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Joined October 2011
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T-NYNE - Better Get Knowledge (Official Video)
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@Rothmus It went like this: "I'm at 36 Vine." --Where's Vine? "Offa Cleveland after the gas station." --OK.
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@RufusTSuperfly I would have left at 8:00 AM
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@crim_tweets_ "Call him back. Tell him he missed a spot."
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@spicebae_ First day in rap?
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@74X14L @srnaaazz @UsamaBarkat1 @historyinmemes Are you saying he gave them head and they let him stay?
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@NoCapFights The melanin and testosterone deficient person grabbed his penis and then made a space invading gesture with his arm. He also said "then WALK" to a guy who physically outclassed him by 150. The bouncer hit his reset button.
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@crim_tweets_ To be fair, they were going to study Alzheimers but they forgot to.
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@PicturesFoIder So he netted $500 and then racked up a $7000 funeral bill.
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@Rothmus Good kid. He smoked out a commie.
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@Abystigmata_ Zero. That's not a trailer. If so, where's the trailer hitch? That's just a table with wheels bro.
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@Dexerto Good to know the safety system is both annoying and useless.
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@ItsYungSerpent Yeah. That's murder.
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@AP A majority of White Americans believe it too.
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@21_Wizards @InternetH0F I refuse to find this out even now.
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@thereal_SnS They HAVE paper bags AT the liquor store.
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@NoContextHumans Women after 40 are really no different than women after 20.
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@githii @lporiginalg The fact that 9mm are prohibited in UK just shows that it's a joke country.
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@EverythingOOC Glizzzzzzzzzzzzzt
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@whyrev I love this. She fights as good as she sings.
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@FightMate Funny thing. I remember a kick in the nuts hurting at any age.
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@BIPOCracism And they stole her lips too.
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@cj_dinenage @CommonsCMS Yeah, we're not too keen on Britons trying to censor in the United States. That's the "culture" we got rid of in 1776. Watching Caroline Dinenage snivel is kind of repulsive.
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@lporiginalg Complaining about capitalism.
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@PicturesFoIder He "breathes wrong." Meanwhile:
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@caroljsroth If it ain't from the US Mint, I don't want it.
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@AP We get it. You like minors with amputated genitalia. And you write our news. Message totally received.
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@Chafier19 @historyinmemes Imagine not being able to see the fucking moon from Earth.
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@TheRecord_Media Tell me the CIA rigs our elections without saying the CIA rigs our elections.
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@ClownWorld_ I'ma tell my kids this was Bill Gates:
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@Pickuptruckdude @9mm_smg How did it taste though?
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@paynushurts Clitoris be like "doyyyy" watching from the sidelines.
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@Haytham_MG The nerve of Muslims trying to dictate the Jewish plan of life.
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@itsleague @InsaneRealitys Hit with a stink bomb.
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@MRanglinVassell You mean, I need to be at the back of the bus? 🤡
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@Alphafox78 Come on. Who doesn't want to see the look on Hitler's face when you take him to modern Germany?
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@MoxieMuu @RealJamesWoods Spare the rod, spoil the customer.
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@FightVideosTV Gay dude gently rocked his shit.
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@tariqnasheed You're missing something here. Jann Wenner only interviews men he is sexually attracted to.
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@OnlyInBOS Is this the same airport I am not allowed to drink water and wear shoes in.
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@Jim_Sheridan Jim just volunteered for deportation.
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@reddit_lies LOL. She thought she bagged three providers.
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@FDRLST Ericka Andersen is a shining example of how all the Common Core cultists got siphoned out of the Jonestown pool just like she did. How is this a good political magazine?
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@MikeSington The left wing forgot what fun is.
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@lporiginalg Is this "before" the writers' strike?
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@scooperon7 I think you meant "framed for"
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@edencohentweets Oh. How did Jesus die?
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@DoctorTurtleboy That's a laugh considering Massachusetts government inflicts emotional and financial injury upon its citizens daily.
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@bigherm2020 @notcapnamerica Yup. Right after they stole the pyramids. LOL
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@memechaotic Typing at the bottom of the screen to show blackhawk helicopters being deployed to rendition site.
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@queenie4rmnola Oh shit. It forgot to consider whether your forgiveness puts gas in my car or pays my rent.
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@OnlyInBOS You can visit the airport without a ticket. You can't go to the terminals.
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@iKnightscope I can't wait to destroy these.
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@CureBore @Rothmus I don't believe anybody in California has the right to sell me access to the ocean and its food. As a hominid, I can just go there. I would fight over it.
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@MPLSKerrBear Last I looked at the roads, the money must have gone to the other thing.
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@Kharn_300BO @Rothmus Domino's House Rules
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@Slakonbothsides Quentin Tarantino has some kind of bottom submissive gay thing going on about black males. He put it in Hateful Eight too. He's on James Baldwin's hangups.
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@e_fiedler Oh wow! Someone is giving away free solar panels!
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@Crazyy_Videos He's smart. He stayed hitting whatever was closest.
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@MiaFarrow Well, Mia Farrow's judgment of male character is kind of a national legend at this point.
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@MNateShyamalan They hide the sauce at Popeye's to make people ask for sauce because in a very petty way it keeps segregation alive.
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@libsoftiktok @isd721 These videos imply that persons of color never impose on anyone's patience.
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@thechosenberg This reminds me of my first girlfriend, except for the wanting sex part.
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@FAFO_TV I'm OK with this particular clubbing. No Rittenhouse needed.
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@KrangTNelson This guy has the strength of ten Joe Bidens.
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@iamyesyouareno LOL. OK, so never.
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@reddit_lies I stopped going there because I don't eat cum.
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The MN rioter who sets himself up as ringleader, yelling repeatedly "he ain't going nowhere now" while Hamas supporters kick the shit out of a trapped old man's car is Zach Metzger, a man with local left wing political ambitions.
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@JohnKnightcrew @lporiginalg Can you wait over there, please?
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@ZaleskiLuke @elonmusk I peed on your leg the whole time you were talking.
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@Rothmus It has no meat on it, only twice as much so.
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@booksandwine76 LOL wut? I go through Worcestershire sauce, Mushroom soy sauce and Cholula like they come out of water faucets.
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@gatewaypundit I'm fighting here before I fight overseas.
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@ElonMuskAOC I have one of these. I'll be fine.
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@DrALT14 @ConceptualJames It's too late to pull the mind-your-own-business card after all this performative, harassing gay-politics.
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@realstewpeters Hmmm. Medical tech, computers, pharmaceuticals, aircraft parts. Other trivial shit like that.
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@DaveAtherton20 LOL. She's trying to make it look like something that happened to her.
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@OnlyInBOS If you're from Brookline, people know.
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@nypost The New York Post is trash.
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@JV_PITT @NoCapFights No, the gotcha was the punch in the face.
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@jaysabur They look like broken GTA NPCs.
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@FightMate I really do appreciate that he led with the desk.
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@FreckledLiberty Why do women make a run-on sentence for ten minutes that only contains the critical contextual word at the very end?
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@sixtwogq @iamyesyouareno Oh god, you found one. Lucky manboy.
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@boston25 Funny. When I use Logan Airport as a citizen and consumer, my every behavior is watched and controlled.
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@GreatestAt_it OK. It's at my house then.
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@PuffinBooks I won't be buying any Puffin Books ever.
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@Super70sSports When I was six, this was the best pitcher on the planet:
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@libsoftiktok Everybody's a racist but she made watermelon as her background.
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@MattWalshBlog In market's realm, I did stray, For towels fair, my wealth did lay. Expenditure, a scent of crimson hue, On paper towels, my coin did strew. In days of yore, their touch I knew, More to adore, they grace anew. They, attendants to the floor, A dance of cloth, forevermore.
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@bostonherald How come Maura Healey keeps getting to appoint her girlfriends?
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