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Michael Craig Wagner

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5 months

@eddsmitty Keep trying bro, you race baiters are losing the battle quickly and decisively

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Michael Craig Wagner

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@ThePaleH0rse2 @nehedar Uh, yeah it is Another pinnacle of communism, lies and deceit

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@JustLuai Imagine a teacher walks into their classroom every day and all 25 kids are fighting each other. And every day the teacher singles out the same student to punish, even though he was defending himself from the brawl that he can't escape. Student says "Hey what the hell teacher?

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@GodandtheBear That's bad, even for a commie

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@ContraPoints "Repeated, targeted harassment" is not and has never been "free speech"

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@engineers_feed The Martian

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@mehdirhasan "Anyone I disagree with is fringe extremist"

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@RepJasmine It's easy to lower crime when you refuse to prosecute and fudge the numbers

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Michael Craig Wagner

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@engineers_feed Drive a manual, nobody will know how to steal it!

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@keithboykin @Donte_Steel4Lyf A local school district is not “big government”

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7 months

@SethMacFarlane Abolition of the electoral college is only wildly popular among democrats because that way they will never lose an election. Additionally, a constitutional amendment is required to abolish the college, not a standard legislative bill. 2/3 of the states need to be on board with

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@RyanMcbeth They don't want solutions, they want dead Palestinians so they can keep filming their war propaganda

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@AmericanFietser Imagine thinking that relying on centralized government run public transportation is the embodiment of personal liberty

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@IAm_THEPaulina @BarackObama You shouldn't agree to bad government policy just because they're buying you out

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@MuhammadSmiry Stop making friends with terrorists

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Michael Craig Wagner

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@womenonthemove1 @keithboykin @itsgabrielleu Doesn’t this rule apply to white kids with long hair too?

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@SenWhitehouse We should pack the courts... for our Democracy™️!

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@JohnJHarwood DEI is racial discrimination, something we fought to outlaw in the 1960s

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@CoachBalto You want to go tell the family of 4 barely getting by on $55k per year that gas isn't expensive enough for your personal preference?

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@jonfavs "Get them out of the road" (because the cops refuse) isn't calling for violence, Jon

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@AyannaPressley You're a disgusting rep and deserve to be airdropped to Gaza

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@piper4missouri How would it defund your local school if the only place your tax money can go is your local school?

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@ImMeme0 Bring back public hangings

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@ancientsaltdepo Wikipedia has been around for far less than 1,500 years

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@IlhanMN Expel her from congress for pledging allegiance to the foreign nation of Somalia

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@AZ_Brittney Great idea, change the law in order to prevent your political opponent from running for office because you're afraid that they'll win.

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@nikicaga Because passing more bills doesn't lead to increased prosperity

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@visegrad24 And we'll never forget their genocide of innocent Uyghurs

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@jonfavs @JDVance By "plan" do you mean big government initiative to build low income projects everywhere costing trillions of dollars, or do you mean changing regulations to make it easier for the private sector to build new housing?

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Michael Craig Wagner

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@DebbieforFL For the record, your rights have remained the same. Your body, your choice to have sex, you know the risks. Men are raised with the understanding that if we get someone pregnant then we are going to be a father. We never had the luxury of opting out.

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@MaximuSure @OliLondonTV "Abraham was a Muslim" is like saying "Jesus was Australian"

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@visegrad24 @GSDeutch A bunch of communists depending on charity to get by

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@EducatedBlackQ1 @AfricanArchives Make Africa pay for it!

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Michael Craig Wagner

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@fuckyouiquit Fuck it, who needs a work week. Legislate full-time vacation for all (except rich people)

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@lazypie143 @MaceAhWindu Far right means not communist

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@PhilipProudfoot Of course the left gets away with it while the right gets arrested

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Michael Craig Wagner

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@WarClandestine Arm yourself and be prepared. They've been importing extremists for their summer riot season, and for winter riot season if Trump wins. I don't think they'll keep it contained to the cities. You won't want to be empty handed when they come to your town.

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Michael Craig Wagner

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@caroljsroth And taxes too. Stop taking 1/3 of my money please

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Michael Craig Wagner

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@BlakPantherBabe Did you know the land Palestinians call "Palestine" is actually historic Jewish land since before Christ? Not that they can't live there, but they can't go on murder sprees and play the victim at the same time.

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Michael Craig Wagner

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@LauraAnnSTL @chiefschamps23 That's because he didn't say it you liar

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Michael Craig Wagner

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1 year

@GliturKat @ContraPoints What exactly did I miss? He never claimed he will suspend accounts for using slurs, he said he will suspend accounts for "repeated, targeted harassment" which by the way is the right thing to do.

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Michael Craig Wagner

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@Hasadwan Barely human if you don't think 10/7 was bad

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Michael Craig Wagner

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@marxistJorge @Mass8605 Government involvement in free trade created the above image. What communism is, is that on steroids. Can't defeat government corruption by giving the government total power like the commies want.

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Michael Craig Wagner

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1 year

@usatodayDC Vivek is the first person running for any office who I believe is both honest and correct

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Michael Craig Wagner

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7 months

@JayeJaybird54 And the only way to get there is to give the government total control of our lives. What could go wrong?

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@jefftimmer Your first mistake is thinking you're in the majority

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@maxtmcc @IsaacDemme By "directionally correct" you mean you agree with them

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Michael Craig Wagner

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@BeesLittleRanch @GigaBasedDad Make one for men being a good father too.. that might be the biggest problem in society. Can't believe there are men out there who abandon their children

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Michael Craig Wagner

@cookamungabunga

7 months

@RobertKennedyJr Welcome to the end of your campaign

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Michael Craig Wagner

@cookamungabunga

1 year

@simeonesp @ShksprT @GrahamAllen_1 That's the difference between real life and fantasy. Without guns they'll pull a knife on you. Without knives they'll use a blunt object. Without anything they'll just use their hands. The only thing stopping criminals from attacking you is if they think they're outmatched.

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@AmericanFietser Imagine living outside of a major metro

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Michael Craig Wagner

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@ChrisDJackson @PeteSouza No fact has been checked, his idea of their "future plots and schemes against republicans" could be referring to current events.

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Michael Craig Wagner

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@Inhumansoflate1 You wouldn't have the phone or internet if those technologies weren't privatized for profit

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@revhowardarson @johnwil08956134 "Stop saying the things that counter my shitty worldview"

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Michael Craig Wagner

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@isthischill @BigFisch550 @jimstinson @elonmusk @RepJeffries We can pretend the tax cuts caused that big spike in deficit or we can activate our brains and remember that there was a global pandemic

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@SaraAljamal3 Should ask your government

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Michael Craig Wagner

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@ColinMorgan65 But importing illegal immigrants who do not share or seek those common set of ideals is still an issue, yeah?

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Michael Craig Wagner

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@CarterForNow The good guys have never been the ones covering their faces

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@visegrad24 @JeremyWard33 Ask them where Lebanon is too

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@SethMacFarlane When you have to change the rules to win elections, you're just trying to rig the system

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@JoAnnLiguori @RudyDagnello It's always funny when people who hate Christians tell Christians what true Christianity is

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@MoonDaizy_ @michaelharriot They don't want equal treatment. If they did then they wouldn't champion "equity", which means differential treatment based on race.

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@revhowardarson Oh is that why the autopsy found no tracheal damage or other life threatening injury? Weird.

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Michael Craig Wagner

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1 year

@benshapiro "The move was met with near-universal acclaim" Well of course, the iron fist of the government demands public approval lest you lose your livelihood. The reality is we care only about his contribution to the team on the field. His subjective self perception isn't ever a

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@amandalitman *preachy*

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Michael Craig Wagner

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@BrandonStraka Because their definition of "democracy" is not the same as the dictionary definition. It's only democracy when their preferred party has complete and total power over us.

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Michael Craig Wagner

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@etanthomas36 "Your ppl" gives away the fact that it's not about teaching history but about retribution and revenge. My people did not own slaves. I was born in the 90s

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@vjOuttaSight @GerryConnolly @Acyn Sounds like projection to me, racist

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@gazdutlow Listen man, the whole world doesn't have to cater to her personal feelings and narcissism. She's a girl, obviously

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Michael Craig Wagner

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@ReviewsPossum The majority of states would lose their representation if not for the electoral college. What reason would they have to participate in the union if they are always overruled by urbanites who know nothing of their challenges?

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Michael Craig Wagner

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@nas1x1san I don't think telling young girls "It's okay to have lots of sex, if you get pregnant you can just go get an abortion! It should be a fundamental human right to get abortions!" Is better than telling young girls "Be careful who you choose to have sex with, the act is designed

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Michael Craig Wagner

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1 year

@EllieAqua_III @ltwombly93 @libsoftiktok @isd721 Comparing your perceived racial enemies to bugs is racism

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Michael Craig Wagner

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@OxAct4Pal It's almost like that isn't your land... how familiar

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Michael Craig Wagner

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@_H_a_m_m_y @AP And Biden didn't follow the plan. Therefore what Biden did was not Trump's plan. Don't worry, it's okay to be retarded

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Michael Craig Wagner

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@RichardHanania The problem is the two tiered system where leftists can riot without consequence but even the slightest incendiary language against the left must be put out at all costs lest there be any "far-right" political violence. You know this, don't play dumb.

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Michael Craig Wagner

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@NerdeenKiswani You don't get any special privileges because of your religion

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@ByYourLogic Gazans wanted this. Why else would 10/7 have happened? You've been successfully propagandized. Why do you trust terrorists?

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@ResisterSis20 2016-2019 were on the up and up until Covid came and all the politicians went berserk with power

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@EricAbbenante They live in their own manufactured universe

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@GeoRebekah She might be loved and respected too much for you leftists

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@JesseBWatters Does anyone have a source for the "Obama judge ruling"?

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Michael Craig Wagner

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@JenkinsBrevard What about heritage foundation is right wing extremist? Before refusing to answer, consider that sometimes it's good for your cause to put forward convincing arguments instead of name calling and shunning.

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@Ilhan @SenWarren You want banks to give muslims preferable treatment, is what you mean.

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Michael Craig Wagner

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@the_transit_guy Look at you with opinions on how every other family should operate

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@GoldwagNathan The that's because it's not designed to lower prices it's about raising wages and doing what's best for citizens

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Michael Craig Wagner

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1 year

@ZaleskiLuke @Cernovich "Private sector takeover of the country" is pretty much the definition of the classical "American Dream"

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Michael Craig Wagner

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10 months

@JustLuai Think about it, if Hamas didn't know Israel would retaliate with force then... well, there's no way they didn't know that. So if they wanted to limit Israel's capacity to respond then they would have use all of their forces to attack military infrastructure. But instead what

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Michael Craig Wagner

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@BriansUnwelcome @psyxypher That sounds like their problem, not ours

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@Rightanglenews @VivekGRamaswamy "Trump first, America second"

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Michael Craig Wagner

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1 year

@hinsdale7204 @ScienceMagazine @ScienceAdvances Lead by example

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Michael Craig Wagner

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@Timcast Men have no rights in divorce

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@tachekwa @StatisticUrban Crazy how black people think they have a right to use the N word!

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Michael Craig Wagner

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@rogerduckman @ebeezybee @beatmastermatt @HarrisonKrank On Tim Pool's show he acknowledged that rule would require a constitutional amendment, but what's important is the spirit of the rule, that people should understand the basics of how our government works if they're electing people to run it. Can't really argue with that

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@heavenly_otter @ReviewsPossum No it means they would only ever have to campaign in cities and select suburban areas. Rural America would be ignored completely.

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Michael Craig Wagner

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@AP AP is racist as f*ck

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@BaehlerEric @gkrakower @McNicollb @ABC I can't tell how many of them are liars and how many of them are just retarded

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Michael Craig Wagner

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@danallan_2 @Sebastian_FL123 @mcuban There are none because they are just a troll who doesn't actually believe what they said

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Michael Craig Wagner

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1 year

@srsholmes Most of my PRs are opened as drafts while WIP and then promoted for review once complete

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Michael Craig Wagner

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@TheAddlepate What you are talking about is a construct of nature, not society

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@ChidiNwatu @Acyn Strange because it's not true

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