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My wife and I went out of the house together last night. Risky, I know. But we wore our COVID best to mitigate the threat. 👇🏻

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Vaccines are safe and effective. Ask your doctor if 32 pages of side effects is right for you.

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In Germany, the TV screens are catching fire during weather reports because Germans aren't paying enough climate taxes.

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My God, this is worse than I thought. It's so hot that the city names on the map are starting to disappear. Also, the lava flowing into Ontario is so hot that it's turning purple. Get vaccinated.

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Never forget.

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China on the left, Canada on the right. Can you spot the differences?

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Justin Trudeau is dropping vaccine mandates for travel quickly, because he knowingly entered #Canada while positive for #COVID . This is currently against federal law.

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Justin Trudeau was attacked by a fringe minority of European diplomats with unacceptable views.

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Justin Trudeau just proved that vaccinated travelers can contract and spread #COVID19 , while traveling. Remind me again, why is there a travel ban for the unvaccinated?

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I really hope nobody sees this Jasper Forest Management Plan from 2022, approved by Minister @s_guilbeault . If people learn that this fire was caused by Government mismanagement, it could put a real dent in the climate change narrative.

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1 year

Canadian news outlets are unbiased, uncoordinated, and completely independent.

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@Carolyn_Bennett This would have been so much worse if you weren't vaccinated four times in one year against a mild respiratory virus with a 99.996% survival rate.

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#BREAKING : Hospitals are overwhelmed with vaccinated patients, because of the unvaccinated.

COVID vaccine hesitancy associated with increased traffic crash risk

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Justin Trudeau is a vaccine salesman.

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I'm a 38 year old father with a Masters Degree in Social Justice Studies, who is staying safe in my basement wearing 3 masks, goggles, a face shield, an N95 on both ears, and a mask on top of my face shield. Justin Trudeau tolerates me because I always comply without hesitation.

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@JustinTrudeau This would have been so much worse if you weren't vaccinated four times in one year and had already recovered from a COVID infection.

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We must vaccinate healthy six month old babies against #COVID because the survival rate in this age group is 99.999999994% and that risk is too great.

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@WallStreetSilv Here. I'm just not a fan of horse.

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2 years

Justin Trudeau's private jet has no carbon emissions because it is powered entirely by ego.

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@SeamusORegan @MarciIen @KamalKheraLib @JennaSudds @terrybeech Lol what in the right honorable f*ck is wrong with you people. Period Bracelets?! 😂.

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@JustinTrudeau So you support men having access to women's change rooms? It's weird how you went from a champion of women's rights, to a champion of erasing women.

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#BREAKING : Moderna releases new vaccine that cures myocarditis.

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1 year

It's so hot in Arizona that car tail lights are literally melting because people haven't paid enough climate taxes. Get vaccinated.

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1 year

@JustinTrudeau This is the best parody account on Twitter.

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2 years

I wear a mask on the back of my head so that people behind me feel safe.

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I install new seatbelts in my car every 90 days to boost seatbelt efficacy.

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3 months

Dr. Karen Pinder is a Professor and Course Director at the @UBC medical school.

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1 year

@JustinTrudeau Remember when you declared martial law/attacked peaceful protestors and threatened freedom, international law human rights, and a whole set of democratic values that generations of soldiers fought to defend? I remember.

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2 years

Canada lost today's World Cup match because of the unvaccinated.

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@JILLSLASTWORD Give it a rest, pronouns. You are still free to fly the flag at your house or tattoo it on your forehead. There's no reason why a flag celebrating sexual preference should be flown in front of children.

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@JustinTrudeau @NORADCommand You ordered? Hahaha, good one.

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#BREAKING : Less than 48 hours after @JustinTrudeau left Norway, the Government of Norway decides it's sick of hearing about green energy and invests $18-Billion in oil and gas.

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#BREAKING : The #Kraken variant is leaving a trail of carnage in its wake, with 00,000 deaths reported so far. Experts at the CBC say that if we're not up-to-date on our boosters, that number could rise to 000,000 or more! Get vaccinated.

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Hey remember when we found out that 11 sitting MP's were committing treason, and then nothing happened and we forgot all about it? Nah, me neither.

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@elonmusk @PopBase King is pissed about it 🤣.

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It's too bad none of the unvaccinated are alive to remember this throwback article from August 2021.

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9 months

Canadian news outlets are unbiased, uncoordinated, and completely independent.

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I hope the people of #France don't escalate these protests and do something crazy like honk their horns.

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#BREAKING : Canada has approved the emergency use of a new vaccine to help prevent forest fires. 'Pforest Pfizer' is a two dose vaccine, and is most effective if taken while paying climate taxes.

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@RajLiberal @Harry__Faulkner Raj is lying. Raj is a liberal. Don't be like Raj.

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@JustinTrudeau Are you for real? You're increasing the carbon tax by 23% on April 1st. Canadians will pay thousands more in tax.

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There is a severe tornado watch in Ontario because of the unvaccinated.

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#BREAKING : Elite, super fit, world championship swimmer loses consciousness in a pool because of the unvaccinated.

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Even if you've been vaccinated against Global Boiling, you may still experience Long Boiling unless you are up-to-date on your climate taxes.

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Long COVID symptoms are horrible, and can often include: - Fierce allegiance to the liberal party - Inability to accept reality - Hypochondria - Support for drag queen story hour - Standing with Ukraine - Hatred for Elon Musk - Masked display picture - Pronouns in bio

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@JustinTrudeau Popularity is down, rollout abortion and Islamophobia. Classic.

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2 years

The bat soup that started COVID was cooked on a gas stove.

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I stand with Dr. Natalia. No matter what the vaccine does to me or my children, I will never regret it because I am a good person. Never.

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This is Nili. Nili is a medical doctor sitting alone in a room, on a zoom call, wearing an N95 mask and ear defenders. This is not mass formation psychosis. This is not a mental illness. This is safety.

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@BlueJays Hey @BlueJays , superfan here. What you've done is wrong. The man had an opinion, and you've obviously convinced him to do a 180 on that opinion when the cameras start rolling. This is inauthentic. It's manipulative. It's un-Canadian.

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Why is summer heat only dangerous to people in Canada?

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It's a shame that @nilikm has blocked me, because I want her to know how proud I am of her! She's wearing an N95 alone in a room, while conducting an online interview with @CP24 news, to prevent the spread of #COVID19 through our televisions. BRAVO 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻.

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I play this video on loop for my children so that they know to always be afraid.

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BREAKING: @JustinTrudeau risks life and limb by traveling to #Ukraine and walking around outdoors without the protection of an N95 facemask. 👇🏻

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@leedevito This would have been so much worse if you weren't vaccinated four times in one year (including a bivalent shot) against a mild respiratory virus with a 99.996% survival rate.

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If you don't have a heat pump, don't think that you can get on a plane or a train and sit next to someone who has a heat pump.

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Woody Harrelson is about to commit suicide.

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@JustinTrudeau Money is tight at home because you're taxing us into poverty. Asshat.

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If there were any problems with the COVID vaccines, we would hear about it on the news.

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@cafreeland Yes it is. And your government are the ones who broke it.

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Accounts tweeting #TrudeauMustGo are fake, because their messages are identical as if they're being copied from a script. Anyways, I tested positive for #COVID but my symptoms are mild because I'm vaccinated and I continue to be thankful for the protections my vaccines provide.

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Your booster doesn't work unless you tell people you got it.

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@JanisIrwin You're worried about parents having parental rights?

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There is nothing more satisfying than the sound of COVID whooshing around you while you stand on a safety dot.

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It's perfectly normal for seven Ministers to quit cabinet and also announce they aren't running for re-election, all at the exact same time. Nothing to see here.

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@MEC973426544 How can you catch COVID when you're wearing a mask in your display picture and have a Ukrainian flag in your name?

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Hey @BlueJays , super fan here. I'm disgusted with how you've treated Anthony Bass for having personal beliefs. I will not watch any games during your pride weekend festivities, and I encourage everyone who feels the same to #BoycottTheBlueJays . I'm not homophobic, I'm not

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@JustinTrudeau @MarciIen You're right. This flag flies for them.

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@JustinTrudeau Remember when you trampled on the human rights of Canadians, and then shortly thereafter trampled on actual Canadian humans? I remember.

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Does anyone know where I can buy a vaccinated turkey?

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Buffalo would not have been hit by a major snowstorm if they were all up to date on their boosters. #BuffaloStorm2022

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I have asked my doctor to surgically remove my immune system. I'm told that relying on it is a form of racism, and I am an ally to marginalized communities.

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@JustinTrudeau When embroiled in scandal, turn to abortion. Classic.

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#BREAKING : The Toronto Maple Leafs are domestic terrorists.

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I am so glad that the Government gave me a $103 carbon tax rebate, after my family paid over $10,000 in carbon taxes last year.

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My dog, Fizer, has been fully vaccinated against rabies but tested positive for rabies this morning. I continue to be thankful for the protection his vaccine provides.

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@theJagmeetSingh That is the opposite of what's happening. She's actually caring for kids, and keeping them safe from you mutilation-hungry psychopaths.

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@JustinTrudeau Does that include feeling safe from a violent, vindictive, and oppressive government?

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@JustinTrudeau I knew you wouldn't be able to keep your mouth shut on this one.

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Refusing to wear a mask in public tells those around you that you're a cisgendered heteronormative climate-change-denying racist antivaxxer white supremacist Trump voting transphobic bigoted anti-abortion insurrectionist.

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You are free to protest whatever you want in Canada, without conditions, as long as you are vaccinated and wear a mask and don't make any noise and don't disagree with the government and stay home.

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The Titanic sank because of the unvaccinated.

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@JustinTrudeau It sure was. Before you came to power. And it will be again. Resign.

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If the COVID vaccine is only 12% effective and I get 10 shots, does that mean I have 120% protection?

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Has anyone considered just telling the CUPE workers to cancel their Disney+ subscriptions?

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It is not acceptable to ask if someone is vaccinated when they collapse suddenly. It is perfectly acceptable to ask if someone is vaccinated before they enter a McDonald's.

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@theJagmeetSingh Hahahaha I love when you try to sound like a tough guy, Jagoff. Adorable. #RolexRobinhood

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Living in Ottawa during the protest was a choice. No one forced anybody to live there. (Am I doing this right?)

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@theJagmeetSingh #BREAKING : In an appalling and disgusting move, the Conservative party votes for what Canadians actually want.

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I have tested positive for HONKICRON-19.

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@JustinTrudeau @NORADCommand It's adorable when you pretend to have a seat at the big boys table.

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My children woke up with the sniffles this morning, so I have offered them MAID.

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Does anyone know the breakdown of the eight mice? Was the group gender balanced, half male half female? Were some of the mice visible minorities? Was the 2SLGBTQIA+ rodent community adequately represented? I need answers to validate the science.

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