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3 years

traveler: why do you use a claymore? diluc: when we were 12 kaeya said he could lift more than me and I took that personally

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new omega slur just dropped: knot warmer

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Albedo: do you enjoy Diluc being submissive because you can’t stand the thought of him leaving you again? Kaeya: *tries to strangle him*

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Kaeya: if I was turned into a little beetle would you flip me upright when I end up on my back? Diluc: what the fuck is wrong with you? Kaeya: don’t avoid the question

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3 years

Kaeya: happy Mother’s Day Diluc: I’m not a mom? Kaeya: not yet

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Eula: amber, I really like you Amber: Aw, I like you too Eula: I was hoping it wouldn’t be remiss of me to give you a nickname Amber: sure! What is it? Eula, blushing: I was hoping it would be alright if I called you “sister” during sex Amber: Amber: Diluc warned me about this

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Diluc, age 12, looking up one day and going “ I don’t get why people joke that omegas belong in the kitchen. That’s the place where all the knives and poison is” and that just lives rent free in Crepus’ and Kaeya’s mind for years

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3 years

"the creator of toilet bound hanako kun is a shotacon" "wait really wtf" like how do u not see the show and just immediately know its so obvious sfdjhsfdjhksdfjhkfsd

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3 years

Diluc: daddy can you pass the salt? Crepus & Kaeya: *reach for the salt* Diluc: Crepus: Kaeya:

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3 years

Knight: there’s a really angry guy storming in through the foyer downstairs Kaeya: haha someone’s in trouble Knight: it’s Diluc ragnvindr Kaeya: me. I’m in trouble

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3 years

Diluc: I don’t drink Aether: why? - Diluc, 17, blackout drunk with other knights: *confesses to Kaeya on top of a table, falls off said table, pisses himself, crawls out of the bar, and passes out on the street* - Diluc: I don’t handle alcohol well

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3 years

Diluc randomly sending all the staff home for a day off. He gives them a days notice to take care of anything that might cause problems. Everyone thinks he’s an amazing and kind boss, but a huge part is just his desire to not wear pants for a day

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3 years

Kaeya secretly getting Diluc to eat foods that induce lactation (“here Diluc, have some tea”) and after a few weeks Diluc jw like “my chest has been feeling sore lately” and Kaeyas just staring at it with laser focus because he’s never wanted anything more in his life

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3 years

Kaeya: if you think about it, pet ownership is really just normalized Stockholm syndrome Diluc: please don’t say this while I’m wearing cat ears for you

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3 years

// cheating , kluc , feminization Modern hs au where Diluc starts dating a girl (Jean? A mob? Idk) and he ends up confessing to Kaeya that he’s nervous about things like kissing or sex because he has no idea what to do

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23 days

@bvnberrybvn You keep awaking sleeper memories in me dude you can’t keep getting away with this

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3 years

Aether: I’m kinda cold Childe: here take my scarf. And my jacket. Actually let me buy you a coat– Kaeya: I’m a little cold, too Diluc: well maybe if you didn’t have your tits out you wouldnt be cold

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3 years

diluc getting fucked against a wall but he's short enough that it lifts his feet off the ground

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3 years

My fav take on omega Diluc is like. Everyone expects him to be a little softer once he and Kaeya are FINALLY bonded (the entire city expected it, they’re so obvious). Instead he acts exactly the same EXCEPT when he’s w Kaeya, at which point he melts and acts entirely submissive

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3 years

Onlyfans undoing the porn ban after their website absolutely plummets into hell was the funniest fucking thing ever

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3 years

Kaeya: I didn’t *lose* my virginity. I never lose anything. I *took* dilucs Crepus: Diluc: killmekillmekillmekillmekillme

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3 years

Horniest thing in the world is Kaeya presenting as an alpha earlier than diluc and fucking his gege (apologizing the whole time because he can’t stop his hips) and marking Diluc as his Except Diluc is supposed to be an alpha but instead he starts his life as a bitched omega

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3 years

What’s the best doujin trope and why is it pretty boys being fucked into stupid cock drunk whores who are obsessed with dick

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3 years

Diluc: dad, Kaeya and i are partners now Crepus: In crime? Kaeya: no, like boyfriends Crepus: yes, I already knew you boys were friends

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3 years

Kaeya: hey pee in this Diluc: what Kaeya: Diluc: why does this look like those things you pour juice in to make popsicles, Kaeya? Kaeya: Diluc: KAEYA

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3 years

@necrowife “Just letting you know I hate your tweet! XOXO”

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Amber: he said blue haired bitches were freaks Eula: is that a no? Amber: now hold on, i never said no

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3 years

Diluc, age 25: ah, Kaeya, can you hand me that blankey over there? Kaeya, torn between cooing because “blankey” or laughing his ass off and risking the broadside of a claymore to his face:

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1 year

@POISONP1NK This looks amazing and he looked amazing in both honestly (but seeing this edit made me bust up laughing). I’m so sorry you went through all this

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3 years

Kaeya walking in on Diluc asleep at his desk but instead it’s like Omega Diluc going into heat but he also hasn’t slept in 47 hours so Kaeya walks in on Diluc face down on their bed, asleep, l his pants halfway down his thighs, and a dildo stuck in his ass

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3 years

too lazy to actually make this but like dilucs twitter: sometimes the people you trust the most cut you the deepest kaeya replying: i said i was sorry i got cum in ur eyes

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3 years

"ooc this", "mischaracterize that", is it simply not enough for me to smash two characters I like together like barbie dolls?

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3 years

I like Diluc moaning but there’s something so good about Diluc who’s absolutely SILENT during sex

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3 years

Diluc staring at Kaeya as he cuts a boar in half with his claymore and then uses his vision to cook it on the flat edge: Kaeya: shaking in fear but also hard

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3 years

// cw dubcon , drugging , ❄️🔥 Modern au Diluc and Kaeya who are slowly trying to mend their relationship after Diluc left the house for a few years. There’s so much unresolved issues and tension and diluc really wishes they could pick up where they left off- almost dating.

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3 years

Kaeya: in this world it’s milk or be milked Diluc: what the fuck does that mean? Lisa: no no, he’s right

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3 years

Diluc: I think if you’re going to masturbate, you should do it before bathing. That way you can efficiently wash off anything and then go on with your day Kaeya: I think we need to address your obsession with efficiency

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3 years

Weirdly good ship dynamic: dude in expensive designer clothes and dude in sweatpants and a T-shirt

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3 years

Diluc presenting as omega but also developing cooking as a hobby. When he gets pissed off he cooks meats or bread (he hunted the animals himself) and Kaeya takes it as a threat

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3 years

me @ canon: if diluc and kaeya arent happy together and get along i will literally die me @ fanfics: i want a dove that is so dead

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3 years

Omegas but they’re like deers or other herbivores in the sense that they are more likely to fuck you up for no reason by virtue of being “prey” animals

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3 years

Rosaria: so whats your favorite ice cream? Kaeya: any, really, as long as I can lick it off dilucs stomach Rosaria: can you stop being a freak for like ONE minute

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3 years

Wolves greet each other by licking inside other mouth to see how others r doing health wise and I like to imagine razor does the same thing

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3 years

Lrt but kluc escalation Young kae: I’ve never had a friend before Young luc: I’ll be your friend! Kae: Kae: I’ve never had a wife before either

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3 years

Okay but exorcist Diluc who’s contracted to demon Kaeya “And whats the price? My soul?” “Ah, no no no, that’s boring. I have a much more interesting offer in mind.”

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3 years

Childe: *flirts with diluc* Kaeya: LMFAO Diluc, drunk: *kisses childe* Kaeya: Kaeya: I no longer am having a good time

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3 years

Love Diluc who’s incompetent at domestic chores Diluc: I made the bed Kaeya: there’s a meter and a half gash in the sheets Diluc: I’m doing my best

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3 years

Kaeya: the best part of an orea is the black cookie part not the white frosting part, deal with it Diluc: darkness without light is an abyss, light without darkness is blinding, you cannot have a coin with one side Kaeya: yo Socrates it’s a fucking cookie

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3 years

Diluc, drunk: if I pour vanilla in your dick and you use your vision while you cum will it make ice cream? Kaeya: do not do that

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3 years

Kaeya watching Diluc set an entire treasure hoarder camp on fire: my little meow meow <3

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3 years

Me closing like 8 tabs of increasingly fucked up content I didn’t need:

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Aether: why are Kaeya and Diluc sitting in the back? Jean: they just had a fight Paimon: why are they holding hands? Jean: they get sad when they fight

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3 years

“genshin official leaks” bro that’s an update

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3 years

Dilucs not even doing anything, just drinking juice while doing paperwork, but he’s mortified. Meanwhile Kaeya is unable to look away from dilucs thighs

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3 years

Devil Kaeya getting angel Diluc on his knees, smiling gleefully as his rips dilucs wings off, kissing him as Diluc falls from grace

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3 years

I just have this vivid mental image of Kaeya walking into the kitchen at 3am because he heard a noise, only to see Diluc with like three peeled hard boiled eggs in his mouth and looking like a deer in headlights

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3 years

Diluc: Diluc: *sighs* yes I would flip over your little beetle body

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3 years

Jean: why do you always piss off diluc? I thought you two were getting along now? Kaeya: the sex is better when he’s mad Jean: Jean: this is my fault. I made the mistake of asking.

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3 years

Kaeya: if you jerk off while high is it called weed whacking? Kaeya: masturblazing? Diluc: it’s called disappointing your brother

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Kaeya, barging unannounced: hey, where’s ade- Diluc, in only a button down shirt, panties, and socks:

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3 years

It’s funny that Childe, who has proven to have a ton of domestic skills, has almost no wife energy. Meanwhile Diluc, who has 0 domestic skills past grilling steak, radiates so much wife energy it makes me stupid

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3 years

Kaeluc in a/b/o be like “perhaps we’re fated to be mated together”

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3 years

Kaeya and diluc locked in a room and it says someone needs to get pregnant for the room to open K: well, we should get to work! D: this isn’t going to work, idiot, we’re both guys And then after three days of Kaeya breeding Diluc in a mating press the door unlocks <3

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3 years

Diluc adopting a gorgeous blue dog thts missing an eyes and getting home early from work one day, only to see a whole ass man sitting on his couch, entirely naked and eating chips

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3 years

Thinking of Diluc crying in a moment of weakness, saying he’ll never be good enough. If he was better maybe their father would still be alive. Kaeya can only smile gently, pulling Diluc against him and saying it’s okay. Even if he’s not good enough Kaeya will always love him.

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