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@crabbyshofu

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here to cause a ruckus

Houston, TX
Joined January 2011
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@crabbyshofu
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a picture from your favorite folder thread ?
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@Chaantellie Its not legal… no like not at all
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@KeNaiyaa Used our hair as fillings for their furniture.... like animals ... like sheep ..
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@Chaantellie No it is not legal.
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@crabbyshofu
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@Loccdawggg I said this and no one took me seriously he literally cut open a baby’s stomach. Why are y’all making him famous
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@crabbyshofu
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Join the Army then lol
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@crabbyshofu
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3 years
A lot of souther states are run by klanswomen. The gov of Alabama is one.
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look at this cretin. this is lynn bitch, i mean fitch. she lives on a plantation and wants to take away people’s right to an abortion in mississippi, the state with the highest infant mortality rate. what a raggedy heathen
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@crabbyshofu
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Strippers only show social media the good nights. Everything that glitter ain’t gold.
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@Chaantellie I was not expecting a negro
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@Chaantellie On purpose???
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@Chaantellie Definitely someone needs to have a talk with her
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@crabbyshofu
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Friend betrayal hurts like a mf.
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@crabbyshofu
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When you tryna take nudes but you hear your door open.
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@crabbyshofu
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@Alythuh you have a cult like following ima need for you to act like it
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@crabbyshofu
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@msyn_jacki Girl do you even know what a trap house is .....
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@crabbyshofu
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@JustForUsFun @dmvsredbonerebl @bad2bt @___d0minique Her being In abusive relationships with black men is funny to you ? Wesly Snipes beat her so bad she still have trouble hearing out of one ear. You men have no empathy but will laugh and get mad when she dates someone else. Black men don’t own us
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@crabbyshofu
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It's niggas out here who will spend all day with you just to do it again the next day just because. Take you out, JUST BECAUSE, and guess what bitches, you ain't gotta beg you ain't gotta call and you don't have to fuss. Because he wants to be with you.
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@jiggyjayy2 She’s so unpleasant to look at
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@crabbyshofu
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@Loccdawggg African Twitter real different I stay out they way 💀
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@Gerwld @iamdrury Taylor is so salty
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@ungodlyhottie His new page if you wanna you know. Mass report it.
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@Loccdawggg It’s such a horrific story nothing about him is funny. He is psychotic and the only reason they’re playing his court case is because they know it’ll bring them views.
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Your fave doesn’t look this good btw.
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Why did we all look the same in 2010.
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But if you was a real nigga you would know that Cosmo was pregnant not Wanda 🙃
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@TheLeJadore You had to be there for real then she showed up the the award show with less clothes on 😆
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@bobeaubreaux “For the last time stop asking me for money IM BROKE. She /they ? Took everything ! ….”
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@WannasWorld My mom actually asked me before I started having sex to let her know when I wanted to start having sex so she could schedule me a doctors appointment to get on birth control. 🤷🏾‍♀️ Told her in the car on the way home from vacation. She said alright and no questions
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Lmaoooooooo they said “don’t send your cult following to me.” 💀💀💀💀💀
@Alythuh
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y’all swear I’m gatekeeping and lying… someone screenshot and leave me alone 😭 I mentioned their @ on tiktok and they didn’t like the influx of orders
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@_benjvmins_ She said they were friends first and then started dating and that set them off it was a scary day
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@StxrDvst @___d0minique I’ve been thinking something is wrong with me and my hair because it’s not shiny and dark like other black women 😖
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@crabbyshofu
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@KaiaSinclair And what do we get. Paid in shit
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@crabbyshofu
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He only grazed the tip of the iceberg. Let’s not get into sex trafficking and domestic abuse stats.
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ASKING for Any statistical proof that Women have it WORST THAN Men?? 🤦🏿🤦🏿
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@UNRULYFAG @jmerenee_ Degrassi was filmed in Canada so they got away with a lot. Lol America not gonna film nothing that real.
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The fuckin outfit why is he so good at this 😭😭
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Judgemental Dudes who live in their own Imagination 😂
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My brain is trying to convince me I should try to make my own clothes 🤣
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2 years
Last sewing project of the year. Happy New Years! 🥂
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@moneyymaya The parents are so evil
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Now sis lol 😂
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North Korea trying to bomb us ?? Should I buy a tent now or later ???
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@LIBGyal I just want to say that every time I cry my mom tells me “Stop crying I ain’t even dead yet” like. Wtf mom.
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No ticket no skate.
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LOL I was scared to even kiss a boy lord
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@jiggyjayy2 Right to double down like your the victim is annoying. Be a bitch and stand in it
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@taheelah @Loccdawggg I could never be that desensitized honestly. But I get what you’re saying. People need to go outside more.
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@_zolarmoon Does she own any other clothes besides that tank top and track pants ??????????? alll this money she got and she only can afford a cami
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@Slika_Velli You see that car he thought he was some nice drug dealer
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@crabbyshofu
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Who’s ready to go camping in style ? Located in Mobile, Al
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@crabbyshofu
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She almost fell out her chair playing with y’all. 💀
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@crabbyshofu
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I met @MattazikMuzik some years ago and took this picture In 2014, we would just sit in the studio and smoke and I’d listen to him make his beats for the locals — Fast forward to now.. I think I predicted his future pretty well. Proud of you friend. 👌🏾
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@L1nconnue @h4ckysack @aye_gee5 His mom probably one of them low key geniuses who can crack code nshit.
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@crissles I thought it was a stage name 🥴
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@Prof_PowerPlay She is a she.
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I hate homophobia almost as much as Anti Blackness. I will not tolerate either in a man, nothing worse then a self hating homophobic nigga
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The fact this is a nurse bullying kids on twitter.
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@varruechexo How much hair ??? 😂😂
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I don’t believe in circumcision at all because if all men are born that way why should it be snipped off for cosmetic reasons ?? I don’t like it.
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I’ll try again in my 30s 😩
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@FromAerin The worst is actually sitting next to someone who is intrigued by you and wants to talk the entire trip.
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@crabbyshofu
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I've met girls who are so beautiful with an ugly soul and I hope you learn better before your looks fade away.
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Lmaoooooo the concern
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@GhostFreeOr1056 I witnessed this first hand with alotttt of kids moving to my middle school at the time. They were traumatized and angry I felt for them
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It’s crazy misogyny has convinced women that a documentary on womens pleasure is “weird”. Your body isn’t weird or gross. You are allowed to know it and learn about it.
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@DaiDai_TheGoon How y'all get a snack too ? Lol
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*with sense
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fine niggas are an endangered species
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The replies let me know we are doomed. Black men blaming women for creating single homes because they pick bad guys but also call women gold diggers for wanting a man with money. A bunch of losers.
@daddysenpai222u
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You asked them niggas for help and they cussing you 😭😭😭😭
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This how insane these fake spiritual bitches sound lol 😆 deranged ass bitch.
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“God will punish you”- a rapist’s wife who was just mocking someone’s dead mother earlier this year lmfaooo
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Why tf this nigga got his mugshot on his hoodie just country as hell
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Y’all I met the nigga with the neck
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Are you bitches okay ?
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I was tryna take drunk selfies in the bar bathroom and this random ass white girl just walks in my shit 😂💀
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So the future of makeup ? I can get into it.
@angelixluz
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CV dazzle: how to hide from facial recognition cameras if you’re thinking of protesting, sex work, or just want your privacy protected. cover the parts of your face mentioned below, focus on asymmetry. it’s best when you use both makeup and textures, such as jewels or flowers.
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@Alythuh Just make sure you got enough to not cause a riot babes lol
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I only smile when I’m lying to niggas.
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@Gianni07Six I’ve definitely called them people phone crying before 😭😂
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@JameelHassan_ ... he didn’t win the case ... he told the court he wasn’t practicing medicine but that he was giving them herbal supplements so he was acquitted... he didn’t bring not one person into court to prove he cured anyone.
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@BrackettCaleb my favorite video of 2017 so far lol he's so cute
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@gloless who's laughing ?
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If you ask a cancer how we doing today.
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i just bought 2 big ass bottles of apple cider vinegar and they both just fell and broke..... so fuck all y’all.
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@_benjvmins_ The video was definitely his idea
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I don’t care what y’all say about Chrisean I fuck with her 😂
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The girlies get to scrapping and miss nunn thinks about retiring.
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😍 I need this shirt. http://t.co/BgUJ5b0IB7
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@tweetsbykeee3 Y’all are silly. A lot of old black families couldn’t afford to buy the expensive dolls their kids wanted so they would make their own dolls out of wood and other stuff they had around.
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@TrapHomieKai This is why black twitter can not be defeated
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This is accurate tho. Eat ya veggies
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@femaleproblems White people in the comments don't know what rhythm and hip hop dancing looks like poor souls
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I see so many fake pages of this girl I hope this the real her 💀😭
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I hate when people try so hard to sound intelligent. Said a whole bunch of nothing.
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Men murdering and raping women at alarming rates and niggas on tic tok crying about not getting compliments from women. Fuckin hate y’all.
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@TheMelaninPlug where the ones where they beat the dude ass with the rebel flag.
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@themxriah They really just the same girl from diff sides of the US 😂
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Y’all hate everything about doing hair omg just go do something else.
@t_sadiity
Its my day! ♎️
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Y’all be getting to these appointments saying ”how much again” $1000 since you forgot pickle head 😭😭😭
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I got a job at an art exhibit out here in Houston and I’m really happy and excited about it. 🥺
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It's you. " @isookmoon : “ @FineAssBlackMen : He is fine as hell http://t.co/r9BAdIbdIV” is it me or are his arms long af?"
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Nothing about being a nurse looks appealing to me.
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@Sovereign_Veil I’m crying what 😭 they just want to hate the gays so bad.
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I know your hugs are nice
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@Brooklynnoyork He hasn’t made a good song since before he went to jail all that time.
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@crabbyshofu
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Infatuated with me and how I manifested into becoming the person I am now, how everything about me is all a result of discipline and time, down to my confidence and personality. I built myself up to the woman I wanted to become and I’m in love with her. Happy 29TH to me ♋️❤️
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