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Meg

@corporatecake

4 years

This is my political philosophy.

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4 years

Folks, we're gonna take care of everyone, even the haters and the losers

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1 month

Interview with the Vampire (2022)

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Chosen Family Starting to Get Kinda Annoying Too:

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@ettingermentum Think about this one all the time

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9 months

If you see this tweet, you have to mention one of your favorite paintings

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if you see this tweet, you have to mention one of your favorite paintings.

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I’m not saying that this perspective is wrong exactly but there’s a gender dimension completely absent from this analysis. It interests me that so many people find themselves identifying with the man we’re following around and not the wife he was abusing

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If you told Killers from the Osage perspective, the non-Osage audience would directly identify with them. By keeping Burkhart as the protagonist, Scorsese prevents this. Then, using the old Cowboys-vs-Indians structure, Scorsese indicts us to show who the actual savages are.

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@katiedimartin An iron law of Twitter is that any poetry that gets a lot of likes will be bad

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@theoceanblooms A lot of people fail to understand is that fridging is not really about whether a male character has ~*development*~ about something bad happening to a female character, but about the relative emptiness of the female character

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I gotta say, one of the actual disappointments of this season of Bridgerton is Eloise, whose whole character for 2 seasons was caring about women's liberation, ditching Cressida as she tries to escape a forced marriage, AKA the most pressing feminist issue for women of her class

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@agneswickfields "More than passing queer" was too subtle, he had to dial it up

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@lingerie_addict "I have an unfulfilled desire, therefore I am oppressed" is one of the most capitalistic things I’ve ever heard

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4 years

The Democratic statewide officials wanted to do this and the GOP legislature blocked it.

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The "blue shift" in Pennsylvania is going to launch 10 million conspiracy theories and it was 100% avoidable had legislators just copied Ohio's notes and let them process ballots early.

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@_glorianas My Heart Is on the Ground radicalized me

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@BudrykZack @revhowardarson I feel like all of my autistic friends have stories that basically go "I did something harmless and well intentioned and somebody flipped the fuck out" and it’s made this whole Discourse especially bizarre

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2 years

@punished_cait Is this the same subreddit that used to have regular debates about whether it was necessary to wear sunscreen to bed because some light might come in through your blackout curtains before you can get up and apply your sunscreen

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@lingerie_addict In retrospect a lot of the features of LiveJournal made it a great person to be a young person online. No algorithm, relatively siloed users, and lots of privacy options for your posts

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@offbeatorbit It sucks that lots of black families have interesting stories about internal migration within the US but that’s not what people mean they ask where a person's ancestors are from

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@CartoonsHateHer Give me a take about how fat people are destined to die alone, but make it woke

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11 months

I personally found myself thinking and worrying about Mollie Burkhart throughout the movie, even when she was offscreen

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7 months

@offbeatorbit Love to be reading something and have to stop and wonder if the writer has met a man before

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4 years

@mollyhc I find it interesting that your assumption is that white, middle class children aren’t gifted, rather than that gifted POC and working class children are under-identified and under-resourced.

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@theoceanblooms I am a Catcher in the Rye disliker but yeah Holden Caulfield absolutely has real problems and is also not suburban

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2 years

@IwriteOK The gaslightification of the word "trauma" is only going to get worse, I’m afraid

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4 years

@endlesswario @BeijingPalmer "Professor denied tenure does a msscribe" was not on my 2020 bingo card, holy shit.

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@Ida_Clemens My favorite is the damning evidence that she looked up the babies' parents on Facebook

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1 year

@offbeatorbit JKR reflecting on the character whose hair she spent 7 books making fun of: oh yeah that definitely sounds like a black girl

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1 year

@amyliztweets When I first started taking antidepressants in 2008, my doctor deliberately declined to officially diagnose me with major depressive disorder in an attempt to avoid me being declined insurance in the future. Her notes say I had "slightly depressed mood"

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1 year

@punished_cait The way that Twitter seemingly can’t tell the difference between a grown ass 21 year old woman and a 12 year old girl creeps me the fuck out

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1 year

This is the sort of thing I mean when I say that I find the way a lot of Covid doomers talk about disability really troubling

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remember that if you get disabled, it's your fault, and that i am currently taking clients for therapy!

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3 years

@SeidenWSBTV @wsbtv @Atlanta_Police Easy to see how a child might think this is lemonade. Seems like a big social problem.

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1 year

@offbeatorbit I love how these girlies are telling themselves they’re drinking water and that’s virtuous when in reality they’re making custom diet soda

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@Grey_Athena Molasses to rum is a genuinely disturbing song

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2 years

@Hawthorne_Rob4 In all seriousness the reason this is a bad idea is that it’s hard to know what compromises you’re willing to make when you’re looking at a list of abstractions and not an actual person For all you know there’s a college dropout with a shellfish allergy who’s perfect for you

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3 years

@golikehellmachi I’d bet $10 "You don’t feel right" was a tactic the shelter worker used to have to avoid a deeply unpleasant discussion about whatever red flag he displayed

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4 years

@benshapiro I would be grateful that Dr. Smith, PhD in musicology, called 911, which is almost certainly the same thing that your doctor wife would do. Or do you think that oncologists regularly treat stroke victims at dinner parties instead of getting to the ER?

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@offbeatorbit No preservatives and sticking your toothbrush in there? Oh that jar is gonna be a whole ass bacteria colony

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I know the writers want me to see Cressida's behavior as shitty, but I just cannot when that girl is trying desperately to escape a lifetime of marital rape

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@_glorianas Sorry I cannot take a place where you can’t say the word "rape" seriously as a site of revolutionary politics

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2 years

@roddreher It’s always nice when someone just announces they’d have been one of the Nazis burning books in 1933. Then you know you should avoid them

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@drvolts These stories always make me think of my worst uncle, who my mom cut off not so much bc she disagrees with him about politics but bc he refused to stop picking fights with her about politics no matter how many times she asked him not to

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@dhampirdulac This somehow makes Louis's Dubai depression hoodies even more bleak 😭

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@james_f_thomas Sabotaging fertility by tossing birth control pills or lying about having had a vasectomy seems like a possibility

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@offbeatorbit I don’t understand why people think it’s more respectful to treat the place you’re living in indefinitely as a temporary waystation!

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@offbeatorbit When I was a minor in fandom spaces, it was older women who told me to stay away from the weird guy in his 30s who was for some reason really good friends with a bunch of teenage girls! Older acquaintances can help make you safer

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@cmclymer Ah yes, protecting women and girls by *checks notes* subjecting them to medically unnecessary medical examinations. It’s not like there’s a very recent history of situations like this being used to sexually abuse girls or anything.

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Sorry, did you think that the toddler who was brutally murdered died for a good reason?

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So her little boy died for nothing?

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@raynefq I get it, I also felt hurt and betrayed when I was a teenager watching Juno and realizing Jason Bateman is a creep

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@theoceanblooms But have you considered that if a fictional person tries to change and do better, someone somewhere may think that the bad things they did are okay?

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@JeremiahDJohns

Mr. Teen Crypto 2015 — e/acc⏩

@elonconomy

11 months

I’m making an NFT’s for peace collection dropping next week. 25% to Israel 25% to Palestine and 50% for me and my team. Message me for the discord so you can reserve yours now. Here’s a few examples of the art. Peace in the Middle East apes. Can’t we all just get along?

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4 years

What big brain on the president's staff decided to combine this phallic image with a cover of the song about how Leonard Cohen wants to fuck like King David?

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@KBAndersen I have an MA in English and would like to emphasize that the problem here is not the academic jargon, which is annoying but can be learned, but the terribly-constructed sentences.

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@jailedamanda Also is it so implausible that Austin Butler might’ve been a slightly weird kid

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@RottenInDenmark "I’m a feminist" says a woman giving the same advice as an evangelical pastor's wife

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@dhampirdulac That show was always doing Bonnie so dirty

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@BadMedicalTakes Human consciousness was a mistake

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@SirSnufflington @Ida_Clemens The note in its entirety is not an admission of guilt The contention that deaths stopped when she was gone is not accurate and would not be proof that she’d killed anyone even if it was It does not strike me as particularly weird to keep mementos of dead patients

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@LazlosGhost Respect to the psychic who knew she could tell this teenage actress she was a feminist and have her believe it

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@revhowardarson Strong odds that Desantis has typed the words "actually, it’s ephebophilia" at least once in his life

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@fabiola_liano Book Cersei at least is not particularly smart and has a wildly inflated sense of her own cunning

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"Avenged her son's death" and he had a toddler beheaded

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They way she complained and screamed more to her husband who avenged her son’s death than she did to the woman who made her life miserable for over 10 years and helped to USURP HER…

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@golikehellmachi "The Wire is copaganda" has the same vibe as Republicans playing "Born in the USA" at rallies

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@clapifyoulikeme The thing that’s especially annoying about this is that today is fucking Palm Sunday, one of the most important days in the Christian liturgical calendar and it is traditionally celebrated with a great deal of pageantry. Like, wave some palms like a normal Christian, lady

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@emericanjezebel Okay this might be controversial but I think that it’s good when kids' parents can afford to buy them a couple $10 dolls

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@OgLakyn I need to know who they think is keeping track of whether they rewear the same dress twice

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@A_B_Allen It would be more accurate to say that they believed they were in a race with the Nazis. The Nazis weren’t anywhere near developing nuclear capabilities but the Allies believed they were

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@punished_cait "Mastodon will be much healthier" My brother in Christ if I wanted to do something healthy I would go for a bike ride or read a book. When I want Twitter, I want garbage

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@swolecialism Those things are genuinely a fucking menace though

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@_glorianas Also weirdly feeds into a myth of Native American helplessness when there were in fact lots of times and places in American history where Native Americans were violently resisting white settlement

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@theoceanblooms Much like the Bechdel Test, something that was coined to describe a pattern of depictions gets used as a test for individual works and results in poor analysis

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@SirSnufflington @Ida_Clemens This is just flat out false

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@boneysoups The "corsets weren’t uncomfortable" thing has always been strange to me because is there any article of clothing on earth that is not potentially uncomfortable? Like no one ever had a corset that was ill-fitting or unsuited to their activities or just felt tired after a long day

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@theoceanblooms Idk how to explain it but this is evidence that no one had any children in mind when making this show

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@_glorianas Sorry to be an Alicent apologist but she was perfectly justified in being mad

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TFW you see a location trending and think "oh no, was there a mass shooting?" but it’s just Spotify Wrapped telling everyone they have San Luis Obispo vibes

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@offbeatorbit Yeah like, regardless of whether I think it’s reasonable, "holy crap what’s wrong with you" is going to be the reaction of half the guests

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@lingerie_addict My favorite part is when she says she got answers to all their questions and then does not elaborate any further

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@CartoonsHateHer I’m going to go out on a limb and say that creating a situation where you are the only adult your kid can trust is abuser behavior

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@Andr3jH @Noahpinion Tbh I feel like "it’s gay to have sex with women, the straightest thing you can do is be abstinent" is a sentiment Hitler might have endorsed, at least as a young man

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@theoceanblooms "Even the Nazis didn’t" should be a phrase that causes everyone who reads it to immediately go fact check I think

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@offbeatorbit I am sick to death of this Discourse where a customer treats a service worker poorly, and a bunch of people rush in to invent a scenario where the customer was neurodivergent so it was Fine, Actually

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@_glorianas That and the girl in So Far From Home whose hair gets caught in a machine JFC

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@godlessspinster The root problem here is assuming that the goal of feminism is making individual women feel empowered and not legal, social, and economic equality for all women 🤷🏻‍♀️

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@AlecStapp @MattBruenig Some Democrats: here is an imperfect policy that can provide stimulus through executive action in the likely event that the GOP controls the Senate. Very Smart People: Democrats should pass this bill instead.

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@classicvirtues Jesus Christ, some of the comments read like somebody gave Horst Wessel a twitter account

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@Ida_Clemens @SirSnufflington She wouldn’t even be the first healthcare worker wrongfully convicted of serial murder because of the Texas sharpshooter fallacy, but people just keep repeating it as though it’s proof she’s guilty. Infuriating

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@punished_cait This is a situation where I feel like if he had the wife's blessing, we’d have heard about it lmao

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@punished_cait "tee hee uwu" IS a tone indicator? I have never seen anyone use "tee hee" in earnest

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@agneswickfields I’ve been rereading the series and just got to Stannis and Renly's meeting in ACOK where Stannis says that Margaery is likely to remain a maid married to Renly. Makes you wonder what people thought Stannis was talking about there…

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@MattZeitlin It doesn’t help that so much meal planning content is like make a giant batch of something, put it in 5 containers, and have it every day for a week

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@hutchleah We have got to get kids watching Old Yeller again

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@danlehnermusic @fallenigloos Considering how vague US media is usually about West Bank settlers, letting one of them loudly say "we are fanatics with repugnant beliefs" seems very useful to me

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@offbeatorbit How are people so paranoid about germs and not about bleach exposure 😩

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@JakeAnbinder As someone who used to run workshops to teach undergraduates how to avoid exactly the kind of plagiarism she was doing, watching a bunch of tenured scholars defend it has been kind of a mindfuck

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@rozzid89 @Ida_Clemens I’m being sarcastic because I’ve seen quite a few people bring it up as though it was obviously sinister

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@dhampirdulac @ozymegdias Her face says "they pulled me out of a burning building for this"

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@dylanmatt I didn’t think that "we did a lot of fucked up shit defeating the most destructive states in human history" was a particularly nuanced take and yet

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@GrayAthene Not even the Russian monarchists in 1917 liked Nicholas and Alexandra! Christ

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@offbeatorbit Lmao no way that man had any idea how much she weighed

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@jailedamanda "We accepted" when talking about the facial expressions of a complete stranger is INSANE

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@_glorianas I knew James Madison was considered short even for his time and google claims he was also 5'4 though I question how they got that number

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I get why people love this casting but I personally am so sick of watching young actresses be subjected to avalanches of racist abuse for the sake of mid-at-best movies. In this case it’s for a movie that doesn’t even exist

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please god give these thugs their white rapunzel no more of this

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