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@crack_f4g

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not that smart but I’ve got things to say

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I just wanna get high with my lover kiss kiss
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@lukenessss Like what are they doing😭
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@intimisasi Yg bikin gue paling kesel mah orng2 bgini suka ngmng “jd ini knp gue single” engga jing lu cm jelek aja sumpah
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@gracecamille_ Why is it so big😭
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@trapxbyna EH IYA BNGT GUE BINGUNG hubungannya sm tweetannya apaan cb😭
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@xNancyy__ He literally looks like the rat from flushed away oh-
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@crack_f4g
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@cryst6l Tweeting this and still calling it “private part” is so😭😭
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@inmyheadrf Do u even know how the joke started😭
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@Angxl1_0 It’s cute but that’s not a cvnt serving look, not even close😭
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@owenshandstied I’m sorry but this is so funny😭 y’all cute tho
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@kuntyIanak @smuhoes @endlesslysoft A lot of you need to learn what a twink is before you start saying it about everyone
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@discommie And gay (melebihi anak negeri)
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@sankitsch JANGAN MAU. klo bisa sklian lo ngmng ke mukanya “giliran skrng elo yg dirugiin tunduk kn lo” Trs ludahin
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@MyArmsAreBroken Why don’t u ask urself that
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@Novianurulla @victormci Apaan bngt orng kya lu sumpah, klo gtw dsni mslhnya dmn, dn klo mnrt lo bcnda bisa gmn aja bentuknya, perbaikin dah tu diri lu sm cara pikir lo. Enteng bngt lu blng “kOntEksny JugA BcNdA” Bisa2nya lu blng bcbdaan Kya gt “ok2 aja” dn lo sndri orng cishet tai wkwkw
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@cynamonrowl Or it could be you idk
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@dreemysel @iamnaaomixx @whitest_injera Yet she doesn’t use her voice and power to help like Angelina does. Not to mention she said said that a “post won’t help” like she’s not the most followed person on instagram lmao. I love Selena but her recent stories are just very disappointing
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@chunbeyonce @wh0re4blkwomenn Do u ever joke around with ur friends
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@loghypothesis Gue kesel sm maki2nya sih kek?? Lu udh nhatain orng anjing tp taunya lo orng ngerantau, ya itu mah brrt Emng lonya aja yg tolol udh tau ngerantau tp ga was2 di lingkungan baru. orng kota jg macem2, ada yg make hijab tp g peduli sm aturan agama, pntes lah yg jual ngira lo udh tau
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@crack_f4g
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Mnrt klian klo gue post ini ketauan gsih homo (pls jawab jangan flop)
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Besok mw post yg homo ah biar temen gue ketrigger yg muslim homophobicAOWKWW
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Me when I get my hand on that liquid
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Or something else
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@nkdy0 @eiflowlone @vela2789234892 Ya Lgian apasih? yg diomongin dsni kn Muslim yg ribet, why do you feel the need to assert urself in this conversation when youre not part of it? Freak bngt. Klo mw ngmngin ada yg g ribet mah ya stiap group jg punya. Focus on what’s on the table
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@bIoodceII Do u get the joke
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@Fornkly @jesseiraphi Literally MY REACTION when I read the last text
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@Milking_Muscle @__Ribeye__ @butchfail Didn’t y’all invent that word?😭
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@sankitsch Queen omfg can we be oomfs,,, 🧎🏽‍♀️🌹
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@yuridalamkloset ADA KUDA TERBANG????? Ajg klo tau gue pilih itu
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@___meyanne @txtaboutnicsap Dri yg aku liat sih aslinya wlpn orng yg kulitnya putih ngerokok tu bknnya bibirnya tetep “pink” ya, bibir mereka sama jg menggelap, tp g segelap kulit yg dark/tan/exotic
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@danielaetherr And he’s so hot too like ugh
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@futchassemble Is he rly asexual?😭
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@dinastysima @aozurea @piyopikavet Gue liatnya klo lg di habitatnya sih Lucu, cm klo ngliat dket orng bgtu mlah jdnya Serem😭
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@wontonkukus Lo msih pede dipost si ajg pdhl jelas bngt ektingnya
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@AliEzzoBezzo He knew that’s his only chance
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@dilfwrld He’s ugly AND a conservative. STAND UP
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I hope in the end I learned how to love you in every universe
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@crack_f4g
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As soft and caring as a mother one can be— it’s you
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@notgloh He’s annoying
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@kuntyIanak @smuhoes @endlesslysoft I’m not even trying to defend anyone I’m just saying ur trying too hard to be funny and ur not😭😭😭😭
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:P
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@chieftanin @ShuckMyBhauls @sk4nkbum @daneesawadee Ko ada orng yg msih ngestuck di fase halu bocil kelas 7
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@crack_f4g
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@OzdySays @dxrkchocolx Dri tdi gue bingung jujur ngmng apaan Mksh bngt
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@alljustau_sun @tanyarlfes 17 tahun itu msih dbwah umur, dsni gada yg mslhin prnikhannya krna cowonya ganteng, tpi groomimg. Kynya yg punya pemikiran kek gt lo doang, bodoh
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Anyways me with the sungiesss
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Lg ngbrl sm indri Trs tb2 dri blkng pacarnya nongol make hoodie item trs kacamata item ajg kaget bngt
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@AYESHARELOADED @gracecamille_ Like it’s almost the size of a cat what the hell…
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@remslvst @TR14NGL3S @lukenessss No bc i wonder why people are suddenly putting songs in their notes so I thought maybe someone made it a thing so😭
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@itgirlposts Wait that’s actually so sweet of her omg
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@northstardoll Don’t make me cry
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@mercurysangel I’ve been seeing her videos in my fyp and ideg why “the joke” being so normalized like what
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@wofireboxes She might be into pegging methinks
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Absen muka jawa (megang kunci krna bela2in foto ini krmh samping)
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absen muka jawa
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@dawiguna @visegrad24 Mnding diem deh lu pak
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@alpukatcrispy @surgadikakiwibu @txtdaribanci @wahyuhidayatSTR Ya gue g mslhin itu nurul:( (bhkan g peduli) mksd gue, lo klo mw ngatain orng tp foto masih make filter, mnding diem. Filter lo udh kek 7 lapisan bumi, tebel
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High school friends
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Broke a nail trs lompat ketinggian biji gue keram, but we did it
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Krna dri kmrn pengen kelapa tp gada yg bisa ambilin gwe mo ngambil sendiri
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@1secB4disaster Catfish i think
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Bian<333
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Every gay man needs at least one straight male friend that loves them platonically
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@lightcontrola @amazingmomo_ @nemoblogs @SaeedDiCaprio Lmao we’re still not buying. Boycott McDonald’s. Wdgaf
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@surgadikakiwibu Lgian Apa dh dia bilang “mereka psti bkal jelek2in lo” ??? slagi lo g lkuin hal2 yg goblok + tolol + salah ya orng mana pun jg gbkl ngejelekin nama lo. Klopun mw ngmng scra general ya itu trgntung orngnya, temen2 lo yg masc itu bisa jd lbh parah dri bencong anjingggg
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@palstineseaview I think she played Wonder Woman great tbh idk😭
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@bIondier @PopCrave Wait that’s him?😭
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@Priyant1987 @taylorsversion Yes but girl… that is not orange😭
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Hey lol (he’s ignoring me again)
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Goblok ini gue nulis smbil ngelamun jdi boob tolol
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@mesindistress Yaudh skrng lu bales argumen dokternya, ngpa lu mlah lbh fokus ke kritikan berbahasa lu
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Ddddd
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Dari cinta aku @damselindistrs5 makasih yaaaa 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩
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@asherw01fe Man if u don’t clean those nails
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@theranscripts Awalnya gue jg bingung jujur tp stlh gue baca2 tweet yg lain ada bnernya sih, shrusnya si mbanya lbh was2 krna dia ngerantau di kota besar, dn mkan babi secara g sdar kn g dosa tinggal move on aja, ini dia mlah maki2 orng brlbhan
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@dinikopi13 Brand Zionist boooooooo
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No?? How am I gonna talk shit abt him tf
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Would u delete twitter if u got married?
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@ganyuvw Tp ada yg cakep sih yg cakep gbsa gue katain💔
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Dajal
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Enih billie elong
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coba pamerin art! kalian yang udah lamaaaaa banget, tapi kalian masih suka sama hasilnya sampe sekarang!
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Brides warrrrr
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@palstineseaview Literally wtf😭
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@TR14NGL3S @lukenessss Duh? Im saying its funny bc they literally had to type that
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The way noah schnapp switched up from “I want peace for both sides” to “Zionism is sexy” Is so funny to me I have to laugh
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@TheBlueBirdUse1 @LocalBateman Is this from an actual episode someone pls tell😭
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@alpukatcrispy @surgadikakiwibu @txtdaribanci @wahyuhidayatSTR Gue g nnya hp Apa yg lo pake dn g peduli…. 😭😭
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@aipomyxx Who was he sending these pictures to omfg😭
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Not the best quality, but this was taken by my dad:D
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Quote tweet this with a photo (or video) of you that somebody else has taken. Selfies are not allowed. It can be old or new. 👍👍
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@Jackson09960335 @toonsgowild fr I cried a little when I first heard it
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Men who moan and whimper have my heart
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@keihan1013 OH UR YOUBGER THAN ME?? Oh hell no
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@ourobolu Bilangin pls klo mw beli2in jangan mcd jg atw produk yg support israel
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@bukanm4sm4s @intimisasi Iya tp kebetulan dia dua2nya jd makin anjlok
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@trishapaytas PLEASEEEEEE
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