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Knicks sweep and the Boston/Cleveland series goes 7 games In the name of the chopped cheese, the timberlands, and James Gandolfini
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Knicks fan going out to Indiana to support the team for game 6
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Donte DiVincenzo game 4
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How the media will describe Joel Embiid tomorrow
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*The Knicks are without Robinson, Bogey, Randle, and OG* Media: “So tf what” *Tyrese Haliburton has “back spasms”* Media:
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@AnnaHorford Al Horford when he arrived in Boston
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What’s good Becky Hammon? Jalen Brunson 3 straight 40 plus games
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“and then Knicks Twitter fried Candace Parker so bad, the WNBA released a list of her accomplishments. As was the style at the time.”
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Random shoutout to 3x WNBA Champion 2x MVP 2016 Finals MVP 2020 DPOY 7x All-Star 2013 All-Star Game MVP & 2008 ROTY, Candace Parker for no reason at all.
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@CokeButterCheez She woke up like this yesterday
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“Celtics & Knicks talk tough when they daddy not around”
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@HEATVSREFS
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Celtics & Knicks talk tough when they daddy not around
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@keatingssixth “Invited to the cookout” is 🦝 behavior
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You’re welcome Knicks Twitter
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IHart New York
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You’re welcome Knicks Twitter
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The people that wanted a lineup of Cam Reddish, RJ Barrett, and Quentin Grimes are trying to give advice today
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@MrPZY This was porn for Karens
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@laurenboebert Trump wiped away 400,000 lives tho
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@IlovebeinBlack A remote control with no back
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When you see another Knicks fan who isn’t whining about Obi Toppin, Randle, or Thibs and is happy we’re winning after years of mediocrity
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The 76ers front office trying to give away free tickets around Philly today
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@ewarren Voting for a guy that went bankrupt 6 times was a great idea. Good Job America
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Just sayin
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According to sources it looks like Candace Parker has been cooked by Knicks Twitter
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@TheOnion “Cmon fellow Swfities, let’s get The Onion”
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Julius Randle every offseason hearing trade rumors
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@DrDeeKnight @outtherejch @ScottFeinberg We’re the only folk that always is expected to let stuff slide
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I can’t help but laugh
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*Knicks refuse to give up the farm for Spida* Media: “Same old Knicks. Lol poverty franchise.” *Heat refuse to give up Tyler Herro and a bottle of hand sanitizer for Dame* Media: “This is why Miami is the greatest franchise in the NBA”
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This dude bragged about being a capitalist and said to fund the police
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@ATLHawks All that just to get spanked by Philly
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@TheRealSlamBrad She been through it
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“These injuries are Thibs fault”
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Gambit is an Honorary Knick tonight
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@KyleKulinski The audacity of that woman to question what she’s being fed
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@therecount first and only time I ever agreed with a Fox News host
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@MCmuckraker @shaunking If looking at people suspiciously is a crime, then every Black person in this country would press charges against white people
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Charles Barkley tonight #NBAonTNT
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Ever since I voted for Bernie I deny racism and wear shorts in February. The media was right. #Berniemademewhite #FeelTheBern
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Tyrese Haliburton entering the press conference with another phantom injury
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@SkylerB97 Conservatives: “Why did woke Disney make Biggie a Black guy?”
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@laurenboebert Remember when you helped your cult kill a cop?
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@LordSnow876 @champagnesocia8 So many punchable faces
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JJ Redick walking into his meeting with Rob Pelinka and Jeanie Buss tomorrow
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@TheOnion Here come the swifties
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@laurenboebert She’s Black so Republicans wouldn’t vote for her to begin with
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no point in deleting the tweet you made your feelings clear
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@raphousetv2 Him waking up to a surprise first night in prison
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@laurenboebert You’d be rooting for slavery in 1787. Let’s be honest
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It’s always something
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“Hi, it’s me. The Knicks are doing too well. Tell the refs they know what to do”
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@NBA_NewYork Guy has no purpose in life now that LeBron was eliminated so he’s just saying anything
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@TheEnemiesPE3 Vince when someone has to win that isn’t white or Samoan
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@laurenboebert Just like “alternative facts”?
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@AP America: Where only poor and working people pay taxes!
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@laurenboebert Didn’t you sidestep questions about you being an accomplice to the insurrection?
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Soon
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The media elevating Haliburton from good to all time great next series only because he’s facing the Knicks
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@laurenboebert Are you old enough to remember how elections work?
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@KyleKulinski Snorting coke to own the libs
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@CokeButterCheez We already know his career path
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@sabrinabrier In real life if he said more that two sentences they’d say he’s “doing too much”
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@laurenboebert Make yourself a waitress again
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Me getting thrown out of Wells Fargo Center for b*tchslapping a 76ers fan when the Knicks win
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@eugenegu Looks like the Fox News female anchor factory
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@therecount She's underestimating the stupidity of ppl in this country
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@FLKDayton I’d be a miserable sack of sh*t if I looked like this too
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@Phil_Lewis_ Jill whispers: “I voted for Obama”
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When you’re a Black Man on First Take talking about Caitlin Clark
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"Babe, I'm home. I was sitting in the car for a four hour Knicks space about firing Thibs, and....."
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@laurenboebert Didn’t Trump try to negotiate with the Taliban lmao
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You guys are exposing yourselves today It was the right call so kiss my orange and blue ass
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@laurenboebert Space force is what they call your therapy team
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Escaping mock Julius Randle trades on Knicks Twitter
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Pacers and Sixers fans on this app today sounded like QAnon
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3-1 on the road trip and our only loss was against the defending champs at home? I’m chillin
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@RTNBA Royce White is taking his last name to the extreme
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Stephen A Smith rehearsing his 19 minute monologue for tomorrow
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