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Cheating not that bad unless you a woman
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@me_when_i_buh @YaMayaLazarus @tokusalty_jacob @GambitXIII @YaBoiRoi18 Extract her potential??? Her ceiling is Krillin she is not going to be punching on Broly what are you saying
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Tez
10 months
That hoe cldnt even be friends with a bitch im fucking
@ActiveMak
Mak 🌴
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So yall mean to tell me this with a BBL ain’t in the playoff hunt? 👀
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@AyeReggie SHE WENT TRIPLE PLAT IN THEM LIKES
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@Chan_Channnnn @deanuyasha @miakhalifa Why in the hell wld you sub to her she on the internet already
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@me_when_i_buh @YaMayaLazarus @tokusalty_jacob @GambitXIII @YaBoiRoi18 You know what I’m on the wrong side of this idgaf who boxing as long as they make it look cool give her super saiyan 5 fuck it
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@me_when_i_buh @YaMayaLazarus @tokusalty_jacob @GambitXIII @YaBoiRoi18 I said Broly simply cuz that’s one of my favorite “villains” but the main point is she will not be the needle mover it sucks cuz she is delegated to Gohans wife but unlocking potential will not make her the next Beast
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@elitelife_kd AYE NIGGA LMFAOOOOO
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@Soulful1865 How she put this shit on
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@JozuJoestar They put meek on this nigga shit I can’t believe this
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@DotoDoya Lmfaoooooooo Ight man
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ENGORGED
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@nanx1___ @AriTheDon I know her backshots sound like EOD practice ranges
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Tez
10 months
Fucking demon
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THAT NOLIA CLAP
@ziggyyy_2
Dutchess 🦚✨
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11 months
search “nigga” in your camera roll and post your favorite photo
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Tez
11 months
@_perfectpiece Me too niggas be like “who turned on this take the crown by force ass music”
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Ms London have you scared for ur meat like lil buddy you bout to go thru sum shit tonight
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@MissDezzyy_ Recreate it
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Man them fucking glasses don’t mean shit when your stomach rumbling
@bugaaboo214
TYRANT 𐚁 Cowboy Bugaaboo ★
1 year
Actually so pissed because… SHE SEARCHED FOR YOU IN ORDER TO GIVE THEM… AGAIN! smh
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@vaeredd @Tahjdontcap I know that ain’t who I think it is
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@NigerianAmazon What sport you play?
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I see both sides sum of the loans be wild but nigga if you took out 100k for a art degree and gender studies I’m not gonna feel bad for you
@YoNipplesSoft
Fat Kid Saving America (5-2)
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This entire student loan dialogue shows how humans have crabs in a bucket mentality
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He on ur girl page looking for signs of unhappiness right now
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I’m not surprised
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m
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randomly seeing my bookmarks while i’m casually scrolling my tl will never not shock me. twitter is like “hey ik you’re busy laughing but let me remind you that you’re a fucking FREAK”
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Yall say this every call of duty trying to relive the glory days give it up man
@omgitsbirdman
Anthony
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we are in 2009 again
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Avi misleading as fuck
@BaddTiaaa
BIGT
2 years
#TheIssues 🖤🤍
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I like yall kpop people man yall stand on business
@54hrtz
Terra ✰⋆ IA
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anime fans are so odd because what’s the big difference?
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Revisionist history cuz y’all hated that middle child I’m not tryna hear it
@The25thNigga
Bam²⁵
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Kinda crazy how every Spider-Man is a goat
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“I’m just a girl” you just need to shut the fuck up
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Army full of fine women I fucked up with this airforce shit
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It shldve been my dick that’s getting sucked AHHHHHHH
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It’s some bad bitches that be in Tysons corner brother
@NOTSubzerodrew
I shouldve been raising kanan
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Ain’t nobody in they right mind going to VA to get bitches
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What does this gotta do with anime lmfaooo
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You saying beat it is so funny
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@Khanyiii98 @6uhle WHAT LMFAKOOOOO
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Idk if you ever tell a nigga #boyspeedup
@hibsidnolic
The GM 🇨🇻
8 months
I don’t know if it’s #BoySlowDown or #BoySpeedUp
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If you ever said elite milk you shld get ur ass whopped
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@SpeedyNCOB_ NIGGA LMFAOO
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These niggas make music for people who wanna die but scared that’s it gonna hurt to much
@cannbae
☠︎ 𝕲𝕽𝕰𝖄𝕭𝕬𝕰 ☠︎
1 year
ONE GOTTA GO FOREVER WHAT YOU CHOOSING 👀
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Grown men be crying about mental health nigga if you don’t get some money
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That second picture fucked me up bad
@otgyana
YANA 🫀
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🥢
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I wldve passed out
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Woman said she they like the mysterious laidback nigga in the group and you been quiet for 3 months straight no pussy no numbers
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WHOA I LOVE MY WIFE I LOVE MY WIFE AH LETS GO RIDE A BIKE WITH MY WIFE AH My wife’s real young my wife real small Let’s go to the beach and play with a beach ball Praise Jesus God and my Wife Let’s go to the beach and ride a bike
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My problem is I wanna be ALL the bad bitches joy
@FraudActivity_
Racks
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Relationships can be so simple but y'all don't wanna be someone else's joy
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Everybody on this app so mean
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He in there giving her that duragdandy
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Tez
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You do see put together prostitutes all the time they on Twitter
@lovergiiirll
Yeeaah
10 months
Why do prostitutes always look rough?? I’ve never seen a put together one.. and men really be paying to have sex w them
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@fine__winebb Son the caption is killing me they not even trying
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@Vizzy_Baby @JeffHerc @Exiledscoop3r You rather a murderer than a coward?
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They hate you but I adore you
@tinaturttle
Tina Turtle 🐢
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Felt cute
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Jordan wldve shot you in ur chest
@MindOfKB
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By age 36 Dame will have made $451 million from NBA contracts alone, won a gold medal, and made the NBA top 75 list. At that point, fuck a ring.
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PUT HER IN CUFFS
@msneverlink
lady hooper.♻️
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@sfnvon9 you the type I like fr
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Any nigga with God first in his bio will most certainly show you the real evils of human society
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@favpirate @returnofthejas I can one hundred percent believe it lmfaoo
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@sheezy_t They put some in the water I’m all knowing
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Tez
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Women telling you that you weird for watching anime is funny as hell
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Some of yall not as important as yall think yall are in the grand scheme of things
@phiinnaaa
Jojo🦋
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Do they really not teach Americans about world geography cause yall do be a lil bit slow when it comes to world knowledge 😭😭😭😭😭and I mean that in the nicest way possible
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This definitely a white dude
@justky1018
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SEE!!!!
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Jerk me off on camera I been acting brand new
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This the type of feet you take a picture of a put in ur wallet
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@90zTai Nigga Lmfaoo
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I read this at first like damn id love to get my shit beat in my sleep but I understand now you was getting punched on
@NlCOMACCIAVELLI
Nicollo ⛨
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When my ex was bored she'd beat me in my sleep then when I woke up she'd quickly pretend to be sleep
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@opiumroro Her ass went on a comedy show where they roast each other
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Getting buckets nigga
@DevinMcHale_
Dev Milli
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Now that he’s retired can we ask what the fuck was he doing here
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Yall have embarrassment kinks
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Women are scary
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Cmon man
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@69Lioneljoseph @behrgriss @BigTig_ @_smarttakes_ That actually makes it harder to defend tho brother dribble moves are now more creative and fluid because of the lax calls but I agree midrange is a lost art but that’s simply because why take a long 2 when I can just expand my game to 3
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