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Book Worm ๐Ÿ“– ๐Ÿชฑ Travel Geek โœˆ๏ธ๐Ÿค“ Tormented by cheese ๐Ÿง€๐Ÿคฎ Ask me about $WIF ๐Ÿถ๐Ÿงข and $BILLY ๐Ÿถ๐Ÿ’ฐ Check my highlights for my best content DMs open @VersusFNF

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Joined January 2020
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THANK YOU @blknoiz06 FOR FOLLOWING ME!!!!!
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As my net worth crumbles to pieces, the โ€œCT saviorโ€ drunkenly parties away. He sold $BTC @ 73k. He sold $SOL @ 210. He sold $WIF @ $4. But most importantly, he sold me โ€” no, US โ€” a dream. A dream of prosperity. A dream of freedom. Heโ€™s mocking us. Get upโ€ฆ Fight.
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@mufc_ejm @realDonaldTrump How does no one here realize that his tweet was a joke
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A formal Twitter Space(s) invitation to @blknoiz06 . Please listen to the whole message. I really appreciate your time. @bsol_x @kmoney_69 @NotChaseColeman โ€” I would really appreciate it if you guys vouched for me to Ansem and let him know how much this would mean to me. To
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@blknoiz06 FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO DONT BELIEVE ME IM SHAKING RIGHT NOW
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Behold! On behalf of me, a message to @a1lon9 regarding @pumpdotfun from the memecoin trading community: Youโ€™ve seen the numbers, Alon. The choice is yoursโ€ฆ Tick. Tock. โ€” Please tag Alon in the comments so we can get a response from him.
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. @neirosol This is a warning.
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A forbidden love story between me and $michi @psykogem
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@profitierr Why do people follow you
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A thread about the #SEIvengers - the strongest memecoins on $SEI โ™ป๏ธ + โค๏ธ appreciated!!!
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@FlippingProfits @GrandFNF You mfs always try to make crypto sound so deep๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€ โ€œNever a master. Always a student.โ€ ๐Ÿค“
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In hindsight, I'm really happy that @blknoiz06 unfollowed me. Why? Because it means he noticed my tweets and he had an opinion about me. Not only that, but the act of unfollowing is very significant: First, he typed my username. Then, he considered whether he should keep
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A lot of people ask me, "Could, what is conviction?" I always answer with a screenshot of my $BILLY position. (Sold and bought back for personal reasons, but at the same price so it's fine. Don't believe me? Check my wallet: 8XSaFjTHd2qHiLW6wG6bHcLQHZUn2GQqCijnDvMJexYQ) Sure,
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Hereโ€™s my $fwog impression. A lot of my friends like this coin, so Iโ€™m supporting them by posting this tweet. @solfwog @Groowut @ColeThereum
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So you're telling me one of the guys behind $USDC also launched the first Bitcoin-native stablecoin protocol on Runes? And that same protocol has a community-owned Rune memecoin called $BAMK with a complete schizo cult who have the goal of ending the fed? This narrative
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#POCHITA (sibling of $BONK) went to 40m in an hour. $NEIRO (sibling of $DOGE) got listed on Binance and went to 600m. $BAG (sibling of $WIF) went to 130m. Meanwhile, $ELLIE (only sister of $POPCAT) is sitting at 100k? Say what you want about "family tree plays," but the market
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A message to $BTC and the overall crypto market. @FlippingProfits @blknoiz06
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The aftermath of the $RTR fiasco. Featuring: @bagzybagz1321 & @DonaldJTrumpJr Stick to the end for a surprise. โ€” #MAGA #Trump #Crypto #MAGAA #RTR $SOL $BTC $MAGA $TRUMP $MAGAA
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Today I wrote a song about crypto. You may recognize the beat (itโ€™s a parody of 2 very popular trends at the moment). @blknoiz06 @pure_patience @_Flippingprofit @artsch00lreject @OKAYEG_VIP I would love a RT so we can spread my song and love across the world. Thank you! ๐Ÿ˜Š
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@UberFacts Was he packing?
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Everyone is welcome to join. I'd love to get to know all of my new followers. I will be hosting this alongside my friend @goldensuspended . I recently met him but he's very nice.
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Hey #BrainletFam !! Hereโ€™s my #BRAINLET impression. Would appreciate some support and allocation. @goldensuspended @NFTwap @kmoney_69 @brainletCTO #T4T @traderpow
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This hippo was just M(t)OO cute to not do an impression of! As always, please send all tips and donations to 8XSaFjTHd2qHiLW6wG6bHcLQHZUn2GQqCijnDvMJexYQ Not my best work, sorry. @MooDengSOL $MOODENG #MOODENG #Hippo @yogurt_eth @ethisluv @kom3thazine @whodoneit21
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@blknoiz06 Hey Ansem, I'm in LA right now. I know we ended on bad terms, but I want to make it up to you. My DMs are open.
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Let it be known that me flipping your follower count was not by chance. Lands a finishing blow on you It was completely intentional. Spits on you Never steal my content again. Walks away, then looks back at your bleeding-out body And by the way... Your tweets are horrible.
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Thanks for letting me on your spaces today, @notthreadguy and @leap_xyz ! I had a blast doing an impression of @realDonaldTrump for you. (Starts @ 00:29) Iโ€™d love to get on another spaces with you two VERY soon!
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Hi @Banks This is my application for your upcoming party. Thank you for your consideration. โ€” To all my friends & supporters, Iโ€™d appreciate some kind words and vouches in the comments.
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@fairyquadmotha Can we round up? If so, hey.
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@0xBold Itโ€™s all onchain. Heโ€™s partying with the exit liquidity YOU provided. Does this not anger you?
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Always be sure to spread the word of your favorite memecoins! @blknoiz06 @bsol_x @kmoney_69 @idrawline $WIF $BILLY โ€” donโ€™t worry. Youโ€™re in good hands.
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@FlippingProfits Growls Listen here, "Profit." Smirks What a stupid name by the way Walks closer towards you I'm just going to assume you don't know who I am. Because if you did... Fireball appears in my hand You definitely... Starts laughing AND I MEAN DEFINITELY Manically laughs
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Thanks @RoundtableSpace @MarioNawfal for letting me sing my song about memecoins ( $JOE $BILLY $WIF $MOG) on your spaces today! Please donโ€™t tell me to charge my phone. As always, lyrics are in the comments. Excited for the next spaces!! @iamJMinx @David10x3
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Due to high public interest, I decided to do a $SIGMA impression. Stick to the end for a surprise ๐Ÿ‘€ As always, please send allocation and tips to 8XSaFjTHd2qHiLW6wG6bHcLQHZUn2GQqCijnDvMJexYQ @thisisdjen @DegenBillionare @SigmaOnSol69 @MustStopMurad @shahh @0xprerich
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This is what my mom cooked me to celebrate my spaces today: Everyone please say thank you to her. P.S. Hello @blknoiz06 ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€
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Hey, @inversebrah . Mind posting this? Maybe you could use the following caption: "Mogging the $BILLY haters and destroying their arguments with logic." If you don't like my caption idea, that's fine. But I think this would be a great post for you. Feel free to crop it too.
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@FlippingProfits @GrandFNF Head twitches Profit. Giggles What. Snaps Did. Snaps I. Snaps Tell. Snaps You. Takes a deep breath You have FIVE MINUTES to take down this post. Or else there will be consequences. Closes eyes Profit: "No, fuck you! Hahahaha I'm going to keep my post up." Opens
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@walter15762 @StableRonaldo Elite Ferocious thinks youโ€™re not funny ๐Ÿ˜†
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@ShockedJS Hey, that's me! You're probably wondering how I got here. Well it all started with-- Movie begins
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Domain expansion... Infinite twap $okayeg
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Safe to say I saved $fwog (That's a lot of words that start with 's.') Please send my supply allocation here: 8XSaFjTHd2qHiLW6wG6bHcLQHZUn2GQqCijnDvMJexYQ @solfwog @ColeThereum
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Hereโ€™s my $fwog impression. A lot of my friends like this coin, so Iโ€™m supporting them by posting this tweet. @solfwog @Groowut @ColeThereum
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A public apology to @VersusFNF Apology song starts at around 0:52 (I got cut off at the end, but I was trying to say that itโ€™s nothing personal if I didnโ€™t mention your name in the song. It just wouldnโ€™t have fit the rhythm) Iโ€™m sorry.
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Hey @inversebrah , it's me again! Check out the screenshot attached to this tweet (sorry if it's too big). In any case, I think it's safe to say I absolutely DESTROYED @0x_Prototype in this argument. So, could you please consider posting this on your account? If not, it's
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@0x_Prototype @motherofqianbei I'm just sitting on an office chair in my room right now - not on my knees. For reference though, I am about to take a shower; regardless, I only stand up in the shower because if I got on my knees there I'd get contaminated by my pee residue.
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Good cause. Let's make Darius a millionaire.
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The Darius fund is growing! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿš€ Letโ€™s make Darius the first Memecoin Trillionaire! ๐Ÿงฉ๐Ÿ’ซ๐Ÿงฉ๐Ÿ’ซ๐Ÿงฉ๐Ÿ’ซ
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If you knew the KOLs who are in $BTC, you would be buying at 66k instead of fuddingโ€ฆ
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Today, $NEIRO (sibling of $DOGE) broke 800m. At the moment, $ELLIE (sibling of $POPCAT -- the DOGE of cats) is sitting at 400k market cap. For retail, this is the most digestible narrative ever. Cat coin supercycle --> $POPCAT rips to 10b+ --> Popcat's sister follows. Fade at
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A lot of people are saying โ€œImagine the smell at 100k $BTC.โ€ Hereโ€™s my response: Please watch till the end. Iโ€™m sorry for being inactive recently, I was on vacation. I will start uploading consistently again. Please let me know if you have any suggestions.
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This space will vamp all of CT. You donโ€™t want to miss out. @blknoiz06 @kmoney_69 @notthreadguy @leap_xyz @a1lon9 hopefully coming. A song specially written for Ansem (and sang directly to him). Memecoin impressions. Roleplaying. Interviews. Live in 30 minutes.
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Everyone is welcome to join. I'd love to get to know all of my new followers. I will be hosting this alongside my friend @goldensuspended . I recently met him but he's very nice.
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I am now a Reta- Cou- Thank you @midasmulligannx #RETARDIO
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Re: current crypto downtrend What I imagine it would sound like if $BTC and I were dating and having an argument right now. @0xGlock
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In this spaces, I will be speaking about my vacation with mu co-host @goldensuspended . I hope @blknoiz06 @kmoney_69 and @notthreadguy will attend (and of course, the rest of my friends, but that goes without saying). Ansem, I still really want to sing my song to you. Everyone
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A message to everyone saying @blknoiz06 is washed and that @MustStopMurad has more pull than him: I agree that Murad leading #SPX6900 to 800m was impressive. However, I'd like to remind you that Ansem sent $WIF to 5b. Yes... BILLION. With a 'B.' Remember who your king is.
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@thetradingchick No sex? Ok seems easy enough. No sugar? Well I guess I could do without that for a bit. No alcohol? Haram anyways, no issue. No pornโ€ฆ? Ok this is where Iโ€™m going to have to draw the line because how do you expect me to jerk off and spend time with my loved ones if I canโ€™t
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OFFICIAL PRESS CONFERENCE (ANSEM AND COULD) โ€” @blknoiz06 our journey isnโ€™t over. Script + more details in the comments. To everyone, please listen to my whole message (I know itโ€™s long, sorry).
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@notthreadguy Bro Iโ€™m deadass in LA rn and bored af Can I come???
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If you're going to steal my tweet, at least format it correctly. Hey, could gang... Looks behind my shoulder Do him in, would ya? Winks *** You guys (could gang) all charge in on @SalsaTekila . I stand and watch for a few seconds as my supporters defeat Salsa, then walk
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In hindsight, I'm really happy that @cz_binance unfollowed me. Why? Because it means he noticed my tweets and he had an opinion about me. Not only that, but the act of unfollowing is very significant: First, he typed my username. Then, he considered whether he should keep
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Hey @notthreadguy @cryptunez ! Thanks for having me today and letting me sing my song about @monad_xyz for you two! (Starts at 0:07 โ€” lyrics will be posted under this tweet.) Sorry about messing up at the beginning and in the middle. In any case, #MONAD to the MO(o)NAD! ๐Ÿš€๐ŸŒ•
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@bsol_x I am now a member of the #BILLY family. Looking forward to everything in the future.
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Maybe it's best if I just leave this place forever... Context: the market has been in a downtrend ever since I started uploading content to put smiles on people's faces. (Keywords of this tweet have been highlighted for your convenience while reading.)
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. @neirosol This is a warning.
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Good girl.
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A message to $BTC and the overall crypto market. @FlippingProfits @blknoiz06
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Just the beginning. (Ignore $BILLY, he's just shy.)
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Thanks @RoundtableSpace @MarioNawfal for letting me sing my song about memecoins ( $JOE $BILLY $WIF $MOG) on your spaces today! Please donโ€™t tell me to charge my phone. As always, lyrics are in the comments. Excited for the next spaces!! @iamJMinx @David10x3
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#NewProfilePic Moggers $mog ๐Ÿซต๐Ÿ˜น Thanks for the follow @MogCoinEth . Iโ€™ll be purchasing some supply live on my spaces this Thursday. Please give me a warm welcome to the $MOG family!!! @kmoney_69 @blknoiz06 @bsol_x @notthreadguy
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Brief update: The hippo is MOOning! Alternatively, a quote I just thought of -- #MOODENG is MOO(de)ni(NG). Hopefully everyone is making good money. @MooDengSOL @CookerFlips @traderpow @muzzyvermillion @yogurt_eth #เธซเธกเน€เธ”เน‰เธ‡ @Pokemon
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This hippo was just M(t)OO cute to not do an impression of! As always, please send all tips and donations to 8XSaFjTHd2qHiLW6wG6bHcLQHZUn2GQqCijnDvMJexYQ Not my best work, sorry. @MooDengSOL $MOODENG #MOODENG #Hippo @yogurt_eth @ethisluv @kom3thazine @whodoneit21
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Thank you @Vitamul for the follow! As a token of my gratitude, here is my $JOE impression. If you guys enjoyed my content, here's my (ETH) tip wallet: 0x69D77b4858D4A965e01dA3e24F533c6F73106f11 While tips are appreciated, what I truly care about is that you listened to my
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Gm who faded me
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Rising and popping with my sister! $ELLIE x $POPCAT
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Status: I'm really sad because I was never able to sing my song to @blknoiz06 before he unfollowed me...
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@JoshyBeSloshy Imagine those fat lips wrapped around your cockโ€ฆ Gah โ€” snap out of it! Bad boy. No more dirty thoughts for you.
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@MikeyTrading Youโ€™re really gonna fade the first cat meme on the internet? During CAT SZN??? $GIKO
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@KookCapitalLLC I'd argue that $BAMK is another huge cult on Runes All the holders are schizo asf and don't plan on selling until we end the fed
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@couldxyzalt @realniggatrader @goldensuspended @NFTwap @kmoney_69 @brainletCTO @traderpow WTF???๐Ÿคฌ Et tu, me? โ€” Explanation for the joke: Pretty much, @couldxyzalt is my own account, which means I posted the mean reply from it (see above). So, when I said โ€œEt tu, meโ€ I was kinda saying like, โ€œwow, even myself is betraying myself.โ€ (Reference to Julius Caesar)
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@LeonidasNFT $BAMK doesn't need posts on X. The objective of $BAMK is what the objective of crypto has always been. Ending the fed. Being bullish crypto is being bullish $BAMK.
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Sometimes you think you found the one, just to find out they only saw you as SOMEone. And then, you start thinking about what COULDve been.
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@2kPrio Good luck. Youโ€™ll need it. ๐Ÿ˜‡๐Ÿ˜‡๐Ÿ˜‡ Donโ€™t worry @VersusFNF โ€ฆ Iโ€™ve got your back.
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@0xLeoInRio @_ShaniceBest Hey Jack, was nice speaking to you on spaces today I linked my Tweet below with some info about $BAMK For reference, $BAMK is the memecoin and $NUSD is the (first) stablecoin on BTC Both have the same team tho (read more abt them below) Thanks
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So you're telling me one of the guys behind $USDC also launched the first Bitcoin-native stablecoin protocol on Runes? And that same protocol has a community-owned Rune memecoin called $BAMK with a complete schizo cult who have the goal of ending the fed? This narrative
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I hate the AI meta. I think $MAXY will be the dog coin that takes us back to normalcy. Hereโ€™s a song about $MAXY:
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@thefakefrosty69 @Dety0 most generic response ever
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Current status: Chill mode ๐Ÿ˜Žand brainstorming tweets ๐Ÿง โ›ˆ๏ธ โ€” Please reply or retweet with your current status.
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@walter9084729 @paper_fn Not funny... ๐Ÿ˜
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@JensonR6 @drol__ Whoโ€™s gonna tell him...
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@fxckbobby @midasmulligann @ballsarehard1 @allergictoguac I would appreciate your support as well! Thank you!!
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@notthreadguy Hi threadguy! Guess what? Threadguy: "WHAT HAPPENED COULD???" Today I got followed by Ansem!!! But that's besides the point. I was wondering if you wanted me on the podcast, or maybe we COULD do a spaces together? I am very entertaining, and my specialties include speaking
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@MKUltraMilady generational entry on $arab too habibi, dont fade the cats!
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@pure_patience $okayeg about to go ballistic
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@0xLeoInRio @TheNftTheorist @_ShaniceBest Hey Jack, nice speaking to you on spaces today I linked my Tweet below with some info about $BAMK For reference, $BAMK is the memecoin and $NUSD is the (first) stablecoin on BTC Both have the same team tho (read more abt them below) Thanks
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So you're telling me one of the guys behind $USDC also launched the first Bitcoin-native stablecoin protocol on Runes? And that same protocol has a community-owned Rune memecoin called $BAMK with a complete schizo cult who have the goal of ending the fed? This narrative
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@Jiurn $BAMK up only soon
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$BTC looks ready to enter the SPIRAL ZONE. Donโ€™t understand? In simple terms, the price of BTC is about to skyrocket so fast that it will LOSE ITS TRAJECTORY on the PLANE OF TIME. Yes, you read that right. BTC will MANIPULATE THE CHRONOLOGY OF THE UNIVERSE with the sole
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