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connor

@connorPOWELL

8 years

does lmao stand for 'lets make an omelette'? because lmao

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1 year

@BleacherReport @NBA james harden gonna play his ass off to get those few days in vegas

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7 years

@BillRatchet i was enjoying a nice chicken burrito at chickfila but i saw this and now it feels like im eating a penis

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10 months

@ScottHanson i rather see taylor swift than the t-mobile commercial on every other broadcast. that’s why i watch redzone. 7 hours of uninterrupted football.

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@Jerrythekid21 @JerryAfterDark big cat by the end of next week will have a bowling alley installed in the chicago office

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8 months

@NFLOfficiating “Ok Brad, circle your calendar for December 30th. You and your team are going to officiate Lions @ Cowboys. This is a big game so make sure you rehearse the script and execute. Its Jimmy Johnson day”

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connor

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10 months

@Philly_Mays her roommate would never do that to you

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connor

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1 year

@ShamsCharania ever heard of Deloris Jordan? Michael’s mom?

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1 year

@Jerrythekid21 jerry army financially backed by india for bully season

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connor

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11 months

@hen_ease fuckin a man

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connor

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7 months

@Jerrythekid21 bully language

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connor

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1 year

@TyHaliburton22 or burt

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1 year

@PFTCommenter rich men north of richardson = anthony richardson

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connor

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1 year

@TyHaliburton22 burton it is

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connor

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9 months

@BarstoolBigCat youre allowed to make a whole episode of just ad reads. real AWLs will understand. some things in life are bigger than podcasts

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connor

@connorPOWELL

1 year

@barstoolsports and my girlfriend wonders why im 28 and still live at home in my dads basement for $200/month and he doesnt let her sleep over cause he doesnt want us having sex

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connor

@connorPOWELL

6 years

the indy 500 is actually just a gathering of everyone who shops at walmart between 1am-5am

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connor

@connorPOWELL

1 year

@hen_ease youre not as big of a fan as @Philly_Mays will wait for his opinion

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connor

@connorPOWELL

8 years

when carmel has more roundabouts than i have dollars in my bank account

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connor

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9 months

@BarstoolBigCat dont attack him for doing his journalistic duties of reporting what other people are saying. hes not saying it.

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connor

@connorPOWELL

7 years

i hugged like 16 girls tonight and thats basically equivalent to 1 sex so guess whos no longer a virgin

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connor

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1 year

@hen_ease @Edelman11 pandering

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connor

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1 year

@BarstoolBigCat only if you put it in a glass with ice cream

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connor

@connorPOWELL

10 months

@TonyREast tj mcconnell only played the last 6 minutes of the game and was still on triple double watch

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connor

@connorPOWELL

8 years

when a girl gives me her phone number i first type it in at the kroger checkout to see if they have a kroger card. if not i wont call them

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connor

@connorPOWELL

6 years

yeah hi can i get a sausage and mushroom pizza hey how u doin can i get a uh sausage and mushroom pizza owyA doin aYy cAN I get a uHH SAusage and mushrOom piZZA OHWYA DOIN AY CANIIEAEAEAEA SAUSAJJEANAMUSHROOM PIZZA AAHHHHOWOSAAJJSJJAANANNMUU AAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA GAAAA

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connor

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7 months

@RL_Holdings @SMB_Attorney what’s she gonna do? walk your dog for 4 months and you make a random person fire her for it?

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1 year

@PFTCommenter click bait

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connor

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1 year

@MacrodosingPod its called puttin your feet up. it’s relaxing. probably got a coors light in fin

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1 year

@Jerrythekid21 did u not inspect the house before buying it???

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connor

@connorPOWELL

1 year

@PardonMyTake farts made. loudest fart. show i’ve watched the most. longest fart. quietest fart. gay thoughts.

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connor

@connorPOWELL

8 years

if donald trump can become president with all the crap he posts on twitter, i dont wanna hear about employers judging my social media

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connor

@connorPOWELL

5 years

if u fall down the stairs and land on the bottom step taco bell gotta give u a free burrito

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connor

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1 year

@NBA rayan chose a bad day to get a massage

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connor

@connorPOWELL

7 years

happy independence day. celebrate by being alone and independent all day. dont go outside. dont talk to anyone. happy holidays

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connor

@connorPOWELL

8 months

@Philly_Mays im too dumb for this graphic. i just cant get it.

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connor

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1 year

@BarstoolBigCat stop hazing darren

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connor

@connorPOWELL

9 months

@Tiffany_Gomas @PFTCommenter @hen_ease hank donated his kidney to me not once but TWICE. most generous man alive. i can never repay him.

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connor

@connorPOWELL

7 months

@BarstoolBigCat so you’re saying we need to bug max till it’s released?

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connor

@connorPOWELL

8 months

@Jerrythekid21 ravioli be the real one to let you go snuggle with ur girl 🫡 the best homies say “go and watch a movie, i’ll always be here when she goes to sleep”

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connor

@connorPOWELL

7 years

just remember this meme of me went viral

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@MensHumor

10 years

Pretty much every night of my life <3 http://t.co/N7n85zBpO9

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connor

@connorPOWELL

10 months

@Philly_Mays who’s bed is that

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connor

@connorPOWELL

7 years

from here on out carmel is now pronounced ‘carme’ because we take no Ls

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connor

@connorPOWELL

1 year

@ShamsCharania youre not allowed if @wojespn isnt

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connor

@connorPOWELL

7 years

after years of saving money for a downpayment on a mortgage my wife and i are moving out of our waffle apartment and into a waffle house

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connor

@connorPOWELL

1 year

@hen_ease was the driving range open before the tournament?

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connor

@connorPOWELL

6 years

when yall making out and she stops to put her hair up

Gucci Mane

@gucci1017

7 years

Time to go harder seriously.

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connor

@connorPOWELL

7 years

ya i work at chickfila and ya im a nice person, but dont think for one second it wouldnt be "my pleasure" to curb stop your face

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connor

@connorPOWELL

9 years

4/20? more like 1/5. stupid stoners forgot to reduce their fractions.

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connor

@connorPOWELL

1 year

@Alex68258987 @illcosby @barstoolsports apple doesn’t fall far from the tree they say

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connor

@connorPOWELL

9 months

@stoolpresidente open your hotel room door for a couple minutes that will get the air moving

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connor

@connorPOWELL

8 months

@Philly_Mays youre getting awfully defensive

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connor

@connorPOWELL

7 years

hey @kroger ive tried this before and im not going to stop anytime soon. but im a big fan of what yall are doing. im about to graduate college with a marketing degree and i want to work for yall with your social media presence

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connor

@connorPOWELL

11 months

@stoolpresidente shirt is 6 sizes too small

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connor

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11 months

@theneedledrop TI and all his talking in rodeo

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connor

@connorPOWELL

8 months

@Philly_Mays youre lashing out again, maxwell

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connor

@connorPOWELL

11 months

@BarstoolBigCat what about the italians

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