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certified dumb idiot

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Joined November 2011
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7 months
I am going to light myself on fire
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7 months
Sen. Warren says The Rock would be in her "dream blunt rotation"
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1 year
been dying at this 4 second video for like 15 min now
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6 years
before and after listening to PC music
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5 years
oooo boy @flyinglotus teasing new shit at SXSW
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7 years
Can't wait to learn how to play Stairway to Clout
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3 years
i love the @adultswim bump trend on tiktok but for true accuracy they should be having @flyinglotus as the sound for it
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6 years
should have seen this one coming #hereditary
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5 years
@theneedledrop @StreetsyB I’ve watched it like 10 times in a row trying to piece it together
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8 years
Tried downloading a leak of the new Gambino album earlier but it was just 16000 pics of Kevin Spacey
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4 years
I just got the greatest joint bday & christmas gift I’ve probably every received
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8 years
My dad's at the Guillermo Del Toro exhibit at the MIA rn and he just sent me this 😭sooo hyped to see the exhibit over break
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1 year
the power of @rocco_botte
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Drew Barrymore has posted an emotional apology to the WGA over her decision to return to her daytime talk show amid the ongoing Hollywood strikes. “I believe there’s nothing I can do or say in this moment to make it OK,” Barrymore said
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4 years
one time when i was in elementary school i woke up at 2am and snuck downstairs so i could call in and request Linkin Park’s “In The End” and they played it and i felt like god
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4 years
After 24 years, Disney is shutting down Radio Disney:
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1 year
10k likes and no one has hit me up to sell vibe lights or sex toys or whatever people sell in the replies on hit tweets. twitter really is cooked
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5 years
ok Teejayx6 is one of the only rappers that has bars that actually make me laugh out loud
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10 years
last night on the tonight show @questlove and the roots played @LILBTHEBASEDGOD 's "Ellen Degeneres" as Ellen walked out and that's beautiful
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4 years
today,,, we are all joe viben
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5 years
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10 years
Remember Steve from Blues Clues? This is him now. Feel old yet? http://t.co/cTBaGmb6ny
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1 year
booked my fav comedy group of all time and i all i got was this lazy lazy photo
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8 years
lush bath bombs? how about kush bath bongs
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3 years
friendship breakup happening behind our table at Buffalo Wild Wings
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2 years
just broke into a cold sweat thinking about uber prices the night that both p4k & beyonce are happening in chicago
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3 years
this is the most unhinged alternating stage schedule I’ve ever seen in my life
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2 years
the bear using Alice’s for filming purposes LOL
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4 years
taking copious amount of molly for the lori lightfoot lolla set
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4 years
🤔
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9 years
i have some regrets
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2 years
this frozen shot has me acting up at brunch
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3 years
lightfoot trying to make this an issue about gun violence when adam toledo raised his empty hands before being murdered by a COP is so fucking disgusting, i truly believe she’s an evil, evil person
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2 years
john f ketamine
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6 years
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2 years
let’s see if this works
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6 years
2009 vs 2019
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4 years
63 and sunny and I’m still unemployed yes i will be day drinking :-)
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4 years
Had my first real covid scare and tested negative and then Trump test positive can i get a W in the replies
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5 years
hey halloween's coming up so it's about time to remind people of my worst costume ever
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1 year
losing my mind at this Facebook marketplace listing
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7 years
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6 years
how do i get charli’s network of stans to find this and make it go viral
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3 years
POV: you’re checking into will call
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2 years
this is one of my fav pics anyone’s ever taken of me 😌
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4 months
smoking cigs on the native patio peter coin in hand I’m unstoppable
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3 years
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5 years
friendly reminder that flylo has one of the best discographies of the century
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1 year
we lost one of the kindest & most magnetic people in the world this week - if you’re able, please donate to help his family navigate this unfathomable loss. RD forever
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2 years
barback obama
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3 years
never hungover again
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1 year
bro how is chance still coming out as a surprise guest to perform no problems in the damn 3 hat??? no one wants to see that bro 😭😭😭
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3 years
can't believe i left my phone at the owl last night truly down astronomical
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1 year
do you guys like my new shirt
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8 years
Good morning to everyone except The Chainsmokers
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10 years
Favorite couple http://t.co/ZPFArPtzrM
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2 years
it’s Friday
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4 years
to everyone sending this to me saying “evil twin”.... please just kill me
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4 months
you could not pay me to listen to that a24 stop making sense tribute album
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2 years
would burn down cities for winston the french bulldog
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if you guys thought my benadryl costume from last night was dumb as hell just wait for what’s coming tonight
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4 years
AOC gonna be president within our lifetime, right? like of anyone in the dem party right now she’s the only one i can see on a clear pathway there
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We’re looking for some tweets to turn into movies.
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2 years
she father my john til i misty
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2 years
me when it’s christmas
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4 years
no matter what happens next, always remember that the dems would rather prop up joe biden to lose against trump than have a progressive candidate as their nominee. disgraceful
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4 years
our only hope at beating the coronavirus
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3 years
in my flop era (got covid)
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10 months
would you smoke him out
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3 years
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5 years
best tweet of the decade idc if it’s deleted it’s the only correct answer
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4 years
man imagine the scenes if we weren’t in a pandemic... 70° and sunny chicago on the day trump lost
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10 months
just learned that word of the Alice’s challenge™️ has spread beyond my immediate circle
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8 years
This Man Asked Himself "How Did I Get Here?", His Answer Will Astound You
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8 years
Being salty about someone else's happiness is an incredibly unhealthy way of thinking
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11 years
TO ST. ANTHONY'S SCHOOL BOARD. I WILL PERSONALLY DONATE 1000 DOLLARS TO THE BASEBALL TEAM IF YOU GIVE US TOMORROW OFF
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3 years
haven’t been able to stop thinking about this crust no bread
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11 years
As horrible and awkward as my middle school years were, I can proudly say I never owned a pair of Osiris shoes #survivor
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3 years
we’re like 3 months away from an orwells song popping off on tiktok & them selling out a reunion tour off unknowing teens
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8 years
Steph Curry just came in to see a movie at my theater lol
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4 years
if you think the government and public response to COVID has been horrible, just wait until the climate crisis really kicks in to gear
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5 years
one time during my freshman year of college my friends and i went to a mcdonalds for 3am drunk food and all i ordered was a parfait and a sprite
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10 years
Dumas' facial hair today is singlehandedly the most beautiful and horrifying thing I've ever seen http://t.co/qYeNaCGH81
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3 years
turning 25 tomorrow
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4 years
the way my eyes popped wide open at 6am like it’s the hellworld version of christmas morning... pain
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1 year
old town gotta be the worst part of Chicago
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3 years
prom nite
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5 years
lyft driver has been playing the shrek soundtrack and is now playing mambo no.5 absolute king & also absolute psycho shit
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2 years
celebrating my promotion the best way possible: the 7:20 screening of M3GAN at regal city north
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2 years
i need all of my most powerful Twitter followers (all of my Twitter followers) to send energy to the universe that i get on the list for Charli tomorrow
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8 years
Ok we need a Prince monument in Minneapolis ASAP
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1 year
what the hell is going on with my IG discover feed
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9 years
sigh
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3 years
somehow me
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@HealWithKasey
Kasey | Trauma Recovery 🌞
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Has anyone on Twitter somehow managed to not catch Covid yet????
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2 years
who up and skinning their marink
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4 years
didn’t try very hard apparently
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3 years
why did you unmatch me it’s me
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tornado sirens went off and my downstairs neighbor immediately walked outside and started working out on our patio, respect
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2 years
fuck the bean this is the best sight to see in Chicago
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2 years
haters on the TL wanna see my downfall but unfortunately for them i will still be DJing tonight at schubas upstairs and i hope to see you there
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