Tell tale sign
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@StvBurns @NYCMayor @wcbs880 my man out here rockin the Steven Seagal fit 💪🏼
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@NickLylesComedy sis is invited to the cookout 💅🏼
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@ARSONDOER Me and my homies are all laughing at you for lacking an innate curiosity of the world
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*slaps roof of car* *every bone in my hand breaks because i have a degenerative bone disease that makes my bones incredibly fragile*
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@Grimezsz i was thinking real Peter griffin would look good
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just holding this picture up in court to beat the domestic violence charges
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movies have taught me that kids in the 90s could just take taxis, limos, and airplanes by themselves all willy nilly. Thankfully osama put an end to that
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I’m about to get so good at chess
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@Geoheck @Leninade420 Looks like a green screen. The cars in the background are moving like a time lapse
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will i get more followers if i post low effort shit like this?
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@ElDuderino40 Must be exhausting to be so miserable about everything all the time
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selling some art. $4000 OBO
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@nowthisnews no one cares anymore
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Men will take preworkout powder called nuclear beastmode before doing 15 minutes of yoga
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Question for the men out there. What do you think these are?
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@Liv_Agar remembering in the 2010s when the mustache finger tattoo was synonymous with lgbtq hate crimes. thank god to this person for taking its power away 🙏🏻
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yes please come in and make yourself at home
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hate when this happens
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Blood of Naples saint fails to liquefy in what some see as bad omen
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i knew this looked familiar
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OFFICER INJURED: Huntsville Police confirm one officer was injured during the protest when someone threw an object at his head.
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@Good_Guy69 i love shitting my pants and then questioning if i actually shit myself or my legs are just sweaty for 2 hours
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i saw one where this guy is skateboarding and racks his nuts right on top a fence. Ouch!
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learning html
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@roun_sa_ville protestors definitely did this. Unrelated but i got Halloween candy chock full of razor blades one year. I’ve also seen Bloody Mary by saying her name 3 times in the mirror
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@VicBergerIV @paleofuture This is the real one
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I think it’d be kinda funny if he was in jail for the rest of his life and had a million dollars that he could only use to buy vending machine snacks
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Derek Chauvin reportedly still eligible to receive $1 million in pension benefits:
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the customization on cyberpunk is wild. Check out my character
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@PostinMonkey have you guys ever heard mambo no 5? this shit slaps
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My stimulus check came with a little lipstick kiss mark from president Biden himself
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@jacob__posts She gets bitten by a radioactive book
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when i die i want my body to be wrapped up like a mummy with print outs of all of my tweets
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you just couldn’t make Austin powers in today’s climate
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You’re in her dms I’m at the joker last supper
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this blew up. rip pimp c
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guy who needs to put his reading glasses on to eat pussy
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@felixfromchapo dming to see how much she wants for the used diaper
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my pet bull is going to love this store
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@mudmanCT If i saw him walking like that i would want to shoot him too
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@JaneOst_ going to say orally topping when I’m talking about kissing from now on
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@ZacAKAMadu @briebriejoy Wow $700 a month for health insurance. What a steal!
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my crap is the jim to my pees pam
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@nibiru_TRUTH The horror genre is always lacking because there can never be enough horror movies
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look out elon musk I’m coming for your wealth
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taking three scoops of pre workout powder to prepare for posting
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what
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