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4 years

Men don’t even appreciate a good bra & panty set. “TAkE tHeSe OfF” did you even look at it 🥺😒

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2 years

Go get the new adult happy meal ladies, thank me later 💅🏼

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11 months

Short kings 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼

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11 months

Without googling, name something that Mexico invented👇🇲🇽

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4 months

Shrek en español

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4 months

name one thing this country gave to the world

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3 years

manifesting 🤪

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5 months

They should invent a club where they play music only I want to listen to.

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1 year

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1 year

What’s the biggest “I’m him” performance ever?

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27 days

Bruce Levine

@MLBBruceLevine

27 days

The White Sox and Dodgers game Wednesday evening is sold out.The first Sox sell -out in 2024.

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4 months

you know you fucked up when even the police is against you 😭

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8 months

@childishgamboa5 I like how you told her she was everyone's gf & then she showed you 😭😭

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1 year

didn't want to see Drake anyway

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3 years

THIS CHICAGO

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4 years

MEN are very ungrateful! 😫

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7 months

how cupping his balls feel

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5 months

Valentines Day & Ash Wednesday, big day for Mexicans.

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10 months

I got the buzz you bring your balls

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5 months

this guy is such a menace omg

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7 months

lil bow ribbon around his tip 🎀

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4 years

Defund. The. Police. Lori.

Archived: Mayor Lori E. Lightfoot

@mayorlightfoot

4 years

Wear. Your. Masks. People.

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4 years

@bubzy__ W the trench coat 🧥 🤣🤣🤣

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1 year

i love being mexican

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7 months

50/50. you pay, I enter my rewards number 🙏🏼🙏🏼

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4 years

ACAB. ARREST THE COPS WHO KILLED BREONNA TAYLOR. DONATE TO YEMEN. FUCK ICE. EAT THE RICH. DO NOT VOTE FOR KANYE. BLACK LIVES MATTER. WASH YOUR HANDS &UR ASS. LOVE ONE ANOTHER BUT SOCIAL DISTANCE. S/O TO MY MOM.

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2 years

I’m gonna make an app where girls can post a man & everyone comments what we know, all anonymous.

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4 years

My car sliding everywhere ! I ended up at his house SMH be careful out here y’all !!

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4 years

Lmk when we hitting the targets in Chicago.

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3 years

I wanna cry so much. CPD KILLED a little boy. And buddy wanna “look at me are you alright” bitch are you serious!!!!!!

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10 months

It's okay for the white people to work from home in Mexico & buy their lil air bnbs but it's not okay for us to celebrate in Chicago bc it's disruptive ?? A la verga, y chingas a tu madre !!!! 🇲🇽🇲🇽🇲🇽🇲🇽🇲🇽🇲🇽🇲🇽🇲🇽🇲🇽

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9 months

I need to learn this move

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@__julesss_

9 months

oh mood

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3 years

Girl stfu & fund Chicago Public Schools!!!

Archived: Mayor Lori E. Lightfoot

@mayorlightfoot

3 years

CERTIFIED BUDGET SEASON 💰 1. What is the City Budget? 2. What is the City Budget Gap? 3. What’s next in the City Budget process? 4. How does the City Budget impact me?

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10 months

everyone this weekend 🇲🇽🫶🏼

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2 years

The p0lice wanna be for the community so bad, pick up a shovel, go outside, help your community!! 😫😫😫😫🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻

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3 years

Everyone from Chicago

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@ValentinoKhan

3 years

what type of person drinks RC Cola? 🤔

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2 years

@MyHandsRatedE “*FINALLY* 18” is so cringe 🥴

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3 years

Cops choose to be cops. As a 13y/o we CANT choose what school we go to and neighborhood we grow up in!!

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4 months

Short men 🙏🏼

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4 months

name one thing this country gave to the world

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3 years

Yt people be so pressed when Mexicans come the US for “a better life” but they can make their own tequilas in Mexico & profit off it

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1 year

Snapchat settlement was $16 😭😭

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4 years

everyone from Chicago knew

BaltimoreClubChannel

@TheBmoreChannel

4 years

The sample used in @iamcardib & @theestallion new song WAP is from Baltimore Club Legend & Pioneer Frank Ski! There's Some Whores In This House Came Out In 1993 which quickly became a Baltimore anthem 💫 #cardib #theestallion #wap #theressomewhoresinthishouse #baltimoreclub

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3 years

It’s a nice day to go for a run. I’m not going but it’s a nice day to do so

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2 months

Mexicans:

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@SimplyNeida

2 months

I have a bad habit of thinking every meal needs to be spicy

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2 years

If we’re being honest I don’t like when white ppl make a day in Chicago videos 😭

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4 years

@PineappIeJess Right! I tried for you!!

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4 years

Landlords are CRAZY asking for more than 1K to live in the hood w no parking , no smoking , 650 credit score , no pets , 2 bed 1 bath, carpet bedrooms , no in unit laundry, white fridges LMAO. Good bye.

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3 years

Daylight savings for a woman just means you have to cautious about your surroundings even sooner in the day 🥲

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at the DMV asking if I can use Apple Pay

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1 year

If you can't take the CTA there then it's not in Chicago.

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4 years

Omg. The night stalker from AHS 1942 is based on a true character I’m watching the Netflix series & I’m like he looks like Richard Ramirez from AHS ....

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2 years

Me at Aldi when I forgot my quarter

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me after insisting i’m only getting a couple things, I don’t need a basket

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2 years

They look like a Wicker Park couple

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2 years

Every once in a while, for no reason, I think about how Glenn Close and Woody Harrelson used to date.

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2 years

You use that unsend feature w me I’m gonna block you

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1 year

this is how it is from the south side to the north side of Chicago

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1 year

y’all gon think i’m crazy.. that’s why this will be a solo trip.

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2 years

Sending the Queen a baby 🙏🏼

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4 months

where are the sad Mexican men who need a hug at ? 🫣

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2 years

Men don’t even keep up with STD screenings you think they’re gonna keep up w birth control pills? 🤣

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2 months

I'm making a maruchan here

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2 years

He’s a 10 but he’s from Chicago

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3 years

LMFAOO

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4 years

Would I be trash if I added my cash app $og2300 thanks 🙏🏻

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5 months

They should invent Mexicans who don't cheat.

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3 years

Thanks for the daddy issues. Happy Father’s Day I guess????

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3 years

Men under 5’5 please be careful out here, I don’t want the wind to blow your little ass away 😓

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3 years

If you really LOVE El Milagro tortillas like you claim please don’t buy any to support the workers on strike for mistreatment!!! They deserve so much more 😓😓😓😓

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7 months

All I know is that I'm wearing 8 different colored tangas on Sunday cause I'm not risking anything!!!! 😭

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5 months

why did I just see this lmao!!!!

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3 years

S/O to everyone who doesn’t know wtf it is to live in Little Village but still out here putting their two cents in 🥴

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2 years

Idc I love seeing everyone w their Mexican flags 🇲🇽🇲🇽🇲🇽

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1 year

What I say. 😭😭 straight from Little Village 🤣

Peso Pluma 🥷🕸️🕷️

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2 years

Being toxic isn’t cute

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2 years

Mini plow ? As in you have the ability to clean the small streets in the south side but you don’t ? Hmmm

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2 years

We have about a dozen pieces of equipment like this mini plow and salt spreader out today working to clear protected bike lanes. If you must head out, take it easy & and bundle up 🚴🏽 ❄️ ❄️🥶

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4 months

Us in another lifetime

Science girl

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4 months

The way these Chilis grew 🌶️

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100 days alcohol free 💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯

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90 days alcohol free. 🫶🏼 I could cry. I can now rule out alcohol as the reason for me not being ok 😭

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2 years

this is how men watch you at the bar and then go home and DM you “was that you? I saw you but I was too shy to say hi”

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@Superjukie

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2 years

why are yall asking the police to dance ???

16th & 17th District Chicago Police Scanner

@CPD1617Scanner

2 years

“Can I get a PCI at Grant Park?”

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1 year

But if this was at Wrigley & white people fighting... No problem right? This isn't the first time someone fights at a sporting event. 😭😭 Garbage ass page

16th & 17th District Chicago Police Scanner

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1 year

Garbage adults raise garbage kids. And there are many, many, many garbage adults raising multiple kids. It’s everywhere.

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3 years

ok now THESE will FUCK you up 🥴

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1 year

@yslkatyy He said

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2 years

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2 years

I hope Bad Bunny comes to Twisted after the concert.

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2 years

Also. Saw a guy w a CICERO tattoo, big af, across his back 😭 in old English too

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2 years

I fucking hate when a client tells me some shit like “I’ve been doing this for 40 something years” okay dinosaur, things change !!!

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1 year

Peso Pluma looks like a Latin King from Little Village 😭

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2 years

My kids are gone for the weekend. waxed af. I’m off Sunday. I’m getting drunk af & idgaf I’m getting my pussy ate & getting drunk AF ☺️💅🏼

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1 year

@jerzdaycult Reminds me of when a guy was saying he can't wait to give his son $ so he could buy his hoes something at the school book fair like ??? A minor ??

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10 months

Smash

Blog del Narco México

@blogdelnarcomex

10 months

Difunden primera foto de Ovidio Guzmán López "El Ratón" uno de los líderes de Los Chapitos del Cártel de Sinaloa, esposado y con lentes en su viaje a los Estados Unidos "Ovidio Guzmán, BIENVENIDO A AMÉRICA y disfruta la reunión familiar con tu padre El CHAPO en máxima prisión