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Writer. @BAFTA -nominated producer. One of @dadwroteaporno podcast. @HBO TV special streaming now. @lovestuckmusic coming June 2025 at @stratfordeast

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James Cooper
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I had an idea for a musical 3 years ago and have been working on it ever since with some very, very talented friends. It’s called LOVESTUCK and it tells the story of the worst first date ever. I’m very excited that we’ll be doing our first workshop this summer!
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Saturday morning in Britain if Diane is murdered #TheTraitors
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5 years
‘It’s..........Rebekah Vardy’s account’ is the new ‘Luke I am your father’
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2 years
The only way Traitors US is better than UK is the name misspellings. They’re on another level. Poor Geraldine.
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5 years
For the (one) person who asked about today’s episode, here’s the time I dressed as Mrs Doubtfire
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9 months
Finale Saturday Friday Morning #thetraitors
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2 years
Happy #TheTraitors Final Day, to all who celebrate
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6 years
Got my Halloween outfit sorted. I’m going as Fiji water girl from the #GoldenGlobes
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3 years
Final chapter of book 6 is in the can. You're not ready.
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5 years
I wouldn’t have breakfast before listening to tomorrow’s @dadwroteaporno 🙈
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2 years
BREAKING: British tea shortage as Harry spills it everywhere
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6 years
I literally cannot wait for you to hear chapter one. Hurry up #PornoDay - only 56 hours to wait!
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2 years
We will now define our lives as Before The Red Flame and After The Red Flame #TheTraitors
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3 years
Still outraged about the faux mozzarella #PornoDay
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4 years
So excited to get started again. Book 6 opens Monday 24 May...
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My Dad Wrote A Porno
4 years
Best of Book 5. Monday 5 April.
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6 years
I told you! They exist!!! #TalkingCat
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6 years
Hey @dadwroteaporno check out my talking cat
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4 years
Happy one year since Cats was released and the world starting falling apart 👏🏼
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3 years
You have no idea how long it took to get this photo
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My Dad Wrote A Porno
3 years
To celebrate their 90th birthday, #AbbeyRoadStudios invited us to record Part One of TWO Christmas specials this year in Studio 3! McCartney, Bowie, Winehouse…and now, Flintstone! Part 1 will be released Mon 6 Dec and Part 2 (from Jamie’s full house) will be out Mon 13 Dec 🎅🏼🎄
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6 years
I know who it iiiiiissssss...
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My Dad Wrote A Porno
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We have recorded the final chapter of book 4 aaaaand... You will FINALLY find out who the Special One is this #PornoDay
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2 years
I consider this an unprovoked act of war BBC Archive and I will be responding with sanctions
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BBC Archive
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#OnThisDay 1998: Newsround's Kate Sanderson was at the UK premiere of Lee Evans' film Mouse Hunt. Providing insightful analysis were two young film panellists, one of whom was @coopdloop
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If you’ve been yearning for some Belinda Blinked plot recently, you’re gonna wanna listen tomorrow 🧐 #PornoDay
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6 years
In the words of Justin Timberlake, it’s gonna be May
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HBO
6 years
So there's a guy who found out that his dad wrote an erotic novel, but instead of burying that trauma deep down inside, he decided to make a podcast with his friends about it (!!??). The podcast @DadWroteAPorno is coming to HBO this May for its very own comedy special.
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2 years
I live for the chaos of Boots
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5 years
It is, and I cannot stress this enough, Rebekah Vardy’s account #neverforget
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5 years
When you become a GIF but this is the GIF 😳 So proud Our Comedy Special is streaming in US on HBO Go and HBO Now. Airs tomorrow in UK at 10pm on @skyatlantic and @NOWTV
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2 years
Cannot wait for you all to hear this Monday’s episode. I think it’s one of my faves. #ByeBelinda
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4 years
Pelosi trying to ask Pence to invoke 25th Amendment
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6 years
Finally, the musical about GM rice we’ve all been waiting for...
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2 years
Christmas is such an anti-climax now #TheTraitors
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4 years
If 2020 was a video...
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3 years
Me everytime a family member coughs
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7 years
No.
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7 years
Show day
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3 years
God, I really panicked as this image slowly scrolled up my screen
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Dinner is going to be epic 😋
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7 years
As long as I live, I will never understand WHSmith’s Evian and The Telegraph offer
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2 years
New PM speculation has begun
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4 years
When you get excited that you might be able to go party again, then realise it’s still 4 months away...
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4 years
Me when large gatherings are allowed again in 2021
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James Cooper
2 years
Let the final three weeks of filth commence!
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My Dad Wrote A Porno
2 years
Tomorrow, the end begins…
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3 years
Lucky she has strong legs like her mother, To run for cover when she needs it
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2 years
There goes our listeners in Vatican City
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The Independent
2 years
Pope Francis urges priests and nuns to stop watching pornography
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James Cooper
3 years
Thanks to everyone who sent me looking like a dad on FaceTime at the end of tonight’s #PornoDay IG live 🤦🏻‍♂️
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3 years
Me: opens a window Spiders and flies:
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Me on 21 June 🤞🏼🤞🏼🤞🏼🤞🏼🤞🏼🤞🏼
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James Cooper
5 years
“Oh hello Margot, where has the Beast gone? Did you be missing the Beast today?” @megstalter
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7 years
I’m so excited for you to hear this on Monday. You’ll gag...literally
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My fave fact so far is that the Queen just pops round to Fergie’s for lunch from time to time
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7 years
Got my outfit sorted for first #PornoLive in Bristol tomorrow
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7 years
When ppl slide into my DMs, this is what I get...
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6 years
Send me your #SpinsterFridge pictures - I wanna know I’m not alone 😂
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5 years
The writing. The acting. Meryl Streep. Laura Dern being extra. The THEME TUNE. I bloody love #BigLittleLies s2.
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2 years
When ever you hear a parrot or a seagull, think of me #ByeBelinda
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2 years
How will I manage without @coopdloop 's laugh-shriek? It is one of the most joyous sounds in the world? #BYEBELINDA
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3 years
After this week’s Footnotes, we discovered I also have a Wikifeet 🦶🏼 with a grand total of 5 votes 🙌🏻 #proud I’m off for a pedicure!
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4 years
It’s always been my dream to be Kathy Najimy
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Cartuna Radio 📻
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Double Double, Toil & Trouble 🔥 MY DAD WROTE A PORNO @dadwroteaporno @uncleegor @alicelevine @coopdloop
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7 years
For the next 48 hours, we'll be calling this place home and I could not be more excited... #PornoLive
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Me to the supermarket cashier after 10 days of solo isolation #tigerking @NetflixUK
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3 years
Listening Party is Monday 8pm on Twitter. We all press play at the same time and tweet along using #PornoDay . Much fun.
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James Cooper
7 years
Just been nominated for a @BAFTA for Eating With My Ex - no biggie!!!!
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BAFTA
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Nominated for Short Form Programme Britain’s Forgotten Eating with My Ex Morgana Robinson’s Summer Pls Like #BAFTATV
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It was probably the maddest 5 mins of my week
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Alex Bell
5 years
saw @coopdloop on the way into work today and as I said HI JAME- I full on slapstick walked into a metal pole and started bleeding heavily from my face how’s everyone else’s morning going
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Does this email subject line seem slightly misjudged considering the sender?
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5 years
Why do I look like I’m complaining about my meal in this GIF?
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"You know how Game of Thrones got ahead of the books? That would never happen. How far we want to go with them is the question." - @coopdloop jokes about never running out of material for @dadwroteaporno
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7 years
90 mins to our @dadwroteaporno first show on our NZ / Oz tour - we're ready for you Auckland...
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2 years
You ok babe? You’ve barely touched your pint of urine
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4 years
We’re all talking about Jackie Weaver but is anyone else obsessed with Cyn? Speaks her mind, firm but fair, good sense of humour, and great sense of style.
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6 years
Oh shiiiiiiiiiiit 😱
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My Dad Wrote A Porno
6 years
It’s official - the largest podcast gig in the world has SOLD OUT!!! A few standing room available via We can’t wait - see y’all Thursday at the Royal 👏🏼 Albert 👏🏼 Hall 👏🏼 x
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3 years
That’s the tweet
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👏🏼🇮🇪👏🏼🇮🇪👏🏼🇮🇪👏🏼🇮🇪👏🏼🇮🇪👏🏼
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Sky News
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⚡️ Ireland's abortion referendum - 'History in the making' ⚡️
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#DragRaceUK is a triumph - loved everything about it. Can’t wait to see more - I’ve got The Vivienne in a sweepstake 🤞🏼
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Thank you - I didn’t think I had #byebelinda
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My #MarriageStory experience: 😍😍😍😕😟😔😣😖😍🥰☹️😩😤😭😵😵😂🤣😂😠😩🥺🥺🥺😱😱😂🤣🤩🥳😟😖😣😫😩😢😢🤬🤬🤬😳😳😳💃🏻💃🏻💃🏻😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😍😍😍😍😭😭😭😭 See this movie!!
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Tried to improve my performance
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Am I the only one who always thought this was the view from inside an eyeball? Is it definitely not?
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So excited for #PornoDay next week - can't wait for you guys to hear it 😊 Rocky continues to amaze, surprise, inspire...and gross out 🤢
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8 years
10 minutes until the Porno listening party. Sending Belinda off with a pint... #ByeBelinda
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US tour is over 😭 and we ended it at an understated venue
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7 years
I'm currently atop Baby Spice's Twitter page...in a vote against her. Today is weird.
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3 years
Can’t wait to get my Britney mic on again for the Porno World Tour, starting in less than a month. Got your tix yet?
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7 years
Blue cheese fish mousse tho... #PornoDay
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7 years
SO happy everyone's loving new @dadwroteaporno - Rocky's knocked it out the park once again! Can't wait for you to hear what's next... 😂😂😂
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lene lagermann
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@dadwroteaporno i made a thing
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James Cooper
3 years
Cannot wait!
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My Dad Wrote A Porno
3 years
The world tour resumes two weeks TODAY in Brighton!! You are cordially invited to Belinda’s Dirty Thirty - RSVP here
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James Cooper
2 years
For anyone missing Porno, @MattEason has setup an AI “Infinite Porno” livestream and I’m dead - tbh I can’t tell the difference…
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Matt Eason
2 years
"This is meant to be an erotic novel, not a guide to car dealership technology" #MyDadWroteAPorno #MDWAP
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6 years
Wait, what?!? There’s a musical that uses all the songs from Alanis Morisette’s Jagged Little Pill. AND NOBODY TOLD ME?!?!?
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Dead
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Nick Walker
2 years
Earlier today I was fully reduced to total hysterics by this question and the detailed explanation from Warwick Davis of what this question means.
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7 years
Didn't work...
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2 years
Counting down the hours…
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My Dad Wrote A Porno
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Tomorrow, Rocky will be revealed. Well, his voice will…
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7 years
Current mood #BluePlanet2
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James Cooper
2 years
First workshop next week 😳😱😳
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James Cooper
3 years
I had an idea for a musical 3 years ago and have been working on it ever since with some very, very talented friends. It’s called LOVESTUCK and it tells the story of the worst first date ever. I’m very excited that we’ll be doing our first workshop this summer!
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How it feels living through the twenties
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Am I a frog? So weird. #PornoLive
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@coopdloop are your ankles ok?
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8 years
Published porn author. Mum will be so proud. Pre-order at - out 27th Oct
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7 years
I'm so excited, I can't even. I have lost the ability to even. I am unable to even. I literally cannot even.
@GameOfThrones
Game of Thrones
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“The lone wolf dies, but the pack survives." Watch the new #GameofThrones Season 7 trailer. #WinterIsHere
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This video is severely dehydrating
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James Cooper
2 years
Yesterday we showcased @lovestuckmusic for the first time and it couldn’t have gone better. I’m so excited for the journey of this show and I’m beyond lucky to be working with the MOST talented people 😍
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I've said it before and I'll say it again. Do NOT fuck with the Spice Girls. #loser
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I think I just saw Debbie’s McGee #strictly
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@jvn
Jonathan Van Ness
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Omg this conductor is EVERYTHING
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1 year
Wondering what the Spanish is for ‘labial pinkness’ @dadwroteaporno
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Daniel Ek
1 year
Podcasters - what if I told you could offer your pod to any listener around the world, in their own local language but still keep it in your own voice? That’s the pilot we’re launching @Spotify ! It’s called Voice Translation and using AI, translates podcasts episodes into
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Ablisa (2022) Dir. Steven Spielberg #Oscars
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James Cooper
5 years
While #Quiz is on, it’s a good time to revisit a super cut of ‘Who Wants to Be a Millionaire’ Contestants Waving - some truly breathtaking waves. Special mention to Stephen and Karen around the 40 sec mark
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James Cooper
6 years
😂😂😂😂😂 Thankfully I got myself
@seamusgarner
Seamus Garner
6 years
Sorry for the technical difficulties, here it is in full! @FlintstoneRocky @Alicelevine @coopdloop @uncleegor @dadwroteaporno Answer These Questions And We'll Tell You Which 'My Dad Wrote A Porno' Team Member You Are via @buzzfeeders
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